Line #95 Funny/StarBomb


1	* ''Everything'' about Mario's part in ''Luigi's Ballad'', particularly his absurdly vulgar and bombastic entrance that comes out of nowhere.
2	** Both Mario and Luigi's calm acceptance of Peach [[spoiler:choosing Toad because of his phallic shape]].
3	* Ken's... um... ''rapping'' is {{adorkable}} and hilarious.
4	--> '''Ken:''' All right, two can play at this game... [[LameComeback Dick Penis Man.]] Can you lose to me in a Rap Battle? [[IncrediblyLamePun Shoryuken!]]
5	** Also the results of Ken's rap, particularly how Ryu compliments him on finally rhyming on beat, banters playfully with him for a second before hitting him in the groin with a hurricane kick
6	--->'''Ken:''' My Scrotums...
7	* In the ''Rap Battle - Ryu vs. Ken'' music video, when Ryu asks if Ken can stop eating penis, it shows Ken reaching into a sack labelled "Bag of Dicks."
8	** [[https://www.moarstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Anonymously-Send-a-Bag-Of-Dicks-Title.png It's a real thing, apparently (warning: phallic (obviously))]]
9	* From ''Sonic's Best Pal''
10	-->'''Narrator:''' Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails?
11	-->'''Kids:''' Eat a dick!
12	-->'''Narrator:''' Great! Here we go!
13	* ''It's Dangerous To Go Alone''. All of it. The entire concept is completely ridiculous, but it's near impossible not to chortle at the [[QueerPeopleAreFunny lengths the old man will go to to get Link to touch his dick]].
14	** For an example of the humor, see the brief scene from the animated video by Joel C in which the Juice Crew is shown -- that is, the wonderful moment where [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheMinishCap Vaati]] is pelvic thrusting while [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Ghirahim]] licks his lips while holding a martini.
15	** Calling [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto Liberty City]] "Just like Philadelphia, but even more [[TakeThat shitty]]".
16	** The shot of Link in the typical hero pose, wind in his hair and all, with the typical Zelda interface saying "[[DoubleEntendre PRESS A TO GRAB DESTINY]]".
17	* The concept of ''I Choose You to Die'', while filled with a bit of NightmareFuel for Pokemon fans (at least for the concept of Ash as a domestic abuser), is also hilarious for the lines that immediately follow Pikachu shooting Ash in the groin.
18	--> ''Holy fuck!''
19	--> ''I don't know if you've ever been''
20	--> ''Shot in the nuts''
21	--> ''Spoiler: It sucks''
22	** Accentuated in the Rap-Along, where Chloe makes an aggressive motion to her groin area in that section of the song, while Steve Kardynal fakes tears at the thought of the GroinAttack.
23	* In ''Regretroid'', when Kraid arrives to fight Samus, he sings about how he is about to kill and devour her. In the middle of the song, he removes her helmet, finds out she is a girl... and his song immediately moves to checking her out.
24	-->'''Kraid''': [[BadassBoast I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen]]
25	-->You're gonna die, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch motherfucker]], I take up [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever five screens]]
26	-->[[JustEatHim I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy!]]
27	-->Then you'll be digested and converted to feces!
28	-->[[TheUnmasking I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes]]
29	-->[[MaleGaze And your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs]]
30	-->And your pillowy lips and... wait, [[SamusIsAGirl you're not a guy?]]
31	-->'''Samus''': Is that a problem, you FUCK?!
32	-->'''Kraid''': Uh... no. PrepareToDie!!
33	** In one of the fan-made [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Ph_aAw0x0 music videos]], ''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM'' [[TakeThat is used as the "feces"]].
34	* Simon Belmont derailing Dracula's line in ''Crasher-Vania''.
35	-->'''Dracula''': It was Swamp-Man on vocals, Nosferatu on bass. Boy, you should have seen the silly funny look on his- [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion Oh God, no!]]
36	-->'''Simon Belmont''': 'Tis I! Never fear, Simon Belmont is here!
37	-->'''Dracula''': SHIT!
38	** Dracula finally gets Simon to open up about his feelings.
39	--->'''Dracula''': For the love of God, Simon, what the fuck is your deal?\
40	'''Simon''': You don't invite me to your parties; do you know how that feels?\
41	'''Dracula''': Are you freaking serious? You killed all my guests! / Just because you felt left out?!\
42	'''Simon''': No!\
43	''[Beat]''\
44	'''Simon''': ...Yes.
45	*** In the animated music video, the split-second shot of Dracula's skeptical expression when Simon says [[BlatantLies "No"]] puts the cherry on top of this exchange.
46	* WebVideo/{{Markiplier}} playing the wonderfully [[LargeHam hammy]] announcer in ''SMASH!''
47	--> '''Announcer:''' And then [[NoSell he took three Falcon Punches like it]] '''''[[NoSell WASN'T EVEN SHIT!]]'''''
48	* In ''Hero of Rhyme,'' Link ends up mistaking Navi's anointing him the "Hero of Time" is mistaken for this, and so [[TooDumbToLive he tries fighting with just his raps]]. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome It ends about as well as you'd expect.]]
49	--> '''Link:''' How's that? Those rhymes do anything for you?
50	--> '''Villager:''' [[SuddenlyShouting OH GOD, EVERYONE IS DEAD!]]
51	** The fight against Ganon ends with Link [[spoiler:taking a giant sword to the back]]. It's [[ThatsGottaHurt Navi's reaction]] that sells it.
52	* The fight between Glass Joe and Mr. Sandman in ''Glass Joe's Title Fight'' [[CurbStompBattle goes about as well as you'd expect.]]
53	--> '''Glass Joe:''' Whoa, whoa, I'll be the champion! I have the heart of-
54	--> ''(many sounds of punching)''
55	--> '''Glass Joe:''' ''(slurred)'' Whoaaaa, whoaaa, [[NonSequiturThud I like candy corns!]] Please put them in my donuts! ''(gets punched again)''
56	--> '''Doc Louis:''' Oooh, you beat the French out of him!
57	--> '''Glass Joe:''' I have my- ''(more punching sounds)'' [[NonSequiturThud ...My favorite colour is]] ''[[NonSequiturThud seven!]]'' ''(punched)'' No more peanuts for me, stewardess! ''...Godzilla is my dad.''
58	--> ''(punched)''
59	** Earlier, while training, Glass Joe sings of his inevitable triumph, while Doc acts as his OnlySaneMan.
60	--> '''Glass Joe:''' Whoa, whoa, I'll be the champion! I have the heart of the lion!
61	--> '''Doc Louis:''' That's... clearly not going to be enough!
62	--> '''Glass Joe:''' I've got the skills...
63	--> '''Doc Louis:''' No you don't.
64	--> '''Glass Joe:''' I've got the power!
65	--> '''Doc Louis:''' Wrong again!
66	--> '''Glass Joe:''' You'll never catch me, I am like the Eiffel Tower!
67	--> '''Doc Louis:''' ''That doesn't move.''
68	--> '''Glass Joe:''' I'm building an Arc of Triumph!
69	--> '''Doc Louis:''' That took like ''thirty years'' to build.
70	** In the same song, Doc ''was'' going to turn down Glass Joe… but then Joe gave him ten dollars.
71	** This bit just before the fight:
72	--> '''Joe:''' There's the bell! Thanks for your help, Doc!\
73	'''Doc louis:''' [[SeeYouInHell Yeah, see you in hell.]]
74	** Just before Glass Joe's about to fight Mr. Sandman, he thinks back to his training.
75	--> '''Glass Joe:''' Zis is my moment
76	--> Vive la France
77	--> All of my training
78	--> Has led to this chance
79	--> I benched ten Q-Tips, I ran five feet
80	--> I did a half-pushup, victory will be sweet!
81	** Made even funnier in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHtYUKY6Swg the music video]], where lifting said Q-tips ''[[MadeOfPlasticine breaks one of his arms.]]''
82	* Kratos' final opponent in ''God of No More''
83	--> '''Final God:''' [[spoiler:I am the god of that thing where you're about to sneeze]]
84	--> [[spoiler:And then your friend's all "Hey, what's up?" and then you suddenly freeze]]
85	--> [[spoiler:But then you still have that nose tingle, it's a horrible tease!]]
86	--> [[spoiler:And you're like "FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!"]]
87	* ''The New Pokerap'' has Ash, recently released from the Hospital, learning about a wide variety of new Pokemon from Brock. After about three verses of Brock's rap (which doesn't even start to account for the three hundred thousand plus new species), [[spoiler:Ash says "[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Fuck it]]" and decides to go back to the hospital by [[GroinAttack shooting himself in the sack]] three times.]]
88	* In ''Minecraft Is For Everyone'', after the first chorus, the player tries to convince the creeper to swear less and be nice.
89	--> '''Creeper''': [[SoundEffectBleep Bleep]] it, I'll try.\
90	'''Player''': Okay, we're off to a bad start, but... it's fine.
91	** Followed by the creeper abusing LastSecondWordSwap and GoshDarnItToHeck.
92	---> '''Creeper''': Monkey fighting glass ball MOTHER SCRATCHER!
93	** [[spoiler:Notch's cameo.]]
94	---> [[spoiler:'''Notch''']]: Hey guys, do you need help writing lyrics?
95	---> '''Creeper''': '''NO!''' You don't even know Minecraft music!
96	---> [[spoiler:'''Notch''']]: But... but I'm [[spoiler:Notch]]...
97	---> '''Creeper''': More like [[spoiler:''Notch-yo-song!'']] OH SH-[[LastSecondWordSwap UGAR]] SNAP PEAS I WENT THERE!
98	* In ''The Simple Plot of Metal Gear'', Snake gets on the show by killing VideoGame/{{Bomberman}}.
99	** When Snake says that Meryl is "a hot box of rocks", [[EatingTheEyeCandy it shows Snake]] [[RefugeInAudacity blatantly staring]] at an annoyed/embarrassed Meryl's ass.
100	** Ocelot's [[DelayedOhCrap reaction]] to Gray Fox slicing off one of his hands.
101	** The scene with Gray Fox also takes a few jabs at [[PottyFailure Otacon]], showing him in a puddle of urine and a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent sign]] that [[RuleOfFunny (for some reason)]] says "No Peeing on the Floor".
102	** The ending.
103	---> '''Announcer''': "Can I get a replacement guest with a simple plot, please?"
104	---> [[spoiler: '''Sora''': "Hi, I'm Sora from ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''!" ]]
105	---> '''Announcer''': "[[BigNo NOOO!]]"
106	* Look closely in the Mario Party video when Luigi is alone playing video games; [[TakeThat he's playing]] ''VideoGame/MightyNo9''.
107	* In ''The Simple Plot of Kingdom Hearts'', Sora starts off his games' plot by telling the show to cue the music.
108	---> '''Announcer''': [[BigNo NO]], [[OhCrap DON’T CUE THE MUSIC!!!]]
109	** When the Announcer tries to understand exactly what is going on, [[BrutalHonesty Sora points out]] after he finishes each sentence that the Announcer is wrong. To add onto the Announcer’s misery, Sora continues to tell his confusing story despite how he said he would clear it up.
110	** The first line of the Announcer’s final verse before the ending.
111	--->'''Announcer''': My god this plot is all, that I can take. I want to cry and jerk off [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment into some]] [[Memes/KingdomHearts pancakes]]!
112	** The Announcer’s reaction to [[spoiler: the show getting cancelled.]]
113	--->'''Announcer''': TITS! [[BigYes FUCK YES]]! I mean, ''[[SarcasmMode no…oh no…]]''
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