Funny / Mirai Nikki The Abridged Series

• Yuno's Crazy Is Cool Yandereness is cranked up to eleven for the entirety of the show (also parodied for all it is worth), and it is glorious!
• Yuki's first line in the series as he watches an episode of School Days.
  Yuki: Wow, that girl sure is crazy and scary! It's a good thing nobody like that exists in real life!
  *Description Cut to Yuno*
  Yuno: I just traveled to a parallel universe and killed myself in order to take my own place! And I did it all for the sake of love.
  Yuki: Yup. Nobody like that exists at all.
• This dialogue from Episode 1.
  MurMur (to Yuki): Hey, how's it goin'?
  *Beat which shows her standing on an oil drum, then cuts to Deus Ex Machina staring, then back to her and Yuki*
  Deus: Are you standing on an oil drum?
  MurMur: Yup.
  Deus: Why?
  MurMur: It's where I keep all my corn cobs.
  *Beat*
  MurMur: I like corn.
  Deus(in a completely deadpan tone): Fantastic.
• Yuno completely misinterpreting a conversation between Yuki and Tsubaki, assuming that Tsubaki is trying to seduce him. She was sharing a banana bread recipe.
  • From the next episode: Yuno cuts off Tsubaki's hand afters she kisses Yuki and she comments afterwards "In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have done that."
• Any scene involving Dave and Gary.
  Gary: "This year, Dave, I'm going to coat your biceps in chocolate frosting."
  Dave: (confused) "How will that help us win the bake-off?"
  Gary: "Win the what now?"
• Yuno: It's too much! I can't take it anymore! I MUST GLOMP YUKI! *glomps Yuki, and in doing so, saves him from an explosion.
• This:
  Yuki: "STOP SMELLING MY UNDERWEAR!"
  Yuno: "NEVER!"
• When Yuki's mom meets Yuno:
  Yuki's mom: "And just who might this be?"
  Yuno: "Hello ma'am, my name is Yuno Gasai, and I'm an exterminator."
  Yuki's mom: "I don't remember calling for an exterminator. What are you here to exterminate?"
  Yuno: "Your son's virginity."
  (beat)
  Yuki's mom: "[while smiling] In that case, have at it."
  Yuki: "WHAT!?"
  Yuno: "Yay!"
  Narrator: "Parental consent is... good."
• When Minene is making demands:
  Minene: "I want a fourteen-year-old boy-"
  Random student: "Pedophile."
  (cue part of a school building exploding)
  Minene: "LET ME FINISH!"
• Minene's Unwanted Rescue in Episode 5:
  Minene: Of all the people to set me free, why did it have to be him?
  Kurusu(on the phone): Hey mom, I saw some boobs today!
  • And a little before that:
    Minene: Okay, I get why you took my eye. but why the f**k did you take my clothes?
    Hirasaka: Obviously my dear, it's so I can see-
    Minene: Blind.
    Hirasaka: -HEAR your voluptuous, bouncy breasts.
    • "The correct term is Sentai! SENTAI!!!"
    Minene: "A Power Ranger who reads Hentai? That's not very appropriate for children."
• Yuno decides to take the crazy even further.
  Yuno: I won't let any of you be friends with Yuki! Nobody can be Yuki's friend but me! If anyone even tries to get close to Yuki I'll f**king kill them!
  Kosuka: (deadpan) Gee wiz, do ya think this chick could be any more Yandere?
  Yuno: D-don't get the wrong idea, Yukki! I-it's not like I'm killing them because I like you or anything... D-dummy!
  [Redead Shriek followed by sudden shift to monochrome]
  Kosuka: ...that was f**ked up.
  • Earlier:
  Aru: "Kosaka. When's the last time you washed your feet."
  Kosuka: "You're supposed to wash them?"
  Mao: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
• While in the pool:
  Yuki: Yuno your bikini top accidentally came off!
  Yuno: Nope. (beat) Hold me! (hugs him while topless)
  Yuki: MARSHMALLOWS!
  Pool Attendant: For gods sake women make yourself decent. (hands her top back to her)
  Yuno: Shut up and let me be naked!
• Yuno's opinion of a woman who's in denial about her son being in a coma:
  Yuno: What a crazy bitch.