Line #9 Funny/StarTrekKlingon


1	There are plenty of great moments in the game, mostly supplied by Robert O'Reilly's ability as a LargeHam. For example…
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3	* If you do nothing when you are supposed to act, Gowron gets angry. Do it again and he gets even angrier. His reactions get more and more exaggerated the more you piss him off, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jz6aIqMG_Y it's priceless.]]
4	* If you choose to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=UrD39qSlCOo provoke Gowron]] when taking the cha'nob gifts, his final face as he pushes you away is ridiculous.
5	* If you choose to confront Qua'lon after Torghn's death.
6	--> '''Qua'lon:''' Do you challenge me? ''Here?'' '''''Over your father's UNMOURNED CORPSE?!''''' ''[Withdraws his knife]''
7	--> '''Gowron:''' ''[Calmly and quietly]'' I think he meant for you to lead the ritual.
8	--> '''Qua'lon:''' ''[Calms down]''
9	* The cock-eyed stare Gowron gives you before you leave Tanganiqa. It's worth noting that this stare is what gave that actor the job of Klingon in the first place.
10	* The 'negotiation' between Gowron and the captain of the Pakled vessel is like something out of ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''.
11	-->'''Gowron:''' You are… Pakled?
12	-->'''Pakled:''' Yes, we are Pakled.
13	-->'''Gowron:''' Oh, then you have ''knowledge!'' [[BlatantLies You are not stupid.]]
14	-->'''Pakled:''' No, we are not stupid.
15	-->'''Gowron:''' Then you will beam over and tell us what we need to know.
16	-->'''Pakled:''' Oh, no, no! I'm afraid! I will not beam over.
17	-->'''Gowron:''' Why?
18	-->'''Pakled:''' You are Klingon; we are Pakled.
19	-->'''Gowron:''' I do not understand you, Pakled.
20	-->'''Pakled:''' It ''is'' difficult to understand.
21	-->'''Gowron:''' ''[Gives a knowing grin to Pok]'' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason Then you must come aboard our ship]] and explain ''why'' you are afraid to come aboard.
22	-->'''Pakled:''' [[TooDumbToLive Yes, I will do that!]] I will beam over and explain.
23	-->'''Gowron:''' Ah… [[SarcasmMode you are a good negotiator,]] Captain!
24	-->'''Pakled:''' Yes… [[CaptainObvious we are Pakled!]]
25	** The condescendingly friendly way Gowron talks to the Pakled like a kindergarten teacher really sells it.
26	** After the interrogation, the Pakled offers to sell Gowron contraband, saying, "Do you want something? I can get it. I can get you ''two'' of something." [[TooDumbToLive He's holding up four fingers as he says this.]]
27	** The scene kicks off with a great moment, as one of Gowron’s officers questions how the Pakleds can treat their ships so poorly. Gowron looks to her and says "[[TooDumbToLive They are Pakled.]]"
28	* If she had equal screentime with Gowron, K'tar would be just as funny.
29	** When you choose to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LSo5bHSRWE pick up the acta crystals]] while the hunter-killer floats around the room.
30	--> '''K'tar:''' Someone is going to die, and this is all you care about? ''A trinket?!'' Are you Klingon, '''''or FERENGI?!'''''
31	** After you attempt to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRsK_qrvIls throw Vok out of the lopno]], K'tar berates you in her usual fashion… but Vok is so shocked from you disobeying her that all he can do is regain his breath and nod weakly, apparently scared shitless.
32	* The two Klingons berating Pok over choosing other meals over gagh.
33	** The person who uploaded these videos finds this particular example especially hilarious in that they pronounce gagh as "gock", which is completely wrong.
34	* Watch Creator/RickWorthy's face as the Gagh passes in front of him. Is he… is he ''licking'' it?
35	* Gowron's reaction to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U99GAVM87Uw the fight to the death]] over your food.

Context Funny / StarTrekKlingon