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5	->''"Take a weapon of assassination and call it deterrence. You won't fool a fly or me. I'm not going to drink it."''
6	-->-- '''Senator June Finch''' to '''Lex Luthor''', taken literally.
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8	Despite its super-serious reputation, somber tone and the tragic moments happening in it, ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'' does have its moments to make you laugh, and not just from the smart-talking Lex.
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14	[[folder: Superman]]
15	* Clark jumping into the tub with Lois, when he's still clothed. Even Lois is loving every moment of it.
16	-->'''Lois:''' ''(Laughing in delight)'' Clark, you're gonna flood the ''apartment''!\
17	'''Clark:''' ''(With a sly smirk)'' Mm-hmm!
18	* How does Superman stop the Batmobile? By standing perfectly still and letting the speeding car [[NighInvulnerable bounce off him]].
19	[[/folder]]
20
21	[[folder: Batman]]
22	[[TheComicallySerious For such a serious character, Batman sure has a lot of funny moments.]]
23	* Upon meeting Clark and hearing which paper he's with, Bruce wonders aloud if he owns it. He doesn't even seem to be playing the ObfuscatingStupidity angle, either. He's genuinely perplexed.
24	** It could also be a nod to the comics, where Bruce Wayne actually DID own the Daily Planet at one point.
25	** There's this gem from Bruce:
26	--->'''Bruce''': Maybe it's the Gotham City in me. We just have a bad history with ''[[ComicBook/TheJoker freaks dressed like clowns]]''.
27	** When Bruce greets Lex, he says his name in an exasperated tone, like he's wishing someone would put a bullet in his head just so he doesn't have to listen to this guy.
28	* When Batman chases the [=LexCorp=] truck containing the Kryptonite sample, the way he uses the Batmobile's towing cable to send a car full of {{mooks}} up in the air and make it land on another car full of mooks in OhCrap mode.
29	* Batman has one during the middle of his fight with Superman when the kryptonite dust he struck Superman with wears off. He's repeatedly punching Superman across the face, until the punches no longer do damage and [[NoSell harmlessly clang! off Superman's chin]]. Cue a pissed off Superman and Batman backing slowly away with his arms raised defensively and an [[OhCrap expression]] that shows he knows very well he fucked up.
30	** The look on his face seems to ''scream'' "I wonder if saying 'now, hold on a second, let's talk about this' will work."
31	* During the Batman/Superman battle, Batman literally uses everything he can to injure Superman, KitchenSinkIncluded.
32	* A small one; Batman promised that Superman would bleed. During their battle he cuts Superman's face with the kryptonite spear purely as an "I told you so" moment, except Superman ''didn't'' bleed because the radiation from kryptonite cauterises wounds.
33	* Batman's "[[OhCrap Oh, shit!]]" in response to being shot down and cornered by Doomsday. It becomes funnier when you remember a similar incident in ''Film/ManOfSteel'', where Faora leaps towards a fighter jet [[CallBack and the pilot says the same thing]].
34	** The meta aspect of that line is also pretty funny, too. Apparently [[http://batman-news.com/2016/03/26/ben-affleck-improvised-oh-shit-batman/ Ben Affleck improvised that line, as that wasn't in the script.]] So, in the heat of the moment, Affleck decided that was something that The Goddamn Batman would say if he were about to die, and Zach Snyder agreed with him. The fact that Batman's the image for NotSoStoic just makes it funnier.
35	* During the fight scene where Batman fights twenty of Luthor's Mooks or so, there is one that is holding a gun and clearly looks incredibly nervous listening to the fight scene happening on the other side of the wall. He gets tackled through the wall shortly afterwards.
36	** Earlier, Batman managed to knock a thug back, causing him to drop a grenade he was holding. The thug grabs it, forgetting that he'd already pulled the pin. [[TooDumbToLive It ends as well as you'd expect.]]
37	** There's also a small one where Batman is overwhelmed by two mooks, one of whom stabs him in the shoulder. [[LaserGuidedKarma Once Batman gets back to his feet, he rips out the knife and stabs the mook in the same spot.]]
38	* The moment where Batman rescues Martha Kent:
39	-->'''Batman:''' It's alright. I'm a friend of your son.
40	-->'''Martha:''' I figured. The cape.
41	** The best part is how Batman simply nods in response to this, as if [[DiscussedTrope acknowledging that]] SuperheroesWearCapes.
42	** What's even funnier about Batman saying he's a friend of Superman's is the fact that ''just five minutes earlier'', he was trying to ''kill'' him!
43	** Also counts as HilariousInHindsight with ''Film/JusticeLeague2017''. Considering Batman is the only member of the team to actually know Superman before his death (Superman and Wonder Woman never interacted during the Doomsday battle), that means all the members who ''didn't'' know him (Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash and Cyborg) are the ones who ''don't'' wear capes.
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46	[[folder: Wonder Woman]]
47	* During a party held at a museum, Diana is being told about an antique sword that the curator has sought his whole career to obtain. He's just so excited over this. Then when the curator's out of earshot, Bruce steps in and they reveal that the sword is a fake. Diana actually seemed to know more about the sword's history than the curator.
48	* When Wonder Woman arrives at the fight against Doomsday, saving Batman in the process, she immediately gets involved in the fight with a big, excited grin on her face. Superman and Batman are understandably flabbergasted.
49	-->'''Superman''': She with you?
50	-->'''Batman''': ...I thought she was with you.
51	** Really, most of Wonder Woman's moments in the climax. She just seems so ''giddy'' to be in a proper battle.
52	* When Lex gives his speech at the benefit and [[SadlyMythtaken mangles the story of Prometheus]], you can see Diana rolling her eyes in exasperation (doubly funny since she might not only be upset at his getting the story as it's been passed down wrong, but she's old enough to have ''been there'', and be frustrated at how the story has been gotten wrong through generations of retelling).
53	** She's not the only one. A few of the guests can be seen either smirking or losing interest. Lex can't get any respect.
54	* Diana, smugly walking away with Bruce's hacking bug and nearly pulling off a perfect StealthHiBye. Then, when he finally manages to catch up and confront her about it later - she reveals that she had already given it back; Bruce, the Batman himself, is left completely flabbergasted. What sells it is her sly smile when she tells him off that no, she's ''not'' like any woman he's ever known. He gets her back later by sending her a picture she had been looking for; of her from World War One, complete with a few choice questions.
55	** [[FreezeFrameBonus If one looks at the email that Bruce sent Diana, there is some text next to the attached photo:]] [[BrickJoke "Boys share too"]]. It references the moment where Diana told Bruce that she believes boys are born with little inclination to share.
56	** What's really funny is that the reason she gives it back to him after taking it, is that she can't break Lex's encryption, and he has to send her the files that she tried to steal.
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59	[[folder: Lex Luthor]]
60	Given Lex is a shameless LargeHam, a good chunk of the laughter comes from him.
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62	* When Lex is asking the government to assist him in taking down Superman, he's casually eating sweets as he does so. At the end, he offers one to a stone-faced representative before poking it into his mouth ("It's cherry!").
63	* When Zod's body is being delivered to Lex, there's a closing-in shot of him making beckoning motions with his hands. Before the camera can get too close, Lex holds his hands up as if to say "close enough."
64	* Clark and Bruce are having a heated debate about their alter-egos trampling over civil liberties, when Lex appears out of nowhere and immediately tries to lighten the mood. Repeat: [[{{Jerkass}} Lex Luthor]] tries to [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject lighten the mood]] in a scene with [[TheParagon Superman's alter-ego]].
65	-->'''Lex''': (''shakes Clark's hand'') Ow-wow! That is a good grip! (''to Bruce'') You should '''not''' pick a fight with this person!
66	** Given the title and theme of the movie, that last line can also count as a [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs meta]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall joke]]. Given that he already knows who they are, he was probably trolling them.
67	** Listen carefully when Lex raps Clark on the chest. You can hear how solid he is.
68	** Lex's demeanor when dealing with both heroes; he sounds like a giddy kid watching a prize fight, even comparing them to gladiators. Then he realizes they won't fight to the finish, and suddenly [[LetsGetDangerous he stops being quite so giddy...]]
69	* The awkward conclusion to Lex's party speech. After flaunting his knowledge, he soon realizes that he's run out of fun facts and flip-flops between giggling and shouting before weakly excusing himself. ''This'' guy is the BigBad.
70	* When Superman comes face-to-face with Lex for the first time, he sees Lex sitting cross-legged on the floor and grinning like it's his birthday.
71	* Upon Superman's return without Batman's head to him and just before unleashing Doomsday, Lex contacts Anatoly Knyazev to hear if he has killed Martha Kent, not knowing what just happened (Batman curb-stomped Knyazev's goons and got rid of Knyazev via FlamethrowerBackfire).
72	-->'''Lex:''' (Phone rings) Ah! That'll be the cook! [[BlackHumor Gotham Roasts, well done!]] Hello, break the bad news! ''(smiling)''
73	-->'''Batman:''' ''(on the phone)'' I'd rather do the ''breaking'' in person...
74	-->''(Lex's smile fades away)''
75	-->'''Superman''': (Deadpan expression) You've lost.
76	-->'''Lex''': [[SoreLoser I don't know how to lose]].
77	-->'''Superman''': (Still keeping the same deadpan expression) [[DeadpanSnarker You'll learn...]]
78	-->'''Lex''': [[SarcasmMode Haha, "I'll learn"!]] (Briefly smiles before swiftly being replaced with a look of tranquil rage.)
79	* "The bell can't be un-rung! Ding, ding, ding, ding!"
80	[[/folder]]
81
82	[[folder: Alfred]]
83	* Alfred's no slouch when it comes to [[ServileSnarker snarking]] on Master Bruce:
84	--> "Even you've gotten too old to die young. [[DeathSeeker And not for lack of trying.]]"
85	--> "I hope the next generation of Waynes won't inherit an empty wine cellar... not that there's likely to BE a next generation..."
86	--> "Go upstairs and socialize. Some young lady from Metropolis will make you honest. Uh uh, ''In your dreams, Alfred''..." ''([[INeedAFreakingDrink drinks]])''
87	** [[HilariousInHindsight The last one gets funnier]] when you realize the [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises last time]] we saw Bruce and Alfred in action, a similar exchange happens with regards to Selina Kyle:
88	--> '''Bruce:''' So now you're trying to set me up with a jewel thief?
89	--> '''Alfred:''' At this point I'd [[BestialityIsDepraved set you up with a chimpanzee]] if it brought you back to the real world!
90	* Alfred tests Batman’s vocal modulator by muttering “funnel fairy butter bar” over and over. Bruce gives a look like this is the first time he’s seen Alfred do this and doesn’t look especially thrilled.
91	* While Batman and Superman frantically rush to rescue Martha Kent, [[CasualDangerDialogue Alfred is chatting in the most casual way imaginable via communicator.]]
92	** From the extended cut of that sequence, we get this gem where Alfred doesn't hesitate to tell Bruce how he really feels:
93	-->'''Bruce:''' After Alfred tells him that he's already got their next target locked on ...I don't deserve you Alfred...
94	-->'''Alfred:''' ...no ''Sir'' you don't.
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96
97	[[folder: Perry White]]
98	* Perry White is portrayed not as the stern-but-wise figure he was in ''Film/ManOfSteel'', but as the headline-obsessed grump we all know and love from the comics.
99	-->'''Perry:''' "Crime wave in [[WretchedHive Gotham]]." Other breaking news! Water: Wet.
100	* The dialogue with Lois and Perry in this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pClPi1CYWx0 promo clip]]. Especially Perry's deadpan response.
101	-->'''Lois:''' No match. My guys in the crime lab never seen one before.\
102	'''Perry:''' It's called a bullet. You shoot people with 'em.
103	* Perry's comment when Clark is inquiring about the infamous Batman.
104	-->'''Perry:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Nobody cares about Clark Kent taking on the Batman.]]
105	* Perry's exasperation at Clark disappearing from work.
106	-->'''Perry:''' Where does he go?! Where does he go? [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Clicks his heels three times and goes back to Kansas,]] I suppose.
107	* A RunningGag is that whenever Lois or Clark go out of town for something, Perry gets stingy with travel costs.
108	-->'''Perry:''' Coach. No extra leg-room.\
109	''[Lois leaves the office, but briefly comes back.]''\
110	'''Lois:''' Economy plus.\
111	'''Perry:''' COACH!
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114	[[folder: Others]]
115	* In a meeting with Lex, Senator Finch is clearly not buying his "I care about America's interests" schtick. She sarcastically replies that he should get some piss and label it "Granny's Peach Tea".
116	** Later at the infamous Senate hearing, Finch notices a jar full of dirty yellow liquid. [[BrickJoke When she inspects the label, guess what it says...]]
117	** She notices the jar while delivering a grand speech about the importance of democracy and peaceful conversation. After she sees the jar, she slowly loses her composure and begins stammering. Superman, who has been listening to her speech with a solemn expression, gets confused and stares at her as if there is something in her face.
118	* The brief footage of the Flash in his street clothes stopping a convenience store holdup. As soon as he sees the gunman, he smirks, whisks him away, then goes back to what he was doing before: picking out milk. And the milk he was holding? It doesn't even hit the ground!
119	** Even better, he visibly looks at the camera and ''rolls his eyes!'' As if he can't go ''anywhere'' anymore without having to break up a crime on video.
120	* In the Ultimate Edition, Creator/JonStewart gives his two cents on Superman, envisioning him as an insecure jingoist.
121	-->He has one third of USA on his chest, wears red and blue... his cape is not the Declaration of Independence because it would be too on the nose!
122	* General Swanwick's response to Lois Lane confronting him in the men's bathroom: "With balls like yours, you BELONG in here!"
123	* This may be a misinterpretation, as the lyrics sung by the choir in the soundtrack are likely in Latin or the like. Regardless, listen closely as Batman realises in stunned amazement that Superman is standing right before him and that he has an opportunity to ([[NoSell try to]]) run him over. The choir appears to be singing ''oh'' '''''Jeeeeesusss''''' '''''CHRIST!!!''''' Which, given the film's extensive Christ metaphors, not to mention the weirdly appropriate timing given Batman's reaction and the overall drama of the scene, is extremely amusing.
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126	[[folder: Meta]]
127	* The fourth trailer opens with Batman attacking and [[CurbStompBattle easily dispatching]] an entire gang of criminals, [[OneManArmy all by himself]]. His diagnostic after he's done?
128	-->"I'm getting slow in my old age, Alfred."
129	* At the 2015 Comic Con, Creator/BenAffleck related a surreal story where he was at a costume shop with his young son around Halloween and wandered into the superhero aisle. He hears someone call out from behind him and turns around to see Creator/ChristianBale. Just imagine the sight of Affleck and Bale talking next to an aisle of Batman costumes.
130	** Bale's advice to Affleck? Make sure he can piss in the Batsuit.
131	* This [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ6In2cZzuc LexCorp ad]]. It's just so pretentious and non-threatening that it becomes hilarious when you remember who the CEO is.
132	* [[http://www.wired.com/brandlab/2015/12/lexical-analysis-lex-luthor-on-disrupting-the-vigilante-industrial-complex "Lexical Analysis"]], a reporter's interview with Lex Luthor. It's so real and well-done that you just can't help but enjoy it.
133	** There's also this attempt at damage-control released after Luthor's defeat:
134	--> Due to unfortunate circumstances, Lex Corp Industries will be temporarily suspending its global operations.
135	--> When interviewed about his actions against a fallen alien, Lex Luthor responded with; 'Ding, ding, ding, ding. Are we entering the second round?
136	* This [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T802ywNiYA WEIRD edited version of Trailer 2]].
137	* At Comic-Con 2015, several celebrities (including the casts of ''{{Series/Arrow}}'' and ''{{Series/The Flash 2014}}'') were asked as to who would win in a fight between Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman. When asked for his response, Creator/BrandonRouth replied: [[ActorAllusion Superman.]] Creator/CiaraRenee (Hawkgirl) and ''Arrow'' producer Marc Guggenheim quickly pointed out the bias.
138	** Routh's connection to Superman was taken advantage of again in The [=CW=]'s promotion of the film. When the question of who will win is brought to Routh, he looks at the camera deadpan and asks:
139	-->'''Brandon Routh''': Really? You're seriously asking ''me'' that quesiton?
140	* The new Superbowl TV spots? Metropolis and Gotham-based ads for Turkish Airlines, with Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor guest-starring.
141	** You know you've got the best PR team in Gotham if you can make your city's crime rate look good. [[note]] Seen when they show the Batsignal and sell it as an opportunity to meet Batman, even though the Batsignal being turned on means that someone as dangerous as the Joker must be on the loose.[[/note]]
142	* The "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y8iRvQdSGA deleted scene]]" with Jimmy Kimmel.
143	-->'''Bruce Wayne''': I will rip your dick off.
144	** Lex's disappointed reaction when he realizes Clark Kent is Superman:
145	-->'''Lex Luthor''': I spent my whole life trying to kill a journalist. I feel so embarrassed, carry on. I love your column.
146	** This is made funnier by the reveal that Lex already knew who both of them were during this scene in the actual movie.
147	* ''MAD Magazine'' lists off all the reasons [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/batman-v-superman10/160211-MAD-Magazine-538.jpg why Batman and Superman would hate each other.]] Batman's reasons have a touch of HoYay, while Superman's revolve around how impractical Batman's schtick really is.
148	* Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill have a lot of off set friendly rivalry going on, in part for good humour and also to help promote the film. One such case is Ben having Henry's trailer decorated with memorabilia from the film--but with a heavy emphasis on ''Batman''. At the end of the little clip, he steals the Batman mug for himself!
149	---> '''Ben Affleck''': "Henry, I didn't realize you were such a big fan."
150	** Then there is Cavill [[https://www.instagram.com/p/BDJ45DfA5ir/ getting payback.]]
151	* [[https://youtu.be/MqR9IOrVFPU The Onion Reviews "Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice"]] is darkly humorous.
152	* In an [[http://news.yahoo.com/henry-cavill-fan-response-to-batman-v-superman-is-153603237.html interview]], Ben and Henry were asked to respond to the film's mixed reception. Some [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ben-affleck-batman-v-superman-reviews_us_56f54583e4b0a3721819b4da?cps=gravity_2425_-6294564469745407421 internet wag]] then set Ben's reaction to Simon and Garfunkel's "Sound of Silence."
153	* Conan O'Brian ended up doing a section by section interview of the cast, until all of them were on stage at the same time. They had such comradery with each other and was such a fun interview O'Brien labeled it the greatest episode of his show. Specific moments:
154	** Creator/GalGadot detailed how she and Creator/AmyAdams developed a nice friendship on set. She ''meant'' to go on to say they had a slumber party (as they both had young daughters), but... because she [[EloquentInMyNativeTongue isn't that familiar with American slang]], started to put it: "[[AccidentalInnuendo We slept tog]]--[[OhCrap no...]]" [[LesYay Everyone reacted]] [[GirlOnGirlIsHot like you'd expect.]] Poor Gal. It becomes HilariousInHindsight with ''ComicBook/DCRebirth'' confirming that Diana is bisexual.
155	*** Adams's "perky" reaction, with a wide-eyed grin and theatrically "thoughtful" look, is especially priceless, a la "I ''do'' believe ThatsWhatSheSaid!" And then she gives a similarly theatrical "SHH!"
156	** Creator/JesseEisenberg talked about his interactions with General Zod's corpse, faithfully recreated from Michael Shannon... except apparently his genitalia because he "didn't sign off on that". Affleck joked they used his instead.
157	** Cavill and Affleck share their stories of being cast. Affleck wasn't sure of signing on because he didn't feel he could do a Batman origin story but when Snyder told him he would be older "a little fucked up and on the edge of moral bankruptcy" he was like "I'm your man." [[Creator/HenryCavill Cavill]] [[CallBack admitted he missed the initial "You got the part" call because he was busy playing]] VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft.
158	* During a watch party of the film he did in 2019, Creator/ZackSnyder commented on Batman's warehouse fight scene, mixing intentionally {{blatant lies}} and {{black comedy}}.
159	-->''(Luthor's mooks get beaten in violent fashion, very likely to be lethal in some case)''\
160	'''Snyder:''' These guys are fine, no worry. ''(a few more get beaten)'' These guys are fine too.
161	** "[[Website/RottenTomatoes 28%]]? That's rude!"
162	** While navigating his digital cloud to select the film and start the watch party, Snyder stopped on his collection of... ''Franchise/{{Barbie}}'' films. And [[RealMenWearPink admitted liking them]].
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