Line #8 Funny/PhantomStrider


1	* In "Top 6 Worst Games Ever Made":
2	** He theorizes that the soundtrack of ''Club Drive'' was made with armpit farts. He demonstrates that by showing a clip of WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo doing armpit farts. [[note]] Even better, he cuts back to the clip every time Club Drive is brought up. [[/note]]
3	** During ''VideoGame/{{Daikatana}}'', he's completely dumbfounded when the weird creature on-screen is supposed to represent a human.
4	** He ends the video by thanking everyone who watched it. Then he awkwardly says "[[SelfDeprecation Hi, Mom...]]"
5	* His review of ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' is made from [[SugarWiki/GushingAboutShowsYouLike sincere praise for the show]], but it does have one funny line: "Focusing on... the [[HumansAreGood good in humanity]]?! [[SarcasmMode What a unique concept]]!"
6	* In "Top 10 Worst Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} Shows":
7	** When discussing how the teenagers in ''Talia in the Kitchen'' act, he questions if the writers have never ''been'' [[BornAsAnAdult teenagers before]].
8	** He also complains about how "[[SickeninglySweet agonizingly happy]]" it is, saying that ''his'' [[FormerTeenRebel teenage self]] would rather [[TeensAreMonsters watch the world burn]].
9	** Strider [[WildMassGuessing suggests]] that Creator/DanSchneider was replaced by "Malaysian orangutans" when producing Henry Danger.
10	** He misspells ''Pig Goat Banana Cricket'' as "Pig '''Boat''' Banana Cricket". He also mishears "Blargh" when Banana's name is said, stating that [[TakeThat it summarizes his opinion on the show]].
11	** When discussing ''Awesomeness TV'', he notices a very bad cut from Lauren trying to say something before being cut to "You're watching Awesomeness TV". Strider thinks she was trying to say that "My career is going down the toilet!"
12	** Further he's annoyed at how the show portrays teenage girls arguing about whose boyfriend is the best, he states that ''maybe'' a "buck-toothed lady living in a trailer down the road named Bertha" would talk like that.
13	** Lauren spilling some chocolate on her face. To Strider's bewilderment, the sound team decided to play '''5 laugh tracks'''. Strider parodies that by showing himself spilling some water and the Laugh Track utterly ''losing'' it.
14	** He then begins to make fun of how over the top the audience’s cheers are in between each skit, saying that it sounds like the audience is being '''lit on fire.'''
15	** In "Nick Studio 10", Strider informs Jeanette [=McCurdy=] that the "stuff on the amusement park on the floor" is called vomit. He also salutes her for [[ActuallyPrettyFunny delivering the best line in the show]].
16	* In "Worst Disney Channel Shows":
17	** A scene from ''So Random!'' shows a teacher with a weird accent saying "forty" as "farty", and the students [[HehHehYouSaidX laughing at him]]. The teacher then says "farty" multiple times, Strider responds with a HeadDesk each time. He then gives the teacher a RapidFireShutUp.
18	** When he gets to ''Fish Hooks'', he shows the similarly titled black-and-white film [[Film/TheLittleRascals "Fish Hooky"]] instead. He shows a clip of one kid doing a dopey laugh and decides to imitate it. Another kid doing [[LaughingMad a creepy laugh]] has him jumping back in fear.
19	** He thinks that the ''Jessie'' theme song is catchy. Cue him dancing until [[YouDidntSeeThat noticing that the camera is still on]], he simply [[{{Adorkable}} waves at it sheepishly]].
20	** Another thing he praises is that [[SugarWiki/VisualEffectsOfAwesome everything looks gorgeous]]. "Even the lizard looks like he's ready for a spot on [[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]]!"
21	** One thing that annoys him about ''Austin & Ally'' is Austin's haircut. He lists that one ''twice''.
22	** Another thing that annoys him is how unrealistic it is that Trish is getting [[NewJobAsThePlotDemands a new job]] [[RunningGag every episode]]. He sketches a more realistic approach: "Guess who's unemployed! Guess who sold everything on eBay! Guess who got kicked out of the YMCA!"
23	** He's utterly horrified with ''A.N.T. Farm'' portraying [[FanDisservice an older woman in sexy clothing]] and a young actor pretending to be a teenage girl. Her voice makes even [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Roger Rabbit]] cringe.
24	** He theorizes that the two main actresses of ''Shake it Up'' secretly try to kill each other. When the mom was first introduced, he also couldn't figure out if she was playing [[WTHCostumingDepartment a cop or a dominatrix]].
25	** The entire rant against ''Series/HannahMontana''.
26	* "Worst Creator/{{Disney}} Movies":
27	** In ''Teen Beach Movie'', a character saying the line "You should make like the ocean and [[IncrediblyLamePun wave goodbye]]!" makes both Strider and [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} the Genie]] do a JawDrop.
28	** He does a DoubleTake when Milo from ''WesternAnimation/MarsNeedsMoms'' calls a world of trash "awesome".
29	** He's annoyed at ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeastBellesMagicalWorld'' when Belle's annoyed with Beast for crunching peanuts too loud.
30	** In ''WesternAnimation/{{Planes}}'', Strider points out how [[ClicheStorm cliched]] the movie is. He also falls asleep when the characters [[{{Padding}} have a boring conversation]].
31	** In ''Film/GForce'', he complains about the pop culture references, saying that he watches movies to ''escape'' the likes of Music/LadyGaga and Music/FloRida.
32	* His "Worst Animated Movies" list has Strider wondering if the creator's of ''Ratatoing'' didn't know how to pronounce "Ratatouille", so they simply gave up and added a fart noise at the end.
33	* His "Worst Cartoon Remakes" list has Strider describing the Duck triples from ''WesternAnimation/QuackPack'' as playing a game of "Who's got the ugliest haircut?"
34	* His complaint that Garfield never shuts up in ''The Garfield Show''. He shows footage of Garfield [[MotorMouth talking non-stop]], until a giant foot squashes him, Creator/MontyPython-style.
35	* In his "Best Disney Movies" list, he announces proudly that he likes ''{{WesternAnimation/Frozen\|2013}}'', only to get pelted with tomatoes [[note]] A reference to his comments "[[HateDumb calling him out]]" for praising the movie [[/note]]
36	** He then says: "''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDoo'' [[AscendedMeme kinda... sucks?]]", only to get pelted even harder.
37	** [[BrickJoke This comes back]] when he makes a joke that all married couples argue all the time when he talks about ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King\|1994}}''.
38	* In his "Worst Animated Rip-Offs" video, he describes the background music of ''The Little Panda Fighter'' as "[[HellIsThatNoise someone smashing a piano with a sledgehammer]]".
39	** The shot of him impatiently waiting for ''What's Up?'' to go on.
40	** He lists two voice actors from ''What's Up'', one lady, who had two entries on Website/{{IMDB}}, one of them being "''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment What's Up]]''", [[CaptainObvious the movie we're currently watching]]. He also thought he heard 4Kids Eggman in there, thinking that he just did permanent damage to his career [[OldShame just for mentioning that]]. [[note]] Mike Pollock actually [[ApprovalOfGod commented on Strider's video]], confirming that he did voice act for that movie and assuring that his career is stable. [[/note]]
41	** ''Kiara the Brave'' has some gems:
42	*** Him pointing out that the people in Kiara's kingdom are all modernly clothed.
43	*** "[[AnachronismStew And the Wizard has a laptop]], because... don't all wizards have laptops?"
44	*** Him saying that the movie ripping off ''Jesus'' may allow them more "brand recognition".
45	** He describes "Leo '''Lion: King''' of the Jungle" as the creators doing something resembling a cartoon and calling it a day.
46	** He is terrified of Mowgli from ''Jetlag's Jungle Book'', saying that he looks possessed by some kind of alien parasite. He also compliments the name "Jetlag", saying that it reminds him of the thought of [[TakeThat flying away from movies like this]].
47	** ''The Frog Prince'' has him complaining that the movie takes place in two rooms and stating that the voice actors consist of "one Lady" and once again 4Kids Eggman (sorry, man...).
48	** For ''Little Princess School'', he lets the movie have it when, during a Christmas singalong, the lyrics "O'er the fields we go" are [[MondegreenGag shown onscreen as "Ore the fields we go"]]. He also calls the movie out for its sexism.
49	** He says that his favorite thing about these movies is the bizarre names of the studios producing them.
50	** ''An Ant's Life'' has him reacting shocked at a GrossUpCloseUp of Josephine the ant.
51	** The Honorable Mentions give us: "''Braver'', they took ''WesternAnimation/{{Brave}}'' and they added an 'R'! [[SarcasmMode Brilliant! Give that man a million dollars!]]" and him getting to ''Frozen Land'' and immediately saying that they [[{{Mockbuster}} couldn't get]] [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 away with that]]... until [[GilliganCut saying]] that they ''didn't'' get away with that, as he shows an article about Disney suing the company who made the film.
52	* In "Worst Animated Sequels", there is him imitating the narrator of ''WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime 13: The Wisdom of Friends'', regretting ever taking the job since the kids watching the movie are more likely to fiddle with their iPads instead of paying attention.
53	** There is also the complaint that Littlefoot [[TheOtherDarrin sounds nothing like his original actor]], thinking that the new voice actor is just "some 10 year-old kid they paid with bubble gum".
54	** ''Shrek 4-D'' has this: "And Donkey never shuts up!" It's the delivery of the line that really sells it.
55	*** ''The Swan Princess Christmas'' has him calling out Rothbart for deciding to use his magic to make the "Christmas Spirit" disappear, instead of doing something legitimately threatening.
56	** Then there is also him calling out that Derek [[DisneyDeath is brought back to life]] by Odette's singing: "[[BrokeTheRatingScale F--]] Movie! [[SternTeacher See me after class!]]"
57	** ''Happily N'ever After 2'', literally everything he says about the Queen [[note]]Remember that the Queen is meant to be Snow White's [[DeceasedParentsAreTheBest good but deceased biological mother]], with most from [[AccidentalNightmareFuel her creepiness]] coming from [[DerangedAnimation the way she's animated]][[/note]].
58	*** Him jumping back when the movie does a close-up on [[NightmareFace her face]], saying that "If my mom ever gave me ''that'' look, I would've put myself to bed without dinner!"
59	*** Him comparing the Queen's waving to a mutated tentacle.
60	*** When one of the servants describes the Queen as "[[InformedAttractiveness big-time beautiful]]", he [[RecordNeedleScratch stops the movie]], saying she is ''not'' beautiful. "I've seen more attractive things [[TakeThat in the contents of my handkerchief!]]" He also briefly wonders what "[[TotallyRadical big-time beautiful]]" means, asking if he's out of touch with "the youths" again.
61	* "Top 10 Worst Sitcoms":
62	** His reaction to the plot of ''Series/{{Whoops}}''. Even better is his reaction to the [[SoundtrackDissonance out of place music.]]
63	** Him just stunned as to how a teacher saying Series/HenryDanger's name warrants a laugh track.
64	** The entry of the ''Series/TheBradyBunch''. All of it. From Strider's clear hatred of how happy everyone is to how everyone is also somehow so passive-aggressive when preforming to how the family fights and then makes up.
65	** His reaction to seeing ''Series/FredTheShow'' return again.
66	* Most of the transitions in "Top 10 Darkest Youtube/Web Cartoons" as Boo and Strider have to deal with [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.]]
67	** [[WebAnimation/SquimpusMcGrimpus The transition to number nine has Boo and Strider chased by Foxy and Chica.]]
68	** [[WebAnimation/SaladFingers Number eight has Boo and Strider starting to argue about who's fault this as Strider states it was Boo's suggestion to get a second job.]] Boo then makes a noise and Strider says he does have a social life.
69	** [[WebAnimation/HazbinHotel Number six has Chica trying to get to our duo... Only for Strider to use his lightsaber and stop her.]]
70	** [[WebAnimation/MeatCanyon After Dark Strider makes his appearance, the banter starts again as Dark Strider tries to fight off the animatronics.]] [[FunnyBackGroundEvent Boo then chimes in with Strider stating that he is still not getting up at five in the morning.]]
71	** [[WebAnimation/StoryBooth As Dark Strider tries to talk about the number three,]] he's also looking for Foxy who then chases him. [[HorrifyingTheHorror Seems like even Dark Strider is scared of these guys.]]
72	** [[WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats As Boo and Dark Strider keep trying to host the list,]] [[Characters/FiveNightsAtFreddysWilliamAfton a certain someone makes his only appearance and sics Phantom Freddy on the duo.]] Meanwhile, Dark Strider is reading a manual to try to stop the killer robots and Boo? [[FunnyBackGroundEvent He plays with an air horn.]]
73	* In his ''Top 10 Most Dangerous Theme Park Rides" on #2 in his transition while he's knocking over milk bottles with Boo watching he smacks someone accidentally offscreen, causing an OffscreenCrash, the #1 transition shows him and Boo getting kicked out of the park, apologizing because he had no clue the park owner's t-shirt had a bullseye on it.
74	* "The 10 Worst Junk Food / Soda Failures":
75	** In the opening, Strider describes the failed junk foods as having bombed. In the background, an explosion occurs, and Boo is sent flying with a little "oh no!".
76	** For #11, Watermelon Oreos, Strider is more impressed with the treat's box than the actual cookie.
77	** For #9, Blak Coke, Strider is not subtle about his dislike for Coca-Cola, saying its colour reminds him of fecal matter and it tastes like battery acid.
78	* "The 10 Shut down / Controversial Restaurants":
79	** For #10, the Australian/UK-based novelty diner "Karen's Diner", Strider ends the segment with an interview with Karen herself, represented by an ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons'' avatar. Karen is ''very'' excited to talk to Strider, since he's technically the manager.
80	** For #8, Hooters, Strider discusses how his family stumbled into a Hooters when he was a kid, and he wasn't a fan...because the place smelled like fish. He notes that he was a pretty clueless kid.
81	* In "Modern Kids Cartoons' Worst Episodes", Strider reviews an episode of ''WesternAnimation/FiremanSam''. He mentions that he used to watch the 1987 version with his mother as a child, and asked her what she thought of the 2008 AllCGICartoon version. Her only comment was that Sam looks like he has an undiagnosed thyroid problem, due to his CGI model having a larger chin and upper neck compared to the 1987 model.

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