Line #23 Funny/MiraiNikkiTheAbridgedSeries


1	* Yuno's CrazyIsCool {{Yandere}}ness is cranked up to eleven for the entirety of the show (also [[ParodiedTrope parodied]] for all it is worth), and it is '''glorious'''!
2	* Yuki's first line in the series as he watches an episode of ''VisualNovel/SchoolDays''.
3	-->'''Yuki''': Wow, that girl sure is crazy and scary! It's a good thing nobody like that exists in real life!
4	-->DescriptionCut to [[{{Yandere}} Yuno]]
5	-->'''Yuno''': I just traveled to a parallel universe and killed myself in order to take my own place! And I did it all for the sake of ''love''.
6	-->'''Yuki''': Yup. [[TemptingFate Nobody like that exists at all]].
7	* This dialogue from Episode 1.
8	-->'''[=MurMur=]''' (to Yuki): Hey, how's it goin'?
9	-->''{{beat}} which shows her standing on an oil drum, then cuts to Deus Ex Machina staring, then back to her and Yuki''
10	-->'''Deus''': Are you standing on an oil drum?
11	-->'''[=MurMur=]''': Yup.
12	-->'''Deus''': Why?
13	-->'''[=MurMur=]''': It's where I keep all my corn cobs.
14	-->''{{Beat}}''
15	-->'''[=MurMur=]''': I like corn.
16	-->'''Deus'''(in a completely deadpan tone): Fantastic.
17	* Yuno completely misinterpreting a conversation between Yuki and Tsubaki, assuming that Tsubaki is trying to seduce him. She was sharing a banana bread recipe.
18	** From the next episode: [[DisproportionateRetribution Yuno cuts off Tsubaki's hand afters she kisses Yuki]] and she comments afterwards [[CaptainObvious "In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have done that."]]
19	* ''Any'' scene involving [[HoYay Dave and]] [[ThoseTwoGuys Gary]].
20	--> '''Gary:''' "This year, Dave, I'm going to coat your biceps in chocolate frosting."
21	--> '''Dave:''' (confused) "How will that help us win the bake-off?"
22	--> '''Gary:''' "Win the what now?"
23	* Yuno: It's too much! I can't take it anymore! [[{{Glomp}} I MUST GLOMP YUKI!]] *glomps Yuki, and in doing so, saves him from an explosion.
24	* This:
25	--> '''Yuki:''' "STOP SMELLING MY UNDERWEAR!"
26	--> '''Yuno:''' "NEVER!"
27	* When Yuki's mom meets Yuno:
28	--> '''Yuki's mom:''' "And just who might this be?"
29	--> '''Yuno:''' "Hello ma'am, my name is Yuno Gasai, and I'm an exterminator."
30	--> '''Yuki's mom:''' "I don't remember calling for an exterminator. What are you here to exterminate?"
31	--> '''Yuno:''' "Your son's virginity."
32	--> (beat)
33	--> '''Yuki's mom:''' "''[while smiling]'' In that case, [[IWantGrandkids have at it.]]"
34	--> '''Yuki:''' "WHAT!?"
35	--> '''Yuno:''' "Yay!"
36	--> '''Narrator:''' "Parental consent is... good."
37	* When Minene is making demands:
38	--> '''Minene:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I want a]] [[ThatCameOutWrong fourteen-year-old boy-"]]
39	--> '''Random student:''' "Pedophile."
40	--> (cue part of a school building exploding)
41	--> '''Minene:''' "LET ME FINISH!"
42	* Minene's UnwantedRescue in Episode 5:
43	-->'''Minene''': Of all the people to set me free, why did it have to be ''him''?
44	-->'''Kurusu'''''(on the phone)'': Hey mom, I saw some boobs today!
45	** And a little before that:
46	--->'''Minene''': Okay, I get why [[EyeScream you took my eye]]. but why the f**k did you [[ShamefulStrip take my clothes]]?
47	--->'''Hirasaka''': Obviously my dear, it's so I can see-
48	--->'''Minene''': [[CaptainObvious Blind]].
49	--->'''Hirasaka''': -'''[[RefugeInAudacity HEAR]]''' your voluptuous, bouncy breasts.
50	*** "The correct term is Sentai! SENTAI!!!"
51	---> '''Minene:''' [[SarcasmMode "A Power Ranger who reads Hentai? That's not very appropriate for children."]]
52	* Yuno decides to take the crazy even further.
53	--> '''Yuno:''' I won't let any of you be friends with Yuki! Nobody can be Yuki's friend but me! If anyone even tries to get close to Yuki I'll f**king kill them!
54	--> '''Kosuka:''' (''deadpan'') Gee wiz, [[TemptingFate do ya think this chick could be any]] ''[[TemptingFate more]]'' {{Yandere}}?
55	--> '''Yuno:''' [[{{Tsundere}} D-don't get the wrong idea, Yukki! I-it's not like I'm killing them because I]] ''[[{{Tsundere}} like]]'' [[{{Tsundere}} you or anything...]] [[UsefulNotes/{{Baka}} D-dummy!]]
56	--> ''[[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Redead Shriek]] followed by [[ArtShift sudden shift to]] [[ColorFailure monochrome]]]''
57	--> '''Kosuka:''' [[SickAndWrong ...that was f**ked up]].
58	** Earlier:
59	--> '''Aru:''' "Kosaka. When's the last time you washed your feet."
60	--> '''Kosuka:''' "You're supposed to wash them?"
61	--> '''Mao:''' "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
62	* While in the pool:
63	--> '''Yuki:''' Yuno your bikini top accidentally came off!\
64	'''Yuno:''' Nope. ''(beat)'' Hold me! ''(hugs him while topless)''\
65	'''Yuki:''' MARSHMALLOWS!\
66	'''Pool Attendant:''' For gods sake women make yourself decent. ''(hands her top back to her)''\
67	'''Yuno:''' Shut up and let me be naked!
68	* Yuno's opinion of a woman who's in denial about her son being in a coma:

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