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4	* Welcome, Commoner:
5	** The very first scene kicking off with a perfectly normal day at Kimito's everyday life. Then, all of the sudden, a group of muscled gay men appear, put Kimito in a van, and try to seduce him while on their way to somewhere far from his hometown. [[TheScream Kimito reacts accordingly.]]
6	** The [[{{hikikomori}} fate of the students]] who graduate from All-Girls School Seikan because they were secluded from the outside world to [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor preserve their pureness.]]
7	** [[{{Hard Gay}} I LOVE]] [[{{Fetish}} MUSCLES!!!]]
8	** Kimito trolling Aika for the first time.
9	--->'''Aika:''' Bark!\
10	'''Kimito:''' ''(mentally)'' She's kidding, right?\
11	'''Aika:''' Bark!\
12	'''Kimito:''' ''(still mentally)'' She ''has'' to be!
13	* Reiko Is Who We Wish to Be Like:
14	** [[FlashStep Kujou undressing Kimito]].
15	** Aika reading manga for the first time. She finished a series of more than 50 volumes in a single session.
16	--->'''Kimito:''' How was it?
17	--->'''Aika:''' I'm surprised. Why didn't you say anything about this before?
18	--->'''Kimito:''' About what?
19	--->'''Aika:''' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} About how all commoner high school kids have psychic powers!?]]
20	--->'''Kimito:''' (to himself) [[DamnedByFaintPraise She really is pure, huh?]]
21	** Kimito convincing Aika that she gained the power to stop time and how she uses it to take advantage of an apparently freezed Kimito.
22	* It Was Like the Garden of Eden
23	** Despite he was just kidnapped from his hometown a few days ago, Kimito is greeted by his mother through a cell phone text as if there was nothing wrong in the world. Kujo explains that his former home was remodeled as payment for accepting his role at Seikan.
24	-->'''Kimito:''' THEY SOLD ME OUT FOR A NATURAL HOT SPRING?!
25	** [[ComicalOverreacting Hakua's Head Maid]]. The crowning moment has to be that, when Hakua shows attachment to Kimito, said Head Maid kneels/bows so fast that her head hits the tile floor, cracking it with [[MadeOfIron only a mild bruise on her forehead resulting from this]]. Twice even; the second time also has an elevator door keep closing on her behind, but she doesn't notice at all.
26	** Everything about Karen's introduction.
27	--->'''Kimito:''' Talk about [[VisualPun crazy eyes!]]
28	--->'''Kimito:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext She sees it... my eden.]]
29	--->'''Kimito:''' Hey, I didn't "thrust" anything!!
30	* Just Friends:
31	** Turns out Hakua, while skilled at advanced subjects, grossly overthinks everything. Thus when Kimito tells her the common-sense answers to relatively-simple riddles that she guessed complex answers to, she gets BlankWhiteEyes reactions. Then with each answer, she 'pounds' on Kimito's chest like a cute little kid, protesting to give her another riddle so she can get one right.
32	*** The cartoonish "Clonk" sound effect when she pounds his chest adds to the humor.
33	** During the whole incident with Hakua later, Reiko calls for her maid, [[StealthHiBye who appears instantly despite a closed door/window]]. And of course how quickly things escalate when Hakua's habits show up in front of the three girls, resulting in Karen nose-bleeding, Aika's expression being freaked over this getting on her hand, Reiko near-instantly fainting from the sight, and more.
34	* Kagurazaka-sama Is Here
35	** [[ShipperOnDeck Hakua's maid staff]] decide to "help" Hakua get closer to Kimito, by doing it discreetly. Once they put there plan into motion, they're as discreet as a car crash. The highlight is when they invite Kimito to have lunch with Hakua, where BlatantLies and ContrivedClumsiness ensue.
36	*** First, the meal they prepare is an omelet that has "Hakua ♥ Kimito" written in ketchup, which a maid [[BlatantLies claims they didn't notice.]]
37	*** Kimito tries to ask for his own plate to eat on, but a maid "accidentally" knocks over plates due to fainting from job stress, as she says. Then Kimito tries to get a spoon for himself, but the maid knocks over the spoons, this time due to fear of silver. [[RuleofThree Finally]], Kimito tries to get a straw to replace a heart-shaped one, but the maids are now just blatantly throwing out all the straws, claiming they're all defective.
38	*** The maids are clearly fawning over seeing the two eating together, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent one maid even has a digital camera to capture the moment!]] Not to mention one faints, and another one confirms Kimito's suspicions.
39	---->'''Maid:''' ''(speaking to the one who fainted)'' Come on, wake up! Things are finally starting to get exciting!

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