Line #13 Funny/BobChipman


1	* This quote:
2	-->"The subwoofer was never meant to be ''weaponized''."
3	* When he gives the Pool Cleaning Robot from ''Film/ParanormalActivity2'' Best Character of the Year in his 2010 Moviebob Awards Video.
4	* His disgust for the movie ''Film/{{Pixels}}'':
5	-->''"Is this what [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones cavemen]] felt like the first time they saw what, to them, must've looked like something [[TotalEclipseOfThePlot literally eating the fucking sun]]?! Is this that existential horror thing [[Creator/HPLovecraft Lovecraft]] was talking about ([[TakeThat in between all the super-uncomfortable]] anti-semitic stuff)?!"''
6	** He finishes the review with a barrage of insults to the actors and the audience that likes this film that CrossesTheLineTwice.
7	* The ''very'' colorful barrage of insults [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOJPcjmtDPM he comes up with]] for ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'' to underline how badly the film falls into TheManIsStickingItToTheMan territory regarding how blatantly it's trying to appear "punk" without actually ''acting'' "punk":
8	-->"It's the radio edit of a Music/KidRock cover of an Music/IggyPop track, the feature-length adaptation of a blonde mullet-sporting ten-year-old shouting 'WORLD STAR!' from the [=Chuck-E-Cheese=] ballpit on Snapchat."
9	* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciRwRahgSuE video review]] of ''Film/{{Downsizing}}''. To say anymore would only spoil the humor.
10	* [[invoked]] In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3203AP0k_Y Can Justice League Fix Batman V Superman]]", Bob imagines a retcon for the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Granny's Peach Tea moment]].
11	* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwXt5vu3f4g review]] for ''Film/PacificRimUprising'' begins with an introduction in Mandarin thanking Chinese audiences for making the first ''Film/PacificRim'' film profitable enough to warrant a sequel. However, he [[TakeThat refuses to thank them for doing the same]] to ''{{Film/Warcraft}}''.
12	* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAP0NlxqbW4 review]] of ''Film/Rampage2018'', which begins with mentioning how many games of the original arcade could've been played with the film's budget. Then he breaks into an explanation of what arcades were for normal viewers, which gets weirder as he goes deeper into what certain terms meant, apparently worried an apocalypse might break out before the video is released. Then he gets to the actual review, which is only about twenty seconds long (he likes it. A lot.) Cut to credits.
13	** Okay, he has to make a ''real'' review of the movie, which he kicks off with Schadenfreude-like glee that one of the best Video Game movies he's seen in years isn't about some "cinematic" AAA modern game, but an old-school arcade game with an ExcusePlot at best.
14	--->"''(laughs)'' Remember when someone thought ''Franchise/AssassinsCreed'' should be [[Film/AssassinsCreed2016 a movie]] and Creator/MichaelFassbender was in it? ''(laughs)'' They tried to make ''Film/{{Hitman}}'' [[Film/HitmanAgent47 twice!]] ''(laughs)'' We still haven't had a [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] movie! ''(laughs)'' Did you see that last [[Film/TombRaider2018 Tomb Raider?]] ''(laughs)'' [[TakeThat Not according to the Box Office]], I realize! ''(laughs)'' I'm sorry guys, it's just that we get justice so seldom I almost forget what it feels like!"
15	* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8pEqx19fk increasing exasperation]] with the [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext sheer madness]] that is the comic book history of Creator/JackKirby's ComicBook/TheEternals.
16	** [[invoked]] There's also the fact that Chipman uses the [[MemeticMutation highly memetic]] scene of the CatFolk lighthouse keeper from the ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' episode "[[Recap/RickAndMortyS2E9LookWhosPurgingNow Look Who's Purging Now]]" [[BrutalHonesty to underline]] how "[[DamnedByFaintPraise As a writer, Kirby... was a great artist]]!"
17	** Further into his in-depth analysis of the history of the Eternals, he mentions one of the newer (and surprisingly easy to understand) {{Retcon}}s given in the Marvel Universe to serve as a "simplifier" of needlessly confusing continuity is the ancient [[PhysicalGod Celestial]] "Progenitor" being killed by [[HordeOfAlienLocusts the Horde]] on primordial Earth, and his AlienBlood spreading out over the planet is responsible for Earth in the Marvel Universe being such a FantasyKitchenSink and WeirdnessMagnet.
18	--->"Which, okay, you might say that actually might make things a little ''[[MetaOrigin simpler]]'', actually, [[HopeSpot at least more streamline]]--''[[ShaggyDogStory Of course there's more]]!''"
19	** Shortly, he underscores how the Prehistoric Avengers fighting against the [[EvilCounterpart Dark Celestial]] "Zeghreb the Sorrower" featured the first Ghost Rider ''[[RuleOfCool on a flaming wooly mammoth]]'' with an electric guitar riff.
20	--->"[[LampshadeHanging Okay, this is kind of dumb, but also kind of awesome]]."
21	* [[invoked]] His slow shift into [[EvilLaugh maniacal cackling]] over how during TheNewTens Facebook almost singlehandedly screwed over the entire online film criticism industry during his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG1m7cKCZHk video]] on the CriticalDissonance of ''Film/{{Eternals}}'', particularly when his sarcastic laughter starts getting underlayed with the Joker's evil laughter from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheKillingJoke''.
22	* The very, ''very'' lengthy (and invoked) case of LeaveTheCameraRunning during his "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtpp3_YcV0o review]]" of ''Film/{{Morbius\|2022}}''.

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