Line #23 Funny/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout


1	* Among the collection? [[CreatorCameo Like you even needed to guess.]]
2	-->'''{{Creator/Stan Lee}}:''' Hey; do you guys validate?
3	* Most of the banter between the Guardians [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPYTsTXFHYY&t=375s during the pre-show]].
4	-->'''Peter Quill:''' Well at least we get a really cool sign!
5	** Gamora being aggravated at Peter for leading them into an obvious trap.
6	** Everyone except Drax complaining about the signs on the cages getting their names or descriptions wrong.
7	** Gamora angrily punches the walls of her cage upon learning that she is described as "Daughter of Thanos" and gets shocked.
8	-->'''Peter:''' You're not supposed to tap the glass!
9	** Tiny angry Baby Groot is adorable.
10	** Rocket's exchange regarding his given label is probably the best part:
11	--->'''Peter:''' Hey, you wanna know what they call ''you'', Rocket?\
12	'''Rocket:''' I ''know'' what they call me: "Cybernetic Genetic-"\
13	'''Peter:''' ''[Reading the sign]'' "Pet rodent?!"\
14	'''Drax:''' ''HA HA HA HA HA!''\
15	'''Rocket:''' '''Pet?! ''Who wants to pet my FIST?!'''''\
16	'''Peter:''' I thought you'd be more upset about the "rodent" part.
17	* Rocket interrupting one of the Collector's queue videos, saying that [[LampshadeHanging he was getting sick of listening to that same video being played over and over]].
18	* Rocket taking a pause from the mayhem he's about to inflict by swiping Peter's Walkman from the collector case.
19	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0F2aLwt2d8&t=85s The escape video with Peter]] has him tied up by a bunch of tentacles... with Baby Groot dancing to the music. He later kicks an alien into their cells and is dogpiled by more of them in retaliation.
20	** If you look at Groot, you see that he points and laughs at Peter in the Dog Pile?
21	* Depending on the ride profile, Rocket has different quips when taken to the top of the ride shaft and riders can see the rest of the park. Various examples include:
22	-->'''Rocket:''' Disneyland? That's thematically inconsistent!\
23	'''Rocket:''' Is that Disneyland? This is so cool!\
24	'''Rocket:''' So, what happens if I push this button... ''[gets a electrical shock, lights flash, vehicle drops]''
25	* During the "Monsters After Dark" (the ride's Halloween reskin), we find out that Rocket's vandalism spree [[NiceJobBreakingItHero left the Collector's nastier additions to the zoo roaming free]]. Unfortunately, Little Groot is wandering around in there like the oblivious toddler he is. The purpose of the riders?
26	-->'''Rocket:''' A gantry lift full of warm Terrans makes a really great distraction.\
27	'''Rocket:''' Remember, if you see a scary creature, scream real loud, and look delicious.
28	* Some big, nasty house-sized critter with MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily about to bust through the door, Baby Groot takes the time to [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu mock it]]
29	-->'''Baby Groot:''' (giving a BringIt gesture) I am Groot!\
30	'''Rocket:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Watch your language!]]
31	* A painting in the queue shows the Collector's brother [[Film/ThorRagnarok the Grandmaster]] {{Rage Quit}}ting a game of ''checkers'', and the former {{Face Palm}}ing in response. Funniest EarlyBirdCameo ever?
32	* At the end of the ride, Drax questions why the Guardians are thanking the riders, a massive LampshadeHanging of motion simulator rides that have the riders follow the characters but don't actually do anything but watch.

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