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1	* "And I'll put more guards on the guards!"
2	** Just the fact that poor Adams is flustered throughout his entire conversation with Altaira
3	** Even Morbius thought it was funny, except perhaps the part about the [[PapaWolf kissing...]]
4	* Poor Cooky seems to be the ship's designated ButtMonkey.
5	** When Cooky rendezvous with Robby, and tries out some of the bourbon.
6	--> '''Cooky''': cough cough ''It's smooth too!''
7	* Robby's dry sense of humor, as noted on the main page:
8	-->'''Commander Adams:''' Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.
9	-->'''Robby:''' I rarely use it myself, sir. It promotes rust.
10	** When Altaira requests he make her a new outfit, with lots of Star sapphires.
11	-->'''Robby:''' Star sapphires take a week to crystallize properly. Would diamonds or emeralds do?
12	-->'''[[SpoiledSweet Altaira]]:''' (''pouts'') Well, if they're large enough.
13	** When Altaira first says she needs a new dress, Robby's comment is an exasperated: "Again?"
14	** This exchange:
15	--> '''Robby the Robot''': Can I be of service, sir?
16	--> '''Cook''': Look, never mind the sir, mister, but I'm a stranger on this so-called planet and I was just wondering if, well if you could tell me where I could... a guy could get ahold of the real stuff?
17	--> '''Robby the Robot''': Real stuff?
18	--> '''Cook''': Just for cooking purposes you understand. I take a big pride in my duties.
19	--> '''Robby the Robot''': Pardon me, sir. Stuff?
20	--> '''Cook''': (''Pulls out bottle of bourbon'') Oh, just about one jolt left. Oh, Genuine Ancient Rocket Bourbon. See here? (''Robby takes the bottle and empties it into his analyzer slot'')
21	--> '''Cook''': Well, you low living contraption, I oughta take a can opener to you!
22	--> '''Robby the Robot''': Quiet please, I am analyzing. BELCH! Yes, relatively simple alcohol molecules with traces of fusel oil. Would 60 gallons be sufficient?
23	--> '''Cook''': Gallons? Mister, I been from here to there in this galaxy and I just want you to know you're the most understanding soul I ever met up with! (''Slaps Robby's steel back'') OW!

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