Line #9 Funny/ArchieSonicOnline


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2
3	!! Sonic the Hedgehog Online
4	[[folder:Issue 248]]
5	* Big the Cat being the one to ultimately defeat Tails Doll is funny to think about in of itself, but then comes his response to doing so, which also serves as a CallBack to the VideoGame/SonicAdventure arc.
6	--> '''Big:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Fishing inside monsters is weird.]]
7	[[/folder]]
8	[[folder:Issue 249]]
9	* After Metal Sonic is freed from Silver's stasis, he immediately targets Sonic and Mecha Sally. Mecha Sally is labeled as "Priority One". Sonic? "''Real'' Priority One".
10	* Part of Metal Sonic's override code for Mecha Sally is "MAKESONICSUFFER".
11	[[/folder]]
12
13	[[folder:Issue 250]]
14	* As the Secret Freedom Fighters rejoice on Sally's deroboticization, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Larry Lynx is seen]] shedding a tear on a cupboard. [[ButtMonkey Said cupboard breaks from under him, giving people a reminder of]] [[TheJinx who he is]].
15	* You can see in the background of Sonic's room, there's a picture of the Forget-Me-Knots in a very familiar position. [[ShoutOut MOBIAN RHAPSODY!]]
16	[[/folder]]
17
18	!! Knuckles: Endangered Species
19	[[folder:Issue 1]]
20	* Crystal-La tries to be taught by Komi-Ko on how to use a blaster--[[EpicFail emphasis on the word ''tries'']].
21	--> '''Crystal-La:''' So I just... push this button? Or is it this one?
22	--> '''Komi-Ko:''' No. sigh That's not how you hold a blaster, and I don't think you even know where the trigger is.
23	** Komi-Ko eventually shoves a spear in Crystal-La's face to use, much to the latter's bewilderment.
24	** Even funnier is that this moment is a FunnyBackgroundEvent.
25	[[/folder]]
26
27	!! Mobius Legends
28	[[folder:Issue 1]]
29	* "Your First Chili Dog" gives an alternate reason on why Sally had different colors during the first few issues of the original Archie Comics run--not from falling into a chemical vat, but after trying out a chili dog for the first time! She just couldn't handle the spiciness...
30	[[/folder]]
31	[[folder:Issue 3]]
32	* In "Disturbed", Shadow is distracted by visions of Mephiles during a sparring match against Omega, resulting in Omega winning. What does the E-Series robot do in celebration? ''Dab.''
33	[[/folder]]
34	[[folder:Issue 5]]
35	* "Dimitri's Log" is mostly a TearJerker, [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone seeing Dimitri reflecting on his past actions]] and preparing to FaceDeathWithDignity 25 days after Lien-Da betrayed him during the Iron Dominion arc. However, Sonic and Tails find and rescue him. It's then that Dimitri learns that he was only in the box for just a week, prompting a [[TheComicallySerious hilarious response from him]].
36	--> '''Dimitri:''' Well, I haven't reset my internal clock for several decades, so... yeah.
37	** A lost beta version of the story previously shown on Archie Sonic Online's retired forum had Dimitri GoMadFromTheIsolation, talking about wacky things like Snively's nose.
38	[[/folder]]
39
40	!! Off-Panels
41
42	[[folder:Sonic the Hedgehog Online]]
43	* #248's unnamed off-panel plays out just like when Sonic is confronting Eggman in the storage room just before Emerl's debut. However, when the time comes for Eggman to release Emerl, he instead releases something else--Wolvurkel, a JokeCharacter not seen since Issue 8 of the Archie series. Sonic is not amused.
44	* In #249, Mecha Sally explains to Metal Sonic that she found someone that truly loves her. A confused Metal Sonic asked her who she found. Mecha Sally's response? The Krudzu Hybrid Hydra. Cue Sonic's BigNo on the side of the panel.
45	** If you look closely at the Krudzu, you can see that he has a wedding ring on each of his vines.
46	* "The Bad (Acorn) Seed" (#250): Sally tries to apologize to Cream for her actions as Mecha Sally. While Cream is okay with it, Cream still has Sally go in time-out due due her actions. Cue Sally in a time-out corner with Cream and Cheese keeping a hilariously close eye on her. The Tails Doll also makes an appearance caged up as well.
47	* "Naugus' [[{{Pun}} Ill Bleeding]]" (#251): Geoffrey unpleasantly imagines one [[VideoGame/{{Illbleed}} Zodick]] the ''[[GoshDangItToHeck Heck]]''hog as what a Naugus-possessed Sonic might eventually become.
48	* "No Copyright Law In The Universe Will Stop Z" (#252): Naugus tries to convince Sonic to submit to his rule, just like the previous commander. Sonic, knowing who Naugus is talking about, snaps and goes [[Anime/DragonBallZ Super Sai--]]er, Super ''Sonic'' on him.
49	-->'''Sonic:''' The... commander? Are you talking about Antoine...? goes Super Sonic '''ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ANTOINE?!'''
50	[[/folder]]
51
52	[[folder:Knuckles: Endangered Species]]
53	* "Maybe Sometime Down the Vine" (#1): As a [[DiscontinuityNod reference]] to how the published Endangered Species arc went when [[ScrewedByTheLawyers things went south]] [[ExecutiveMeddling behind-the-scenes]], the Krudzu Hybrid Hydra begins to boast about its return... before being unceremoniously run over by a Dark Egg Legion tank.
54	--> '''DEL solider:''' Did we hit something?\
55	'''Other DEL soldier:''' Probably wasn't anything important.
56	* "It's Not a Phase, All Mother!" (#2): Aurora and Merlin try to give Athair an intervention for his tendency of traveling to the mortal plane as a FlyingFace. The parallel made to two parents talking with their EmoTeen is in plain sight and then some:
57	-->'''Aurora:''' Athair, honey… have you been sneaking off to Mobius and haunting the morals as a disembodied floating head again?\
58	'''Athair:''' ''(now [[RuleOfFunny suddenly]] donning a hip-hop outfit)'' YOU'RE NOT MY '''MOM!''' DON'T TELL ''ME'' WHAT TO ''DO!''\
59	''(Athair defiantly flies off as a disembodied floating head again, and Aurora defeatedly buries her face in her hands as Merlin tries to console her)''
60	[[/folder]]
61
62	[[folder:Sonic Universe]]
63	* "Friend or Bro" (#50): Archie!Knuckles tells his ''Sonic Underground'' self about his grand accomplishments of saving the world, fighting gods and almost achieving godhood, and Underground!Knuckles responds by gesturing to his humble pet dinosaur Chomps. Archie!Knuckles does a FaceFault on the spot.
64	* "Brooding Bunnie" (#51): Bunnie tries to dramatically walk into the sunset western movie-style… [[FailedAttemptAtDrama only to realize that she almost walked into a dead-end fence]]. The onlookers awkwardly watch as she turns around and storms off in the other direction.
65	* "Too Much Iron In Your Diet" (#52): Bunnie laments that despite her new upgrades, there's barely been any fighting in her arc despite being two-thirds of the way through. Angered, she asks for something good to use her new powers on. Out of nowhere, the Iron King pops up behind her...
66	-->'''Bunnie:''' Uh, lemme rephrase that...
67	* "Hare-Trigger Temper" (#53): As Bunnie fights Jun Kun, Meifeng looks on, downright smitten with her way of fighting. Later, Meifeng channels her new idol as she aggressively destroys some training dummies, much to Conquering Storm's chagrin.
68	-->'''Meifeng:''' to the training dummies Die. Die. '''DIE!'''\
69	'''Conquering Storm:''' That rabbit is an even greater nuisance as an ally than an enemy.
70	[[/folder]]
71
72	[[folder:Mobius Legends]]
73	* The unnamed off-panel for #1, which was also the first ASO comic released, has Sonic boast about his comic's return in fan comic form, promising smooth sailing from here on out. Unfortunately, Zonic reminds him about a few things... such as a comatose Antoine, a possessed Geoffrey, the Battle of Albion, the lingering existance of the Krudzu, and of course, Mecha Sally. [[SarcasmMode "Smooth sailing" indeed.]]
74	* "It's a Robot Party and Eggman's Not Invited" (#2): Mecha Sally confronts ADAM, determined to find Metal Sonic. Expecting such company, ADAM joyously announces his fulfilled vision--a tea party between the two robotic copies!
75	--> '''ADAM:''' One lump or two?\
76	'''Metal Sonic:''' Pull up a chair.
77	* "Introducing 'Sonic Legends!'" (#3): Knuckles and Amy argue about wanting their own off-panels (with Metal Sonic assuming they're arguing about who the "real Sonic" is). Sonic reminds them that ''his'' name is in the off-panel's title, but Knuckles reminds him that the title of the ''comic'' they're in is '''Mobius Legends''', much to Sonic's annoyance.
78	* "Way-Past Cooler" (#4): Sonic complains about Evil Sonic being more cooler than him. Suddenly, Tails and Amy begin to wear Evil Sonic's getup--followed by Metal Sonic.
79	--> '''Sonic:''' Et tu, Metal Sonic?\
80	'''Metal Sonic:''' I am now superior to you in every way!
81	* "Eggitorial Mandates" (#5): For the final off-panel, Sonic begins complaining about how he never had a story in ''Mobius Legends'' after five issues, demanding to know why. His answer? The writer is none other than ''Dr. Eggman''.
82	--> ''And then Mobius Leg'''[[{{Pun}} end]]'''s wuz cancelled forever''
83	[[/folder]]

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