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1	* It's a Muppet game, meaning, don't expect it to take itself too seriously. From the character voice clips to ''especially'' the special moves, wackiness abounds. At various times, you'll find yourself squashed flat (Miss Piggy), enveloped in a flour tornado (Swedish Chef), falling asleep (Floyd), or turned into a miniature frog (Robin), a hunk of CartoonCheese (Rizzo), or a carrot (Bean Bunny).
2	* The JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf bits when you choose a course but these in particular stand out (and each one is, of course, followed by their trademark laughter):
3	** The Muppet Theater:
4	--->'''Waldorf:''' What do we have to do to see a good show around here?\
5	'''Statler:''' Avoid the frog and his friends!
6	** Ghost Town from ''Film/TheMuppetMovie'':
7	--->'''Statler:''' Things here are really old and falling apart.\
8	'''Waldorf:''' Yeah, it reminds me of you!
9	** Happiness Hotel from ''Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper'':
10	--->'''Statler:''' This is the Happiness Hotel!?\
11	'''Waldorf:''' Yep, does it make you happy?\
12	'''Statler:''' Yes. Happy that I'm not staying here!
13	** Mallory Gallery from ''Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper'':
14	--->'''Statler:''' Some of these pictures are really old.\
15	'''Waldorf:''' You should know, you probably dated the models!
16	** New York City from ''Film/TheMuppetsTakeManhattan'':
17	--->'''Statler:''' ''[[Creator/FrankSinatra Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today...]]''\
18	'''Waldorf:''' Great! Let's go!
19	** Graveyard from ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol'':
20	--->'''Statler:''' This is the scariest part of this race.\
21	'''Waldorf:''' The graveyard?\
22	'''Statler:''' No, the drivers!
23	** Rooftops from ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol'':
24	--->'''Statler:''' You think they can fall off those rooftops?\
25	'''Waldorf:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I sure hope so. I paid good money for these seats]]!
26	** Dock and Mountain from ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'':
27	--->'''Statler:''' Is that the Jolly Roger?\
28	'''Waldorf:''' Maybe, but if it's in this game, it won't be jolly for long!
29	** Dock and Mountain from ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'':
30	--->'''Statler:''' Look at this shipwreck!\
31	'''Waldorf:''' I don't see anything\
32	'''Statler:''' [[SelfDeprecation No, I was talking about the game]]!
33	* Even if you win the race, you're not exempt...
34	-->'''Statler:''' You're a real winner!\
35	'''Waldorf:''' You're being awfully nice.\
36	'''Statler:''' Oh, I'm sorry, I meant ''whiner''!

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