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---> "''(laughs)'' Remember when someone thought ''Franchise/AssassinsCreed'' should be [[Film/AssassinsCreed a movie]] and Creator/MichaelFassbender was in it? ''(laughs)'' They tried to make ''Film/{{Hitman}}'' [[Film/HitmanAgent47 twice!]] ''(laughs)'' We still haven't had a [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] movie! ''(laughs)'' Did you see that last ''[[Film/TombRaider2018 Tomb Raider?]] ''(laughs)'' [[TakeThat Not according to the Box Office]], I realize! ''(laughs)'' I'm sorry guys, it's just that we get Justice so seldom I almost forget what it feels like!"

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---> "''(laughs)'' Remember when someone thought ''Franchise/AssassinsCreed'' should be [[Film/AssassinsCreed [[Film/AssassinsCreed2016 a movie]] and Creator/MichaelFassbender was in it? ''(laughs)'' They tried to make ''Film/{{Hitman}}'' [[Film/HitmanAgent47 twice!]] ''(laughs)'' We still haven't had a [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] movie! ''(laughs)'' Did you see that last ''[[Film/TombRaider2018 Tomb Raider?]] ''(laughs)'' [[TakeThat Not according to the Box Office]], I realize! ''(laughs)'' I'm sorry guys, it's just that we get Justice so seldom I almost forget what it feels like!"


* His video review of Downsizing. To say anymore would only spoil the humor.* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3203AP0k_Y Can Justice League Fix Batman V Superman]]", Bob imagines a retcon for [[spoiler:the Granny's Peach Tea moment]].

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* His video review of Downsizing. To say anymore would only spoil the humor.humor.
* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3203AP0k_Y Can Justice League Fix Batman V Superman]]", Bob imagines a retcon for [[spoiler:the Granny's Peach Tea moment]].

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** He finishes the review with a barrage of insults to the actors and the audience that likes this film that CrossesTheLineTwice.


* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3203AP0k_Y Can Justice League Fix Batman V Superman]]", Bob imagines a retcon for [[spoiler:the Granny's Peach Tea moment]].

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--> "The subwoofer was never meant to be ''weaponized''."
* When he gives the Pool Cleaning Robot from ''Film/ParanormalActivity2'' Best Character of the Year in his 2010 Moviebob Awards Video.
* His video review of Downsizing. To say anymore would only spoil the humor.
* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3203AP0k_Y Can Justice League Fix Batman V Superman]]", Bob imagines a retcon for [[spoiler:the Granny's Peach Tea moment]].


* His review of ''Film/{{Rampage}}'', which begins with mentioning how many games of the original arcade could've been played with the film's budget. Then he breaks into an explanation of what arcades were for normal viewers, which gets weirder as he goes deeper into what certain terms meant, apparently worried an apocalypse might break out before the video is released. Then he gets to the actual review, which is only about twenty seconds long(he likes it. A lot.) Cut to credits.

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* His review of ''Film/{{Rampage}}'', ''Film/Rampage2018'', which begins with mentioning how many games of the original arcade could've been played with the film's budget. Then he breaks into an explanation of what arcades were for normal viewers, which gets weirder as he goes deeper into what certain terms meant, apparently worried an apocalypse might break out before the video is released. Then he gets to the actual review, which is only about twenty seconds long(he likes it. A lot.) Cut to credits.


* His review for ''Film/PacificRimUprising'' begins with an introduction in Mandarin thanking Chinese audiences for making the first ''Film/PacificRim'' film profitable enough to warrant a sequel. However, he refuses to thank them for doing the same to ''{{Film/Warcraft}}''.

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* His review for ''Film/PacificRimUprising'' begins with an introduction in Mandarin thanking Chinese audiences for making the first ''Film/PacificRim'' film profitable enough to warrant a sequel. However, he refuses to thank them for doing the same to ''{{Film/Warcraft}}''.''{{Film/Warcraft}}''.
* His review of ''Film/{{Rampage}}'', which begins with mentioning how many games of the original arcade could've been played with the film's budget. Then he breaks into an explanation of what arcades were for normal viewers, which gets weirder as he goes deeper into what certain terms meant, apparently worried an apocalypse might break out before the video is released. Then he gets to the actual review, which is only about twenty seconds long(he likes it. A lot.) Cut to credits.
** Okay, he has to make a ''real'' review of the movie, which he kicks off with Schadenfreude-like glee that one of the best Video Game movies he's seen in years isn't about some "cinematic" AAA modern game, but an old-school arcade game with an ExcusePlot at best.
---> "''(laughs)'' Remember when someone thought ''Franchise/AssassinsCreed'' should be [[Film/AssassinsCreed a movie]] and Creator/MichaelFassbender was in it? ''(laughs)'' They tried to make ''Film/{{Hitman}}'' [[Film/HitmanAgent47 twice!]] ''(laughs)'' We still haven't had a [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] movie! ''(laughs)'' Did you see that last ''[[Film/TombRaider2018 Tomb Raider?]] ''(laughs)'' [[TakeThat Not according to the Box Office]], I realize! ''(laughs)'' I'm sorry guys, it's just that we get Justice so seldom I almost forget what it feels like!"


-->''"Is this what [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones cavemen]] felt like the first time they saw what, to them, must've looked like something [[TotalEclipseOfThePlot literally eating the fucking sun]]? Is this that existential horror thing [[Creator/HPLovecraft Lovecraft]] was talking about (in between all the super-uncomfortable anti-semitic stuff)?"''

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-->''"Is this what [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones cavemen]] felt like the first time they saw what, to them, must've looked like something [[TotalEclipseOfThePlot literally eating the fucking sun]]? Is this that existential horror thing [[Creator/HPLovecraft Lovecraft]] was talking about (in between all the super-uncomfortable anti-semitic stuff)?"''stuff)?"''
* His review for ''Film/PacificRimUprising'' begins with an introduction in Mandarin thanking Chinese audiences for making the first ''Film/PacificRim'' film profitable enough to warrant a sequel. However, he refuses to thank them for doing the same to ''{{Film/Warcraft}}''.


* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3203AP0k_Y Can Justice League Fix Batman V Superman]]", Bob imagines a retcon for [[spoiler:the Granny's Peach Tea moment]].

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* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3203AP0k_Y Can Justice League Fix Batman V Superman]]", Bob imagines a retcon for [[spoiler:the Granny's Peach Tea moment]].moment]].
* His disgust for the movie ''Film/{{Pixels}}'':
-->''"Is this what [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones cavemen]] felt like the first time they saw what, to them, must've looked like something [[TotalEclipseOfThePlot literally eating the fucking sun]]? Is this that existential horror thing [[Creator/HPLovecraft Lovecraft]] was talking about (in between all the super-uncomfortable anti-semitic stuff)?"''

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* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3203AP0k_Y Can Justice League Fix Batman V Superman]]", Bob imagines a retcon for [[spoiler:the Granny's Peach Tea moment]].

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