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| 4 | !!Movie Trailers |
| 5 | |
| 6 | [[folder:''The Martian'']] |
| 7 | * ''Film/TheMartian'' (aka ''Film/CastAway [[AC:[[JustForFun/RecycledINSPACE IN SPACE!]]]]''): |
| 8 | ** The narrator recaps the really, really, ''really'' long story of Creator/MattDamon being rescued: |
| 9 | --->'''Narrator:''' [[Film/SavingPrivateRyan He has been rescued from World War II]]; [[Film/CourageUnderFire he's been rescued from the Gulf War]]; [[Film/{{Syriana}} he's been rescued from the Middle East]], [[Film/GreenZone twice]]; [[Film/{{Interstellar}} he's been recovered from space]]; [[Film/{{Elysium}} more space]]; [[WesternAnimation/TitanAE even more space]]; and [[Film/GoodWillHunting saved from his terrible Boston childhood]]. Now, Matt Damon will be needed to be saved, ''again''; in space, ''again''. |
| 10 | ** "Travel to a world where NASA is suddenly super popular and fully founded to meet potty-mouthed astronaut Mark Watney." |
| 11 | --->'''Mark Watney:''' Oh, f[[SoundEffectBleep *]]ck you Mars.\ |
| 12 | '''Mark Watney:''' I'm gonna have to science the sh[[SoundEffectBleep *]]t out of this. |
| 13 | ** The narrator invites to "strap in for a space adventure filled with edge-of-your-seat realism," but the only thing he can cite is "math," "more math," and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Even. More. Math."]] |
| 14 | --->'''Narrator:''' Wow, science fact makes science fiction... kinda boring. |
| 15 | ** The "Starring" list: The Maaathian, [[Film/{{Interstellar}} Muuuurph!]], [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Gilly]], [[Series/{{Community}} Abed]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Bore-omir]], [[Creator/ChiwetelEjiofor Chiwetel Eeeejeeeoforee]]... Chiwa... Chiwa.. Ch... Ch... Ah I give up, and [[Series/BreakingBad Meth Damon]]. |
| 16 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 17 | --->'''Narrator:''' So... can he turn off all those cameras when he needed to... you know, do... stuff... to himself... cause... I mean, he was up there a ''long'' time, right?\ |
| 18 | '''Mark Watney:''' F[[SoundEffectBleep –]]k! |
| 19 | [[/folder]] |
| 20 | |
| 21 | [[folder:''Pearl Harbor'']] |
| 22 | * ''Film/PearlHarbor'' (aka ''[[Film/ToraToraTora Bore-a! Bore-a! Bore-a!]]''): |
| 23 | ** Besides pointing out the most obvious offense leveled at the film ([[RomanticPlotTumor "a stupid, campy, made up love triangle"]]), the trailer points out the other thing that the film also had: [[MoodWhiplash "a bunch of wacky slapstick comedy!"]] Cue a montage of comedic scenes such as Rafe [=McCawley=] getting a syringe in the buttocks, a stuttering soldier, and Rafe getting hit in the nose, twice. |
| 24 | ** "Experience a Creator/MichaelBay [[{{Fanfic}} fan fiction]] version of history, that's more American than two soldiers donating blood into a Coke bottle." ''(Shows a scene from the film that shows exactly that.)'' |
| 25 | --->'''Narrator:''' Where all the men were noble patriots;\ |
| 26 | '''Rafe [=McCawley=]:''' Not anxious to die, Sir, just anxious to matter.\ |
| 27 | '''Jimmy Doolittle:''' There's nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer, Jack.\ |
| 28 | '''Narrator:''' All the women were [[HospitalHottie naughty nurses]];\ |
| 29 | '''Nurse Evelyn Johnson:''' ''[thinking]'' He did have a very cute butt.\ |
| 30 | '''Nurse Barbara:''' See you on the beach, boys!\ |
| 31 | '''Nurse Betty:''' ''[to Rafe]'' Would you happen to have any friends?\ |
| 32 | '''Narrator:''' And not even polio could stop [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt the President]] from getting up some sweet, sweet revenge. ''[shows the President standing up from his wheelchair]'' '''''Woo yeah!''''' USA! USA! |
| 33 | ** When the narrator does give some credit to it all, though: |
| 34 | --->'''Narrator:''' Hot on the heels of ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}'''s massive sucess, enjoy a blatant attempt to recreate the magic...al profits of that far better movie, but with way more explosions, and a bombing sequence so genuinely cool, you'll ''almost'' forgive the rest of the movie for being so terrible. ''Oh man, here we go!'' ''[bombing sequence starts]'' '''''Hell yeah!''''' ''Woo yeah!'' ''Get 'em!'' ''[a Japanese fighter plane appears]'' Oh, wait, sorry, wrong team. Dammit Michael Bay, why'd you make that look so cool? |
| 35 | ** The narrator laments that the film gave Michael Bay his "first and only Oscar win... for Sound Design." Cue a clip showing Ben Affleck's character opening a wine bottle with a comically fake "pop!". |
| 36 | ** The "Starring" list: A Film/{{Daredevil}} Pilot (Rafe [=McCawley=]), [[Film/BlackHawkDown Black Hawk Dumb]] (Danny Walker), [[Creator/KateBeckinsale Kate Beckons Sailors]] (Evelyn Johnson), [[Film/JerryMaguire Help Me Help U...SA]] (Doris "Dorie" Miller), and Racist WesternAnimation/PorkyPig (Red Winkle, the stuttering soldier, as he panics about "the Japs.") |
| 37 | ** The narrator ends the "Not Starring" list (which mentions real life American servicemen who participated in Pearl Harbor) with "Literally anyone else who was at Pearl Harbor... except for Cuba Gooding Jr.'s character. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doris_Miller He was awesome]]." |
| 38 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 39 | --->'''Narrator:''' You guys know it's only a matter of time before Michael Bay gets his hands on [[DistancedFromCurrentEvents/SeptemberEleventh 9/11]], right?\ |
| 40 | '''[[Film/BadBoysII Marcus Burnett]]:''' Shit just got real. ''[explosion]'' |
| 41 | [[/folder]] |
| 42 | |
| 43 | [[folder:''Labyrinth'']] |
| 44 | * ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'' (aka ''Film/{{The Maze Runner|2014}}''): |
| 45 | ** "From Creator/JimHenson, Creator/GeorgeLucas, and Creator/MontyPython's Creator/TerryJones, comes a kid's movie just as weird as you'd expect from Jim Henson, George Lucas, and Monty Python's Terry Jones." |
| 46 | ** Crossing into SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming|Moments}}, the narrator's admission of the reason why they made a Honest Trailer about the film. |
| 47 | --->'''Narrator:''' Get ready for the [[TheEighties 1980's]] {{cult classic}} that we thought we'd never make an Honest Trailer for, but decided to do so we can talk about how awesome Music/DavidBowie was. |
| 48 | ** The narrator's description of Bowie's character, Jareth the Goblin King: |
| 49 | --->'''Narrator:''' A magical creature that can only be described as, "[[ShapedLikeItself David Bowie]]," who will have you spellbound by his magic tricks, dancing, and his, ''[zoooms in on [[MemeticMutation "The Area"]]]'' ummm... "[[ICallHimMisterHappy Major Tom]]," and by the hypnotic way he pronounces "baby," ''[cue montage of the times Jareth says "baby"]'' in a performance so iconic, you won't even care he's playing a kidnapper who has the hots for a sixteen-year-old. |
| 50 | ** The narrator describing Creator/JenniferConnelly as "the teenager who made you feel funny in 1986, and grew into the adult that made you [[Film/RequiemForADream really uncomfortable in the year 2000]]." |
| 51 | ** The narrator referencing the DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything aspects of Sarah's quest having parallels with a ComingOfAgeStory. |
| 52 | --->'''Narrator:''' Go inside the mind of a young girl; navigating a maze full of danger, fluids, and sexual confusion over an older male authority figure. So... basically puberty. |
| 53 | ** The narrator saying that the film "full of amazing creatures, groundbreaking visuals... and [[ToiletHumour fart jokes]]. Lots and lots of fart jokes." (the Bog of Eternal Stench) |
| 54 | ** The narrator invites to "sing along with all the ''Labyrinth'' songs that you totally remember," mentioning "Magic Dance," then struggling to come up with a second one, before giving up and saying "OK, it's basically just 'Magic Dance.'" |
| 55 | --->'''Narrator:''' Listen, the dude is prolific, they all can't be ''[[Music/TheRiseAndFallOfZiggyStardustAndTheSpidersFromMars Ziggy Stardust]]''. |
| 56 | ** The narrator sums up the film as: |
| 57 | --->'''Narrator:''' [...] A classic 80's movie... isn't quite as good as you remember, that completely [[BoxOfficeBomb bombed at the box office]]. ''[shows that the movie only grossed $12,729,917]'' But you know what? Who cares? 'Cause David Bowie is f[[SoundEffectBleep *]]cking awesome! That guy could do whatever he wanted to me in his magic goblin castle! |
| 58 | ** Starring... [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Glamdalf]] (Jareth), David Bowie's Hand Double,[[labelnote:Explanation]]Bowie had a hand double for the scenes that called for Jareth to juggle the crystal ball, as Bowie didn't have the dexterity to do it.[[/labelnote]] [[Music/BritneySpears Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman]] (Sarah), UsefulNotes/BernieSanders (Hoggle), [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Rocket Racoon]] (Sir Didymus), The ''Film/EyesWideShut'' Orgy, Harry Knowles (Ludo), [[Franchise/StarWars Jabba, Jr.]] (The Worm), and Baby [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]] (Toby, who has a red-and-white striped shirt.) |
| 59 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 60 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[refering to the film's puppets]'' Oh man, even by puppets standards, these things are really creepy. ''[after showing Toby cry while surrounded by them]'' Those are definitely [[EnforcedMethodActing real tears]]. |
| 61 | [[/folder]] |
| 62 | |
| 63 | [[folder:''Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'']] |
| 64 | * ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' (aka ''[[Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit Law & Order: Super Victims Unit]]'' *CHUNG-CHUNG*): |
| 65 | ** The BaitAndSwitch pulled at the beginning: |
| 66 | --->'''Narrator:''' From Marvel Studios...'s down-the-hall neighbors, and Creator/JossWhedon...'s little brother... |
| 67 | ** The trailer invites you to enter the world of ComicBook/{{SHIELD}}... "for half a season, until ''[[Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier Winter Soldier]]'' pulled the rug out from under it." |
| 68 | --->'''Narrator:''' Listen, they do the best they can, okay? Marvel literally blew up their premise. |
| 69 | ** That "Bait and Switch" at the beginning [[RunningGag continues]]. |
| 70 | --->'''Narrator:''' Avengers fans assemble, to see your favorite superheroes... names get dropped. ''[cue montage of mentions of the Avengers]'' |
| 71 | ** The description of the rest of the main cast (including saying that Melinda May "is totally not Black Widow", the "quirky British scientists" Fitz and Simmons "were completely interchangeable until they sent one into space and gave the other brain damage," and recounting Grant Ward's HeelFaceRevolvingDoor) ends with "this revolving door of black characters" (Mike "Deathlok" Peterson, Triplett, Mack, and Andrew Garner), which prompts the narrator to say: |
| 72 | --->'''Narrator:''' You know this isn't ''Series/TheWalkingDead2010'', right? You can have more than one at a time. |
| 73 | ** The "Bait and Switch" keeps on going. |
| 74 | --->'''Narrator:''' But the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are not alone, ''[shows the Avengers' first meeting]'' they're joined by some of Marvel's most prestigious... ''[shows Lady Sif]'' [[CListFodder B-list characters]]. Like: ComicBook/NickFury (''two times''), ComicBook/PeggyCarter (''in a {{flashback}}''), ComicBook/MariaHill (''that's... cool, I guess?''), Thor's lady friend (ComicBook/LadySif), Captain America's... drinking buddies? (The [[ComicBook/SgtFuryAndHisHowlingCommandos Howling Commandos]]), Agent Sit... Sit... good (Jasper Sitwell), this random Asgardian played by the guy from ''[[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Ghostbusters II]]'' (Elliot Randolph), and... wait, ''that's it? Come on, Feige!'' You can't get [[Creator/ChrisHemsworth Hemsworth]] there for, like, five minutes of his lunch break? Share your freakin' toys, man! |
| 75 | ** The "Starring" list, that includes: Dead Man Walking (Phil Coulson), Not-tasha Romanoff (Melinda May), Series/{{Buffy|TheVampireSlayer}} (Skye/Daisy Johnson/Quake), Dry White Toast (Grant Ward), Definitely Not Mutants (the Gifteds), Tahiti ''(cue every mention of Tahiti)'', Protection ''(cue every mention about protection)'', Protocol ''(cue every mention of protocol)'', and '''S'''lowly '''T'''urning, '''A'''cting, '''R'''eacting, and '''E'''moting '''S'''ilently. That's right, the [[FunWithAcronyms S.T.A.R.E.S.]] montage is back, complete with the same awesome music! |
| 76 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 77 | --->'''Narrator:''' Whatever Coulson, we all know what a ''real'' super agent looks like.\ |
| 78 | '''[[Series/{{Entourage}} Ari Gold]]:''' You will not f''[[SoundEffectBleep *]]''ck me in the a''[[SoundEffectBleep **]]''! I will not stop until I destroy you!\ |
| 79 | '''Narrator:''' I would totally watch this {{crossover}}. |
| 80 | [[/folder]] |
| 81 | |
| 82 | [[folder:''Spectre'']] |
| 83 | * ''Film/{{Spectre}}'' (aka ''[[Film/{{Goldfinger}} Dullfinger]]''): |
| 84 | ** "In a year with [[Film/TheManFromUNCLE2015 four]] [[Film/KingsmanTheSecretService different]] [[Film/MissionImpossibleRogueNation blockbuster]] Film/{{spy}} films, the great granddaddy of them all is back, and it's bringing ''absolutely nothing new to the table''." |
| 85 | ** The narrator compliments the opening scene as "one of the best opening scenes in Bond history," but then calls the opening credits "about three minutes of tentacle porn," followed by "not much else." |
| 86 | --->''[cut to the SPECTRE boardroom scene, followed by an [[{{Padding}} awkwardly long moment of silence]]]''\ |
| 87 | '''Narrator:''' Uh, hello?\ |
| 88 | ''[silence continues]''\ |
| 89 | '''Narrator:''' Um, guys? D-- did you mute the video or something?\ |
| 90 | ''[silence continues]''\ |
| 91 | '''Narrator:''' I, I think somebody broke the, the volume.\ |
| 92 | ''[silence continues; a member of SPECTRE rises from his chair and goes to talk to Oberhauser/Blofeld]''\ |
| 93 | '''Narrator:''' ...Aaand... speak.\ |
| 94 | ''[the SPECTRE member speaks, but his words are inaudible, so the silence continues]''\ |
| 95 | '''Narrator:''' ''Speak!'' Say something!\ |
| 96 | '''Oberhauser/Blofeld:''' Does anyone challenge?\ |
| 97 | '''Narrator:''' ''Finally!'' |
| 98 | ** The narrator calls it a [[StrictlyFormula Bond by-the-numbers]], and couldn't sound more bored while he "checks all the old tropes off the list." |
| 99 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[with half-hearted amazement]'' The car! Gadgets! Catchphrases! ("Vodka martini, shaken not stirred.") Aaand underdeveloped female sex objects. |
| 100 | ** The narrator extremely critical...ly funny skewering of Creator/DanielCraig's [[DullSurprise phoned-in performance]] |
| 101 | --->'''Narrator:''' Daniel Craig sleepwalks through a performance ''[shows him looking like he's actually nodding off during a driving scene]'' where it's clear that he'd rather slash his wrists than do it again. [[SarcasmMode Aw, poor guy had to pretend to be James Bond for millions of dollars!]] ''Suck it up'' and drink your martini! Experience a Creator/RogerMoore-era Bond film, if Roger Moore was a mopey dick trying to get fired from his own movie... |
| 102 | ** The narrator considers that the reveal that Franz Oberhauser is Ernst Stavro Blofeld is such a CaptainObviousReveal that he compares it with John Harrison being Khan in ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness''. |
| 103 | --->'''Narrator:''' Ugh, didn't we learn nothing from ''Into Darkness''? [[TemptingFate All that's missing is that mumbo jumbo about super blood]].\ |
| 104 | ''[cut to Q talking about his new "Smart Blood" nanotechnology tracking program]''\ |
| 105 | '''Narrator:''' ''AW COME ON MAN, REALLY?!'' |
| 106 | ** Comparing the action scenes to "playing ''[[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 GoldenEye 64]]'' on Agent difficulty." |
| 107 | ** After the narrator says that the movie has "a bunch of crap you never wanted to see in a Bond movie" (like "briefings," "board meetings," "lectures about drones," "lectures about ''meteors''," "therapy," "waiting for an Uber," etc.), the narrator wonders: |
| 108 | --->'''Narrator:''' Guys, how do you make [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny James Bond vs. the Illuminati]] boring? |
| 109 | ** Pointing out the multiple similarities to ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'' and that ''The Winter Soldier'' is still the better movie. |
| 110 | --->'''Narrator:''' If you only see one movie this year about a hero who belongs to a different era, battling a sleeper cell inside his own organization, with their own tentacle logo, against a former friend that was presumed dead in the snow... you should probably just rewatch ''The Winter Soldier''. It's way better anyway. |
| 111 | ** The "Starring" gag: |
| 112 | *** Delivers a HurricaneOfPuns related to Craig's [[DullSurprise phoned-in performance]]. |
| 113 | ---->'''Bored, James Bored. [[Creator/SeanConnery Yawn Connery]]. [[Creator/RogerMoore Roger Bore]]. [[Creator/GeorgeLazenby George Lazyby]]. [[Creator/PierceBrosnan Pierce Brosnap]]. [[Creator/TimothyDalton Timothy Dullton]].''' |
| 114 | *** The rest of the cast: Blowsfeld (Blofeld), Creator/JudiDench Frowning (Judi Dench's M), Creator/RalphFiennes[[note]]Pronouncing "Fiennes" like "Fi-eh-neh-ness"[[/note]] (M), Popular on Website/{{Tumblr}} (Q), Silent But Deadly (Mr. Hinx), and [=BuzzFeed=] (SPECTRE) |
| 115 | [[/folder]] |
| 116 | |
| 117 | [[folder:''Scott Pilgrim vs. The World'']] |
| 118 | * ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Street Whiner II Turbo]]''): |
| 119 | ** Creator/EdgarWright is introduced as "the director of the [[Film/ThreeFlavoursCornettoTrilogy Cornetto Trilogy]] and an unspecified amount of ''Film/AntMan1''."[[labelnote:Explanation]]Wright wrote part of ''Ant-Man'' and was going to direct it, but then left due to CreativeDifferences.[[/labelnote]] |
| 120 | ** The narrator compliments the film as a "cult classic full of so many awesome fight sequences and hilarious visual comedy," but then he says that those make one "barely notice that every character in it is a horrible garbage person." |
| 121 | --->'''Narrator:''' I mean, seriously, these are all bad people. Except for Knives. I like Knives. |
| 122 | ** The narrator inviting the audience to "indulge in two hours of pure nerd wish fulfillment": |
| 123 | --->'''Narrator:''' Where a guy with no personality, the face of a toddler, and the body of a ''stretched-out'' toddler [[TheCasanova hooks up with tons of girls]], kicks [[Creator/ChrisEvans Captain America]]'s ass, makes a lesbian orgasm to death, and plays [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution DDR]] with underage [[MightyWhiteyAndMellowYellow Asian]] [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule schoolgirls]] who are obsessed with him. Man, no wonder the internet loves this movie. |
| 124 | ** The narrator really prefered the alternate ending in which Scott ends up with Knives rather than Ramona over the actual ending. And we do mean ''really''. |
| 125 | --->'''Narrator:''' Strap in for one proto-millennial's epic journey towards maturity, that ends with him finally growing up and choosing the girl he should have been with all along... wait a minute, they didn't use that ending? They ''reshot'' it so that he ends up with Ramona? ''Why?!'' What was the point of all it?! Be jealous and violent and chase after a toxic relationship?! ''Even when true love is staring you right in the face?!'' '''''Ugh'''''. I don't get young people. |
| 126 | ** The "Starring" list: Literature/ReadyPlayerOne (Scott), [[ManicPixieDreamGirl Manic Pixel Dream Girl]] (Ramona), Kung Music/FooFighters (The Sex Bob-omb), [[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Phony Hawk, Pro Skater]] (Lucas Lee), Vegan [[Anime/DragonBallZ Vegeta]] (Todd Ingram), [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Um...Her?]] (Roxy Richter),[[labelnote:Explanation]]Richter's actress, Creator/MaeWhitman, played Ann Veal on AD, who was the subject of a long-{{running gag}} of getting referred to as "Um...Her?"[[/labelnote]] Get a Literature/{{Room}} (Envy Adams), [[labelnote:Explanation]]Adams' actress, Creator/BrieLarson, later got nominated for (and after the Honest Trailer was released, won) an MediaNotes/AcademyAward for her performance in TheFilmOfTheBook.[[/labelnote]] {{Hipster}} [[Series/JessicaJones2015 Kilgrave]] (Gideon Graves), Obligatory GayBestFriend (Wallace Wells), and [=#NotYourAsianSidekick=] (Knives).[[labelnote:Explanation]]A hashtag started by freelance writer Suey Park (of later [=#CancelColbert=] fame) in December 2013 in support of Asian American women.[[/labelnote]] |
| 127 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 128 | --->'''Narrator:''' I mean, it's fine, but the comic book is way better than the movie.\ |
| 129 | ''[cuts to the scene of Scott entering Graves' venue, in which Comeau says "The comic book is better than the movie."]''\ |
| 130 | '''Narrator:''' ''Oh no'', I'm ''that'' guy. |
| 131 | [[/folder]] |
| 132 | |
| 133 | [[folder:''The Walking Dead'' (Seasons 4 – 6)]] |
| 134 | * ''Series/TheWalkingDead2010'': Seasons 4–6 (aka ''Yawn of the Dead''): |
| 135 | -->'''Narrator:''' From Creator/{{AMC}}, the creator of some of your [[Series/BreakingBad favorite]] [[Series/TheWalkingDead2010 shows]]'... [[Series/FearTheWalkingDead prequel]] [[Series/BetterCallSaul spin-offs]], comes the phenomenon that shows no signs of stopping... it's attempts to get you to watch ''Series/IntoTheBadlands'',[[note]]Fans developed a white-hot hatred of the show when TheStinger of the winter 2015 finale was pushed back into the first commercial break of ''Badlands'' to let it piggyback its raitings.[[/note]] ''Series/{{Turn}}'', [[Series/HellOnWheels that train one]]: ''The Walking Dead''.\ |
| 136 | '''Narrator:''' Now settle in for another block of eight episodes featuring two great ones ''[clip from "Too Far Gone"]'', two good ones ''[clip from "Self-Help"]'' and four hours of pure filler. ''[clip of the gang walking during "No Sanctuary"]'' Yaaawn. Wake me up when you get there, guys.\ |
| 137 | '''Narrator:''' Meet what's [[AnyoneCanDie left]] of the group: Rick, who's either in charge or completely nuts, depending on how Grimey his beard looks; Carl, his pudding-loving son who's been affected by enough puberty to make him age five years in a year-and-a-half-long story; Daryl and Michonne, two silent badasses with the strongest weapon of all: [[BreakoutCharacter fan support]]; these two guys (Abraham and Eugene) who are so faithful to the graphic novel series that they feel like cartoons. ''[cue a scene of Abe punching out Eugene with cartoony sound effects]''\ |
| 138 | '''Narrator:''' And Carol, the meek and emotionally scarred victim who... ''[clip of Carol confessing she brutally [[ShootTheDog killed two of the group]]]'' wait, what? ''[shows the "Just look at the flowers" scene]'' Damn! ''[shows Carol killing a Wolf with a knife to the back and then to the head]'' Whoa! ''[shows Carol threatening Sam she'll tie him to a tree far from home and that the walkers will slowly eat him alive]'' ''Damn'', Carol, you scary! |
| 139 | ** The narrator lampshades that in almost every season, the group's home is destroyed. From the CDC, Hershel's farm, the prison (which actually lasted from Season 3 to half of Season 4), Woodbury (which the group never lived at), [[ImAHumanitarian Terminus]] (which lasted like two episodes from the start and end of Seasons 4 and 5), Alexandria (which went a season before getting wrecked, but was not abandoned). |
| 140 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[as if he's pondering what to get for lunch]'' Hmmmm. I wonder where ''[[TheDreaded Negan]]''[[note]]The new BigBad of the series who debuts in the sixth season finale, which was still a few months out from this video's release.[[/note]] lives? Can't wait for them to blow that place up next season! |
| 141 | ** The narrator notes that several plots go nowhere, such as the flu arc, the RescueArc for Beth which took half a season and ended with Beth dying, and half a season's build-up to the group getting captured by a fortress full of [[ImAHumanitarian cannibals]] only to end with the group quickly wiping them out in the beginning of the next season. |
| 142 | --->'''Narrator:''' So gear up for a show built on the premise that [[AnyoneCanDie any main character can die at any moment]] ''[several clips of main characters dying up to Season 4]'' that's devolved into a show where any [[MauveShirt supporting character]] can die at any moment, that's devolved even further into a show where apparently ''no one'' can die... ''[annoyed; as the infamous DisneyDeath of Glenn plays]'' ''even if they're '''clearly''' eaten by a massive herd of frigging zombies!'' Ugh. I need a break. |
| 143 | ** A parody of ''Talking Dead'' with an {{Expy}} of Chris Hardwick plays. |
| 144 | --->'''Nerdy Ryan Seacrest:''' What's up guys? Be sure to join us after this ''Honest Trailer'' for ''Only Talking Positively About The Walking Dead''! Tonight's guest stars are someone who died from the show, a random celebrity who may not have ever seen the show, and a producer who I cannot be critical of otherwise I might lose my job! Points! |
| 145 | ** Starring: More ugly cryface, more [[ImprobableAimingSkills improbable headshots]], more group debate, [[SanitySlippage people losing it]], mending fences, literally mending fences, [[EnfanteTerrible NRA kids club]], one-off expendable characters whose deaths will have zero emotional impact on the viewer, walking, straddle punching, more walking, digging, [[RuleOfThree even more walking]], Daryl chowin' down, [[OverlyLongGag a truly astounding amount of actual walking]], and [[MondegreenGag Coral]]. |
| 146 | [[/folder]] |
| 147 | |
| 148 | [[folder:The Oscars (2016)]] |
| 149 | * Yes, Honest Trailers made the effort to make a trailer for all eight films nominated for Best Picture at the MediaNotes/{{Academy Award}}s. |
| 150 | -->'''Narrator:''' In a world where a bunch of rich people dress up in fancy clothes to give each other trophies, these eight films will compete for Hollywood's hightest honor: being the answer to the question, "What did win the Oscar last year?" |
| 151 | ** ''Film/TheBigShort'' (aka ''No Money Mo Problems''): |
| 152 | --->'''Narrator:''' From [=Adam McKay=], the guy who brought you ''Film/{{Talladega Nights|TheBalladOfRickyBobby}}'', ''Film/StepBrothers'', and ''Film/{{Anchorman 2|TheLegendContinues}}'', comes [[MoodWhiplash a somberly look at the financial crisis of 2008?]] Wait-what? So, Wall Street crashes the economy for profit and got away with it? I would be so outraged right now-- if I understood what the hell is going on. ''[Creator/MargotRobbie's [[TheCameo cameo]] explaining mortgage bonds appears]'' Sorry Margot Robbie, I appreciate that you're in a bath and all, but I still don't get it. |
| 153 | ** ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'' (aka ''Furiosa Road feat. Mad Max''): |
| 154 | --->'''Narrator:''' Gear up for [[OutOfTheGhetto the most badass nominee for Best Picture]] since... ever?, as Creator/GeorgeMiller's brutal world blurs the line between apocalyptic madness, and Australian people... being Australian.\ |
| 155 | '''The Dag:''' He's a crazy [[UsefulNotes/AustralianAccent smeg]] who eats [[UsefulNotes/AustralianAccent schlanger!]]\ |
| 156 | '''Narrator:''' Hey, it's nominated for Best Picture, not Best Screenplay, alright? |
| 157 | ** When it comes to do ''Film/TheRevenant'' (or as they call it, "''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}''"), they admit that they actually want to do an actual Honest Trailer for it (and they don't have the footage yet), so they're "saving our best jokes for later." Still, they leave this snippet: |
| 158 | --->'''Narrator:''' Long story short: Leo grunts his way to an Oscar. |
| 159 | ** Given the subject of ''Film/{{Spotlight}}'' (the child sexual abuse scandal in the Catholic archdiocese of Boston), the trailer has no choice but to [[CrossesTheLineTwice Cross the Line Twice]], from re-titling it "''Film/{{Newsies}} (Might Want to Avoid These Houses)''" to call it the film "that Bostonians probably wish was set literally anywhere else." |
| 160 | --->'''[[Creator/MichaelKeaton Walter "Robby" Robinson]]:''' Ninety priests.\ |
| 161 | '''[[Creator/RachelMcAdams Sacha Pfeiffer]]:''' Is that possible?\ |
| 162 | '''Narrator:''' But don't worry, [[ParanoiaFuel they're everywhere]]. ''[[ParanoiaFuel [shows the list of places in the United States and around the world where the Catholic Church has been involved in concealing abuse by priests that closes the film[=]=]]]'' In this well acted, super depressing episode of ''[[Series/{{Dateline}} Dateline NBC]]'' that made audiences everywhere say, "Great, I probably live next to a {{pedophile priest}} too." |
| 163 | ** Their opinion of ''Film/BridgeOfSpies'' (or ''Not Nearly Enough Spies'') is that it's: |
| 164 | --->'''Narrator:''' A [[SoOkayItsAverage competently made by-the-numbers]] drama about the Cold War, that your dad definitely saw, and you'll probably catch on a plane sometime, but when you're Creator/StevenSpielberg and Creator/TomHanks, even your average movies get nominated for Best Picture by default. Hey, [[Film/SavingPrivateRyan they both had better than this]], but c'mon, they've earned it. |
| 165 | ** ''Film/TheMartian'' (aka ''Series/{{Survivor}}: Mars''): |
| 166 | *** The narrator refers to [[Creator/RidleyScott its director]] as "the director of your favorite sci-fi movies... [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and also]] ''Film/{{Prometheus}}''." |
| 167 | *** The narrator considers that the film is "basically ''Film/CastAway'' [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace in space]], which was technically already ''Film/{{Gravity}}'', which makes this... ''Gravity'' on Mars?" |
| 168 | *** The narrator doesn't pass up the fact that it was considered a "[[AwardCategoryFraud comedy]]" by the Golden Globes. |
| 169 | ---->'''Narrator:''' ''[after showing a scene of Creator/MattDamon's character musing somberly about the possibility of his parents having to be told about his death]'' Hahaha, get it? It's funny because he thinks that he's never gonna see his family again. |
| 170 | ** The narrator pretty much passes up ''Film/{{Brooklyn}}'', giving up halfway while describing the plot, admitting that he didn't watch it ("and neither did you"), and ends up renaming it "''You Can Only See So Many Movies''." |
| 171 | ** ''Literature/{{Room}}'' (aka ''F*cked Up Film/{{Boyhood}}''): |
| 172 | *** While the narrator calls it "one of the best movies of the year," he also notes that "unfortunately, [[JustForFun/IThoughtThatWas almost shares a title]] with [[Film/TheRoom2003 the worst movie of all time]]." |
| 173 | *** The narrator admits that it's so depressing that the funniest thing they can get from it is a montage of all the times they say "room" in the movie. |
| 174 | [[/folder]] |
| 175 | |
| 176 | [[folder:''The Divergent Series: Insurgent'']] |
| 177 | * ''[[Literature/{{Divergent}} Insurgent]]'' (aka ''Detergent: Inverted'') |
| 178 | ** "After the first movie where Tris had to pass a bunch of tests to join a clique, she'll have to pass a bunch of tests to open a box...as the ''Divergent'' series tires of recycling other, better YA movies and just decides to rip off ''Film/TheMatrix'' instead?" |
| 179 | ---> '''Narrator:''' Ugh, how is this even legal? Creator/WarnerBrothers, you might wanna jump on this. |
| 180 | ** Epic Voice Guy [[CallBack once again]] getting into an argument with the sound engineer and director, this time insisting that ''Insurgent'' and ''[[Film/TheMazeRunner2014 The Maze Runner]]'' are one in the same. |
| 181 | ---> '''Narrator:''' ''(clips of ''Insurgent'' similar to clips in ''The Maze Runner'' play back to back)'' See?! It's the same movie! |
| 182 | ---> '''Director (over intercom):''' They're different franchises, John. |
| 183 | ---> '''Narrator:''' So they're just recycling the same plot [[MoneyDearBoy in a cynical attempt to wring cash out of teenagers?]] |
| 184 | ---> '''Director:''' [[BluntYes Yeah,]] pretty much. |
| 185 | ---> '''Narrator:''' Oh, well, that doesn't seem right. |
| 186 | [[/folder]] |
| 187 | |
| 188 | [[folder: ''The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2'']] |
| 189 | * ''The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2'' (aka ''[[Film/DumbAndDumber Mock... Yeah! Ing... Yeah! Jay... Yeah! Part... 2!]]'') |
| 190 | ** "After two child murder Super Bowls, and one unnecessary feature-lenght prologue, strap in for the long-awaited finale, where Katniss Everdeen completes her epic revenge quest to murder President Snow... by ''not'' murdering President Snow." |
| 191 | -->'''Narrator:''' Wait, ''are you kidding me?!'' They just calmly talk in a rose garden? You call that a satisfying conclussion?! That's like if ''Film/KillBill'' did never kill Bill! |
| 192 | ** The trailer at one point straight-up marking the "all-new {{Red Shirt}}s" by placing an "X" over them with "Dead" underneath it. |
| 193 | ** The narrator doesn't take well the discovery of "tiger people." |
| 194 | -->'''Narrator:''' ''Hang on a second'': tiger people? Really? Since when there where tiger people in this world? And don't tell me they were in the book, you book people! That ''so'' doesn't count! |
| 195 | ** "You rolled your eyes in ''Mockingjay'' Part 1 when Katniss could not shut the f[[SoundEffectBleep --]]k up about saving Peeta. Now cringe as the character evolves from a liability who almost gets people killed to a liability who ''actively'' kills people, who no one in the entire franchise can shut the f[[SoundEffectBleep --]]k up about." |
| 196 | -->'''Narrator:''' ''[after a long montage of pretty much every mayor important character mentioning Peeta ends with Peeta himself saying that they should kill him if necessary]'' Man, even Peeta is over Peeta. |
| 197 | ** Finally, ending the RunningGag of the narrator's, um, [[EvenTheGuysWantHim "admiration"]] for Gale, he's really dissapointed that at the end, Katniss choose Peeta over Gale. |
| 198 | -->'''Narrator:''' I mean, ''come on!'' You're choosing Cake Boss over a Hemsworth? I mean, sure, he was ''maybe'' responsible for bombing and killing your sister, but ''look at this kiss, man!'': ''[shows Katniss and Gale kissing]'' Now ''that's'' what I'm talking about. Now look at you kiss Peeta: ''[shows Katniss and Peeta kissing]'' Now let's see that Gale smooch again, in ''slooow motion'': ''[shows Katniss and Gale kissing again, in slow motion, over a slow jam]'' See? Now, ''that's'' how I would do it-- I mean, you know, if I was Katniss. Gale is a total ''Hunkasaurus Rex'' that any guy-- I, I mean, any ''girl'' would be totally lucky to make out with! Why they're putting Peeta on a pedestal? I would totally choose Gale-- I mean, you know, if I was Katniss, heh... ah screw it: Gale is hot and ''I would make out with that face in a heartbeat.'' |
| 199 | ** In the "Starring" list: "Katniss Everdone With These Movies, [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Mallory Archer]] (Alma Coin), A Waste of a Perfectly Good [[Creator/StanleyTucci Tucci]] (Caesar Flickerman), ♫ Franchise/{{Teenage|MutantNinjaTurtles}} [[Series/Daredevil2015 Foggy Nelson]] [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Turtle]] ♫ (Pollux), 3D Printed Killer Film/{{Powder}}s (the mutts), More Captain Phasma Than In ''[[Film/TheForceAwakens Star Wars]]'' (Commander Lyme)..." Afterwards, however, the narrator starts struggling with naming the characters: |
| 200 | -->'''Narrator:''' "Peeta..." Let's see, Pan? Haven't we done that already? We really have run out of jokes for the same cast, guys; ''[referring to Peeta; who ends up credited as "Peeta...Pan?"]'' "Hey...Mitch, You're Done With These Movies?" Uh, that wasn't even great; ''[referring to Haymitch Abernathy]'' "Gale's... Oprah's Friend"? ''[referring to Gale]'' Agh, you know what? They didn't put any effort in ending this franchise, so neither will we. |
| 201 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 202 | -->'''Narrator:''' ''Four'' movies, and the only actual choice Katniss makes is saving her sister in the first one. At least that one worked out. ''[shows Katniss' sister being killed in a bombing]'' Oh, nevermind. |
| 203 | [[/folder]] |
| 204 | |
| 205 | [[folder:''Batman'' (1989)]] |
| 206 | * ''Film/Batman1989'' (aka ''Film/{{Batman|Begins}} [[Creator/TimBurton Burtons]]''): |
| 207 | ** "Before Creator/ChristopherNolan [[Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy saved Batman]] from [[Film/BatmanAndRobin nipples, raves, and ice puns]], Creator/TimBurton had to save him from this:" Cue scenes of the ''Series/{{Batman|1966}}'' 1966 TV series. |
| 208 | --->'''Narrator:''' Holy gritty reboot! Quick, to the Rebootmobile! |
| 209 | ** "One man wages a war against crime in an awesome-looking Batsuit... and a severely limited range of motion." |
| 210 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[after showing scenes of Batman being barely able to move in the Batsuit]'' Wow, that's stiff. Say what you want about Creator/AdamWest, but at least he was able to move. |
| 211 | ** The narrator has some weird compliments to Creator/MichaelKeaton: |
| 212 | --->'''Narrator:''' Witness one of the best superhero castings of all time in Michael Keaton, a man so perfect for the role, his eyebrows are shaped like the logo. He's a reclusive billonaire dressed like your 10th grade English teacher, who's so unstable...\ |
| 213 | '''Bruce Wayne:''' '''''YOU WANNA GET NUTS?!?!?! COME ON''''', let's get nuts!\ |
| 214 | '''Narrator:''' ...it actually feels plausible that he would pretend to be a bat and beat up poor people. |
| 215 | ** The narrator's attempt to hype up Creator/JackNicholson's [[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]] ends up backfiring: |
| 216 | --->'''Narrator:''' But the Batman can only be defined by his Joker, and Jack Nicholson ''is'' the definitive Joker. Except for Creator/HeathLedger, or if you're a Creator/MarkHamill guy... and [[Creator/JaredLeto Leto]] looks kinda rad in ''Film/{{Suicide Squad|2016}}''. You know, now that I think about it, Nicholson is kind of just doing a Creator/CesarRomero impression. ''[shows Cesar Romero's Joker's and Jack Nicholson's Joker's laughs]'' You know what, let's back this up:\ |
| 217 | '''Narrator:''' But the Batman can only be defined by his Joker, and Jack Nicholson is... [[SoOkayItsAverage one of them]]. |
| 218 | ** The trailer demonstrates that this Batman didn't have a ThouShaltNotKill rule: |
| 219 | --->'''Narrator:''' If you thought Batman had a rule against killing, YOU. WERE. WRONG., as this version of the character ditches beating up criminals and opts for straight-up murder. Fans were ticked off that he's got a gun in the trailer [of ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'']? This Batman is a serial killer.\ |
| 220 | ''[shows montage of {{mooks}} getting killed by Batman]''\ |
| 221 | '''Thug:''' Don't kill me, man!\ |
| 222 | '''Batman:''' I'm not going to kill you.\ |
| 223 | '''Narrator:''' Nah, he probably is. |
| 224 | *** Even funnier? The shot of Batman with the gun that people were worked up about? As it turns out in the movie itself, he's actually holding the Grapple Gun in that shot, not an assault rifle like people thought it was. |
| 225 | ** After pointing out that the movie "would set the pace for every comic book movie to follow" ("from trailer hype, to merchandising, to angry fanboy backlash before the movie is even released"), the narrator considers that the movie "checks every box in 'Break the Internet' bingo [[OlderThanTheyThink before there was an internet]]." |
| 226 | --->'''Narrator:''' Let's see here: Change the origin[[note]]The Joker is the killer of Bruce Wayne's parents, rather than Joe Chill, the man who shot them in the original comic books.[[/note]] ''[check]'', controversial lead[[note]]Creator/MichaelKeaton was controversial due to having being a comedic actor before the film.[[/note]] ''[check]'', kill the hero's main villain[[note]]The Joker dies at the end of the film.[[/note]] ''[check]'', completely change the costume ''[check]'', oh man, I'm on a hot streak; [[RaceLift Cast a black guy to play a white guy]][[note]]Harvey Dent, a white character in the comics, is played by Creator/BillyDeeWilliams, an African-American actor.[[/note]] ''[check]''. Hey! I got angry internet nerd bingo! Do I win anything? |
| 227 | ** In the "Starring" list: [[Film/{{Beetlejuice}} Battlejuice]], [[Film/TheShining Heeeere's Joker!]], [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Batgirl's Uncle]] (Alfred), [[Film/TheDarkKnight You Either Die A Hero Or Live Long Enough To]] [[TheOtherDarrin Be Recast In]] [[Film/BatmanForever The Sequel]] (Harvey Dent), Jack Nicholson's Buddy[[note]]"that Nicholson insisted to be in the movie or he wouldn't do it."[[/note]] (Bob the Goon), and Vicki Vale Screaming. |
| 228 | [[/folder]] |
| 229 | |
| 230 | [[folder:''Superman'' (1978)]] |
| 231 | * ''Film/SupermanTheMovie'' (aka ''Fun Film/ManOfSteel''): |
| 232 | ** The narrator pointing out that, in reference to Superman getting billed second in ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'', "even in 1978 Superman still couldn't get top billing in his own movie."[[note]]Creator/MarlonBrando and Creator/GeneHackman are credited before Creator/ChristopherReeve.[[/note]] |
| 233 | ** The narrator believes that the producers "were too scared" to tell Creator/MarlonBrando "that he was mispronouncing Krypton." |
| 234 | --->'''Narrator:''' Yeah, he got it wrong, but, would you correct Film/{{the Godfather}}? |
| 235 | ** When the "spin the Earth backwards to reverse time" scene eventually comes up, the narrator can't help but chime in: |
| 236 | --->'''Narrator:''' Uh, hey Supes? I know that [Lois Lane] was your girlfriend, but a couple more spins... could have undone the entire earthquake. Save a few lives, billions of dollars in property damage... but I get it, you're into pink.[[note]]Referring to Superman identifying the color of Lois' underwear to prove he has X-ray vision.[[/note]] |
| 237 | ** The narrator calling ComicBook/LexLuthor "a criminal super genius [[FashionVictimVillain who dresses like]] [[Music/OutKast André 3000]]." |
| 238 | ** "Dude, if I wanted to see an [[ComicBook/LexLuthor industrialist in a bad wig]] talk about real estate, I'd watch the [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump presidential debates!]] Heh heh heh, amirite? ZING! ''Ugh''..." |
| 239 | ** In the "Starring" list: [[Creator/HenryCavill Friendly Cavill]] (Superman), White Creator/RashidaJones (Lois Lane), Creator/JesseEisenberg, Sr. (Lex Luthor), [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Peter Parker]] (Jimmy Olsen), and [[Film/TheGodfather The God's Father]] (Jor-El). |
| 240 | ** In TheStinger, regarding baby Superman being found stark naked: |
| 241 | --->'''Narrator:''' Was it necessary to see baby Superman's bait and tackle? |
| 242 | [[/folder]] |
| 243 | |
| 244 | [[folder:''The Revenant'']] |
| 245 | * ''Film/TheRevenant'' (aka ''[[Film/AlexanderAndTheTerribleHorribleNoGoodVeryBadDay Hugh Glass and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day]]''): |
| 246 | ** The trailer begins with: |
| 247 | --->'''Narrator:''' From Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio, and-- ''[shows Creator/AlejandroGonzalezInarritu]'' Hey, [[ProductionPosse that's not]] [[Creator/MartinScorsese Scorsese]]! |
| 248 | ** The narrator says that the film "put the cast through physical and mental torture to film, and put the audience through two and a half hours of mild boredom to watch." (referring mostly to the many LeaveTheCameraRunning shots of the film.) |
| 249 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[while showing the many shots of the sky through the film]'' Yep, that's the sky. Yep, still the sky. Oh look, there's the sky again. Sky's not going anywhere. Another sky shot, oh goody. Oh look at that, it's the sky, ''again''. Did they just put the camera down and forget it was rolling? Aaaand sky. |
| 250 | ** The narrator says that the movie was OscarBait, but that in any case, it was "released in a year where [[=DiCaprio=]'s] biggest competition [for Best Actor Award] was this:" Cue to a scene of Creator/BryanCranston as Dalton Trumbo in ''Film/{{Trumbo}}''. |
| 251 | --->'''Narrator:''' Seriously, if he lost to Communist [[Series/BreakingBad Heisenberg]], we'd riot. |
| 252 | ** The narrator comparing the two "powerhouse performances you won't be able to understand" of Leo's "full range of emotional grunting" and Creator/TomHardy "mumbling about pelts" to those "in the grand tradition of ''Film/{{Nell}}'' and ''Film/PootieTang''." |
| 253 | ** The narrator says that the film has "occasional bursts of extreme violence to wake you up that will shock you, then bore you, then get so over the top, it's one music change away from becoming ''Series/{{Jackass}}''..." Cue the dangerous scenes [[CrossesTheLineTwice being set to "Corona" while being interspliced with scenes of and Johnny Knoxville and co. laughing.]] |
| 254 | ** Starring: MediaNotes/AcademyAward winner Leonardo [=DiCaprio=]--[[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat oh, it feels so good to say that]]! (Hugh Glass), [[Film/MadMaxFuryRoad Sad Max]] (John Fitzgerald), Creator/DomhnallGleeson--yes! Nailed it! (Captain Andrew Henry), Hey, Eyebrows Kid from ''[[Film/TheMazeRunner Maze Runner]]''! (Jim Bridger), and Sexual Harassment Grizzly (the bear). |
| 255 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 256 | --->'''Narrator:''' Yeah, I know Leo went through a lot for this role, but look at the haircut of Creator/MarkRuffalo in ''Film/{{Spotlight}}''! Now ''that's'' acting! |
| 257 | [[/folder]] |
| 258 | |
| 259 | [[folder:''The Force Awakens'']] |
| 260 | * ''[[Film/TheForceAwakens Star Wars: The Force Awakens]]'' (aka ''Star Wars: [[Film/ANewHope A Familiar Hope]]''): |
| 261 | ** The trailer begins with, "The following trailer is rated S for 'Spoilers'. But ''come on'', you know you're already seen this movie." |
| 262 | ** The narrator admits that the movie had to do a lot of multitasking. |
| 263 | --->'''Narrator:''' From [[Creator/JJAbrams diet]] [[Creator/StevenSpielberg Spielberg]], comes the movie that had to satisfy decades of pent-up nerd expectations, make up for the prequels, introduce the franchise to a new generation of fans, make enough money to justify Creator/{{Disney}}'s four billion dollar investment, and also, you know, be good. So, no pressure. |
| 264 | ** Since the film draws so many parallels with the original ''Star Wars'' trilogy, an old face (well, voice) appears: |
| 265 | --->'''Narrator:''' The Force has awakened, and its first order is to revitalize the franchise, while setting the stage for an amazing expansion of the ''Star Wars'' cinematic universe...\ |
| 266 | '''Original Narrator:''' ...By shamelessly remaking ''Film/ANewHope''.\ |
| 267 | '''Narrator:''' What the-- Who are you?\ |
| 268 | '''Original Narrator:''' I'm the original Honest Trailer voice, and the originals are always better.\ |
| 269 | '''Narrator:''' ''Yeah'', you wish! Now put down, I got the best movie of the year to talk about.\ |
| 270 | '''Original Narrator:''' Best? Oh man... I'm not going anywhere; someone has to stop you from going full fanboy.\ |
| 271 | '''Narrator:''' Aw, I got a bad feeling about this. |
| 272 | ** Starring: Lei-[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AARP AARP]] (Leia), [[MarySue MaRey Sue]] (Rey), Better Anakin (Kylo Ren), FN-2187. Hey, that's my PIN number! (Finn), Han Poelo (Poe Dameron), Emperor [[Franchise/HarryPotter Voldemort]] (Snoke), [=R2D2-2=] (BB-8), Han So Long (Han Solo), [...] and Butthole Eyes (Maz Kanata). |
| 273 | ** In the end, they are joined by other Epic Voice Guys, such as the one who did the first ever Honest Trailer for ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' and the guy who did the one for ''Film/{{Avatar}}'', and [[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]. |
| 274 | [[/folder]] |
| 275 | |
| 276 | [[folder:''The Jungle Book'' (1967)]] |
| 277 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{The Jungle Book|1967}}'' (aka ''The Jungle Bore''): |
| 278 | ** The trailer begins with: |
| 279 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[in an upbeat, whimsical voice]'' From the author of "[[Literature/TheJungleBook Rikki Tikki Tavi]]" and "[[MoodWhiplash The White Man's Burden]]"? ([[OhCrap Uh oh!]]), comes the animated classic that will get "Bare Necessities" [[EarWorm stuck in your head]], [[JustHereForGodzilla and have you struggling to remember anything else]]! |
| 280 | ** The recap of the plot: |
| 281 | --->'''Narrator:''' Before you catch the latest live-action remake of an old Disney classic, go inside ''WesternAnimation/{{The Jungle Book|1967}}''... [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment book movie]], for a [[{{Pun}} bear-ly]] feature-length [[RandomEventsPlot collection of random scenes]], tied together by a plot [[ExcusePlot as thin as an orphan's loincloth]], as this young boy is passed from one jokey, singing animal to another until a tiger finally shows up [[KillItWithFire and probably burns to death]]. [[MoodDissonance The end]]. |
| 282 | ** The trailer shows that several of the same shots and character animations were reused through the movie, showing the shots side by side for comparison, and that some shots from the movie made it into ''other'' Disney movies over the years, such as ''WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians'', ''WesternAnimation/TheSwordInTheStone'', and ''WesternAnimation/RobinHood1973''. |
| 283 | --->'''Narrator:''' That's like... Creator/MichaelBay lazy! |
| 284 | ** The traditional song parodies appear, even though, besides "that great song", "you couldn't name [the other songs] even with a gun in your head", such as: |
| 285 | *** The "'Is this even a song?' song" ("Colonel Hathi's March"): |
| 286 | ----> ''There's no need to sing along''\ |
| 287 | '''Cause this barely is a song''\ |
| 288 | ''It's so monotone''\ |
| 289 | ''It's a boring drone [yawning sound]''\ |
| 290 | \ |
| 291 | ''That there's no need to prolong''\ |
| 292 | ''So let's skip this boring song [and the trailer does]'' |
| 293 | *** The "'Time-killing jibbery' song" ("I Wan'na Be Like You"): |
| 294 | ----> ''Ooh be dime (Gib-ber-ish)''\ |
| 295 | '''I gotta kill some screen time (This song is 4 minutes long)''\ |
| 296 | ''Zee dobba zee dop zime (Huh?)''\ |
| 297 | ''Wee dop wime (What?)''\ |
| 298 | ''Mi-yi-me (Hey, as long as it rhymes)'' |
| 299 | *** The "'Touchy Uncle' song" ("Trust in Me"): |
| 300 | ----> ''I'm a creep''\ |
| 301 | ''Don't trust me''\ |
| 302 | ''Like a van''\ |
| 303 | ''With free candy'' |
| 304 | *** There's of course the obligatory "porking" song ("My Own Home"): |
| 305 | ----> ''Lead you on''\ |
| 306 | '''Lead you on''\ |
| 307 | ''I'll flirt with you from a distance''\ |
| 308 | ''Til the day that we can pork'' |
| 309 | *** And "the only song that you actually remember" ("Bare Necessities"): |
| 310 | ----> ''Look, you're a homeless refugee''\ |
| 311 | ''Red-diapered homeless refugee''\ |
| 312 | ''If you don't starve''\ |
| 313 | ''You'll get eaten alive''\ |
| 314 | \ |
| 315 | ''Yes you're a liability''\ |
| 316 | ''Who almost ends up killin' me''\ |
| 317 | ''In real life, I would eat you''\ |
| 318 | ''to survive'' |
| 319 | ** In the "Starring" list: [[Film/{{Jumanji}} Jumowgli]] (Mowgli), [[Film/TheBigLebowski The Big Balooski]] (Baloo), ComicBook/BlackPanther (Bagheera), [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Tiger Scar]] (Shere Khan), The Exact Same Voice As [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh Winnie the Pooh]]. Creepy, Right? (Kaa), and [[Music/LouisArmstrong Louie Armslong]] (King Louie). |
| 320 | [[/folder]] |
| 321 | |
| 322 | [[folder:''Superman Returns'']] |
| 323 | * ''Film/SupermanReturns'' (aka ''[[Film/ManOfSteel Man of]] [[TrueArtIsAngsty Feels]]''): |
| 324 | ** In the beginning, the narrator considers that the movie ended up stuck in an awkward place in the history of Superman movies: |
| 325 | --->'''Narrator:''' Before the balls-to-the-wall mayhem of ''Film/ManOfSteel'', but after the balls-to-the-wall nonsense of ''Film/{{Superman IV|TheQuestForPeace}}'', there was the balls-to-the-wall boredom of: ''Superman Returns''. |
| 326 | ** The narrator's opinion of Superman...: |
| 327 | --->'''Narrator:''' Creator/ChristopherReeve is Superman... and Creator/BrandonRouth is doing a pretty good impression of him. He's the same dorky All-American hero, but with a brand new twist: Now he's also a deadbeat dad who knocked up Lois Lane, then left for five years to... go double check some rocks. |
| 328 | ** ...and Lex Luthor: |
| 329 | --->'''Narrator:''' But Supes isn't the only throwback in this [[Creator/RichardDonner Donner]] party; Creator/KevinSpacey stars as Creator/GeneHackman's Lex Luthor, with his life sentence overturned in the worst court decision since O.J....\ |
| 330 | '''Jimmy Olsen:''' Well, the appeals court called Superman as a witness and he wasn't around.\ |
| 331 | '''Narrator:''' ...Lex is free to pursuit his stupid real estate schemes, with his stupid sidekicks, and collection of stupid wigs. ''[after showing a wig similar to Lex Luthor's hair in ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'']'' Whoa, no way, did that wig grow to become Creator/JesseEisenberg? |
| 332 | ** After showing Lois Lane denying her relationship with Superman to her fiancé Richard White, the narrator realizes that: |
| 333 | --->'''Narrator:''' Creator/JamesMarsden has now lost girls to Superman, ComicBook/{{Wolverine}},[[note]]In the ''Film/XMenFilmSeries''[[/note]] and [[Creator/RyanGosling Ryan freaking Gosling]],[[note]]In ''Film/TheNotebook''[[/note]] and in the end gets rewarded for his loyalty by raising a kid who ''[[TemptingFate might]]'' not even be his.\ |
| 334 | ''[cut to the scene of Jason shoving a piano to one of Luthor's mooks]''\ |
| 335 | '''[[Series/{{Maury}} Maury Povich]]:''' ''[as a dumbfounded Richard White is shown]'' You are '''NOT''' the father! |
| 336 | ** The narrator's take on the film's use of the MessianicArchetype: |
| 337 | --->'''Narrator:''' Suit up in your Sunday best, because if you though that Creator/ZackSnyder was way too on the nose with the Jesus imagery, ''[shows a scene from ''Film/ManOfSteel'' in which Clark Kent is seen in front of a Jesus mosaic]'' Creator/BryanSinger really nails you in the wrist with it; as Superman falls from the sky in cross arms, has his side pierced with a spear, dies and comes back to life, and flies to heaven listening to prayers. Which is pretty ironic considering that Superman was invented by two Jewish guys from Cleveland. |
| 338 | ** The narrator does concede that "Superman rescues a ton of people" through the film, but even then he "still has time to be a boring mopey dick." |
| 339 | --->'''Narrator:''' See Creator/{{Zack|Snyder}}? You ''can'' have it both ways. |
| 340 | ** And then there's the final battle...: |
| 341 | --->'''Narrator:''' ...Where Superman faces off against... an inanimate island. ''Ugh.'' |
| 342 | ** In the "Starring" list: Creator/{{Christopher|Reeve}} [[Creator/BrandonRouth Routh]] (Superman), [[DamselInDistress Damsel in Dis Dress]] (Lois Lane), [[Series/HouseOfCardsUS House of Shards]] (Lex Luthor), Super [[Franchise/TheMuppets Muppet]] (Jason White), [[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} Sighclops]] (Richard White), [[Creator/KalPenn Kal-El Penn]] (one of Lex Luthor's henchmen), The ''[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Batman v. Superman]]'' Script (the headlines ''The Daily Planet'' has prepared for Superman's death or recovery), and Why Is Creator/ParkerPosey In This Movie, And Why Is She Holding An Enormous Glass of Olives? (Kitty Kowalski). |
| 343 | [[/folder]] |
| 344 | |
| 345 | [[folder:''Game of Thrones Vol. 2'']] |
| 346 | * ''Series/GameOfThrones Vol. 2'' (aka ''VideoGame/ClashOfClans''): |
| 347 | ** The trailer does a "PreviouslyOn" about the first ''Game of Thrones'' Honest Trailer. It simply consists of Tyrion Lannister slapping Joffrey Baratheon, Daenerys shouting "Where are my dragons?!", Catelyn Stark screaming in anguish, and showing Daenerys naked, as the Epic Voice Guys says "''BEWBS!''" |
| 348 | ** Once again, the narrator gleefully hums along the show's [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic theme song]]. |
| 349 | --->'''Narrator:''' ♫ ''Time for Honest Trailer's Game of Thrones...'' ♫ '''Duh'''-duh! Duh-nuh-'''duh'''-duh! Duh-nuh-'''duh'''-duh! How is that song so good?! |
| 350 | ** "Return to TV's most expensive-looking Renaissance fair, [[SlidingScaleOfRealisticVersusFantastic where the grounded realism of the first three seasons has slowly given way to crazy heavy metal album art]]." |
| 351 | ** The narrator complains that the show keeps "introduing new and exciting characters to root for, then finds new and exciting ways to kill them off." He concludes that: |
| 352 | --->'''Narrator:''' It's like ''Series/TheWalkingDead2010'' [[TakeThat if they still had any baaalls]]. |
| 353 | ** The narrator has no time to celebrate that the character he most wanted dead, "King Music/JustinBieber" (Joffrey Baratheon) is dead, as "a new smirking piece of sh[[CensoredForComedy *]]t will take his place as the fictional character you most want dead," in reference to Ramsay Bolton. He then points out that he wished that Joffrey died in the previous ''Game of Thrones'' Honest Trailer and he died shortly after, so he decides to try his luck once again. |
| 354 | --->'''Narrator:''' And since this worked so well when I said it last time: God, if he doesn't die this season, I'm gonna f[[CensoredForComedy *]]cking kill him myself! He's like, invincible Joffrey! Piece of sh[[CensoredForComedy *]]t! |
| 355 | *** Which [[HilariousInHindsight makes him two for two on it.]] |
| 356 | ** Once again, the narrator is gleeful at seeing all the BEWBS of Westeros, complete with the montage of them being set to the same epic music... until he sees Cersei's boobs from the Walk of Shame, and the epic music [[RecordNeedleScratch is cut short]]. He says that he does't want so see these boobs because "these boobs are too wrapped up in CharacterDevelopment," but that [[TemptingFate at least the boobs can't get any worse]]... until he sees Melisandre's boobs from "The Red Woman" just after the reveal that she's a centuries-old woman and her young, attractive looks are an illusion. You know the ones by now. |
| 357 | --->'''Narrator:''' [[BrainBleach Oh. AHHH! I was so wrong! OH MY EYES! THEY BURN!]] Go to Starring! GO TO STARRING! |
| 358 | ** Starring: Cruelty, Animal Cruelty, Slaps, Nods, Eye Rolls, Littlefinger's Accent, Littlefinger's [[OohMeAccentsSlipping OTHER Accent]], Dongs, Butts, Stannis Brooding In A Dark Room, Shae Being Called a Whore, and the Lannister Family's Drinking Problem. |
| 359 | [[/folder]] |
| 360 | |
| 361 | [[folder:''Captain America'' (1990)]] |
| 362 | * ''Film/CaptainAmerica1990'' (aka ''Craptain America''): |
| 363 | ** Due to the {{Retraux}} nature of the trailer, the narrator is incredulous that Creator/MarvelComics [[ItWillNeverCatchOn could produce anything resembling a good movie]]. |
| 364 | --->'''Narrator:''' You've already sat through Marvel's pathetic attempts at a live-action ComicBook/SpiderMan, [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]], ComicBook/{{Daredevil}}, and [[ComicBook/ThePunisher Punisher]]. But Marvel's not done embarrassing themselves yet, in a movie so bad, it wasn't even released in theaters: ''Captain America'', the one you'll rent from Blockbuster Video.\ |
| 365 | '''Narrator:''' It's 1990, and Creator/{{DC|Comics}} rules the cimemas. ''[shows Batman and Superman from their [[Film/Batman1989 respective]] [[Film/SupermanTheMovie movies]]]'' Now, laugh while a desperate Marvel scrambles to get it together in this rushed attempt to catch up with Batman and Superman's critical and box office dominance. |
| 366 | ** The narrator shows that the Marvel/DC situation isn't the only thing that has turned the movie into a UnintentionalPeriodPiece. |
| 367 | --->'''Narrator:''' The President has been kidnapped for taking a stand on the only issue that matters in the nineties: the enviroment. Now, after spending forty years frozen in a tiny snowbank, Cap must deal with the [[FishOutOfTemporalWater culture shock]] of today's America.\ |
| 368 | '''Sharon Cooperman:''' I guess that there isn't any Platform/{{VCR}}s from where you are. |
| 369 | ** The narrator noting that the Red Skull got hit with AdaptationalNationality, with his nationality being changed from German to Italian for this movie for some reason. |
| 370 | --->'''Red Skull:''' It's him.\ |
| 371 | '''Red Skull's daughter:''' Who, ''papa''?\ |
| 372 | '''Red Skull:''' ''[in the heaviest Italian accent possible]'' Captain America.\ |
| 373 | '''Narrator:''' ''Mamma mia-- What a piece of crap!'' |
| 374 | ** "Stare at Captain America's rubber ears and wonder: Why does Captain America have rubber ears? Couldn't they just, you know, cut a hole for the actor's human ears?" |
| 375 | ** The narrator noting the amount of bizarre jumpcuts in action scenes, with the scene shown having ''31'' in the span of about 10 seconds. |
| 376 | ** Starring: [[Literature/TheCatcherInTheRye The Captain in the Rye]] (Captain America), [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan Reagan]][[Franchise/{{Frankenstein}} stein]] (Red Skull), Budget Creator/MegRyan (Sharon Cooperman), and the cast from ''Film/AChristmasStory''? Huh, That's Weird (referring to the actors who played Mr. and Mrs. Parker being in the movie). |
| 377 | ** TheStinger giving one last ItWillNeverCatchOn moment. |
| 378 | --->'''Narrator:''' Yeah, this movie wasn't great. But ''what if'' he teamed up with Eric Kramer's Thor, Creator/LouFerrigno's Hulk, and Creator/DolphLundgren's Punisher? They could totally do an [[ComicBook/TheAvengers Avengers]] movie! A really... ''awful'' Avengers movie. Ah who am I kidding. Just hang it up, Marvel, DC rules! |
| 379 | [[/folder]] |
| 380 | |
| 381 | [[folder:''Deadpool'']] |
| 382 | * ''Film/{{Deadpool|2016}}'' (aka ''[[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff Ferris Bueller Jerks Off]]''): |
| 383 | ** The opening has an ''overwhelming'' amount of "Do Deadpool!" posts, rivaling other hyper-popular films. |
| 384 | --->'''Narrator:''' Alright, alright, we're doing f[[CensoredForComedy ***]]ing ''Deadpool''! Hold your f[[CensoredForComedy ***]]ing horses, geez! Like we weren't gonna f[[CensoredForComedy ***]]ing do ''Deadpool''! F[[CensoredForComedy ***]]! |
| 385 | ** The narrator lists off the films ''Deadpool'' outgrossed, including both ''Thor'' films, both ''Captain America'' films (minus ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar'' at this point), and ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderManSeries'', then ends up sounding increasingly incredulous when he realizes that the list also includes ''Film/{{Guardians of the Galaxy|2014}} '', ''all films in the Film/XMenFilmSeries'' and ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice''. |
| 386 | ** The Narrator calls it Fox's hugely successful comic book movie, that never would have been made [[DareToBeBadass had it not been for someone behind the scenes who dared to leak the test footage in the first place.]] |
| 387 | ** And just after that list, ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} himself (as in, played by Creator/RyanReynolds) [[NoFourthWall shows up]]. |
| 388 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[regarding its success]'' ...likely prompting a new wave of R-rated superhero films.\ |
| 389 | '''Deadpool:''' So, when ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} starts throwing out sperm whale jokes, you know who to thank.\ |
| 390 | '''Narrator:''' Holy crap, Deadpool?!\ |
| 391 | '''Deadpool:''' No, it's ''Rhythm Nation''-era Music/JanetJackson. Yeah! I'm motherf[[CensoredForComedy ***]]ing Deadpool!\ |
| 392 | '''Narrator:''' Wow! You showing up in your own Honest Trailer? That's so meta!\ |
| 393 | '''Deadpool:''' Well, it's kind of my thing. Shall we?\ |
| 394 | '''Narrator:''' ''Let's do this!'' |
| 395 | ** This gem: |
| 396 | --->'''Deadpool:''' And more dick jokes [[HypocriticalHumor than you can shake a sack full of dicks at!]] |
| 397 | ** When the Narrator states that the movie's ComedicSociopathy makes it look like a "really expensive, longer episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''": |
| 398 | ---> '''Deadpool:''' Waitwaitwaitwaitwait, wh-wh-which season of Family Guy are we talking about?\ |
| 399 | '''Narrator:''' Let's saaay...fourth?\ |
| 400 | '''Deadpool:''' Oh, okay. [[TakeThat I--I can take that.]] |
| 401 | ** When the narrator says that, while the filmmakers did "beautifully make fun of all the superhero genre's clichés", they also did "the same old conventional love story and a by-the-numbers revenge plot we've seen a million times before", he soon comes to regret it. |
| 402 | --->'''Deadpool:''' Whoa whoa who, simmer down, big boy. "By-the-numbers"? The f[[CensoredForComedy **]]k is that supposed to mean?\ |
| 403 | '''Narrator:''' Hey, I said I liked it in the beginning. I think it's fair to point out some flaws, too.\ |
| 404 | '''Deadpool:''' Oh, "fair". You think I give a moist bag of soggy [[CensoredForComedy ***]]-lint about "fair"? ''Deadpool'' is the highest-grossing R-rated movie of all time! Except for [[Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist Jesus]].\ |
| 405 | '''Narrator:''' Uh...\ |
| 406 | '''Deadpool:''' ''Every''one's sucking my d[[CensoredForComedy **]]k now. And you sure as s[[CensoredForComedy **]]t should be too, you back-ass twaddle-f[[CensoredForComedy **]]k. And what the f[[CensoredForComedy **]]k is with these beeps?\ |
| 407 | '''Narrator:''' You know, kids watch these videos, Mr. Pool.\ |
| 408 | '''Deadpool:''' Kids f[[CensoredForComedy **]]king love it when I curse. [[ClusterBleepBomb S**t! F**k! ***ag!]] Turbo boner! Mh-hm, ''that felt good''. |
| 409 | ** Deadpool revealing that he's only there because [[ShamelessSelfPromoter the home release for the movie came out that day]]. |
| 410 | --->'''Deadpool:''' Look, the only reason I'm here is to promote ''Deadpool'', which is now on Blu-ray and DVD -- [[BlahBlahBlah blah blah blah blah blah]] like anyone still buys those glorified f[[CensoredForComedy **]]king drink coasters. So let's be real, Honest Trailer Guy: I'm way too big of a deal to be slumming it in some played out web series.\ |
| 411 | '''Narrator:''' ''[sighs, with a defeated tone]'' Yeah, commenters do say we're not as funny as we used to be.\ |
| 412 | '''Deadpool:''' Now, ''WebVideo/ComediansInCarsGettingCoffee''? That's a show I should do. |
| 413 | ** The reveal that Deadpool is actually a fan of the "Starring" part, or as he calls it: |
| 414 | --->'''Deadpool:''' Hey hey hey, can I listen to you do the Honest Names? I love that part.\ |
| 415 | '''Narrator:''' Honest... Names?\ |
| 416 | '''Deadpool:''' You know, the bit you do at the end of your videos that we, uh, quote, "borrowed" for our opening credits.\ |
| 417 | '''Narrator:''' Well, [[AtLeastIAdmitIt at least you're admitting it]]! ''Let me show you how it's done''.\ |
| 418 | '''Deadpool:''' Great! Just make it snappy, I have to crank out some ''Deadpool WebVideo/{{React}}'' videos now that [[Creator/TheFineBrothers those brothers]] [[TakeThat aren't suing people anymore]].\ |
| 419 | '''Narrator:''' Starring: Freak in the Streets, But a Freak in the Sheets (Vanessa), Yakov Strongoff (Colossus), A T.J. Miller Type (Weasel), ♫ Franchise/{{Teenage Mutant|NinjaTurtles}} [[WaxingLyrical Nega Sonic]] ♫ (Negasonic Teenage Warhead), Creator/StanLee Between Movies (Stan Lee),[[note]]In his cameo as a strip club MC[[/note]] and...\ |
| 420 | '''Deadpool:''' Oh oh oh oh! Can I do this one?\ |
| 421 | '''Narrator:''' Sure, it's all yours.\ |
| 422 | '''Deadpool:''' And, as the fetid testicle wrestler, [[Film/VanWilder Van Even Wilder]]. |
| 423 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 424 | --->'''Deadpool:''' Great, but don't ask me to do this again for ''Film/Deadpool2''. I'm serious.\ |
| 425 | '''Narrator:''' OK. Do... you have... [[Creator/HughJackman Wolverine]]'s number by any chance?...\ |
| 426 | '''Deadpool:''' Yes I do. I've got it in my phone under the name [[Film/LesMiserables2012 Jean Valjean]].\ |
| 427 | '''Narrator:''' Can... you give it to me?\ |
| 428 | '''Deadpool:''' No. |
| 429 | [[/folder]] |
| 430 | |
| 431 | [[folder:''Wreck-It-Ralph'']] |
| 432 | * ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph'' (aka ''Film/{{Pixels}}'') |
| 433 | [[/folder]] |
| 434 | |
| 435 | [[folder:''X-Men: The Animated Series'']] |
| 436 | * ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries'' (aka ''X-Men: Better Than [[Film/XMenFilmSeries The Movies]]''): |
| 437 | ** The narrator saying that the series is "wrapped up in a theme song [[EarWorm that's been stuck in your head for decades]]." |
| 438 | --->'''Narrator:''' Seriously, if ComicBook/ProfessorX was real, all he'd hear is ♫ [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuuuuuuh-nuh-nuh...]] ♫ |
| 439 | ** The narrator says that the ComicBook/XMen team is actually pretty similar to the one from the movies, except for some changes: |
| 440 | --->'''Narrator:''' Suit up with a X-Men team you're pretty damn familiar with by now, who are all pretty much the same as their movie counterparts, except [[MovieSuperheroesWearBlack the spandex is yellower]], the ComicBook/{{Rogue}}s [[HotterAndSexier are sexier]], and ComicBook/{{Jubilee|MarvelComics}} is a main character, for some reason. Because what the X-Men really need is a mall rat with the power of sparkles. [[Film/MeanGirls Stop trying to make Jubilee happen, show, it's not gonna happen]]. |
| 441 | ** The narrator's way of praising the series for how they brough classic storylines to life... while also pointing out its faults in other departments. |
| 442 | --->'''Narrator:''' Return to the mid-nineties on Creator/{{Fox|Kids}}, where inbetween reruns of ''WesternAnimation/EekTheCat'' and ''[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Power Rangers]]'', you'd watch the X-Men bring classic storylines to life, like: [[ComicBook/TheDarkPhoenixSaga The Phoenix Saga]], that was so much better than ''[[Film/XMenTheLastStand X3]]''; ComicBook/DaysOfFuturePast, that's as good as ''[[Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast Days of Future Past]]''; and the Weapon X episode that's so much better than ''[[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine Wolverine Origins]]'', you'll ''almost'' give them a pass for the half of season five where they moved production to the Philippines.\ |
| 443 | ''[shows a scene from said season, with some obvious [[OffModel botched animation]]]''\ |
| 444 | '''Narrator:''' ''Yeesh'', don't get any ideas, [[Creator/BryanSinger Singer]]. |
| 445 | ** The narrator touches the X-Men's aesop of fighting prejudice, but finds that in this series the aesop was rather... {{broken|Aesop}}. |
| 446 | --->'''Narrator:''' Prepare for a series that's about so much more than fighting supervillains, it's also about fighting prejudice, as racists and bigots of all stripes are defeated by: A stereotypical [[SouthernBelle Southerner]] (Rogue), a stereotypical [[RaginCajun Cajun]] (ComicBook/{{Gambit}}), stereotypical [[MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong Russian]] (ComicBook/{{Colossus}}), and stereotypical [[PoirotSpeak German]] (ComicBook/{{Nightcrawler}}). Because nothing defeats stereotypes like a different, more powerful stereotype. |
| 447 | ** The narrator concludes that overall the series is "great despite being very much a product of its time." Cue the scene of ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} answering to a Sentinel's order to surrender with, "[[Film/WaynesWorld Of course... NOT!]]" (as seen on ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'') and Morph saying "[[Series/SaturdayNightLive Makin' copies!]]" The narrator also states that it "might be the second best superhero series ever made. And when first place is WesternAnimation/{{Batman|TheAnimatedSeries}}, second place ain't half bad!" |
| 448 | ** Starring: Sentinels Sucking at Their Jobs ''(shows Sentinels, well, sucking at their jobs)'', Storm Yelling at Nature ''(shows Storm loudly calling for the elements)'', Awesome {{Easter Egg}}s ''(shows [[TheCameo cameos]] of ComicBook/{{Cable}}, ComicBook/ThePunisher,[[note]]On the cover of a video game as "Assassin"[[/note]] ComicBook/MsMarvel/ComicBook/CarolDanvers, ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}, ComicBook/DoctorStrange, and ComicBook/SpiderMan)'', ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} [[GoshDangItToHeck Trying to Curse]] ''(shows Wolverine doing some mild cussing, like "Gutter trash!")'', {{Cliffhanger}}s ''(shows the series' many "ToBeContinued..." endings)'', Wolverine Grunting ''(shows Wolverine grunting)'', Scott and Jean [[SayMyName Yelling Each Other's Names]] ''(shows the many instances of Scott and Jean yelling each other's names)'', and ComicBook/JeanGrey's X-Gasms ''(shows many of Jean's rather, ahem, ''[[TheImmodestOrgasm impassioned]]'' sighing and groaning.)'' |
| 449 | --->'''Narrator:''' Is it weird that this is... kinda turning me on? |
| 450 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 451 | --->'''Narrator:''' You know the only thing better than the intro? The ''Japanese'' [[https://youtu.be/2rSw4Xl5qfs?t=24s intro.]] |
| 452 | [[/folder]] |
| 453 | |
| 454 | [[folder:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of Their Shells'']] |
| 455 | * For the first time ever, no one apparently came forward with video requests. (The fact that probably no one expected them to do a Honest Trailer for a live musical probably had something to do with that.) |
| 456 | -->'''Narrator:''' Well, this is awkward. Nobody ever asked for what we're about to do. But we think you'll love it anyway. |
| 457 | * The narrator goes to town about the music featured: |
| 458 | -->'''Narrator:''' Prepare to be blown away by music someone thought was good enough to play in public; like this lame [[Music/TheBeachBoys Beach Boys]] knock-off, this rap that makes Music/VanillaIce look like Music/{{Tupac|Shakur}}, the one where they just yell at you to be straight,[[note]]A song called "Walk Straight"[[/note]] April O'Neil's power ballad, and Splinter's... weird, slow Music/BruceSpringsteen homage? ''Huh?''\ |
| 459 | ''[shows a clip of Splinter's performance of "Skipping Stones"]''\ |
| 460 | '''Narrator:''' He can make a funny, but he can ''not'' make a sing-y. |
| 461 | * The narrator praises that in the show "at least you can get five minutes of Shredder roasting an audience of children." Cue Shredder doing a couple of {{Boring Insult}}s, then: |
| 462 | -->'''Shredder:''' Is that your mom? How would you like a one-way ticket to my Technodrome?\ |
| 463 | '''Narrator:''' '''''AWWW BURN!''''' ''You heard that little boy?'' Shredder's gonna ''pork'' your mom, bro! |
| 464 | * "Strap in for a concert film only [[WebVideo/AndreTheBlackNerd the Black Nerd]] could love." Cut to the Black Nerd himself. |
| 465 | -->'''The Black Nerd:''' ''[holding a VHS of the concert]'' Yeah... ♫ ''Out of our shells...'' ♫ |
| 466 | * When the narrator thinks he's seen the ''Turtles'' franchise at its lowest, ''somebody'' appears to show him some even crappier ''Turtles'' material: |
| 467 | -->'''Narrator:''' ...in what has to be the worst thing ever made with the ''Ninja Turtles'' in it.\ |
| 468 | '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Not so fast, Honest Trailer Guy!\ |
| 469 | '''Narrator:''' Who are you?\ |
| 470 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' [[CatchPhrase Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I wade through the crap of yesteryear so you don't have to]].\ |
| 471 | '''Narrator:''' I just waded through a lot of crap, my friend.\ |
| 472 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' Oh, the ''Ninja Turtles'' suck pile goes even deeper than you know. How about ''We Wish You a Turtles Christmas''?\ |
| 473 | '''Narrator:''' Huh?\ |
| 474 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' The musical Christmas special, of course! Check it out!\ |
| 475 | ''[cut to the special, where Leonardo sings a reggae version of "Deck The Halls (With Pepperoni)"]''\ |
| 476 | '''Narrator:''' Aw jeez, why does Leonardo have a Jamaican accent?!\ |
| 477 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' Nobody knows. How about ''Turtle Tunes''? The one where they reworked public domain songs with lyrics about [[TooSmartForStrangers stranger danger]]?\ |
| 478 | ''[cut to the Turtles singing a song named "Don't Talk To Strangers"]''\ |
| 479 | '''Narrator:''' What the--?! ''How many musicals did they make?!''\ |
| 480 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' Just a few more. So, you say you love ''Out of Their Shells''?\ |
| 481 | '''Narrator:''' No?\ |
| 482 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' Well, then you'll love their even lower-budget follow-up ''Getting Down in Your Town''!\ |
| 483 | ''[shows a clip from it]''\ |
| 484 | '''Narrator:''' Augh! Stop, please! ''OK, I've had enough''--!\ |
| 485 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' ''[leans towards the camera with a maniac glare and {{slasher smile}}]'' Now watch their appereance on ''[[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]]''!\ |
| 486 | ''[cut to the Turtles on Oprah, in which one of them says that he's tried to talk April O'Neil into an [[InterspeciesRomance interspecies relationship]] for months]''\ |
| 487 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' ''[pointing at a kid in the crowd]'' Look at that kid, he's f*cking terrified!\ |
| 488 | '''Narrator:''' ''[depressed]'' I don't need this...\ |
| 489 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' ''[getting more worked up]'' Regis and Kathie Lee!\ |
| 490 | ''[shows the Turtles on Regis and Kathie's show]''\ |
| 491 | '''Narrator:''' ''Why?''\ |
| 492 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' ''[frantic] Barbara Walters!''\ |
| 493 | ''[shows the Turtles on Barbara Walters' show, with one of them crying OcularGushers]''\ |
| 494 | '''Narrator:''' Oh I can't take it anymore!\ |
| 495 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' Now ''feast your eyes'' on this promotional video for the '''LA subway system!'''\ |
| 496 | ''[shows the video, which includes the Turtles]''\ |
| 497 | '''Narrator:''' '''''WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?!?!?! I HATE THE PAST!!! DAMN YOU NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!!'''''\ |
| 498 | '''The Nostalgia Critic:''' '''''[[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]]''''' |
| 499 | * The "Starring" list? Simply "[[TakeThat Absolutely Nothing of Value]]." And the suggested new title? "''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Your Childhood Always Sucked (You Just Didn't Know It)''" |
| 500 | * In TheStinger, all the narrator can muster to say after all that is: |
| 501 | -->'''Narrator:''' Man, the past... is really weird. |
| 502 | [[/folder]] |
| 503 | |
| 504 | [[folder:''Zootopia'']] |
| 505 | * ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'' (aka ''[[Series/LawAndOrder Paw and Order]]'' *CHUNG-CHUNG*): |
| 506 | ** At the very beginning, the narrator isn't sure who to credit for the film: |
| 507 | --->'''Narrator:''' From Creator/{{Pix|ar}}[[Creator/{{Disney}} ney]]! I mean, Disnar! Man, these two are really starting to blend together! |
| 508 | ** The narrator credits the movie for "finally [getting] people to stop talking about ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}''." |
| 509 | --->'''Chief Bogo:''' Let. It. Go. |
| 510 | ** The narrator wonders about the circumstances that led to a world populated by anthropomorphic animals: |
| 511 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[in his lighthearted voice for children's movies]'' Journey to Zootopia, a place with 12 unique ecosystems [...] that's either an impossibly advanced paradise where animals live together in harmony, ''[switches to his epic voice]'' or a palace built for our mammal overlords in the ashes of an extinct human world after war and famine wiped us from the Earth. ''[switches back to his lighthearted voice]'' You know, one of the two! |
| 512 | ** "Fall in love with smart, complex animal characters and their lazily forced pun names." |
| 513 | --->'''Narrator:''' Like Judy... ''Hopps''. Get it? Cause she's... ''[sighs]'' |
| 514 | ** The narrator going into a rant while describing Judy's job: |
| 515 | --->'''Narrator:''' ...cinema's most likable meter maid. Actually, cinema's ''only'' likable meter maid, because ''seriously?'' Meter maids are the worst! I mean, come on! I was only in there for like five minutes, and ''no'', you haven't written your little ticket yet, cause I can see ''[descends into {{Angrish}}]'' ''your stupid little machine right there! Get a real job'', lady!\ |
| 516 | '''Young Hippo:''' My mommy says says she wishes you were dead.\ |
| 517 | '''Narrator:''' ''So do I!'' Argh! [-Get it together, man...-] |
| 518 | ** After pointing out that Judy and Nick Wilde form a sort of InterspeciesRomance, he laments that "sadly, they'll never be able to consumate" it: |
| 519 | --->'''Narrator:''' Not because I'm speciesist or anything, it's just that [[AnimalsLackAttributes nobody in this movie has any genitals]], or even, you know, a butt... hole. Seriously, how anyone goes to the bathroom in this place? |
| 520 | ** The narrator concludes that the teachings about discrimination in the movie "will either teach your kids to be more tolerant, or turn them into a furry." |
| 521 | ** He then uses SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX to disprove that he's species-ist, only to [[DiggingYourselfDeeper dig himself deeper]] in the process. |
| 522 | --->'''Narrator''': Does this mean ''I'm'' racist? I owned a bunch of rabbits when I was a kid! [[VerbalBackspace I mean]], they were mine, not that they're property, or- look, I love rabbits, okay? Just, [[ThatCameOutWrong that came out all wrong]]! [-[[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Go to starring. Go to starring]]!-] |
| 523 | ** Starring: Series/{{NYPD|Blue}} [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Bluth]] (Nick Wilde), The Part in the Trailer That Made You Want to See the Movie (the sloth), Buff-A-Series/{{Luther}} (Chief Bogo), Baaaaaaad (Dawn Bellwether), Mayor [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Mufasa]] (Mayor Leodore Lionheart), Music/{{Shakira}} [[AsHimself As Shakira]] (Gazelle), [[TheDon Your Stereotypical Italian Mobster]] (Mr. Big), [[DonutMessWithACop Your Stereotypical Donut Eating Cop]] (Officer Clawhauser), [[DeepSouth Your Stereotypical Dumb Southerner]] (Gideon Grey), and Film/HotFuzz (Judy Hopps). |
| 524 | --->'''Narrator:''' Get it? Cause she's a bunny cop, but she's hot too!-- Wait, I can say that she's hot too, right? Dang it, am I a racist ''and'' a furry now? Ah, this movie is such a minefield! |
| 525 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 526 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[looking at the bootleg movies Duke Weaselton sells]'' Let's see: ''[[WesternAnimation/BigHero6 Pig Hero 6]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}} Wrangled]]'', ''[[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Wreck-It Rhino]]''... hmmm, I wonder what they think of ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{The Jungle Book|1967}}''? Are they like, documentaries? |
| 527 | [[/folder]] |
| 528 | |
| 529 | [[folder:''Finding Nemo'']] |
| 530 | * ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' (aka ''Film/{{Taken}}''): |
| 531 | ** The narrator starts the trailer saying that everybody is hoping for [[WesternAnimation/FindingDory the sequel]] to be "a little more ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'' than ''WesternAnimation/Cars2''." |
| 532 | ** "Meet Marlin, a dad coping with living through the first 10 minutes of a Creator/{{Pixar}} movie." |
| 533 | --->'''Narrator:''' He'll do whatever it takes to get [his son] back, even if it means taking advantage of the mentally-handicapped. But when the handicapped fish is Creator/{{Ellen|DeGeneres}}, it's okay. |
| 534 | ** While describing Dory, the narrator starts worrying about the choice of her being the protagonist for the sequel: |
| 535 | --->'''Narrator:''' Fall in love with, and quickly get sick of, Dory, the fish version of the kid who asks their parents what's happening every five seconds, ''[cue a montage of Dory asking questions]'' who can't remember anything unless it's convenient to the plot, which makes her a really weird choice for her own solo movie. Man, Pixar better not be going ''WesternAnimation/{{Minions}}'' on us. [[Film/TropicThunder Never go full Minion]]. |
| 536 | ** The narrator describes the journey of Marlin and Dory as combining "the wonder of ''WesternAnimation/{{The Little Mermaid|1989}}'', the excitement of ''Film/TheGreatEscape'', and the musical talents of Creator/EllenDeGeneres." Cue Dory's awful singing. |
| 537 | ** The narrator talking about the movie's aesop of having Marvin leting go his fear that the ocean is trying to kill him, even through the movie seems to back him up on that claim by depicting the ocean as a "non-stop murder parade": |
| 538 | --->'''Narrator:''' Holy crap, the ocean's scary! I think I'm just gonna stay on land where it's safe.\ |
| 539 | ''[cut to the [[MemeticMutation "MINE!"]] scene]''\ |
| 540 | '''Narrator:''' '''AW COME ON!!!''' |
| 541 | ** In a bit of BlackComedy, the narrator pointing out the movie's famous case of MisaimedFandom: |
| 542 | --->'''Narrator:''' Reel in the Pixar classic everyone took the wrong lessons from, leading to the capture of thousands of actual Nemos, the death of countless fish that kids tried to free down the toilet, and four new seafood restaurants for complete sociopaths. ''[shows the marquees of four seafood restaurants, all named "Frying Nemo"]'' [[DudeNotFunny That's messed up, dude]]. Don't make me think about what I'm eating. |
| 543 | ** While the trailer calls the movie "another fantastic Pixar movie", he also credits it to how it "executes their assembly-line formula perfectly": |
| 544 | --->'''Narrator:''' With an emotional jarring opening, a sentimental protagonist-wacky sidekick duo, and just enough [[ToiletHumour poop jokes]] to entertain your kids. |
| 545 | ** Starring: Film/MrMom (Marlin), Film/{{Memento}} (Dory), Fishstick (Nemo), [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Michelangelo]] (Crush), [[Creator/WillemDafoe Willem Dafin]] (Gill), and ''Series/TheWalkingDead2010'' Season 4 (Coral, while showing the scenes of Marlin calling for her)[[labelnote:Explanation]]Referencing the frequency with which Rick Grimes addresses his son Carl in the series and how it often sounds like he says "Coral."[[/labelnote]] |
| 546 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 547 | --->'''Narrator:''' Did you know that clownfish are hermaphrodites? That means that when a female dies, the dominant male changes his gender and mates with the next male in line. ''[shows Marlin and Nemo hugging]'' [[ParentalIncest Oh no!]] |
| 548 | [[/folder]] |
| 549 | |
| 550 | [[folder:''Pixels'']] |
| 551 | * ''Film/{{Pixels}}'' (aka ''Sh*tsels''): |
| 552 | ** The narrator calling it "the movie that proves that a fun premise, [[Creator/ChrisColumbus a good director]], and Creator/PeterDinklage are still no match for Creator/AdamSandler." |
| 553 | ** The narrator has some trouble remembering the last funny Adam Sandler movie. |
| 554 | --->'''Narrator:''' You've been waiting for a funny Adam Sandler movie since... uh, let me see: ''Film/BigDaddy'' has its moments; maybe ''Film/TheWeddingSinger''? Is definitely something before ''Film/LittleNicky''.\ |
| 555 | '''Nicky:''' I gotta help her, I gotta help Dad.\ |
| 556 | '''Narrator:''' ''Ugh, yikes.'' |
| 557 | ** The narrator refering to the fact that it was based on a short film that "sparked a bidding war that Adam Sandler won, and so, America lost." |
| 558 | ** The narrator's reaction to Kevin James playing the President of the United States. After showing a scene of James doing an incredibly goofy dance while "Hail to the Chief" plays, all the narrator can muster is let go a pained sigh. |
| 559 | ** When the narrator expects the movie to star Sandler's [[ProductionPosse usual guys]], he's surprised to see his new co-stars: |
| 560 | --->'''Narrator:''' But the Sandman is never alone; you know he's going to bring his old crew along for the ride, like-- ''[shows Creator/JoshGad]'' Wait, that's not Rob Schneider! Creator/PeterDinklage? What are they doing here? Not cool, man! Suck all you want, but don't drag [[Series/GameOfThrones Tyrion]] down with you! |
| 561 | ** The narrator finally has had it when: |
| 562 | --->'''Narrator:''' Josh Gad [turns] VideoGame/QBert into a hot chick he can bang, but they still have Q*bert babies?! Argh, ''what the f[[CensoredForComedy *]]ck?! Who cares anymore?!'' Clearly they don't! |
| 563 | ** Starring: They're Not Gonna Laugh At You (Adam Sandler); [[Film/PaulBlartMallCop Perl Blerp: Merl Cerp]] (Kevin James), [[Series/GameOfThrones A Lannister]] [[MoneyDearBoy Must Have Needed To Pay His Debts]] (Peter Dinklage), [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 No-Laf]] (Josh Gad), [[Franchise/StarWars Jar Jar Blinks]] (Q*bert), and ''[[FunetikAksent Cuuuuubes]]''. |
| 564 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 565 | --->'''Narrator:''' I know it looks like Creator/SeanBean [[ChronicallyKilledActor doesn't die in this movie]], but look closer at his eyes. See? ''He's dead inside''. |
| 566 | [[/folder]] |
| 567 | |
| 568 | [[folder:''Jaws'']] |
| 569 | * ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' (aka ''WesternAnimation/SharkTale''): |
| 570 | ** The narrator describing the movie as "the thriller that earned [Creator/StevenSpielberg] enough good will to make up for a million ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Crystal Skulls]]''. OK, ''one Crystal Skull''." |
| 571 | ** The narrator reflects on how the movie used NothingIsScarier... because the makers didn't have a choice. |
| 572 | --->'''Narrator:''' Experience one of the scariest monster movies of all time... with ''barely'' any monster in it, that managed to scare the crap out of you with two musical notes, the occasional fin, and some barrels... because Spielberg didn't really have a choice.\ |
| 573 | '''Steven Spielberg:''' It was frustating, it didn't really work all the time, it didn't work, hardly at all.\ |
| 574 | '''Narrator:''' Thank God it didn't work; ''[showing when the shark finally appears on camera while attacking the ''Orca'' in the climax]'' any more of that thing would make ''Jaws I'' look like ''[[Film/JawsTheRevenge Jaws IV]]''.\ |
| 575 | ''[shows scenes of the SpecialEffectsFailure-laden shark from ''Jaws IV'']'' |
| 576 | ** "People are dying on Amity Island, and only one monster is to blame -- The Mayor!" |
| 577 | --->'''Narrator:''' Watch as this horrible man, and his even ''more'' horrible blazers, do everything they can to keep business going, no matter how many girls, dogs, children, docks, guys and other guys keep getting eaten.\ |
| 578 | '''Mayor Larry Vaughn:''' But those beaches will be open for this weekend!\ |
| 579 | '''Mayor Larry Vaughn:''' We need summer dollars!\ |
| 580 | '''Narrator:''' He is ''so'' getting named in a class action suit after this. |
| 581 | ** The narrator's description of our three protagonists: |
| 582 | --->'''Narrator:''' Out for vengeance is Chief Brody, a cop who wants to keep everyone safe ''[shows a montage of scenes of Brody drinking]'' [[INeedAFreakingDrink while getting a good buzz going]].\ |
| 583 | '''Chief Brody:''' I can do anything, I'm the chief of police.\ |
| 584 | '''Narrator:''' He'll take to the sea with Hooper, the original Instagram hipster...\ |
| 585 | '''Hooper:''' Would you please go to the end of the pulpit?!\ |
| 586 | '''Brody:''' What for?!\ |
| 587 | '''Hooper:''' I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale!\ |
| 588 | '''Narrator:''' ... and Quint, a grizzled old fish encyclopedia. ''[cut to scenes of Quint mentioning many types of marine life]'' |
| 589 | ** The narrator says that Quint "sails out to do two things: Kill sharks and sing sea shanties." Just as he is about to add "[[ChewBubblegum and he's all out]] [[Film/TheyLive of sea [shanties[=]=]]]", he gets interrupted by Quint singing more sea shanties. This goes on for a long while, until the narrator just gives up and says "...and he's dead", and shows Quint's death scene. |
| 590 | ** While the narrator says that it inspired other great horror movies like ''Film/{{Alien}}'', he also adds that it inspired "every sci-fi movie that combines sharks with [[Film/{{Sharknado}} tornadoes]], [[Film/{{Sharktopus}} an octopus]], or Tara Reid." |
| 591 | ** "So before you see [[Film/TheBFG the Spielberg film about a big friendly giant]], revisit the film about a big f[[CensoredForComedy *]]cking shark..." |
| 592 | ** The narrator tries to find AnAesop about the film's making: |
| 593 | --->'''Narrator:''' [The film] proves that you don't need fancy CGI to make a great blockbuster, just [[Creator/StevenSpielberg one of the best living directors]], a perfect cast, and [[Music/JohnWilliams one of the most iconic scores of all time]]. ''[{{beat}}]'' That, uh... actually sounds pretty hard. Now I get why they sick with CGI. |
| 594 | ** Starring: Series/{{SeaQuest|DSV}} (Brody), [[TheSeventies '70s]] Creator/PaulGiamatti (Hooper), [[Literature/MobyDick Captain]] [[TheAlcoholic AA]][[Literature/MobyDick hab]] (Quint), When You Fish Upon A Star (a shooting star seen in a scene), The Ride/UniversalStudios Tour (the shark), This Guy (the guy who says "A what?" when Hooper says "Tiger shark"), The Part That Made You Poop Your Pants (the PeekABooCorpse found by Hooper), Legs, More Legs, and Seriously, What's With This Movie And Legs? (the many shots of legs through the movie). |
| 595 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 596 | --->'''Narrator:''' You know the book this was based on was set on the Jersey Shore, right? That would have been a ''way'' different movie.\ |
| 597 | ''[shows a typical scene from ''Series/JerseyShore'']''\ |
| 598 | '''Narrator:''' Get'em shark, get'em! |
| 599 | [[/folder]] |
| 600 | |
| 601 | [[folder:''Big Hero 6'']] |
| 602 | * ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6'' (aka ''WesternAnimation/{{The Incredi|bles1}}-[[KidHero Tweens]]''): |
| 603 | ** The narrator starts the trailer calling it the movie that "made you laugh, cry, won an [[MediaNotes/AcademyAward Oscar]], and best of all: isn't ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}''." |
| 604 | ** Pointing out that the movie might as well being a Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse movie: |
| 605 | --->'''Narrator:''' Prepare for a movie based on a Creator/{{Marvel|Comics}} comic you had no idea existed, that Disney removed all the Marvel branding from, and didn't tie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, despite the fact that it has [[ComicBook/TheAvengers a team of quippy heroes]] going up against [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld a forgettable villain]] [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 with a vague plan]] in [[Film/TheAvengers2012 a final battle with a sky-based doomsday device]] [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron made by disposable robots]], and [[TheStinger an after-credits scene]] with Creator/StanLee. I mean, ''come on'', this is the [[BuffySpeak Marvel-iest non-Marvel movie]] ever! |
| 606 | ** The narrator's description of Baymax: |
| 607 | --->'''Narrator:''' Meet Baymax, an adorable combination of [=WebMD=] and a marshmallow. He's the inflatable robo-nurse everyone wants to cuddle with, until you realize that he's voiced by the depressed middle-aged comedy writer from ''Series/ThirtyRock''. ''Ew''.\ |
| 608 | ''[later on]''\ |
| 609 | '''Narrator:''' Baymax is bae! |
| 610 | ** The narrator says that the protagonists, college kids, "create billion-dollar inventions and get rewarded with... dinner. [[TakeThat Just like the NCAA]]." |
| 611 | ** Starring: Obamacare (Baymax), ♫ [[Music/LionelRichie Hiro? Is It Me You're Looking For?]] ♫ (Hiro), A T.J. Miller Type (Fred), Human Segway ([=GoGo=] Tomago), {{Dreadlock|Warrior}} ComicBook/{{Psylocke}} (Wasabi), [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles April O'Nerd]] (Honey Lemon), and ''Spooooky'' Franchise/{{LEGO}}s (the microbots). |
| 612 | [[/folder]] |
| 613 | |
| 614 | [[folder:''Ghostbusters II'']] |
| 615 | * ''Film/GhostbustersII'' (aka ''[[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIITheSecretOfTheOoze Ghostbusters II: The Secret of the Ooze]]''): |
| 616 | ** "Before you see [[Film/Ghostbusters2016 the reboot]] that the internet thinks will be an unfunny attempt to cash in on your nostalgia from the original ''Ghostbusters'', revisit the unfunny attempt at a sequel that ''kinda'' already took care of that." |
| 617 | ** The narrator is not happy with the SequelReset that had the people of New York [[WeirdnessCensor convincing themselves into believing the events of the first movie were all a hoax]]. |
| 618 | --->'''Narrator:''' It's been five years since the Ghostbusters saved New York from a ghostpocalypse. Now everybody believes they're frauds for some reason.\ |
| 619 | '''Kid:''' My dad says you guys are full of crap.\ |
| 620 | '''Narrator:''' Did your dad not live in New York five years ago?\ |
| 621 | '''Jack Hardemeyer:''' ...two-bit frauds and publicity hounds like you and your friends!\ |
| 622 | '''Narrator:''' Seriously; did everybody just forget that the city was invaded by ''actual'' ghosts?\ |
| 623 | '''Judge:''' So I don't wanna hear a lot of malarkey about goblins, spooks, and demons.\ |
| 624 | '''Narrator:''' ''Malarkey? What about the hundred foot tall marshmallow man who destroyed part of the city?'' Remember: Gozer? Zuul? Huge earthquakes that swallowed the city blocks? Dogs and cats living together? |
| 625 | ** After giving a side by side comparison to the first movie, pointing out how the plot is [[SamePlotSequel identical to the first film]]. |
| 626 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[annoyed]'' ''It's exactly the same as the first movie! But bad!'' |
| 627 | ** The narrator thinks that Vigo the Carpathian should've taken a second calling: |
| 628 | --->'''Narrator:''' Introducing Vigo the Carpathian, an evil painting who really should have stuck to writing metal lyrics.\ |
| 629 | '''Vigo the Carpathian:''' ''[with a heavy metal riff dubbed over in the background]'' On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood.\ |
| 630 | '''Narrator:''' Hell yeah! That painting is awesome! Right? ''[{{beat}}, then sighs]'' Argh, this movie sucks... |
| 631 | ** The narrator chalks up still feeling nice to see the main characters onscreen together despite not liking their sequel to that "every generation has their ''[[Film/TheHangover Hangover II]]''." |
| 632 | ** After bringing up again the people who criticized [[Film/Ghostbusters2016 the new Ghostbusters movie]] online [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch before it even came out]], the narrator lists all the things that already put a damper on the franchise besides ''Ghostbusters II'': |
| 633 | --->'''Narrator:''' Unless you think that the franchise was already ruined by [[VideoGame/Ghostbusters1984 the terrible video game]], or that ''other'' [[VideoGame/Ghostbusters1990 terrible video game]], or ''WesternAnimation/ExtremeGhostbusters'', or this embarrassing cameo in the ''Film/{{Casper}}'' movie:\ |
| 634 | '''Ray Stantz:''' WhoYouGonnaCall Someone else.\ |
| 635 | '''Narrator:''' ...or the fact that Creator/BillMurray doesn't want to do another ''Ghostbusters'', or that Creator/RickMoranis gave up acting, or that Creator/HaroldRamis passed away, or that Creator/DanAykroyd is losing his mind.\ |
| 636 | '''Creator/DanAykroyd:''' I don't think we will ever have a formal relationship, a formal contact, with any alien species out there, especially after 9/11.\ |
| 637 | '''Narrator:''' But hey! Creator/ErnieHudson is available for whatever you got! Sequels, reboots, children's birthday parties. ''Ghostbusters III: Ernie's Gotta Eat''. |
| 638 | ** Starring: [[Film/TheBluesBrothers Elwood Boos]] (Ray Stantz), Creator/{{Harold Ra|mis}}[[TearJerker missed]] (Egon Spengler), Music/{{Ringo|Starr}} (Winston Zeddemore), A Very [[Creator/BillMurray Murray]] Sequel (Peter Venkman), [[Film/{{Alien}} Ripley and Newt]] (Dana and Oscar), [[Film/HoneyIShrunkTheKids Honey, I Busted the Ghost]] (Louis Tully), The Only Guy Having Fun In This Movie (Janosz Poha), The Photobooth Pinch Filter (Vigo the Carpathian being distorted by the positive slime), Claudio Miranda (Vigo the Carpathian), The Stuff They Make Chicken [=McNuggets=] Out Of (the slime), and The Comment Section of the New ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|2016}}'' Trailer ([[TakeThat Ray Stantz yelling at the negative slime]]). |
| 639 | ** In TheStinger, the narrator muses that even [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 the original movie]] might have also ruined something...cue clips of the obscure and cheesy 1975 low-budget TV show ''The Ghost Busters'', which later spawned its own animated sequel, ''WesternAnimation/FilmationsGhostbusters''. |
| 640 | --->'''Narrator:''' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yep, that was a thing]].[[note]]''The Ghost Busters'' bears no direct relation to ''Ghostbusters'', although Columbia did have to negotiate with [[Creator/{{Filmation}} its creators]] to keep the title.[[/note]] |
| 641 | [[/folder]] |
| 642 | |
| 643 | [[folder:''Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice'']] |
| 644 | * ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'' (aka ''[[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse Fans]] v Batman v Superman v [[HePannedItNowHeSucks Critics]] v [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Other Fans]] v [[ExecutiveMeddling Executives]] v Creator/ZackSnyder v Expectations: Can't Do Them All Justice''):[[note]]In the ultimate cut, ''Film/ThreeHundred Minutes'' as well[[/note]] |
| 645 | ** "From Creator/ZackSnyder and his accurately named production company (Cruel and Unusual Films), comes the blockbuster that united the world's two biggest superheroes...and divided everyone else." |
| 646 | ** The narrator considers that the movie was "a cool new Batman movie trapped inside a boring, convulted Superman sequel trapped inside...whatever cartoon Lex Luthor is from." |
| 647 | ** At one point the narrator gets so fed up with Superman being so brooding rather than attempting to defend himself from the media circus that he starts yelling at him things he could do to stop people from hating him, finishing off with "do some carpool karaoke and sing that Five for Fighting song!" ("Superman"). |
| 648 | --->'''Narrator:''' ♫ I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane... ♫ |
| 649 | ** Like in ''Film/ManOfSteel'', the narrator is still not impressed with Superman, but is still pleased that [[EvenTheGuysWantHim he's still such a beefcake]]. |
| 650 | --->'''Narrator:''' Those abs are so good, ''[pans to a pair of fried eggs that Superman is cooking, that look quite fake]'' you won't even notice how fake those eggs are. |
| 651 | ** The narrator's way of complimenting Wonder Woman: |
| 652 | --->'''Narrator:''' ...also, everything Wonder Woman did was really cool. Sorry if that seems kind of tacked-on and out-of-place. But y'know, so was she. |
| 653 | ** The narrator starts recounting Lex Luthor's EvilPlan, but soon realizes that it's too long and complicated, so he asks if there can be [[https://honest-trailers.fandom.com/wiki/Honest_Trailer_-_Batman_v._Superman:_Dawn_of_Justice#Lex.27s_Plan a list]] recounting its steps. There are no less than ''twenty six'' steps to Lex's plan, some even had ''sub-sections''. |
| 654 | --->[[AC:16. Pee in a jar]]? Man, this is complicated. |
| 655 | ** After reading through Lex Luthor's year-long plan to kill Superman, the narrator cries out in frustration over how Luthor threw everything but the kitchen sink into his scheme. [[GilliganCut Cut to Batman braining Superman]] [[KitchenSinkIncluded with a bathroom sink]]. |
| 656 | --->'''Narrator:''' ...''aaand'' there's the sink. |
| 657 | ** Among all the things the movie set out to do? [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative "Pander to jar-of-pee enthusiasts"]]. |
| 658 | ** The Starring list: |
| 659 | *** In the original cut: [[Creator/BenAffleck Batfleck]] [[Film/BatmanForever Forever]] (Batman), [[Literature/LastSonOfKrypton Last Son of Crapped On]] (Superman), Film/LadyInTheWater (Lois Lane in a bathtub), [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E2LisasRival Jeremy's Iron]] (Alfred), [[Series/BreakingBad Hector Salamanca]] (Wallace Keefe), Franchise/{{Teenage Mutant|NinjaTurtles}} Abomination ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]]'' Cave Troll (Doomsday), Creator/MaxLandis (Lex Luthor), Worst. ProductPlacement. Ever. (Luthor pushing a Jolly Rancher onto a senator's mouth), What the Hell Is Even Happening Here? I Had to Ask, Like, 10 Hardcore DC Fans and Even Some of Them Didn't Know (The Flash's appearance to Bruce Wayne), [[Series/XenaWarriorPrincess Xena: Warrior]] [[TheCameo Cameo]] (Wonder Woman), A Democratic Senator From Kentucky? Pffft! Sure, Why Not (Senator June Finch), [[Film/{{Watchmen}} Tonight, A Comedian Died In Gotham]] (Thomas Wayne), Martha Wayne, and Martha Kent-- Oh! Now I Get It! Nope, Still Dumb. |
| 660 | *** In regards to the Lex Luther joke: [[SelfDeprecation Guess who was a writer for the trailer?]] |
| 661 | *** The Ultimate Edition on Screen Junkies Plus adds some alternatives: [[Film/GodzillaVsMechagodzilla Mechabatzilla]], [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]], [[Literature/AmericanPsycho Patrick Batman]] (Batman); Super Meh, Kal Oh Well, Illegal Immigrant (Superman); Foxy News, [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Mary Jane]], Amy Adds Nothing (Lois Lane); Irons Man (Alfred); Black Shrek, Grey Hulk, Newborn Mutant Murder Turtle ([[WaxingLyrical to the TMNT theme, of course]]), [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 It's True, Doomsday Has No Dick]] (Doomsday); A Wet Mop (Lex Luthor); and Homeless Flash (The Flash). |
| 662 | ** In TheStinger, in a BlackComedy sort of way: |
| 663 | --->'''Clark Kent:''' How come Dad never left Kansas?\ |
| 664 | '''Narrator:''' You let him die in a tornado, remember? |
| 665 | [[/folder]] |
| 666 | |
| 667 | [[folder:''The Bourne Trilogy'']] |
| 668 | * ''[[Film/TheBourneSeries The Bourne Trilogy]]'' (aka ''[[WesternAnimation/FindingDory Finding Bourney]]''): |
| 669 | ** "[[{{Pun}} Before you get]] [[Film/JasonBourne Bourne again]], revisit the trilogy that made the world realize that ''the kid from Film/GoodWillHunting kicks some serious ass!''" |
| 670 | --->'''David:'''[[note]]Creator/PaulRudd's character in ''Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin''[[/note]] Y'know, I always thought that Creator/MattDamon was like a [[Creator/BarbraStreisand Streisand]], but he's rocking the sh[[CensoredForComedy *]]t in this one! |
| 671 | ** The narrator praises the action scenes and the spy technology featured for feeling realistic, but says that "[[JitterCam its signature camera work]] feels like someone strapped a [=GoPro=] to a meth head." |
| 672 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[as a fight scene is shown, [[SoundtrackDissonance set to merry-go-round music]]]'' ''Man'' that is shaky. This is really hard to follow, guys! I... I get kinda dizzy!... Argh, why did I think it was a good idea to sit in the front row?! Oh I think I'm gonna be sick. ''[gags]'' |
| 673 | ** The narrator calling Bourne "the spy who made [[TurnOfTheMillennium that era's]] Film/JamesBond [[TakeThat look like a joke]]," (while showing Creator/PierceBrosnan in ''Film/DieAnotherDay''), "with the skills of Creator/LiamNeeson in ''Film/{{Taken}}'', but the brain of Dory in ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''," as he shows scenes of Bourne talking about his amnesia. |
| 674 | ** The narrator then lists the useful stuff he does ''still'' remember: |
| 675 | --->'''Narrator:''' Like: how to weaponize an entire Staples catalog; ''[shows Bourne beating people with a ballpoint pen, a rolled-up magazine, and a book]'' super bribing ''[shows Bourne bribing various people]'' a bunch of other skills that don't seem very relevant;\ |
| 676 | '''Jason Bourne:''' I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs 215 pounds. Now why would I know that?\ |
| 677 | '''Narrator:''' And his signature move: the old "come alone," ''[shows a brief montage of Bourne saying "come alone" and derivatives]'' "slip away." ''[shows a brief montage of Bourne slipping away from authorities]'' |
| 678 | ** The narrator {{lampshade|Hanging}}s the InNameOnly nature of the films in comparison to the books they're based on as a good thing, saying that they "couldn't be more different that those [[AirportNovel long boring books on sale at the airport]]." |
| 679 | ** The narrator's summary of the three films: |
| 680 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''Film/TheBourneIdentity'', where Bourne tries to figure out who he is, has a cool car chase, and runs from a control room full of people on computers, only to discover that the crooked government guy chasing him was just a puppet for someone else; ''Film/TheBourneSupremacy'', where Bourne tries to figure out why he is who he is, has a cool car chase, and runs from a control room full of people on computers, only to discover that the crooked government guy chasing him was just a puppet for someone else; and ''Film/TheBourneUltimatum'', [[RecycledScript where Bourne tries to figure out who made him who he is, has a cool car chase, and runs from a control room full of people on computers, only to discover that the crooked government guy chasing him]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis was just a puppet. For someone. Else.]] Hey if it ain't broke don't fix it. |
| 681 | ** Starring: Jason Bahn (Jason Bourne), Film/GrumpyOldMen (the many middle-aged men that serve as antagonists), [[TheCameo Cameos]] ([[Creator/CliveOwen The Professor]] and [[Creator/KarlUrban Kiril]]), Creator/{{Tommy Lee|Jones}} Creator/{{Joan|Allen}}s (Pamela Landy), [[Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou 10 Things I Hate About Spies]] (Nicky Parsons), Gun Control, Tactical Monacle-ing, Old-Ass Computer Monitors, Looking Worried While Walking Through A Train Station (shows scenes of Bourne doing that), People Saying ‘Asset’ (shows several scenes of people saying "Asset") and Like, A Million Turtlenecks. |
| 682 | ** In TheStinger, after it's revealed that Jason Bourne is actually a man named David Webb from Missouri: |
| 683 | --->'''Narrator:''' So he's just some dude from Missouri named David; that's it? International superspy Jason Bourne sounds ''way'' cooler, bro. |
| 684 | ** In The Stinger's ''Stinger'' (as in, after all the "comments read by the narrator" part, and five seconds before the video ends), the narrator realizes that they forgot something: |
| 685 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''Oh'' that's right, we forgot that Creator/JeremyRenner [[Film/TheBourneLegacy Bourne movie]] existed! Admit it, you did too. |
| 686 | [[/folder]] |
| 687 | |
| 688 | [[folder:''Watchmen'']] |
| 689 | * ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' (aka ''[[Film/DrStrangelove Dr. Manhattan or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dong]]''): |
| 690 | ** The narrator notes Creator/AlanMoore's famously negative views on his works' movie adaptations, including this one, alongside other kind of views: |
| 691 | --->'''Narrator:''' ...a film that ''Watchmen'' creator Alan Moore described as, "regurgitated worms." Then again, the guy worships a snake, so take it with a grain of salt.\ |
| 692 | '''Alan Moore:''' ''[archive audio recording]'' When it comes to my spiritual beliefs, perhaps that's why I worship a second century human-headed snake god called Glycon... |
| 693 | ** The narrator says that the movie is "full of so many story threads, it feels like marathoning an entire season of ''Series/{{Lost}}''. At the same time." |
| 694 | ** The narrator's description of the protagonists, especially one in particular: |
| 695 | --->'''Narrator:''' Like The Comedian, who's ComicBook/CaptainAmerica, if he were a dick; Rorschach, who's ComicBook/{{Batman}}, if he were a dick; and Doctor Manhattan, who's ComicBook/{{Superman}}, if he were a dick... who always had his dick hanging out. Seriously, always. ''So'' many dicks. There's only three dick shots in the entire comic and the animator had to spend hours getting the dick swing just right. I'd move on but, it's really hard to focus on anything when there's a big blue dick on the screen. |
| 696 | ** As the movie's faults, the narrator singles out "on-the-nose dialogue, bad old person make-up, and the presence of Creator/MalinAkerman." Then the narrator tries his best to not sound harsh towards her, while also making clear that they didn't like her acting. |
| 697 | --->'''Narrator:''' We don't normally like to call out actors, and she seems like a really nice person at all, but this is just... ''ugh''. She makes Matthew Goode [[DamnedByFaintPraise look... OK]]. |
| 698 | ** The trailer points out several things that Creator/ZackSnyder later carried over into his next movies in the Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse, such as huge amounts of rain, sex, Jesus allegories, graphic violence, apocalyptic dream sequences and a scene where two characters who don't like each other discover that they have the same name (comparing it to the infamous "Martha" scene in ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice''). |
| 699 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''Ugh'', so that's where he got it from. |
| 700 | ** Starring: WesternAnimation/{{Harvey Birdman|AttorneyAtLaw}} (Nite Owl), Homeless Man Man (Rorschach), [[ShapedLikeItself Silk Spectre (Silk Spectre)]], ComicBook/TheKillingJoke (The Comedian), [[Series/MaxHeadroom Max Headwound]] ([[ActorAllusion Moloch]] getting shot in the head), Zack Snyder Making Zack Snyder References (shows Easter Eggs related to ''Film/ThreeHundred''), {{Foreshadowing}} (shows [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice a poster of Batman, a Time cover about superheroes uniting, and a newspaper headline that includes the word "Doomsday"]]), Elon Musk (Ozymandias), and [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2 Don't You Know? I'm Electro]] (Doctor Manhattan). |
| 701 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 702 | --->'''Narrator:''' I'll bet Doctor Manhattan would have won [[UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar Vietnam]] even sooner if he'd taken that thong off! Talk about intimidation! ''BAAALLS''. |
| 703 | [[/folder]] |
| 704 | |
| 705 | [[folder:The Emmys]] |
| 706 | * After ''Honest Trailers'' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome got nominated for an Emmy Award in the category of Outstanding Short Form Variety Series]], they decided to celebrate in the one way they know: |
| 707 | -->'''Narrator:''' InAWorld where every network spends millions to get the attention of Emmy voters, the only way we know how to build hype for our own Emmy nomination was to make fun of the TV shows the voters work on. ''Wait wait wait'', go back: ''We got nominated for an Emmy?'' Like an ''Emmy'' Emmy? ''That's awesome!'' Wait, then why are we making fun of the other shows? This is a terrible idea you guys! |
| 708 | ** ''Series/TheAmericans'' (aka ''[[Film/RiskyBusiness Ruskie Business]]''): |
| 709 | --->'''Narrator:''' Get ready for an action-packed thrill ride about two Russian spies who take down America by [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Any. Wigs. Necessary.]], in this winning combination of great acting, historical drama, and Series/{{Felicity}}'s [[{{Fanservice}} butt]]. |
| 710 | ** ''Series/BetterCallSaul'' (aka ''Better Not Call Him Saul, Because We're Two Seasons In and His Name is Still Jimmy''): |
| 711 | --->'''Narrator:''' You loved watching [[Series/BreakingBad the rise and fall of Walter White's meth empire]]. Now, strap in for the {{prequel}} about [[HighConcept the time his lawyer brought a]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext class action lawsuit against an assisted living facility]]. It's... ''way'' better than it sounds. |
| 712 | ** ''Series/GameOfThrones'' (aka ''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Downers & Dragons]]''): |
| 713 | --->'''Narrator:''' The epic fantasy returns for a season that outdid even its own high standards, with massive casts, epic setpieces, and some of the good guys actually... ''winning for once?'' Oh man, next season is going to be ''brutal''. |
| 714 | ** ''Series/{{Homeland}}'' (aka ''[[Series/MySoCalledLife Spy So-Called Life]]''): |
| 715 | --->'''Narrator:''' Prepare for another intense season of political intrigue in this smarter version of ''Series/TwentyFour'', where one woman will do whatever it takes to-- ''oh great'', she's off her meds ''again''. Look, I love Creator/ClaireDanes, and I know that she can cry on demand and all, but it doesn't mean you have to do it in ''every'' season. Let Mandy Patinkin have a breakdown! He went to Juilliard! |
| 716 | ** ''Series/DowntonAbbey'' (aka ''Fancy Hats''): |
| 717 | --->'''Narrator:''' The beautifully crafted ''Series/UpstairsDownstairs'' drama returns, for even more British people...\ |
| 718 | '''?:''' Would you stay and have some tea?\ |
| 719 | '''Narrator:''' ...''being''...\ |
| 720 | '''?:''' Would you stay for luncheon?\ |
| 721 | '''Narrator:''' ...''British''.\ |
| 722 | '''?:''' ...invited to dinner tomorrow night.\ |
| 723 | '''Narrator:''' I really don't know what happened this season; I kind of checked out after Cousin Matthew died. |
| 724 | ** ''Series/MrRobot'' (aka ''[[Film/FightClub Byte Club]]''): |
| 725 | --->'''Narrator:''' Check in into the mind-bending cyber drama that's the most realistic depiction of hacking on television, although the bar for that has been set pretty low. ''[shows scenes from ''Series/{{Chuck}}'', ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' and ''Series/{{Castle|2009}}'' displaying HollywoodHacking]'' |
| 726 | ** ''Series/{{House of Cards|US}}'' (aka ''[[Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet The Wolf of D.C.]]''): |
| 727 | --->'''Narrator:''' Creator/{{Netflix}} changed the game, and they're still going strong, with the prestige drama that mixes ''Series/TheWestWing'' with ''Film/Deadpool2016'', in this twisted nightmare version of UsefulNotes/{{American politic|alSystem}}s... that [[TakeThat keeps]] getting [[PoesLaw one upped by reality]].\ |
| 728 | '''UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump:''' Actually, I was only kidding, you can get the baby outta here. |
| 729 | ** ''Series/{{Veep}}'' (aka ''I'm Not With Her''): |
| 730 | --->'''Narrator:''' Get ready for the reigning champion of political satire, in the prestige comedy that mixes ''Series/TheWestWing'' with ''Series/{{The Office|US}}'', in this twisted nightmare version of American politics... that ''[[TakeThat also]]'' keeps getting [[PoesLaw one upped by reality]].\ |
| 731 | '''UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump:''' ''[mockingly]'' Aaargh! I don't know what I said! Aaargh! I don't remember! |
| 732 | ** ''Series/{{Transparent}}'' (aka ''[[Music/SmashMouth Hey Now, I'm A Woman Now]]''): |
| 733 | --->'''Narrator:''' Streaming live on Creator/{{Amazon|Studios}}... once you figure out how to actually log in and find it, comes the messy family dramedy that proves that you can be gay, trans, or straight, and still be a dick. |
| 734 | ** ''Series/SiliconValley'' (aka ''[[Series/{{Entourage}} .comtourage]]''): |
| 735 | --->'''Narrator:''' Creator/MikeJudge brings his satirical genius to the world of internet startups, where the egotistical antisocial billionaires get taken down a peg... by a team of egotistical antisocial ''wannabe'' billionaires. |
| 736 | ** ''Series/UnbreakableKimmySchmidt'' (aka ''[[MoodWhiplash Wacky]] Literature/{{Room}}''): |
| 737 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[in a serious tone, while showing scenes in black and white]'' She was kidnapped by a sexually abusive cult leader. She was trapped in a bunker for years. Now she's out, and she's looking for... ''[switches to lighthearted tone and scenes in color]'' A job and a boyfriend! |
| 738 | ** ''Series/ModernFamily'' (aka ''Not As Modern As Series/{{Transparent}}'s Family''): |
| 739 | --->'''Narrator:''' Cool up for America's favorite comfort show, that after seven seasons, still hasn't told us who's filming them. Seriously, who are they talking to? |
| 740 | ** ''Series/MasterOfNone'' (aka ''[[Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond Everybody Loves Aziz]]''): |
| 741 | --->'''Narrator:''' Enjoy the latest and greatest New York City show about nothing, in the rom-com everyone loves about the problems only Creator/AzizAnsari has.\ |
| 742 | '''Aziz Ansari:''' This is supposed to be the best taco! What am I supposed to do now? Go to the second-best taco like some kind of a**hole? |
| 743 | ** ''Series/BlackIsh'' (aka ''Black Series/FamilyMatters''): |
| 744 | --->'''Narrator:''' From the creator of ''Series/AmericasNextTopModel''(?), comes the hilarious sitcom in the tradition of ''Series/TheCosbyShow'', ''Series/GoodTimes'', and ''[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Fresh Prince]]'', that gives a fresh, funny take on '''''the same old racist bullshit that Series/TheJeffersons had to deal with!''' [shows that both ''The Jeffersons'', made in the late-'70s–early'80s, and ''Black-ish'' had episodes that dealt with racial riots] Come on society!'' |
| 745 | ** ''Series/ThePeopleVOJSimpson'' (aka ''The People v. O.J. Simpson v. Series/{{Fargo}}''):[[note]]"Seriously, that's a really tough category."[[/note]] |
| 746 | --->'''Narrator:''' You already lived through the endless news coverage, the unlikable cast of characters, and the shocking twist ending. ''[[[BaitAndSwitch while showing scenes of the]] ''[[PoesLaw actual]]'' O.J. Simpson trial]'' Now, O.J. is back on television, and... it's ''amazing?'' Wow, I did ''not'' see that coming! |
| 747 | [[/folder]] |
| 748 | |
| 749 | [[folder:''Gladiator'']] |
| 750 | * ''Film/{{Gladiator}}'' (aka ''[[Film/MadMaxFuryRoad Mad Maximus: Fury Rome]]'') |
| 751 | [[/folder]] |
| 752 | |
| 753 | [[folder:''The Jungle Book'' (2016)]] |
| 754 | * ''Film/TheJungleBook2016'' (aka ''Jungle Book Too: The Wrath of Shere Khan'') |
| 755 | [[/folder]] |
| 756 | |
| 757 | [[folder:''Batman: The Killing Joke'']] |
| 758 | * ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheKillingJoke'' (aka ''Batgirl: Sex and The Gotham City (followed by The Killing Joke'') |
| 759 | [[/folder]] |
| 760 | |
| 761 | [[folder:''The Blair Witch Project'' (1999)]] |
| 762 | * ''Film/TheBlairWitchProject'' (aka ''[[Film/ParanormalActivity Blairanormal Activity]]'') |
| 763 | [[/folder]] |
| 764 | |
| 765 | [[folder:''Captain America: Civil War'']] |
| 766 | * ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar'' (aka ''[[ColonCancer Captain America 3: Avengers 2.5:]] [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy Boy, That Escalated Quickly]]''): |
| 767 | ** The narrator's way of pointing out that "hero vs. hero" isn't ''that'' new to the MCU. |
| 768 | --->'''Narrator:''' You've seen them fight as hero vs. hero, ''[shows the fight between Captain America and Thor in ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'']'', you've seen them fight as friend vs. friend. ''[shows the fight between Hulk and the Hulkbuster in ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron'']'' Now, the greatest threat to the Avengers is... it's gonna be themselves again, isn't it? ''[shows the airport battle]'' Yeah, that's what happens when your villains kinda suck. |
| 769 | ** The narrator's way of pointing out the [[ATragedyOfImpulsiveness tragedy of impulsiveness]] that forms the bane of the plot. |
| 770 | --->'''Narrator:''' Loosely based on [[ComicBook/CivilWar2006 the comic book crossover event]], comes the epic struggle that has your heroes asking: Is it better to be dickishly stubborn?\ |
| 771 | '''Steve Rogers:''' If I see a situation going south, I can't ignore it.\ |
| 772 | '''Narrator:''' ...or stubbornly dickish?\ |
| 773 | '''Tony Stark:''' Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth. |
| 774 | ** "...a film that settles a moral and political debate the only way superheroes know how: By beating the crap out of each other. ''[Captain America gets hit with a repulsor blast from Iron Man]'' Take that, regulatory oversight!" |
| 775 | ** The narrator points out how the government seems a little ungrateful towards the Avengers and their service to the world, except for ''that one'' time. |
| 776 | --->'''Narrator:''' The government wants to reign in the Avengers, for when they recklessly [[Film/TheAvengers2012 saved the entire world from aliens,]] that other time when they [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier saved the entire world from a secret Nazi death cult,]] and again [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron saved the entire world from the army of murder robots they created.]] OK, that one was on them.\ |
| 777 | '''Tony Stark:''' Ultron. My fault. |
| 778 | ** The narrator pointing out that the civil war that the title implied... wasn't ''that'' much of a war. |
| 779 | --->'''Narrator:''' Captain America must get in line, or face the prospect of an all-out civil war... or at least one group sparring session, one real fight, and a nice letter reminding us that everything is still hunky-dory. What? You thought there would be lasting stakes? [[StatusQuoIsGod Come on, this is Marvel we're talking about.]] |
| 780 | ** The narrator calls the Spider-Man that debuted in this film the best version of the character... by virtue of coming with "a pre-murdered Uncle Ben." |
| 781 | --->'''Narrator:''' If Tony gives the "[[ComesGreatResponsibility great power, great responsibility]]" speech, I'm ''so'' outta here. |
| 782 | ** When the narrator goes on to recount Zemo's EvilPlan, he soon realizes that it's too long and complicated, and just like he did in ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'', he asks if there can be [[https://honest-trailers.fandom.com/wiki/Honest_Trailer_-_Captain_America:_Civil_War#Zemo.27s_Plan a list]] recounting its steps. Sure enough, the list rolls on, complete with the same music that accompanied the one of ''Batman v Superman''. This one has ''twenty four'' steps. |
| 783 | --->'''Narrator:''' Uh-huh. Yeah. Wreck his car? Really? Steal a book? Okay... Not sure he drowned in that sink, though... OK, that makes sense. There's ''no'' way he knew those guys are gonna show up. Wait, call the maid from Russia? Ah, the old "captured on purpose" ploy! Somebody's been reading Loki's plan!... Augh, this is dumber than Luthor's! Ahhh, can we just play the airport scene again? ''[shows the scene in which Ant-Man turns into Giant-Man and captures War Machine]'' Ah, that is so cool! He was like the size of an ant and now he's a giant! |
| 784 | ** At one point the narrator gets suspiciously interested in Captain America's love life. |
| 785 | --->'''Narrator:''' 90 years old and this guy is still a virgin?! Someone please have sex with Captain America already! Hell, you know what, I'll do it! I'll bend over right now! |
| 786 | ** The narrator pointing out that the film has more similarities with the divisive ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'' than just two heroes fighting against each other: |
| 787 | --->'''Narrator:''' So go enjoy the hero vs. hero movie that everyone loved, instead of the hero vs. hero movie that ''most'' everyone hated, even through they are a lot more similar than anyone would like to admit; featuring: A non-superpowered villain, tricking a symbol of America, into fighting a billonaire playboy, using an incoherent plan that includes blowing up a meeting of government officials, and using the heroes' moms to manipulate them, that ends with an ominous warning from a prison cell, and sets up a universe's worth of spinoffs along the way. [[OhCrap Uh oh.]] ''[whispers]'' ''Cue the airport scene again!'' ''[shows the airport scene again]'' Ahhh, ''that's better''. |
| 788 | ** Starring: Barnes & Noble (Bucky and Captain America), [[Creator/RobertDowneyJr Robert Downey Jr. Jr.]] (the de-aged Tony Stark), [[TakeThat Meh]]-[[Series/GameOfThrones lissandre]] (Scarlet Witch), [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark A.W.E.S.O.M.-O]] (The Vision), [[Creator/JeremyRenner Jeremy Againner]] (Hawkeye), [[Series/{{Portlandia}} Put a Bird on It]] (The Falcon), Walky Rhode (James "Rhodey" Rhodes), WesternAnimation/{{The Spectacular|SpiderMan}} Creator/{{Sony}}-Man (Spider-Man), T'Hollaaaa (Black Panther), Womb Raider (Black Widow), Another Blue Marvel Villain (You Know - 'Cause He's Sad) (Helmut Zemo), [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy Brian Fantanta]] (Ant-Man), and [[TitleIn GIANT. LOCATION. HEADERS.]] (the location headers seen through the film, which take most of the screen) |
| 789 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''["VIENNA" appears on the screen]'' Vienna! ''["QUEENS" appears on the screen]'' Queens! ''["1991" appears on the screen]'' 1991! ''["CLEVELAND" appears on the screen]'' Cleve-- wait, [[TakeThat there's no reason to get]] ''[[TakeThat that]]'' [[TakeThat exited about Cleveland.]] |
| 790 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 791 | --->'''Narrator:''' So how ''did'' Tony know that Peter Parker was Spider-Man? Did he just break in every teenage boy's bedroom in New York until he got lucky? Oh wait, hang on, [[ThatCameOutWrong that sounded really bad.]] |
| 792 | [[/folder]] |
| 793 | |
| 794 | [[folder:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows'']] |
| 795 | * ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesOutOfTheShadows'' (aka ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Please Go Back In The Shadows'') |
| 796 | [[/folder]] |
| 797 | |
| 798 | [[folder:''Warcraft'']] |
| 799 | * ''Film/WarCraft2016'' (aka ''[[Film/DawnOfThePlanetOfTheApes Dawn of the Planet of the Orcs]]'') |
| 800 | [[/folder]] |
| 801 | |
| 802 | [[folder:''The Flash'' (2014)]] |
| 803 | * ''Series/TheFlash2014'' (aka ''[[Series/DawsonsCreek Dawson's Streak]]'') |
| 804 | ** This bit when talking about the shows of Creator/TheCW: |
| 805 | --->'''Narrator:''' From the network that brought you ''Series/GilmoreGirls'', ''Series/GossipGirl'' and ''Series/{{Girlfriends|2000}}'', and the executive producer of ''Series/DawsonsCreek'', comes the CW's attempt to finally score the boy demographic. |
| 806 | ** The Narrator starts to talk about how bringing in the Flash would be ridiculous, he gets into seeing how interesting it is. |
| 807 | --->'''Narrator:''' Am I a Flash Fan now? I am! ''[sees Flash fighting King Shark]'' Run faster, Barry! [[ARareSentence You run at that giant shark man!]] |
| 808 | ** The Narrator talks about how ever since Barry got his powers, he's (understandably) been constantly complaining about how he's not fast enough. |
| 809 | ** When bringing up some of the other Meta-Humans in the show, the Narrator says "Hot new Meta-Humans", and one of them [[VisualPun is Firestorm]]. |
| 810 | ** The Starring List: Air Guns (Barry running extremely fast from others), [[StockFootage Recycled Running]] (All clips of the Flash running with the same footage for different episodes, the last one ending with some unfitting music), Cisco's OralFixation (Every time Cisco puts something in his mouth and chews or slurps on it), [[VisualPun Power Puns]] (Barry saying "I've got to run" or any other quote that has to do with his speed), [[ProductPlacement Converse Sponsorship]], [[InelegantBlubbering Ugly Cries]] (ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin), Chores (Barry using his speed [[MundaneUtility to get any job done]]), Daddy Issues (Conflicts with Joe West), and Barry's Bobble-head (Barry shaking his head all the time). |
| 811 | [[/folder]] |
| 812 | |
| 813 | [[folder:''X-Men: Apocalypse'']] |
| 814 | * ''Film/XMenApocalypse'' (aka ''X-Men: [[Film/TerminatorGenisys Genisys]]''): |
| 815 | ** The beginning: |
| 816 | --->'''Narrator:''' From Creator/BryanSinger, the director who sucessfully lauched the ''Film/XMen1'', [[Film/XMenTheLastStand left when things got bad]], came back after Creator/MatthewVaughn [[Film/XMenFirstClass fixed it]], and [[Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast sort of tied it all together]]; comes the next installment in the franchise... [[TakeThat aaand it's bad again]]. |
| 817 | ** Starring: [[Series/{{Friends}} Ross and Rachel]] (Magneto and Professor Xavier), [[Film/TheHungerGames Slumber Games]] (Mystique laying on the ground), Blue on Blue Violence (Apocalypse choking Mystique), All {{Filler}}, No Music/{{Thriller}} (Nightcrawler), The Opera Singer From ''Film/TheFifthElement'' (Apocalypse), Kid Vid (Quicksilver), [[Series/GameOfThrones Sans A]] Storyline (Jean Grey), [[Film/Deadpool2016 Negasonic Teenage Dickhead]] (Cyclops), [[AdvertisedExtra Featured Extras]] (Angel, Storm, Psylocke, and (again) Nightcrawler), and It's Getting ComicBook/OldManLogan (Wolverine). |
| 818 | ** In TheStinger, there's an utterly, erm, [[{{Pun}} stinging]] TakeThat: |
| 819 | --->'''Jean Grey:''' ''[after exiting a cinema]'' Well, at least all we can agree the third one is always the worst.\ |
| 820 | ''[shows the posters of ''First Class'', ''Days of Future Past'', and ''Apocalypse'', obviously drawing attention to the fact that those form a trilogy and ''Apocalypse'' is the third one]''\ |
| 821 | '''Narrator:''' [[MemeticMutation Congratulations, you played yourself.]] |
| 822 | [[/folder]] |
| 823 | |
| 824 | [[folder:''Ghostbusters'' (2016)]] |
| 825 | * ''Film/Ghostbusters2016'' (aka ''Ghostbusters: Now [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Let's Never Speak of This Again]]''): |
| 826 | ** While it is undoubtedly a controversial decision, there's something funny about how Honest Trailers took a look at the controversy surrounding the movie, said "ThisIsGonnaSuck", and, for the first time, disabled the comment section for the video. |
| 827 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[sigh]'' Are we sure we want to do this one? Fine, we'll do it, but we're turning off the comments. You did this to yourself, Internet. |
| 828 | ** The narrator chronicling the movie's, uh, uneasy path: |
| 829 | --->'''Narrator:''' From [[Creator/ColumbiaPictures the studio]] that just [[Film/TheInterview got hacked by North Korea]], [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse lost creative control]] of [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming Spider-Man]], might lose Film/JamesBond, and couldn't even keep Creator/AdamSandler happy,[[note]]Referring to Sandler signing a multi-picture deal with Creator/{{Netflix}}[[/note]] comes this [[TemptingFate sure-fire hit to put them back on track!]]\ |
| 830 | ''[shows a ton of angry comments about the trailer]''\ |
| 831 | '''Narrator:''' Oh no...\ |
| 832 | '''Narrator:''' Experience a film that created a perfect storm of hatred, uniting people who legitimately [[TaintedByThePreview hated the trailers]], people who legitimately hate reboots of classic films, and people who legitimately like to [[InternetJerk yell hateful nonsense on the Internet]].\ |
| 833 | '''UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump:''' Now they're making ''Ghostbusters'' with only women! What's going on?!\ |
| 834 | '''Narrator:''' Wait, we're getting a ''Ghostbusters'' video ''and'' calling out Trump? I am ''so'' getting doxxed! |
| 835 | ** But all in all, however, how it ended up turning out? |
| 836 | --->'''Narrator:''' Get ready for the film that everyone in their blog rushed to judge before they even seen it, and prove to all the haters that-- um, it's bad. I-- I'm not gonna lie you guys, I mean, it's not as bad as they ''said'' that it was gonna be, but still, it... it's still pretty bad. |
| 837 | ** The narrator singles out the film's weaknesses: |
| 838 | --->'''Narrator:''' Look out boys, there's a brand new cast in town, and it's true: These Ghostbusters have no dick... or chemistry, as everyone in the ensemble plays the comic relief at the same time, featuring: The awkward comic relief ''[Gilbert]'', the random comic relief ''[Holtzmann]'', the down-to-earth comic relief ''[Patty Tolan]'', and the physical comic relief ''[Yates]''. Look, you can't all be the Venkman, someone has to be the Egon. Together, they'll unite against a villain so forgettable, they'll ditch him halfway through for Creator/ChrisHemsworth and the third act of ''Film/{{Pixels}}''. |
| 839 | ** After becoming angry about the film's BroadStrokes approach to the canon, the narrator desperately asks, "Why isn't this a sequel? Or just a straight reboot, or just don't call it "''Ghostbusters''" and make an original movie about shooting ghosts with laser beams!!!" Then a screenshot of the comment section of the ''Ghostbusters'' trailer shows up, revealing that what he said became a comment signed by "''Angry'' Voice Guy", to which Epic Voice Guy exclaims, "Oh no, I've become one of them!" |
| 840 | ** So, the final verdict after all this? |
| 841 | --->'''Narrator:''' So catch this fine but forgettable comedy some people treated like the coming of the Apocalypse, that after a summer [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 full of duds]] like the ''Film/JasonBourne'' [[ItsTheSameNowItSucks rehash]], the ''Film/IndependenceDay'' [[Film/IndependenceDayResurgence sequel]], and [[Film/TheLegendOfTarzan a Tarzan reboot]], proves once and for all that girls can make [[SoOkayItsAverage middle-of-the-road]], [[ExecutiveMeddling studio-mandated]] [[CashCowFranchise franchise bait]] [[StealthInsult just as well as the boys]]. |
| 842 | ** Starring: [[Creator/KristenWiig Kristen's Wig]] (Dr. Erin Gilbert), [[Creator/MelissaMcCarthy Melissa]] [[VomitIndiscretionShot McBarfy]] (Dr. Abigail Yates), 2 Step Verification, You Guys[[labelnote:Explanation]]A reference to Leslie Jones' official website being hacked in August 2016, and how she was harassed online by trolls via Twitter during the promotion of ''Ghostbusters''[[/labelnote]] (Patty Tolan), Creator/{{Kate Mc|Kinnon}}{{Cosplay}} (Dr. Jillian Holtzmann), Creator/{{Chris|Hemsworth}} {{Hunk}}sworth (Kevin Beckman), and... |
| 843 | --->'''Narrator:''' I know a lot of us are divided over this film, but let's take one moment to agree on one thing that actually deserves all that hate: The Music/FallOutBoy Cover Song.\ |
| 844 | '''Fall Out Boy:''' ♫ If there's something weird / And it don't look good / Who you gonna call? ♫\ |
| 845 | '''Narrator:''' Noooooooooo........... |
| 846 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 847 | --->'''Narrator:''' ♫ If something's lame, / and it ain't that good, / whatcha gonna do? / Don't watch it! ♫ And don't waste your time trolling the cast just because they agreed to be in a bad movie! You hate it? Well, fine then! Go support something original, why don't ya?! Man, how did a ''Ghostbusters'' movie become the most political thing in America '''[[SkewedPriorities DURING AN ELECTION YEAR]]?!?!?! [[Film/{{Zoolander}} I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!]]''' |
| 848 | [[/folder]] |
| 849 | |
| 850 | [[folder:'' The Nightmare Before Christmas'']] |
| 851 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'' (aka ''Film/AChristmasStory?''): |
| 852 | ** At the beginning, the narrator notes the case of DirectorDisplacement the film has: |
| 853 | --->'''Narrator:''' From visionary director Creator/TimBurton... ''[shows the credits of the film, that read "Directed by Henry Selick"]'' I mean, from writer Tim Burton? ''[credits read "Screenplay by Caroline Thompson"]'' Uh, with music and lyrics by Tim Burton? ''[credits read "Music and Lyrics by Music/DannyElfman"]'' No? Well what did he do?![[note]]Burton produced and conceived the story.[[/note]] |
| 854 | ** "Journey to a magical forest, where inside each tree lies a world dedicated to a single holiday... except for all the Jewish ones." |
| 855 | ** The narrator's description of Jack Skellington, which ends with what seems like a parody to a certain group of people: |
| 856 | --->'''Narrator:''' Meet Jack the Pumpkin King, a manorexic skeleton. When he tires of his life of fame and fortune, he'll set off on a grand adventure of cultural appropiation as he hijacks Christmas, traumatizes children, and lets a demon have his way with Santa Claus.\ |
| 857 | '''Santa Claus:''' ''[scared, to Oogie Boogie]'' What are you going to do?\ |
| 858 | '''Oogie Boogie:''' I'm going to do the best I can! ''[[[EatTheCamera eats the camera]]]''\ |
| 859 | '''Narrator:''' Argh! See? This is what happens when you take Jesus out of Christmas! |
| 860 | ** Also the description for Sally: |
| 861 | --->'''Narrator:''' A suicidal cutter who can't stop roofing her dad.\ |
| 862 | '''Doctor Finklestein:''' That's twice this month you use the deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.\ |
| 863 | '''Sally:''' Three times.\ |
| 864 | '''Narrator:'''She pines to jump Jack's bones, even through she never listens to a word she says, until they ''[increasingly confused]'' randomly fall in love and live happily ever after, The End? Seriously, the movie's like an hour long, there's really not much to it. |
| 865 | ** Even through it's not your typical Disney movie, it gets its own parody songs, featuring: |
| 866 | *** The "Is this a Halloween or Christmas movie?" song ("What's This?"): |
| 867 | ---->''What's this?\ |
| 868 | What's this?\ |
| 869 | Is this a Christmas flick?\ |
| 870 | What's this?\ |
| 871 | Then why the spooky shtick?\ |
| 872 | What's this?\ |
| 873 | Like Film/{{Gremlins|1984}} or Film/DieHard\ |
| 874 | It's kind of both things\ |
| 875 | Hey just pick one and commit!\ |
| 876 | What's this?!\ |
| 877 | Is it...\ |
| 878 | Christmas?\ |
| 879 | Or is it Halloween?\ |
| 880 | It's mixed!\ |
| 881 | Take one look at this scene''[[note]]The scene in which Jack inpersonates a snowman[[/note]]\ |
| 882 | ''You see?\ |
| 883 | The streets are lined with toys and happy children\ |
| 884 | But I look like I might kill them\ |
| 885 | How can two things so divergent\ |
| 886 | Co-exist?!\ |
| 887 | Screw this!'' |
| 888 | *** And the "We Keep Hot Topic in Business" song ("This Is Halloween"): |
| 889 | ---->''Boys and girls of every age\ |
| 890 | Wouldn't you like to shop something strange?\ |
| 891 | Tim Burton and black lipstick\ |
| 892 | When you shop at Hot Topic\ |
| 893 | This is Hot Topic\ |
| 894 | This is Hot Topic\ |
| 895 | Right across from the Sunglass Hut\ |
| 896 | This is Hot Topic\ |
| 897 | Making money off goth chicks\ |
| 898 | Ring it up!\ |
| 899 | (Have your parents saying what the f**k?)\ |
| 900 | Funko Pops!\ |
| 901 | Come and take your pick!\ |
| 902 | (Spend your cash at Hot Topic)\ |
| 903 | I am the one cashing in on nerd crap\ |
| 904 | [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 Harley Quinn]] leggings\ |
| 905 | Buy them stat!\ |
| 906 | I am the one selling\ |
| 907 | Film/Deadpool2016 hoodies\ |
| 908 | Anime shirts and\ |
| 909 | Series/DoctorWho goodies!\ |
| 910 | Do the aritmetic\ |
| 911 | This film funded it\ |
| 912 | Hot Topic (x4)'' |
| 913 | ** Starring: [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slender Man]] (Jack Skellington), [[Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter Helena Cotton Carter]] (Sally), A Two-Faced Politician (Oh, I See What You Did There) (the Mayor of Halloween Town), WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}} (Doctor Finklestein), [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E4BartSellsHisSoul Remember]] [[AnyoneRememberPogs Duckman?]] (shows the actual Duckman character), [[WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer Rudog, the Dead Nosed Reindeer]] (Zero), and Eeevil Laundry (Oogie Boogie). |
| 914 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 915 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[regarding the scene between Santa Claus and Oogie Boogie]'' That scene was terrifying, but at least we know from the black lights that there's no, um, DNA... on Santa... Ugh, I gotta stop watching [[Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit SVU]]. |
| 916 | [[/folder]] |
| 917 | |
| 918 | [[folder:''Sherlock'' (BBC)]] |
| 919 | * ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'' (aka ''[[Series/DowntonAbbey Downton Crabby]]''): |
| 920 | ** The intro: |
| 921 | --->'''Narrator:''' You know his name. You know his face. Now you'll know the answer to the question: Why is Creator/BenedictCumberbatch in everything these days? |
| 922 | ** The narrator explains the way the show adapted to modern times: "Now, they ''BLOG''." |
| 923 | --->'''Sherlock:''' What are you typing?\ |
| 924 | '''John:''' Blog.\ |
| 925 | '''Sherlock:''' About?\ |
| 926 | '''John:''' Us.\ |
| 927 | '''Narrator:''' Ugh. Next time they reboot Sherlock, Watson is gonna be a Website/{{Vine}} star, isn't it? Oh, what is that? ''Awww.'' R.I.P. Vine.[[labelnote:Explanation]]The Honest Trailer was released on November 1, 2016. On October 27, it was announced that Vine would discontinued.[[/labelnote]] |
| 928 | ** After showing several instances of Sherlock saying that he's a "high-funcioning sociopath," the narrator adds that it's "all just Sherlock speak for 'He's a ginormous dick to everyone.'" |
| 929 | ** The narrator claims that the reason Watson is still around Sherlock despite his mistreatment by him is that "someone has to give a good reaction face!" Cue several {{reaction shot}}s of Watson... interspersed with reaction shots of Tim from ''Series/{{The Office|UK}}''. |
| 930 | --->'''Narrator:''' A few of those... are from ''The Office''. ''Bet you didn't even notice!'' |
| 931 | ** The narrator pretty much summarizes the love-hate relationship fans have with the show: |
| 932 | --->'''Narrator:''' Enjoy a witty, smart, and clever show... that's obnoxiously aware of how witty, smart, and clever it is...\ |
| 933 | ''[shows several characters saying "clever"]''\ |
| 934 | '''Narrator:'''...as it keeps you on the edge of your seat trying to solve the latest puzzles and cliffhangers... ''then spits on your face for even bothering to try''.\ |
| 935 | '''Lestrade:''' Do you want to see me if you have enough stupid theories is going to change what really happened?\ |
| 936 | '''Narrator:''' And makes you care about Benedict Cumberbatch's portrayal of the character... ''then implies that you're a loser for liking him''.\ |
| 937 | '''Jeff Pope:''' ''[with contempt]'' You're a fan of Sherlock Holmes...\ |
| 938 | '''Narrator:''' Well ''excuuuse me'' for [[EvenTheGuysWantHim loving your beautiful shark face]]! I'm sure ''Series/{{Elementary}}'' on Creator/{{CBS}} will appreciate my attention!\ |
| 939 | ''[shows a scene from ''Elementary'' of ''Elementary''[='s=] Sherlock Holmes jumping on a trampoline]''\ |
| 940 | '''Narrator:''' [[TakeThat ...Nevermind.]] |
| 941 | ** Starring: I'll Website/{{Tumblr}} For Ya (Sherlock Holmes), The Original [[FanCommunityNicknames Cumberbitch]] (John Watson), Texting, Moriarty Licking Stuff, Sherlock Sniffing Things, Obviously (shows several scenes of Sherlock saying "Obviously"), Sherlock Having No Friends (shows references to Sherlock having no friends), The Way British People Say "Aluminum" (shows characters saying "Alumin''i''um," the way it's pronounced outside of North America), Sherlock Being Unimpressed, Watson's Adorable Little Run (shows several instances of Watson's GirlyRun), Sherlock's Reverse Smiling, and The Roast of Sherlock's Hat (Likely Coming Soon to WebVideo/ScreenJunkies Plus) (shows several characters mocking Sherlock's hat). |
| 942 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 943 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''Come on, be honest'' Sherlock, you figure things out the same way everyone else does these days.\ |
| 944 | '''Sherlock:''' OK, I looked it on Website/YouTube.\ |
| 945 | '''Narrator:''' Ha! I knew it! |
| 946 | [[/folder]] |
| 947 | |
| 948 | [[folder:''Independence Day: Resurgence'']] |
| 949 | * ''Film/IndependenceDayResurgence'' (aka ''Indumbpendence Day''): |
| 950 | ** The Narrator makes one thing clear from the beginning: The film did not measure up to the first one. |
| 951 | --->'''Narrator:''' In 1996, we experienced our Film/IndependenceDay. Now, humanity had 20 years to prepare for the return, and ''this is the best movie they can could up with?!''\ |
| 952 | '''Dr. Okum:''' ''[realizing he's in an hospital dress]'' Why didn't you tell me my bum was hanging out!\ |
| 953 | '''Narrator:''' Come on guys, you had like one-and-a-half ''Film/{{Boyhood}}s'' to get it right. |
| 954 | ** The narrator's round up of a couple of main new characters, and a couple of classic characters: |
| 955 | --->'''Narrator:''' Featuring: Will Smith's fake movie son, who was crippled by an accident that left him [[DullSurprise entirely without charisma]]; one of those handsome Hemsworth brothers, because, why not?; Vivica A. Fox, the only stripper in history who wasn't lying about saving up for med school; Creator/JeffGoldblum, reprising his most popular role: Himself. |
| 956 | ** The Narrator getting excited when President Whitmore starts talking, expecting him to top his epic speech from the first film, only to be let down. |
| 957 | --->'''Narrator:''' And Ex-President Whitmore, who is bound to give a kick-ass speech topping the last one any second now.\ |
| 958 | '''President Whitmore:''' Today...\ |
| 959 | '''Narrator:''' He's gonna do it, just wait!\ |
| 960 | '''President Whitmore:''' ''[faintly]'' Not going to be...\ |
| 961 | '''Narrator:''' ''Aaaany'' second now.\ |
| 962 | '''President Whitmore:''' ...that's sacred, that's worth fighting for.\ |
| 963 | '''Narrator:''' Oh, here we go! See? Random extras are starting to watch!\ |
| 964 | '''President Whitmore:''' We all have to fight, to our last breath, and that is going to lead us to victory.\ |
| 965 | ''[{{beat}}]''\ |
| 966 | '''Narrator:''' ''Wait'', that's it? ''That's'' the big speech? ''Come on!'' What happened to "We will not go quietly into the night"? ''Hit'em with the good stuff! You had 20 years!'' |
| 967 | ** For once, rather than snarking at the {{Sequel Hook}}s, the narrator thinks the movie's setups for future sequels, prequels, and spinoffs were ''better'' than the actual movie: |
| 968 | --->'''Umbutu:''' They hunted us. We had to learn how to hunt ''them''.\ |
| 969 | '''Narrator:''' Aww! I want to see ''that one''! |
| 970 | ** The Narrator states that the global destruction feels "completely numb at this point." He then does a huge yawn, and asks when they'll get to the sky beam. Then the sky beam is shown, and the Narrator, still yawning, says "Oh, there it is. That was fun." |
| 971 | ** Starring: Pretty Dry For A White Guy (Jake); [[Film/JurassicPark Must Cash Paycheck,]] [[MoneyDearBoy Must Cash Paycheck]] (David Levinson), [[Creator/WillSmith Trade In Smith]] (Dylan), Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld (President Whitmore), [[Literature/HarryPotter Dumble]][[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration data]] (Dr. Okun), Rabbi Bagel Rosenstein (Julius Levinson), [[Music/{{Queen}} She's a Killer...Queeen]] (the alien queen); [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} The Pokéball,]] [[EverythingIsAnIpodInTheFuture by Apple]] (the Sphere), [[WesternAnimation/TheMagicSchoolBus The Tragic School Bus]] (the orphans), Pandering To Chinese Audiences (montage of references to China, such as emphasizing their contribution to Earth's defense program and the use of the IM service QQ), and Baby Thor's Flying Roars (Liam Hemsworth's repetitive roar as he strains on the flight controls). |
| 972 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 973 | --->'''Soldier:''' The ship is more than 3000 miles in diameter.\ |
| 974 | '''General Adams:''' How the hell did we miss this?\ |
| 975 | '''Narrator:''' No, seriously, how ''did'' you miss that?! ''It's the size of America'', and the movie ''never'' explains how you missed it! You had ''twenty'' '''years''' to write this! |
| 976 | [[/folder]] |
| 977 | |
| 978 | [[folder:''Finding Dory'']] |
| 979 | * ''WesternAnimation/FindingDory'' (aka ''Finding Money''): |
| 980 | ** The narrator describing the film's bizarre climax. |
| 981 | --->'''Narrator:''' Watch as they all unite in an action-packed finale where a bunch of fish stage a jailbreak from a rehab center, where an octopus...hijacks a truck and...drives it back to the ocean...somehow? Ugh, listen, it's bright and loud, your kids are gonna love it. ''(sigh)'' ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'' seems like so long ago now. |
| 982 | ** Starring: [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora the Ignora]] (Dory), ''Finding Hank'' (Coming Summer 2022) (Hank), [[WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange Annoying Orange]] (Marlin), Emo (Nemo), Film/{{Blackfish}} (the Marine Life Institute), [[ComicBook/XMen Professor X]] (Bailey), JumpingTheShark (Hank driving the truck off a cliff), [[Music/{{Beyonce}} Becky with the Good Stare]], Conveniently-Placed Water (scenes of fish falling into water containers), and Reverse [[Franchise/StarWars Anakin]] (Baby Dory liking sand juxtaposed with [[Film/AttackOfTheClones Anakin's infamous "I don't like sand" speech]]) |
| 983 | ** TheStinger has the narrator hyping a [[WesternAnimation/InsideOut Bing Bong]] prequel. |
| 984 | [[/folder]] |
| 985 | |
| 986 | [[folder:''Rudolph the Red Nosed-Reindeer'' (1964)]] |
| 987 | * ''WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer'' (aka ''[[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Teenage Mutant Red-Nosed Reindeer]]'') |
| 988 | ** Most of the trailer is a chorus singing Rudolph's song if it were honest about what actually happened in the show. |
| 989 | --->''The moral of the story'' |
| 990 | --->''Is that being different bad'' |
| 991 | --->''Unless your defect's useful'' |
| 992 | --->''Man, this movie's really sad'' |
| 993 | --->''Sorry to [[Creator/RankinBass Rankin and Bass]]'' |
| 994 | ** At one point, the Narrator interrupts the song to complain about how the story contains characters and elements not present in the original song, describing it as "''[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]]'', for kids, [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs on acid]]". |
| 995 | ** Starring: Dat Nose Knows Does Doe (Rudolph), [[WesternAnimation/FrostyTheSnowman Fauxsty the Snowman]] (Sam), [[Film/{{Elf}} Lil']] [[Creator/WillFerrell Ferrell]] (Hermie), Yukon the Red-Beard Hipster (Yukon Cornelius), WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}} (King Moonracer), and We [[Franchise/StarWars Wampa]] Wish You a Merry Christmas (Bumble). |
| 996 | ** TheStinger |
| 997 | --->'''Narrator:''' At least they only stretched the Rudolph song to just one hour-long special. [[TemptingFate It's not like they sent him back to dinosaur times to save New Year's or something.]]\ |
| 998 | ''[cut to the "It's Raining Sunshine" song from ''WesternAnimation/RudolphsShinyNewYear'']''\ |
| 999 | '''Narrator:''' OH, ''COME ON!'' |
| 1000 | [[/folder]] |
| 1001 | |
| 1002 | [[folder:''Secret Life of Pets'']] |
| 1003 | * ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretLifeOfPets'' (aka ''Despicable Pets'') |
| 1004 | [[/folder]] |
| 1005 | |
| 1006 | [[folder:''Suicide Squad'']] |
| 1007 | * ''Film/{{Suicide Squad|2016}}'' (aka ''[[Film/TheBoondockSaints The Boondock Taints]]''; in the Screen Junkies Plus Extended Cut, ''[[Film/TheDirtyDozen The Dirty Doesn't]]'' and ''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Edgelords of the Galaxy]]''): |
| 1008 | ** After ''Batman v Superman'' ended with an excited "But at least ''Suicide Squad'' looks good!", this one has a far more hesitant "But at least ''Film/{{Wonder Woman|2017}}'' looks pretty good...Right?" |
| 1009 | ** Enchantress' minions are described as "the Putties from Power Rangers with caviar all over their faces". Additionally, there's the line of how Cara Develingne as [[BigBad the Enchantress]] "makes the jump from modeling to acting...[[{{Narm}} like the way the inflatable arm things outside car dealerships]]." |
| 1010 | ** Describing the Joker in this movie as a cross between Alien (Creator/JamesFranco's character from ''Film/SpringBreakers''), Film/{{Ace Ventura|PetDetective}} and a cat.[[note]]because of all the purring sounds he makes[[/note]] With matching clips to prove it. |
| 1011 | ---> '''Narrator:''' Jared Leto blurs the line between actor, character, [[TakeThat and total douchebag]]. |
| 1012 | ** The discussion of how certain actors TookTheBadFilmSeriously in a good direction, and others...didn't: |
| 1013 | -->'''Narrator:''' ...With great performances by Creator/WillSmith, Creator/MargotRobbie, and...Creator/JaiCourtney, [[SugarWiki/HeReallyCanAct of all people]], that get canceled out by this hula-hooping witch (Cara Develingne) and [[Creator/JaredLeto this manorexic juggalo]]. |
| 1014 | ** After the film repeatedly emphasizes how the Suicide Squad are the {{Villain Protagonist}}s: |
| 1015 | -->'''Narrator:''' ''(exasperated)'' We ''get it!'' You ''all'' suck! |
| 1016 | ** In the Screen Junkies Plus extended cut, they say Warner tried to do everything with this movie: follow ''Batman v Superman'' while being "fun like ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014'', cool like ''Film/Furious7'', rebellious like ''Film/Deadpool2016'', full of street-level violence like ''Film/JohnWick'' and the moral of ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph''". |
| 1017 | ---> Come on guys! ''Winter Soldier'' is ''Film/TheManchurianCandidate'' with [[HoYay a love story]], ''Film/AntMan1'' is ''Film/OceansEleven'' with ants. Just rehash ''Film/TheDirtyDozen'' with a crocodile guy and be done with it already! |
| 1018 | ** "Starring" gets even better when including the alternatives in the extended cut. (in italics, the one show in the regular Honest Trailer). |
| 1019 | --->Deadshot: ''[[Film/TheGoonies One-Eyed Willy]]'', Film/{{Hancock}}ed and Loaded, [[Film/HappyGilmore Shooter MacGavin]], [[AlternateCompanyEquivalent Bullseye]].\ |
| 1020 | Waller: [[Literature/HarryPotter Dolores Umbridge]], Amanda Not Hugandkiss, ''Violent Davis''\ |
| 1021 | Harley: {{Bat|ter Up}} Girl, ''Daddy's Little Cosplayer'', [[Music/InsaneClownPosse Insane Clown Pussy]]\ |
| 1022 | Joker: Music/{{Macklemore}}, ''[[Creator/HeathLedger Heath]] [[PoorMansSubstitute Lesser]]'', Talk to your hand because no one likes you, Literally a Cuck, "Hey, that's my ''VideoGame/SaintsRow'' character!"\ |
| 1023 | Boomerang: ''[[Film/CrocodileDundee That's Not a Knife]]'', Not the Problem For Once, Rango\ |
| 1024 | Diablo: Diablo Sauce, ''Dia de Los Meh-Tos'', Tapatio, [[Music/TheProdigy Yo Soy Firestarter]]\ |
| 1025 | Croc: [[Film/CrocodileDundee Crocodile Dumb G]], Croc of Shit, Won't See You Later Alligator, ''[[Music/TupacShakur Tucroc Gator]]''\ |
| 1026 | Enchantress: Basic Witch, [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject The]] [[TakeThat Bland]] [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject Witch Project]], ''Just the Worst'', An Evil Zumba Instructor\ |
| 1027 | Flag: ''[[Franchise/GIJoe G.I. Blows: Real American Zero]]'', [[ActorAllusion The Bad]] Film/{{RoboCop|2014}}, Joel Kantamann\ |
| 1028 | Katana: ''[[{{Infodump}} This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims]]'', Dontwanna, Phoned-In Ronin\ |
| 1029 | Incubus: ''[[Film/TheLawnmowerMan Lawnmower Man]]'', Temple Guard, [[Film/{{Apocalypto}} Apocalypt-no]]\ |
| 1030 | Batman: Bat-cameo Tho, Bat-ride the Whip |
| 1031 | *** Walker stabbing the Enchantress' heart is given the credit "[[TakeThat What It Felt Like Watching This Movie]]". |
| 1032 | ** In the Extended Cut, mocking the ridiculously stupid idea of them being an "Anti-Superman Task Force" by saying how he can't wait for ComicBook/{{Darkseid}} to show up and throw them into the Sun. |
| 1033 | [[/folder]] |
| 1034 | |
| 1035 | [[folder:''The Empire Strikes Back'']] |
| 1036 | * ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'' (aka ''The Empire Strikes Back... of Star Wars''): |
| 1037 | ** The Narrator gleefully points out how the best ''Star Wars'' movie also happens to be the ''Star Wars'' movie that Creator/GeorgeLucas had the least amount of involvement in. |
| 1038 | ** The [[LukeIAmYourFather infamous twist]] is summarized as Vader telling Luke "Who's your daddy?" |
| 1039 | ** The Narrator brings up how, [[DarkerAndEdgier because of how dark this was compared to]] ''A New Hope'', "it's become the lazy shorthand for anytime a franchise turns even ''slightly'' to the Dark Side", prompting him to declare that this video ''actually is'' "''The Empire Strikes Back'' of ''Honest Trailers''". |
| 1040 | ** Because of how good the movie is, the Narrator is forced to nitpick (like how they keep saying "Han" differently). |
| 1041 | --->'''Narrator:''' Ha ''ha''! You ''suck'', perfect movie! ''[defeated sigh]'' [-This is gonna be a tough one, isn't it...-] |
| 1042 | ** "Revisit your favorite characters three years after [[ItMakesSenseInContext they shot their balls into the egg hole]], like Princess Leia, who's proof that Lucas either [[WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants didn't have these movies as planned out as much as he claims]], or that he's into some ''[[BrotherSisterIncest pretty weird]]'' stuff." |
| 1043 | ** According to the Narrator, Han "isn't afraid to make a point [[{{Pun}} with his hands]]", and Luke has upgraded from being whiny into [[TookALevelInDumbass being dumb]] (like how he ignores the warnings of Yoda, "the last living Jedi"). |
| 1044 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[shot of Leia]'' [[Film/TheForceAwakens Well, at least they have a spare!]] |
| 1045 | ** Commenting on the new locations: |
| 1046 | --->'''Narrator:''' Hoth, a planet made of ice, Dagobah, a planet made of snakes, and Bespin, a planet made of matte paintings[.] |
| 1047 | ** Yoda's training of Luke is boiled down to "entering spooky caves, not trying anything, and [[UnnecessaryCombatRoll flipping for no reason]]", prompting the Narrator to comment that the "pointless gymnastics" are reminding him of someone... Cue Yoda fighting Dooku in ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' while doing similar flips. |
| 1048 | --->'''Narrator:''' WHOA! Mind. Blown! |
| 1049 | ** As an example of how this movie was made back when "people didn't take these fictional characters so freakin' seriously", a clip of an interview is shown with Creator/BillyDeeWilliams misnaming Chewbacca and C-3PO as "The Wookie" and "Three Seepio". |
| 1050 | ** Starring: [[BrickJoke The Wookie (Chewbacca), Three Seepio (C-3PO)]], [[Film/CoolHandLuke Cool Hand, Luke]] (Luke getting his robotic arm), [[Film/TheForceAwakens Rey's Mom, Or Aunt, Or Something]] (Princess Leia), Hand Pointo (Han Solo), [[WorstWhateverEver Worst. Kinder Egg. Ever.]] (Darth Vader's pod chair thing), [[Music/ChildishGambino Adultish Gambino]] (Lando Calrissian), [[Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial That Dude from The Holiday Special]] (Boba Fett), [[ThatOneLevel The Hardest Level From The]] [[VideoGame/RogueSquadron Rogue Squadron N64 Game]] (a Snowspeeder hogtieing an AT-AT), and [[Music/BadLipReading Run Run Jump, I Can Be Your Backpack While You Run]] (Luke running through the swamp while carrying Yoda on his back). |
| 1051 | ** TheStinger makes [[ObligatoryJoke the required joke]]: explaining Luke's "NOOOOOO!" as being [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith "like father, like son"]]. |
| 1052 | [[/folder]] |
| 1053 | |
| 1054 | [[folder:''Mortal Kombat'']] |
| 1055 | * ''Film/MortalKombatTheMovie'' and ''Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation'' (aka ''[[Film/EnterTheDragon Exit the Dragon]]''): |
| 1056 | ** The narrator pointing that the film joins the long list of movies that seem to prove that VideoGameMoviesSuck: |
| 1057 | --->'''Narrator:''' Before ''[[Film/AssassinsCreed2016 Assassin's Creed]]'' tries to shake off [[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 the stink]] [[Film/HouseOfTheDead of all the]] [[Film/DoubleDragon1994 video game]] [[Film/WingCommander movies that]] [[Film/StreetFighter came before]], two films would challenge the rule that game adaptations suck... and more or less confirm it. |
| 1058 | ** Pointing out the movies' rather zig-zagging road when adapting the games: |
| 1059 | --->'''Narrator:''' You remember Mortal Kombat for its [[{{Gorn}} pixelated violence]]. Now, get ready for two PG-13 movies that could really use a blood code, as they never deliver on the franchise's gory gimmick, but ''boy'' do they manage to cram everything else. how they adapted pretty much everything from the games ''[shows scenes of Shang Tsung saying "Finish him!", "Fatality!" and "Flawless victory!", and Scorpion saying "Get over here!"]'' They even put in the underground hamsterball network! Wait, that's not from the game? Then what the hell was that then? |
| 1060 | ** The narrator not being really impressed by some casting choices: |
| 1061 | --->'''Narrator:''' Meet a sprawling cast made of fighters who can't act, actors who can't fight, and people who [[TakeThat can't really do either]]. ''[shows the following infamous exchange from ''Annihilation'':]''\ |
| 1062 | '''Kitana:''' Mother! You're alive!\ |
| 1063 | '''Sindel:''' Too bad YOU... will die! |
| 1064 | ** When the narrator is describing the protagonists and he comes to Johnny Cage: |
| 1065 | --->'''Narrator:''' ...Johnny Cage, the only one with any charisma-- ''[shows Cage getting [[SuddenSequelDeathSyndrome suddenly killed]] at the beginning of ''Annihilation'']'' ''Aw man!'' |
| 1066 | ** The narrator's reactions to the SpecialEffectsFailure that are the monsters range from "some animator's bad CGI demon fetish," "pretty good... for a Platform/SegaGenesis game," and "This is hilarious! I can't believe someone actually made this, watched it, and ''still'' released it!" |
| 1067 | ** The narrator admits that there's one thing in these movies that the games could never match: "[[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic The most epic theme song, ever.]]" |
| 1068 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[after playing a sample of the theme song]'' And they are not gonna let you forget it! ''[shows the several times through the two movies in which the [[TitleScream "MOR-TAL KOMBAAAAT!!!" scream]] appears]''' '''''HONEST TRAILEEERS!!!''''' ''Who-hoo!!!'' Who wants to fight, play some laser tag, yo?! I'm synced! |
| 1069 | ** Starring: [[Film/BillyMadison Oh, Veronica Vaugh. So Hot. Want to Touch the Hiney.]] (Sonya Blade), Mullet Komb-Back (Liu Kang), [[Film/{{Highlander}} The Skylander]] (Raiden),[[note]]Hilariously enough, they show Creator/JamesRemar [[TheOtherDarrin as Raiden]] in ''Annihilation'' rather than Creator/ChristopherLambert as Raiden in the first film, from which the reference comes from.[[/note]] [[GroinAttack Ol' Cockpunchin' Johnny]] (Johnny Cage punching Goro in the dick), [[AnIcePerson Frigidaire]] (Sub-Zero), [[Music/{{Eminem}} Palms Are Deadly, Knees Weak, Arms Is Heavy]] (Scorpion), Only Only Only (One) Oi Oi Oi (Kano),[[labelnote: Explanation]]A reference to an Australian sports chant, "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi Oi Oi" as Kano has an overly exaggerated Australian accent in the movie, and because Kano only has one eye. Basically Only One Oi (eye).[[/labelnote]] [[ComicBook/DoctorOctopus Doctor Quatropus]] (Goro), Down Back Low Kick (Sub-Zero in ''Annihilation'' making an ice clone), Back Back Low Punch (Scorpion throwing out his harpoon), Hold Down High Punch (Jax uppercutting Motaro along with a TOASTY!), and Shang Tsung Standing Up (Shows him doing so. Which is a lot.) |
| 1070 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 1071 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''[while showing Kitana and Liu Kang kissing]'' Uh, you know that she's ten thousand years old, right? Way to pull a reverse ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''. I'd still tap that, though. |
| 1072 | [[/folder]] |
| 1073 | |
| 1074 | !!Honest Game Trailers |
| 1075 | %%[[folder:''Sonic the Hedgehog'']] |
| 1076 | %%* ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' (aka ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''): |
| 1077 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1078 | |
| 1079 | [[folder:''Undertale'']] |
| 1080 | * ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' (aka ''VideoGame/{{EarthBound|1994}} [[SpiritualAdaptation 2:]] [[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo Electric]] [[FountainOfMemes Meme-]][[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo A-Loo]]''): |
| 1081 | ** The video starts with a lone comment appearing on screen, with the narrator asking if they actually want them to do this. Cue an avalanche of comments. |
| 1082 | --> "All right, don't say I didn't warn you." |
| 1083 | ** The first line of the trailer proper gives us this: |
| 1084 | ---> "From [[Website/{{Kickstarter}} the crowd funding platform]] that will pay for your game as long as you fill it [[BestKnownForTheFanservice with terrifying fetish characters,]] comes the game that gets by on referential internet humor almost as much as...um...[[SelfDeprecation we do!]]" |
| 1085 | ** Starring: That's Frisk, Baby! (Frisk), [[Film/BigMommasHouse Big Momma's House]] (Toriel), [[Film/DumbAndDumberer Dumb and Dumberer]] (Sans and Papyrus), [[Film/LittleShopOfHorrors Audrey II]] (Flowey), [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 The Large Mermaid]] (Undyne), [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Calculon]] (Mettaton), and Website/{{Tumblr}} (Alphys). |
| 1086 | [[/folder]] |
| 1087 | |
| 1088 | [[folder:''Life Is Strange'']] |
| 1089 | * The "Starring" section calls Kate Marsh (who attempts to kill herself in Episode 2) "[[CrossesTheLineTwice The Flying Nun]]". |
| 1090 | [[/folder]] |
| 1091 | |
| 1092 | [[folder:''Super Mario Maker'']] |
| 1093 | * The narrator describes the creation of levels this way: |
| 1094 | --> "Push the limits of the Mario design space as far as you can, as you fill your level with devious traps, giant monsters, and annoying sound effects. Then upload your creation as [[ThisLoserIsYou you realize you've made a huge mistake]], as you repeatedly die to the same bullsh*t you yourself designed!" |
| 1095 | ** He then shows a playthrough of his own level: |
| 1096 | ---> "Oh, okay... Almost made it... almost there... (dies) Oh, [[PrecisionFStrike f*ck me]]!" |
| 1097 | * He also presents the different kinds of levels this way: |
| 1098 | --> "Normal-ass Mario levels; wacky concept levels (a level where you have to follow Yoshis on a conveyor belt while running down to catch them); levels clearly designed by children (lots of {{Mook}}s jumping on springs, some of them jumping on other springs); incredibly complicated [[RubeGoldbergDevice Rube Goldberg machines]] (automatic levels); music levels straight out of ''VideoGame/MarioPaint'' (who plays "Sandstorm" by Music/{{Darude}}); and... (a level where you have to run under coins which spell "My wife left me") whatever this is." |
| 1099 | * He then gives a TakeThat to [[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld Kaizo]] level designers: |
| 1100 | --> "I mean, just look at this crap! This level was clearly designed by a serial killer!" |
| 1101 | ** Its even funnier when you look in the comments and see that Pangaea Panga (who designed the level in question) ''actually'' replied to claim he’s not a serial killer. |
| 1102 | * Starring: Shrewms (a screen full of Goombas), Kappa (Koopa Troopas), Film/MagicMike (a screen full of Magikoopas), [[Music/MCHammer MC's Hammer]] (a screen full of Hammer Bros), Wowser (a giant Bowser), Cosplay (Mario in a [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus]] costume), [[VideoGame/PaperMario Creeper Mario]] (Weird Mario), and [[Creator/BobHoskins Bob]] [[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 Hoskins]] (Mario). |
| 1103 | * Finally, the game is called ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker Super Money Maker]]''. |
| 1104 | [[/folder]] |
| 1105 | |
| 1106 | %%[[folder:''Tales from the Borderlands'']] |
| 1107 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1108 | |
| 1109 | [[folder:''X-COM'']] |
| 1110 | * The entire ''VideoGame/XCom'' Honest Trailer, especially if you went in not realizing that the narrator really is the same voice as the Council Spokesman. Then he seamlessly shifts into said voice at the end. |
| 1111 | * The narrator makes it clear that the game is difficult, but it could have been worse. |
| 1112 | -->'''Narrator:''' Die [[ATeamFiring when you miss an almost guaranteed shot]], or get [[RandomizedDamageAttack a bad damage roll]] or, if you're playing [[VideoGame/XCOMUFODefense the original]], [[NintendoHard take a single step]] in any direction. |
| 1113 | [[/folder]] |
| 1114 | |
| 1115 | %%[[folder:''Pokémon Black and White'']] |
| 1116 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1117 | |
| 1118 | [[folder:''Fire Emblem'']] |
| 1119 | * The honest title for the ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'' series: ''Waifu Wars: No Petting Allowed''. |
| 1120 | [[/folder]] |
| 1121 | |
| 1122 | %%[[folder:''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess'']] |
| 1123 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1124 | |
| 1125 | %%[[folder:''Heavy Rain'']] |
| 1126 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1127 | |
| 1128 | %%[[folder:''Hitman'']] |
| 1129 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1130 | |
| 1131 | %%[[folder:''Injustice: Gods Among Us'']] |
| 1132 | %%* ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'' (aka ''[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Superman v Everybody: Dawn of Punching]]'') |
| 1133 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1134 | |
| 1135 | %%[[folder:''The Division'']] |
| 1136 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1137 | |
| 1138 | %%[[folder:''Pokkén Tournament'']] |
| 1139 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1140 | |
| 1141 | %%[[folder:''Dark Souls 3'']] |
| 1142 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1143 | |
| 1144 | %%[[folder:''Quantum Break'']] |
| 1145 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1146 | |
| 1147 | %%[[folder:''Ratchet and Clank'']] |
| 1148 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1149 | |
| 1150 | %%[[folder:''Star Fox Zero'']] |
| 1151 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1152 | |
| 1153 | [[folder:''Doom'']] |
| 1154 | * Starring: ''Series/{{The Walking Dead|2010}}'' (Zombiemen), [[ComicBook/HumanTorch The Inhuman Torch]] (Imp), [[Film/BabePigInTheCity Babe Pig In Hell]] (Pinky), ''ComicBook/GhostRider'' (Lost Soul), NightmareFuel (Cacodemon), ''ComicBook/SpiderMan'' (Spider Mastermind), [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Rocket Sans]] (Revenant), [[DemonicSpiders Real Assholes]] (Arch-vile), [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark You're Gonna Have A Bad Time]] (Cyberdemon), [[{{Mondegreen}} I'm]] [[YourMom Your Mom!]] (Mancubus), and [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief]] (Doomguy). |
| 1155 | * The game is called ''VideoGame/{{Doom}} Ever Talk To Me Or My Son Again''. |
| 1156 | [[/folder]] |
| 1157 | |
| 1158 | %%[[folder:''Battleborn'']] |
| 1159 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1160 | |
| 1161 | %%[[folder:''Angry Birds'']] |
| 1162 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1163 | |
| 1164 | %%[[folder:''Overwatch'']] |
| 1165 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1166 | |
| 1167 | %%[[folder:''Warcraft'']] |
| 1168 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1169 | |
| 1170 | %%[[folder:''Doom 4'']] |
| 1171 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1172 | |
| 1173 | %%[[folder:''Uncharted 4'']] |
| 1174 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1175 | |
| 1176 | %%[[folder:''Lego Star Wars'']] |
| 1177 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1178 | |
| 1179 | [[folder:''Mighty No. 9'']] |
| 1180 | * The "Starring" list for ''VideoGame/MightyNo9'' (aka ''[[ToiletHumour Giant No. 2]]''): |
| 1181 | -->'''Narrator:''' [[SerialNumbersFiledOff Rip and Off]] (Beck and Call), [[TheStoner Stoner]] Dr. Light (Dr. William White), Dr. Thyroid Problem (Dr. Soichiro Sanda), [[VideoGame/MegaMan2 Heatman]] (Pyrogen), [[VideoGame/MegaMan1 Gutsman]] (Seismic), [[VideoGame/MegaMan3 Protoman]] (Brandish), [[VideoGame/MegaMan5 Gyroman]] (Aviator), Mexican Man (Countershade), Bad Design Man (Battalion), Not a Man (Cryosphere), Shockingly Original (Dynatron), and seriously, that's Just Dr. Wily (Dr. Blackwell)! |
| 1182 | [[/folder]] |
| 1183 | |
| 1184 | %%[[folder:''Ghostbusters'']] |
| 1185 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1186 | |
| 1187 | [[folder:''Superman 64'']] |
| 1188 | * ''VideoGame/Superman64'' (aka ''Creator/{{DC|Comics}} [[VideoGame/MicrosoftFlightSimulator Flight Simulator]] 64'') |
| 1189 | ** The narrator notes that even though ''Superman 64'' was worse than all of the other [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames shovelware licensed games]] ''combined'', it still made lots of money despite people hating it, thus making it the ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'' of video games. |
| 1190 | ** The only reason people even remember the game was through other [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd YouTubers]] making videos making fun of it...which suits the narrator just fine. |
| 1191 | ---> '''Narrator:''' "Superman 64 sucks! ([[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel Like and subscribe!]])" |
| 1192 | ** The PassThroughTheRings sections are described as a reskin of ''VideoGame/{{Pilotwings}}'' so messed up that even the guy who designed the AttractMode couldn't get it right. |
| 1193 | ** The closing line (before the "Starring" section): |
| 1194 | ---> '''Narrator:''' So squeeze into your red undies and get ready to stay as far away from this game as physically possible, because even in a parody trailer, friends don't let friends play ''Superman 64!'' |
| 1195 | [[/folder]] |
| 1196 | |
| 1197 | [[folder:''Pokémon Go'']] |
| 1198 | * ''VideoGame/PokemonGo'' (aka ''Pokémon Go Recharge Your Phone''): |
| 1199 | ** "Prepare to step into Pokémon's largest region yet: Outside." |
| 1200 | --->'''Narrator:''' Outside features photorealistic graphics, ''[shows various landscapes]'' billions of [=NPCs=] ''[shows several large crowds of people]'' and an unforgiving permadeath system. ''[shows a cemetery]'' |
| 1201 | ** When the narrator goes to describe the teams: |
| 1202 | --->'''Narrator:''' Where you arbitrarily ride or die for the emo Team Mystic, the asshole Team Valor, or the paint-eating Team Instinct, aka {{Hufflepuff|House}}, aka [[BigStupidDoodooHead the pee pants babies]]. '''''TEAM VALOR FOR LIFE YO!!!''''' |
| 1203 | ** The narrator invites the viewer to "get in on this fad [[TotallyRadical before old people ruin it]]." Cue shots of a ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDCg7f93R6o short]] made to blatantly cash-in on the fad, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bw3yzBsnxE a CBS report on the game]] made with ''really'' [[SpecialEffectFailure conspicuous CGI renderings]] of Pikachu, Charmander and Bulbasaur, and [[UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton Hillary Clinton]] making a reference to the game in one of her speeches. |
| 1204 | ** Starring: Going For A Walk! Making Some Friends! Hanging Out At Parks At Night! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Finding A Dead Body]] (shows a report of three women who found a dead body while playing the game), Getting Mugged (shows a report of players who got robbed), Getting Stabbed (shows a report of a man who got stabbed while playing), and Falling Off A Cliff[[note]]While on the screen reads "You Got to Be Kidding..."[[/note]] (shows a report of a man who fell off a bluff while playing). |
| 1205 | ** In TheStinger: |
| 1206 | --->'''Narrator:''' ''You know'', if they really wanted to make Pokémon in real life, your mom would kick you out of the house when you turn ten just so she can bang Professor Willow. |
| 1207 | [[/folder]] |
| 1208 | |
| 1209 | %%[[folder:''Monster Hunter'']] |
| 1210 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1211 | |
| 1212 | %%[[folder:''Batman: Arkham City'']] |
| 1213 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1214 | |
| 1215 | %%[[folder:''Red Dead Redemption'']] |
| 1216 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1217 | |
| 1218 | %%[[folder:''No Man's Sky'']] |
| 1219 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1220 | |
| 1221 | [[folder:''Deus Ex'']] |
| 1222 | * At the end of the episode, Creator/EliasToufexis himself (in character as Adam Jensen) appears, threatens the narrator into praising his game, and reads several [=YouTube=] comments. |
| 1223 | [[/folder]] |
| 1224 | |
| 1225 | [[folder:''Ace Attorney'']] |
| 1226 | * ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' (aka ''Franchise/LawAndOrder: Anime''): |
| 1227 | ** The narrator's utter confusion over how many entries there are in the franchise, how many different mediums it has been brought to, and how Capcom seems to have more faith in a game series about lawyers than ''Franchise/MegaMan''. |
| 1228 | ** Starring: [[{{Catchphrase}} Objection!]] (Phoenix Wright), [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]]: Attorney at Law (Miles Edgeworth), The Series/GhostWhisperer (Maya Fey), [[Film/AustinPowers Mini Medium]] (Pearl Fey) BDSM (Franziska von Karma), [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} Robin Boy Wonder]] (Apollo Justice), Pantsu Magic (Trucy Wright), Emo (Athena Cykes), Literature/HarrietTheSpy (Ema Skye), Coffee Machine (Godot), and an impressive collection of idiots, morons, and nutbags. |
| 1229 | [[/folder]] |
| 1230 | |
| 1231 | %%[[folder:''Dead Rising'']] |
| 1232 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1233 | |
| 1234 | [[folder:''[=ReCore=]'']] |
| 1235 | * ''VideoGame/ReCore'' (aka ''[=ReMorse=]''): |
| 1236 | ** The Starring gag is all various thing you could be doing while sitting through the game's [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading obscenely long load times]]. |
| 1237 | [[/folder]] |
| 1238 | |
| 1239 | %%[[folder:''Minecraft: Story Mode'']] |
| 1240 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1241 | |
| 1242 | %%[[folder:''Mafia'']] |
| 1243 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1244 | |
| 1245 | %%[[folder:''Five Nights at Freddy's - Sister Location'']] |
| 1246 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1247 | |
| 1248 | %%[[folder:''Gears of War 4'']] |
| 1249 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1250 | |
| 1251 | %%[[folder:''Battlefield 1'']] |
| 1252 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1253 | |
| 1254 | %%[[folder:''Titanfall'']] |
| 1255 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1256 | |
| 1257 | %%[[folder:''Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare'']] |
| 1258 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1259 | |
| 1260 | %%[[folder:''Pokémon X & Y'']] |
| 1261 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1262 | |
| 1263 | %%[[folder:''Watch Dogs 2'']] |
| 1264 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1265 | |
| 1266 | %%[[folder:''Final Fantasy X'']] |
| 1267 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1268 | |
| 1269 | %%[[folder:''Dishonored'']] |
| 1270 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1271 | |
| 1272 | %%[[folder:''Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic'']] |
| 1273 | %%[[/folder]] |
| 1274 | |
| 1275 | %%[[folder:''Dead Rising 4'']] |
| 1276 | %%[[/folder]] |
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