Line #37 Funny/ShadyOaksSMP


1	!As a moments page, all spoilers are unmarked.
2	!!The Kindness Arc
3	[[AC: The First Stream]]
4	* Justin kicking Squid off the server for [[FelonyMisdemeanor not having a cape]].
5	* Dan [[EpicFail epically failing]] at introducing the SMP.
6	--> '''Dan:''' Everyone, welcome! To the SMP-- Wait, I said it wrong already…
7	* The references to Bernie Sanders memes at the start. For example, there are portraits of the "I was just sitting there, trying to keep warm" meme in the building of the central hub.
8	--> '''James:''' Wait, wasn't he the guy, like, asking for financial support?
9	--> '''Dan:''' Yeah, this is why.
10	--> '''Justin:''' Ah, this is what he spent it on!
11	--> '''Dan:''' This is what he spent it on -- Shady Oaks!
12	* James wandering into the Gamer Girls' bathroom in the central hub.
13	* Squid casually hopping into the toilet.
14	* Dan [[UndignifiedDeath dying to a sweet berry bush]] during the first night and his subsequent reaction to it.
15	--> '''In-game chat:''' [=DanTDM=] was poked to death by a sweet berry bush.
16	--> ''[...]''
17	--> '''Dan:''' Guys, don't look at the chat, [[BlatantLies nothing happened]].
18	* Dan accidentally activating world edit, and the shenanigans ensuing.
19	--> '''Dan:''' Let me use my [[ItMakesSenseInContext world edit]] on [this baby zombie].[[note]]The tool representing the world edit function is a wooden axe.[[/note]]
20	* James announcing the existence of Kindness to the world [[FantasticallyIndifferent like it's a perfectly ordinary thing to do]].
21	--> '''James:''' Why have I got a sword called "Kindness"?
22
23	[[AC: The In-Between Streams]]
24	* Dan hastily trying to frame Justin for pranking Squid, including leaving his diamond pick and various 'incriminating evidence' in Justin's chest.
25	** The fact that someone called "Ghastbuster" actually ''believed'' the lie and tweeted to Justin that he should try to keep James -- who would be giving the final verdict on the trial -- on his good side during the trial.
26	* After visiting Justin's base on top of a tall mountain in the savanna, Squid tries to [[SoftWater MLG water bucket]] down the mountain… and fails, dying.
27	** Dan picking up the diamond pick from Squid's inventory (Dan previously hid it in Justin's base, but Squid picked it up as evidence for "DNA testing") to offer proof for how his fingerprints ended up on the pickaxe in case of the DNA testing. The absurd lengths he would go…
28
29	[[AC: The Gamble Stream]]
30	* At nightfall, Justin hops into a bed, only for Squid to jump on top of the bed and start ShakingTheRump.
31	--> '''Dan:''' I can't blur it live, geez.
32	* [[ButtMonkey Justin]] being tricked into falling down the bedrock-deep hole Squid dug in Dan's house, resulting in [[DeathAsComedy his death]]. And [[SkewedPriorities his main concern]] was still how Squid made the sand 'float' instead of him dying.
33	* When visiting the Nether, Dan ends up falling in lava and dies, losing all the diamond items he gained from his previous gambles and his saddle. In real time, he noticeable [[{{Beat}} steps away for a minute]]... and has a BigNo moment. The others on the server found it quite funny too, judging what they typed in the chat. He then jokingly describes it as [[LaserGuidedKarma "karma"]].
34
35	[[AC: Squiddy's Birthday Stream]]
36	* Squid [[ToiletHumour having an accident]] while building the enchanting area.
37	* Justin with autotune, voice options including Thanos. Which naturally leads to [[ItMakesSenseInContext Thanos singing Squid happy birthday]].
38	** Cupquake also autotuning herself, allowing them to synchronize and thus forming the band Noodle Cup.
39	* James' first reaction to Cupquake announcing her presence on the server.
40	--> '''James:''' It's a girl.
41	** The ContinuityNod to the first stream about the bathrooms during Cupquake's tour of the central hub.
42	* Squid hiding Justin's dog under his base, causing Justin to believe the server was glitching to make his dog invisible.
43
44	[[AC: The In-Between Streams]]
45	* From Dan's perspective: he re-enters proximity chat while digging a hole to contain his new horse Neighblade, and overhears Squid say something that only [[ItMakesSenseInContext makes sense in context]].
46	--> '''Squid:''' Okay, we got-- we got the skelly, check, now we gotta [[WouldHurtAChild kill the child]].[[labelnote:Context]]Squid was being attacked by a skeleton and a [[EnfantTerrible baby zombie]]?[[/labelnote]]
47	--> '''Dan:''' Excuse me?
48	--> '''Squid:''' Sorry, there's a kid after me.
49	* While trying to type "kk" in the chat, Dan accidentally types "[[spoiler:kkk]]", causing him to have an OhCrap moment and declare that he was [[MistakenForRacist getting cancelled for it]].
50	* James' suggestion to prank Squid by turning his "pog face" Kraken's Hollow ad into an ad for ''Raid Shadow Legends''.
51	** And when Dan actually ''tries'' to carry out the prank, he just managed to [[ItMakesSenseInContext make Squid's eyes and nose spin around 90 degrees clockwise]]. HilarityEnsues.
52
53	[[AC: New Member Stream]]
54	* The other [=YouTubers=] trying to encase Dan in a glass case like a prized statue while he was muted and handling some settings problems.
55	* Justin [[ItMakesSenseInContext stripping down to]] [[NakedPeopleAreFunny his underwear]]. The title and thumbnail of [[https://youtu.be/bgLouiIQaqE James' video]], ''[=ThinkNOODles=], NEW MEMBER + Base Reveal!'', even emphasize the EpicFail moment.[[labelnote:Timestamp]]9:59 on James' video[[/labelnote]]
56	* The fact that James has a full set of diamond tools yet ''[[SkewedPriorities still doesn't have a fully constructed house]]''.
57	* The reason behind the existence of rule 5, "Don't trust Squid", being shown in full force about three times in the first 30 minutes of the stream.
58	* Justin trying and failing to do impromptu poetry during [=BigB=]'s tour of the SMP.
59	--> '''Justin:''' There once was a man from Nantucket...
60	--> ''[Everyone laughs.]''
61	--> '''Dan:''' Let's go, let's go.
62	--> '''Squid:''' Wow... this is why you don't do the tours.
63	* Squid's eyes on his Kraken's Hollow billboard once again being rotated, by 180 degrees this time.
64	* James getting [[FelonyMisdemeanor kicked off the server]] by Justin because he wasn't sleeping, making it impossible for the other players to skip to day.
65
66	[[AC: The In-Between Streams]]
67
68	[[AC: The Curse Stream]]
69	* Squid planning to name his chicken shop "Motherclucker".
70	* Dan gleefully taking advantage of Squid exiting the world and reloading Minecraft (to get a special skin on) by stealing Squid's fast horse, Twinkle Toes, to breed them with Love Child.
71	* TheClimax of the stream where Squid confronts Dan and James about the Curse of Vanishing being put on Kindness is very intense, and just moments after Squid bans the two from his shop and from future quests, Dan gets attacked by a zombie villager, "ruining the moment", and then gets eventually ''killed''. Talk about MoodWhiplash.
72	--> ''[Squid is standing on the spot growling.]''
73	--> '''Dan:''' You sound pretty angry. You sound really angry.
74	--> '''Squid:''' I'm angry.
75	--> '''In-game chat:''' [=DanTDM=] was slain by Zombie Villager
76	--> ''[Everyone starts {{Corpsing}}.]''
77	--> '''Squid:''' Well, I'm less angry now.
78	* After Squid {{Ragequit}} the game, Dan and James are able to just waltz into the very shop they had been declared banned from just minutes ago, ''including entering the restricted section because Squid left the key there''.
79	* Justin's spawner advertisement saying that people with capes get discounts… just to spite Squid, his main business rival in the mob farm business.
80
81	[[AC: The Post-Curse Stream]]
82	* Squid blasting horn sound effects upon nearly reaching his sub goal of 450. Namely, when he got [[FourTwentyBlazeIt 420 subs]].
83	* Everyone on the server has their own room in the central hub. Justin's is in the Gamer Girl Bathrooms.
84	* [[BlackComedy On a darker note]], the fact that Jerome fell in the lava [[NoOSHACompliance decorating Kraken's Hollow]], yet [[ApatheticCitizens no one tried to help him]]. Justified for Dan and James, at least, because they were banned from the shop.
85	** Speaking of Dan and James, just a minute later, them sneaking down the tunnel leading to Kraken's Hollow [[InevitablyBrokenRule despite being banned]]... and naturally getting caught and chased out of the shop.
86	* Jerome noticing that everyone on the server was eating sweet berries because it was convenient... then choosing to ''capitalize'' off of it.
87	* After murdering Dan in revenge, Kindness starts making comments like "tick tock". Naturally, this is interpreted in the stream as [[MoodWhiplash the sword promoting its TikTok]].
88
89	[[AC: The In-Between Streams/Episodes]]
90	* Yammy's 'house tour', which mainly consists of several very [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] comments about [[SelfDeprecation her building skills]] while being 'filmed' on what appears to be [[StylisticSuck a low-quality camera]].
91	--> '''Yammy:''' Upon entering the property, you will notice the use [of] see-through doors--
92	--> '''Masculine commentary voice:''' [[SarcasmMode Amazing.]]
93
94	[[AC:The Hunt for Netherite Stream]]
95	* All the item frames in Dan's house being re-fitted with pictures of Squid's eyes, to the point it makes a pretty cool pattern.
96	* James listing his motives for opening the Gallery of Squid.
97	--> '''James:''' This is my little thing, right, hopefully, I'm gonna one, cheer Squiddy up, because I know it's not easy carrying Kindness around; and two, I'm hoping at the end of this, I'm gonna get un-banned from the Hollow, so it's just ''you''-- on the naughty list, Dan.
98	* Everyone is advised to put their suits on for the opening of the Gallery, meaning... the return of [[NakedPeopleAreFunny [=ThinkNOODles=]]].
99	* The concept of the Gallery of Squid in general -- they are all Squid's selfies sent through their private chats... except they are all edited to [[AgeLift make him look like an old man]] rather than a guy just shy of his thirties. The moment the boys entered the Gallery and saw the pictures, ''everyone'' started cracking up on the spot. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even Squid.]]
100	* The seriousness of Justin murdering two of his friends suddenly and in cold blood might be mitigated by the fact that he was wearing [[NakedPeopleAreFunny nothing but his underwear]], something that was lampshaded multiple times throughout the stream.
101
102	!!The Unearthing Revenge Arc
103	[[AC: The Secret Project Stream]]
104	* The [[EpicFail pathetic tour]] known as Ecko's first run with the Shady Oaks minecart track.
105	** And then there was the second run, complete with Squid being an [[BlatantLies absolutely unbiased]] tour guide.
106	* When telling Ecko the story about the netherite items, Squid [[LooseLips lets it slip]] that ''two'' of them have been found[[note]]Unearthing Revenge was found by Justin and Squid during the ''Hunt for Netherite'' stream, and they had previously said that it would be kept a secret[[/note]].
107	--> '''Squid:''' Now, so far, on the two-three weeks that we've been on the server, there has been two that have been found.
108	--> '''[[LockedOutOfTheLoop Dan]]:''' Wait, [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
109	--> '''Squid:''' [[VerbalBackspace I mean, there's only one that has been found.]]
110
111	[[AC: The Slice of Life Stream]]
112	* In response to Dan's glasses reveal, Squid photoshops his face onto a ''{{Franchise/HarryPotter}}'' poster, and casts Justin as Voldemort... and proceeds to put it on the server for everyone to see. It's about as funny as you can imagine.
113	* While trying to return home with a lot of fishing loot, Dan tries to take a fox home with him as well, but the fox yoinks his lead and runs off with it. He then considers killing it to get the lead back.[[labelnote:Clarification]]Don't worry, he got the lead back, but refused to take the fox back because it was being a scam artist.[[/labelnote]]
114	* Squid accidentally poured water all over Justin's house.[[labelnote:Context]]He was testing out his new Riptide-enchanted trident and [[SoftWater MLG Water Bucketed]] on Justin's house.[[/labelnote]] It would have been mildly annoying to clean up at worst… if it weren't for the fact that his house was made out of concrete ''powder'', meaning his entire house is now concrete and he would have to rebuild large chunks of the walls. Justin ended up [[RageQuit ragequitting]] both the game and his stream because of this.
115	* Cupquake calls the Gallery of Squid a museum. Squid doesn't take it well.
116	--> '''Squid:''' ''Museum.'' Just 'cause I'm old, I'm not a dinosaur. Museum... psh. What the heck.
117
118	[[AC: The Chaos Stream]]
119	* Yammy struggling to use Dan's water elevator to get to his basement. Since the up stream and the down stream are next to each other, she accidentally keeps using the up stream instead of the down stream and even starts ''[[NoOSHACompliance drowning]]'' at one point.
120
121	[[AC: Goodbye Ender Dragon Stream]]
122	* The fact that everyone spent such a long time fighting over the Dragon Egg that it ended up teleporting and falling into the Void, meaning ''no one'' can have it.

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