Line #93 Funny/HISHE2014To2015Episodes


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3	[[foldercontrol]]
4	!!2014
5	[[folder:How ''The Phantom Menace'' Should Have Ended]]
6	* When Queen Amidala presents her accusation:
7	-->'''Queen Amidala:''' The Naboo system has been invaded by the droid armies of the Trade Federation.\
8	'''Lott Dod:''' I object! There is no proof!\
9	'''Queen Amidala:''' Actually there is, like, so ''much'' proof. ''[proceeds to give all proofs, followed with the presence of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan as eyewitnesses, regarding Trade Federation's invasion]''\
10	'''Chancellor Valorum:''' ''[to Lott Dod and other Trade Federation's senators]'' Well holy crap, you guys! This ends now! ''[to everyone else]'' Send reinforcements immediately!\
11	'''Palpatine:''' ''[reluctantly, as everyone else is cheering and applauding on Valorum's command]'' Haha... yay!
12	* Also, Darth Maul's reaction when many other Jedi Council members appear to fight him instead of just Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan as in the movie.
13	-->'''Darth Maul:''' [[OhCrap Awe, dang!]] ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere [runs away]]]''
14	* After the credits, the CallForward to ''Revenge of the Sith'':
15	-->'''Darth Maul:''' It's over, Obi-Wan! I have the high ground.\
16	'''Obi-Wan:''' ...\
17	'''Darth Maul:''' Don't try it.\
18	''[Obi-Wan tries to jump out of the pit, Maul bisects him]''\
19	'''Obi-Wan:''' I immediately regret my decision!
20	[[/folder]]
21
22	[[folder:How ''Batman Begins'' Should Have Ended]]
23	* Their acknowledgement of a famous RetroactiveRecognition from the film.
24	-->'''Gordon:''' Why haven't we felt any effects?\
25	'''Man:''' Must be a compound that has to be absorbed through the lungs.\
26	'''Gordon:''' That explains why my wife flipped out on spaghetti night! ''[cue scene of Gordon's wife screaming in sheer horror at the sight of [[Series/GameOfThrones Joffrey Baratheon]] outside her window]''
27	* From the very end:
28	-->'''Rachel:''' I came here to break up with you.\
29	'''Bruce:''' Were we dating?\
30	'''Rachel:''' It's because of your mask.\
31	'''Bruce:''' My Batmask?\
32	'''Rachel:''' No, your face is your mask, and the Batmask is your real face, because it's not what's underneath, but what you do, and what you do now is Batman. So that's your face.\
33	'''Bruce:''' This is really confusing. This is my face. Just like that is your ''[Rachel suddenly switches from Katie Holmes to Maggie Gyllenhaal]'' WHAT IS HAPPENING??
34	[[/folder]]
35
36	[[folder:How ''Frozen'' Should Have Ended]]
37	* Grand Pabbie pretty much voices most if not entire fandom attempting to explain to Elsa's parents why shutting her away/teaching her to fear her powers is a terrible idea.
38	-->'''Grand Pabbie:''' Oh, wow. You guys are ''bad parents.''
39	* He then decides that the best idea is to take Elsa to see ''[[Film/XMenFilmSeries Professor Charles Xavier]]''. After a TimeSkip, she leads her classmates in singing a parody of her SignatureSong, "Let It Go". With Wolverine joining in! And forcing a reluctant Iceman to join in, too!
40	[[/folder]]
41
42	[[folder:The Lego HISHE]]
43	* During the end credits, Lego Batman sings and dances to a rendition of "Everything Is Awesome" called "Everything Is Batman".
44	-->''Everything is Batman''\
45	''Everything is cool when you're Ba-a-atman''\
46	''Everything is Batman''\
47	''BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!''
48	[[/folder]]
49
50	[[folder:How ''Godzilla'' Should Have Ended]]
51	* [[Film/PacificRim Gypsy Danger]] appears, charging Godzilla.
52	-->'''Raleigh:''' Okay, there's a Cat 5 Kaiju in San Francisco, we've combined our memories, and we're ready to fight!\
53	'''Mako:''' Right!\
54	'''Raleigh:''' Alright guys, let's do this! GYPSY! DANGER!
55	* A large crowd starts applauding Godzilla for saving the city and start hailing him as a hero. Superman sees this happening over the news and flies towards San Francisco to vent his frustrations. And the news report changes to say "SUPES' STILL JELLY."
56	-->'''Superman:''' When Godzilla destroys half the city and kills the unstoppable threat to save the world, everyone cheers! But when [[Film/ManOfSteel I do it]], everyone gets all grouchy and judgemental. I see how it is. Hey, way to go Godzilla! You killed those awful creatures that only wanted to breed! You know who else wanted to procreate at the expense of humanity? Zod! That's right. You're welcome!
57	[[/folder]]
58
59	[[folder:How the ''Avengers: Age of Ultron'' Teaser Should Have Ended]]
60	* The Avengers' over-the-top reactions to Ultron's attempts at making Creator/{{Disney}} songs sound creepier than originally intended.
61	-->'''Black Widow:''' Make him stop...! You are ruining my childhood!\
62	'''Iron Man:''' Is nothing sacred? ThinkOfTheChildren!
63	[[/folder]]
64
65	[[folder:Lego Batman is Jelly]]
66	* The video takes place after ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie'', and it has Batman being...well, Batman, and asking Lucy why she left him for Emmet, highlighting how much cooler he is and asking if she's "okay with settling for someone so... un-hot?" Cue Lego![[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Star-Lord]] walking in (we understand that this IS Emmet) and making Batman look totally obsolete in comparison.
67	-->'''Emmet/Star-Lord:''' I've come a long way from the days I hung out at the [[Series/ParksAndRecreation park for recreation]].
68	[[/folder]]
69
70	[[folder:How ''Guardians of the Galaxy'' Should Have Ended]]
71	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0K436vUM4w The Guardians sitting with Batman and Superman at the Super Cafe]].
72	** Quill's reaction to everything he missed out after the '80s.
73	--->'''Quill:''' I got this new thing called "[=iPod=]". It's got like a bazillion songs on it.\
74	'''[=iPod=]:''' ♪You got a butt, I've got a butt~(8)♪\
75	'''Quill:''' You guys sing about butts a lot now. Why do you do that?\
76	'''Superman:''' I don't know.\
77	'''Batman:''' Music got weird.
78	** During the entire conversation at the café, Peter realizes they also adapted all his favorite cartoons from the 80's (''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'', ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'', ''Franchise/GIJoe'') into films and gets excited about them. Hours later...
79	--->'''Quill:''' ''[completely disappointed after watching all of them]'' Aww... Well, now I know. [optimistically] AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle.\
80	'''Seedling Groot:''' I am Groot.
81	** Also Peter {{Hand Wave}}s all the questions relating to his DisappearedDad.
82	--->'''Batman:''' I feel like he's conveniently dodging this topic.
83	** Cue a back and forth between seedling Groot and Batman which consists entirely of:
84	--->'''Batman:''' I'm Batman!\
85	'''Seedling Groot:''' I am Groot!
86	** In one of the Alternate Endings, Ronan actually gets to destroy the planet, and then cuts to him celebrating with the other villains at the Villain Pub. With him there're also [[Film/TheAvengers2012 Loki]], [[Film/TheDarkKnight The Joker]], [[Film/HarryPotter Voldemort]], Film/{{Maleficent}}, [[Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness John Harrison]], [[Film/TheWizardOfOz The Wicked Witch of the West]], and [[Film/TransformersFilmSeries Megatron]].
87	--->'''[[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]]:''' That's my jam!
88	** [[ToiletHumour Drax takes Peter's advice to "give a crap"]].
89	[[/folder]]
90
91	!!2015
92	[[folder:How ''X-Men: Days of Future Past'' Should Have Ended]]
93	* Since ''Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast'' is set in TheSeventies, the Super Café is converted to the '70s too (complete with Superman and Batman wearing retro costumes from the Christopher Reeve Superman and Batman from the 1970s).
94	-->'''Superman:''' Move really fast, reverse time, save everyone... that sounds groovy! I'm gonna have to try that someday.\
95	'''Batman:''' Yeah except for it to work, Kitty has to hold that pose for like days!\
96	''[Cut to 2024!Kitty still phasing Logan]''\
97	'''Kitty:''' I have to pee SO BAD!!!\
98	''[Cut back to 1974]''\
99	'''Xavier:''' I didn't even think about that. Poor girl!
100	[[/folder]]
101
102	[[folder:Super Café: And the Reboot Goes To]]
103	-->'''Superman:''' I'm so over reboots!\
104	'''Batman:''' You... you just had a reboot.\
105	'''Superman:''' Uh...\
106	'''Batman:''' I'm gonna reboot with you when we get mad and fight for two hours!\
107	'''Superman:''' OK.\
108	''[Aquaman appears on the outside]''\
109	'''Aquaman:''' I want a reboot! Can I get all tatted up and wear guy-liner?\
110	'''Batman:''' Uh... sure. Ok.\
111	'''Aquaman:''' Alrighty, then! Well, see you later!
112	[[/folder]]
113
114	[[folder:How ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' Should Have Ended]]
115	* Raph tries to intimidate April with his "Batman voice", which Batman hears and serves him a subpoena. Because he's Batman!
116	* [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderManSeries Spider-Man]] shows up, and multiple comparisons are made between his movies and the Ninja Turtles one are made.
117	-->'''Donatello:''' This is a plagiristic monstrosity! We're totally copying the adventures of Spider-Man.\
118	'''Raphael:''' Yeah, and [[TakeThat not even the good ones]].
119	* The Lizard and Shredder's gasses combine and form a new one that turns everyone in the city into Mutant Ninja Turtles. Specifically, all the old versions.
120	-->'''Michelangelo:''' Hey bros, is it just me, or do [[TakeThat all those Turtles look better than us]]?
121	[[/folder]]
122
123	[[folder:How ''The Amazing Spider-Man 2'' Should Have Ended]]
124	* Harry Osborn at his father's sick bed:
125	-->'''Norman Osborn:''' Retroviral hyperplasia. I never told you... it's genetic.\
126	'''Harry Osborn:''' You've known that all this time and you pick ''now'' to tell me?\
127	'''Norman Osborn:''' You think I care about you!? Look at my fingernails! My skin is peeling off like a goblin!\
128	'''Harry Osborn:''' Ugh, gross. You know what? I'm not even gonna over-react to this. You've lived a pretty long life, plus we have ''tons'' of money.\
129	'''Norman Osborn:''' Goblin disease! It's coming for ''yooooooou''! [[coughs]]\
130	'''Harry Osborn:''' You're really weird, dad.\
131	'''Norman Osborn:''' I hate you son, here, have my life's work. ''[throws a USB towards him]''
132	* [[CallBack Return of the Negligent Weird-Experiment Running Scientists]]:
133	-->'''Scientist 1:''' Tank's full of eels. You close the lid for the weekend?\
134	'''Scientist 2:''' Yes, it's probably alright.\
135	'''Scientist 3:''' Here's a bright idea; why don't you make sure the lid is closed before someone falls in from three-storeys up and electrically mutates the crap out of themselves just because you were too lazy to safely run this electric eel power-plant?\
136	'''Scientist 2:''' Ugh, fine.\
137	''[Scientist 2 closes the lid.]''\
138	'''Scientist 2:''' Hey, looks like a guy up there. \
139	''[Moments after, Max Dillon falls into view, slams into the closed lid, bounces off and crashes into the ground, obviously very injured]''\
140	'''Scientist 2:''' Hey look, someone almost ''did'' fall in the tank!\
141	''[Max screams in agony]''
142	* Spider-Man, [[BreakTheCutie of all people]], has his [[SanitySlippage sanity take a NOSEDIVE OF A CLIFF]] after Gwen Stacy's Death, resulting in a hilarious standoff at the super cafe where a now mentally unstable Peter Parker suddenly holds Batman at gunpoint, demanding Superman to pull a ''Film/{{Superman The Movie}}'' and turn back time and save Gwen Stacy as he did with Lois Lane in 1978.
143	** The [[SmashCut Smash cut]] makes the whole scene even funnier.
144	-->''[The scene shows Gwen Stacy's death, followed by a shot of Peter sobbing uncontrollably. 2 seconds later, the scene immediately cuts to the Super Cafe where a now insane Spiderman, now resembling more like Ren Hoek or Lesson Zero Twilight Sparkle, instantly appears next to Batman, and instantly pulls out a gun, aiming at Batman's face.]''\
145	'''Peter Parker:''' ''[to Superman]'' '''YOU REVERSE TIME RIGHT NOW.'''\
146	''[Batman and Superman both exclaim in shock.]''\
147	'''Batman:''' OH! What is going on?!\
148	'''Superman:''' ''[Talking over Batman]'' WOAH! Okay, I did not see this coming!\
149
150	* As the situation unfolds, Batman, being Batman, is more annoyed than afraid about the whole ordeal of having a gun pointed in his face by Crazy Spidey.
151	-->'''Batman:''' [[DeadpanSnarker This is so stupid.]]
152
153	* Anything Psychotic Spider-Man Says, even though it is kind of sad:
154	--> '''Peter Parker:''' ''[insane]'' I'm loosing it! She was my everything! I lost my parents, my uncle died, now this?! [[DeletedScene I thought I even saw my dad at Gwen's grave!!]] I... '''I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE, MAN!!!'''\
155	'''Superman:''' Okay! I know, but just calm down! Look at yourself! This is not you!\
156	'''Peter Parker:''' ''[insane]'' I WILL SHOOT THIS MORTAL MAN, '''IN THE FACE!!!!'''\
157	'''Batman:''' ''[Concerned as he looks into the muzzle]" Uh..easy their kid, let's not... ''[trying to sound more mature]'' I mean...You couldn't shoot me if you wanted to.\
158	'''Peter Parker:''' ''[insane]''Why is that?!\
159	'''Superman:''' Because I'm faster than a speeding bullet.\
160	'''Batman:''' No! Because I'm BATMAN!\
161	'''Superman:''' ''[to Batman]'' Would you stop? You are not helping!\
162	[[/folder]]
163
164	[[folder:How ''Jurassic World'' Should Have Ended]]
165	* The video consists of applying SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome to various scenes in the movie... except when it also has the dinosaurs talk and otherwise act sapient, following the lead of ''How [[Film/JurassicPark1993 Jurassic Park]] Should Have Ended'', which leads to a scene near the end where one of the raptors is DualWielding machine guns.
166	-->We're free, suckers!
167	* The I-Rex convincing the Raptors to join it.
168	-->'''Blue:''' Rar! We're trained and we're hunting you!\
169	'''Echo:''' Yeah! Nothing you say will make us briefly take your side!\
170	'''Charlie:''' YEAH!\
171	'''I-Rex:''' Hey you know what? I think we should team up and eat more humans. What do you think?\
172	'''Blue:'''...Well that makes things different then, doesn't it?\
173	'''Echo:''' You're very persuasive!\
174	'''Delta(?):''' Where'd you get your education?
175	[[/folder]]
176
177	[[folder:How ''Inside Out'' Should Have Ended]]
178	* Bing Bong telling Riley about what has been going on in her head, and Riley getting a HeroicBSOD causing the emotions' HQ to blow up, and TheStinger set in the memory pit when Bing Bong notices that Joy is crying, and wonders if ''she'' has her own emotions. We zoom in to see that Joy's emotions all look like her, and Joy says that they shouldn't think about that.
179	* We get two song parodies: "Don't You Forget About Bing-Bong" and a lawyer-friendly version of ''Series/{{The Twilight Zone\|1959}}'' theme song during the shot of Joy's emotions.
180	[[/folder]]
181
182	[[folder:How ''Ant-Man'' Should Have Ended]]
183	* Batman and Ant-Man get into an argument when Scott says "Because I'm Ant-Man". When Ant-Man throws a challenge to Batman, he accepts... and promptly shrinks down to a tiny size, leaving everyone flabbergasted as to how he can do it.
184	-->''[-"Because I'm BATMAN!"-]''
185	* One comment gave us this little gem:
186	-->''"Batman: Can reverse engineer a shrinking suit just by looking at it... and morph it into his own suit... while sitting down... and not moving."''
187	[[/folder]]
188
189	%%[[folder:Bat Blood]]
190	%%* Two words: "[[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice Bat]] [[Music/TaylorSwift Blood]]".
191	%%[[/folder]]
192
193	[[folder:How ''Attack of the Clones'' Should Have Ended]]
194	* Thor's cameo due to his relationship with Creator/NataliePortman's character in [[Film/{{Thor}} his own movie]].
195	-->''[After Anakin jumps off the gunship after Padmé is knocked off overboard]''\
196	'''Obi-Wan:''' I hate it when he does that.\
197	''[Thor enters the scene]''\
198	'''Thor:''' I would've done the same thing.
199	[[/folder]]
200
201	[[folder:How ''Revenge of the Sith'' Should Have Ended]]
202	* Anakin's reaction to Padmé telling him that she's pregnant in ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'' in true Vader fashion. Even blowing his cover on their secret marriage while telling everyone the good news.
203	* Rather than fighting Obi-Wan with lightsabers, Grievous orders his battle droids to shoot Obi-Wan to death since they've already surrounded him and outnumber him. Grievous laughs at his victory, and then coughs.
204	* Anakin suddenly comes to the realization that Palpatine is a Sith Lord... and, much to Palpatine's shock, [[CuttingTheKnot Anakin immediately reports this to Windu]]. Then, as a last ditch effort to sway Anakin, he proceeds to ''shock himself with force lightning'' [[ImplausibleDeniability while claiming the Jedi are doing this]], and even adds that he can help him save Padmé. Anakin is just confused about this (specifically the fact that he's ''electrocuting himself''), before admitting to Windu that Palpatine ''is'' being persuasive.
205	-->'''Anakin:''' ...please hurry.
206	* On the way over to confront Palpatine, Mace Windu instructs his three other Jedi companions (Saesee Tiin, Agen Kolar, and Kit Fisto) that they should make sure to be on their guard, as they are dealing with a ''Sith Lord'' and that they shouldn't just let Palpatine "stab [them] slowly or something stupid like that." As a result, when the scene later cuts to Palpatine taking out his lightsaber and lunging at them, [[CurbStompBattle the Jedi quartet simply rebuffs his attack and strike him down through multiple blows with their collective lightsabers, ending the fight instantly]].
207	* After Mace and the other three Jedi that accompany him succeed in killing Palpatine/Darth Sidious, [[MemeticMutation Darth Jar-Jar]] shows up and claims that he's the actual lord of the Sith, and gets killed by Mace Windu, who says, "Enough is enough! [[Film/SnakesOnAPlane I've had it with these nerf-herding Sith Lords, in this nerf-herding Senate]]!"
208	* The final segment has Anakin throwing lava at Obi-Wan, yelling that he now has the "LAVA GROUND!"
209	[[/folder]]

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