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3	* In the chapter "Rat Run", Peter Pettigrew (in his animagus form) is used in a manner similar to a clay pigeon.
4	--> "Padfoot, pull!"
5	* Same chapter, the description of a NoodleIncident.
6	--> Remus strode into the Burrow, his prize grasped firmly in hand, then he stopped and looked round at the wrecked room and the holes in the walls.
7	--> “Merlin’s grey beard!” Sirius gasped from behind him. “What happened? It looks like the aftermath of James’ bachelor party, except Moony isn’t dressed as a ballerina, Moody isn’t singing the teapot song and I haven’t lost my trousers.”
8	* Moody sings the teapot song at the end of the chapter.
9	* Remus' thoughts on Sirius'...unconventional parenting methods.
10	* Hermione manages to prank Flitwick when he visits to induct her into the Magic World. He's so rattled that, the second he gets back to Hogwarts, he gets out the Fire Whiskey.
11	* Sirius' reaction to Lucy Walker's reaction to discovering she's on the moon.
12	-->"Long story." Sirius sighed. "Dare I hope that any of you are familiar with the roleplaying game ''Tales of the Old Republic''?"
13	-->Lucy nodded, then looked round again, her eyes wide as realization started setting in.
14	-->"Oh my god." She whispered. "The game, it's based on reality, isn't it?"
15	-->Sirius nodded.
16	-->"Aliens are real and they're here."
17	-->Sirius nodded again and Lucy stared at him… then collapsed bonelessly towards the floor. Only the enhanced reflexes of the Wolfalorian prevented her from hitting the ground.
18	-->"[[SarcasmMode I think she took that well]]." Sirius shrugged.
19	* Minerva's near-breakdown upon discovering most of the Founder's greatest accomplishments were accidents or the result of getting drunk/high.
20	* We can't forget Sirius's commentary on what Ashoka's done to the cave when he and Moony see it the first time. Includes WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} shoutout
21	-->Sirius: You know, you're quite the interior decorator. I ''love'' what you've done with the place. It's ''amazing'' what you'be done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder, that's a ''niiice'' boulder... ow. Moony!
22	* The Author's take on Lemons in Chapter 32
23	-->''Authors afternote – To those who want a lemon, here it is.''
24	-->''{LEMON}''
25	-->''There. This fic is rated ‘T’ for a reason, you know.''
26	* [[Series/TopGear Jeremy Clarkson]] gets a Landspeeder. May also double as OhCrap.

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