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1	* When Walter and Catherine first met.
2	--> '''Catherine''': [[TooDumbToLive Do you have a boat?]]
3	--> '''Walter''': No. [[DeadpanSnarker I walked.]]
4	* While Walter is trying to teach Catherine how to catch a fish barehanded. When a fish swims toward them, we get this:
5	--> '''Walter''': (''in a hushed voice'') Hey, here she comes again.
6	--> '''Catherine''': How do you know it's a "she"?
7	--> '''Walter''': [[StealthInsult Her mouth is open]], now be quiet.
8	* After Jenny hands Walter one of his whiskey bottles after he'd almost choked.
9	--> '''Walter''': (''playing dumb'') Why, how strange!
10	--> '''Jenny''': What?
11	--> '''Walter''': That you should bring me this.
12	--> '''Jenny''': I've done it before.
13	--> '''Walter''': No you haven't.
14	--> '''Jenny''': Yes I have.
15	--> '''Walter''': Shut up.
16	* During the wedding.
17	--> '''Houghton''': There's a bit of paperwork to fill out, Walter. Who's the Maid of Honor?
18	--> '''Catherine''': Umm, Elizabeth Anderson.
19	--> '''Houghton''': And the Best Man?
20	--> '''Walter''': Uh, [[NonIndicativeName Harry]] [=MacGregor=].
21	--> '''Houghton''': Harry?
22	--> '''Walter''': Just believe me.
23	* Before the wedding, Walter radios the base for a chaplain. What's Houghton's response when the radioman relays the message without elaborating?
24	--> '''Cdr. Houghton''': A ''Chaplain''?! Good heavens, he's killed her!
25	** Followed up by the radioman's own shock, when he explains Walter and Catherine's intentions to get married.

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