Line #32 Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsEmployeeOfTheMonth


1	[[WMG:[[center:[-''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' '''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePants Main Funny Page]]'''\
2	'''''Seasons:''''' [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason1 Season 1]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason2 Season 2]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason3 Season 3]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason4 Season 4]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason5 Season 5]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason6 Season 6]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason7 Season 7]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason8 Season 8]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason9 Season 9]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason10 Season 10]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason11 Season 11]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason12 Season 12]] \| [[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsSeason13 Season 13]]\
3	'''''Movies:''''' ''Funny/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie'' \| ''[[Funny/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater Sponge Out of Water]]'' \| ''[[Funny/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOnTheRun Sponge on the Run]]''\
4	'''''Other:''''' ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsRevengeOfTheFlyingDutchman Revenge of the Flying Dutchman]]'' \| '''''Employee of the Month''''' \| ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom Battle for Bikini Bottom]]'' \| ''[[Funny/SpongeBobSquarePantsLightsCameraPants Lights, Camera, Pants!]]'' -]]]]]
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7	[[caption-width-right:350:It's the Raging Whirlpool!]]
8
9	!!Intro
10	* When trying to tell Patrick about the tickets to Neptune's Paradise, [=SpongeBob=] catches him talking to a water cooler.
11	-->'''Patrick:''' [[NoYou I know I am]], but [[{{Pun}} water]] you?
12
13	!!Chapter 1: Employee of the Year
14	* One of [=SpongeBob=]'s prized possessions in his work closet is a pin-up of ''Sandy'' in her bikini.
15	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Ahhh... Sandy Cheeks. [[AdmiringThePoster Looking at her makes me smile!]]
16	* Patrick ended up winning his new camera in a ''bikini'' contest.
17	-->'''Patrick:''' Well... I was the only male contestant, but the judges said I had the most [[FanDisservice unique figure]].
18	* The jewelry shop owner seems a bit ''too'' pleased with [=SpongeBob=]'s compliment to his store.
19	-->'''Jewelry Shop Owner:''' Wow, that's really great to hear! Thanks! Just for that, I want you to have this videotape. It's priceless, much like the compliment you just paid me. I can never thank you enough, thank you, thank you, thank you!\
20	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Uhh... Ok! Never look a gift seahorse in the mouth, that's what I always say!
21	* [=SpongeBob=] is initially impressed by the huge sand castle in Goo Lagoon, but he has some choice words when he discovers that it's just a wooden cutout.
22	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What a ripoff! I think [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall game developers need bigger budgets]] to avoid this sort of thing.
23	* Listening to Larry's daily exercise routine, [=SpongeBob=] clearly [[NotListeningToMeAreYou isn't paying attention]], until...
24	-->'''Larry:''' Finally, you gotta stop eating those fatty Krabby Patties.\
25	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?]] THAT'S CRAZY TALK! FORGET ABOUT IT!\
26	'''Larry:''' See? It takes discipline.
27	* [=SpongeBob=]'s bluff to get Larry away from his shovel and pail.
28	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Oooo! [[LookBehindYou Look over there]] - a MERMAID! And she's LOOOOKING at you...\
29	'''Larry:''' Ohh! [[DistractedByTheSexy Good thing I haven't fallen off my diet!]] Where? HEEEEY... [[SchmuckBait there's no mermaid]]...
30	* For some reason, [[ScatterbrainedSenior Grandma SquarePants]] keeps calling [=SpongeBob=] "[[AccidentalMisnaming Patrick]]".
31	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Grandma! [[LampshadeHanging I'm not Patrick!]] I'm - Oh, never mind.
32	* Mr. Krabs is doing a garage sale at the Barg'N-Mart... [[NakedPeopleAreFunny completely naked]].
33	* On the bus, Plankton tries to listen to classical music, but ends up putting on [[WrongSongGag another alphabet song]]. He's then promptly [[SquashedFlat crushed]] by his CD player.
34	* While performing "[[Film/DumbAndDumber the most annoying sound in the whole sea]]", [=SpongeBob=] kicks at the ground like he's a dog kicking up dirt.
35
36	!!Chapter 2: Hitting Rock Bottom
37	* [=SpongeBob=] flirting with the Information Lady.
38	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What a big, voluptuous eye you have!\
39	'''Information Lady:''' [[DeadpanSnarker All the better to roll at you, pipsqueak.]]
40	* Upon leaving the Rock Bottom bus station...
41	-->'''Information Lady:''' [[Music/{{Eagles}} You can check out anytime you like - but you can never leave!]]
42	* [=SpongeBob=] doesn't even flirt with the Information Lady's sister, Tiffany, but he gets shot down even ''harder''.
43	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' You have a very nice desk.\
44	'''Tiffany:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, great line, Romeo. You sure know how to woo a girl.]]
45	* Jojo the TV Repairman acts a lot like an EruditeStoner.
46	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Are those your tools?\
47	'''Jojo:''' [[NonAnswer Is ANYTHING mine?]] I mean, what do you mean by 'mine'? I don't OWN anything. Possessions just drag you down. [[SeinfeldianConversation Those tools are merely my temporary companions. I respect them -- and they respect me.]]
48	* It turns out Jojo is out working in the rain repairing... nothing. The antenna he was asked to repair, as it turns out, is functioning perfectly fine, so he opted to simply look busy.
49	* Jojo's request for a Kelpsi.
50	-->'''Jojo:''' [[Music/SuicidalTendencies All I wanted was a Kelpsi, just one Kelpsi.]]
51	* Mermaid Man passed out from stomach pains in the Rusty Anchor parking lot after his cola drinking contest with Patrick.
52	-->'''Mermaid Man:''' [[IWantMyMommy Mommy? Daddy?]] I want my wooby...\
53	'''Mermaid Man:''' [[RamblingOldManMonologue Daisy... Daisy... give me your answer do...]]
54	* Even [[DumbassHasAPoint SpongeBob]] knows that [[ItsAllAboutMe Gary Gulper]] is full of shit.
55	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I'm not sure I understand. If you built a device that controls the weather, then what does the station need YOU for?\
56	'''Gary Gulper:''' Well, er... Well umm... you see... errr... [[{{Touche}} Uh-oh.]]
57	* On their way back from Rock Bottom, Patrick armpit farts out the window at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, the latter of whom just stares at him.
58
59	!!Chapter 3: Back to Square One
60	* The calendar at Sardine's Sundries being dated back to 1969.
61	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' That calendar needs to be updated. Who are Music/TheDoobieBrothers?
62	* While inside of [[DreamWalker Squidward's dream]], [=SpongeBob=] looks like Squidward, but with his body as the head, GagNose and all.
63	* The game's hilarious attempt at {{Hand Wav\|e}}ing why the bench and table in Sandy's Treedome are in the same position as they were in "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E5WormyPattyHype Wormy]]".
64	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Wow! Sandy must have had a good reason for [[NoodleIncident flipping over that picnic table]].
65	* When Sandy tells [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick to buckle up, the camera pans to show Patrick [[ComicallyMissingThePoint wearing a pool float]].
66
67	!!Chapter 4: Bottom's Up!
68	* The seaweed of [[ItCameFromBeverlyHills Waverly Hills]] is in the shape of [[FantasticFlora dollar signs]].
69	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Ha! Even the seaweed here is high class.
70	* Oxygen Springs' absolutely ''bizarre'' DressCode.
71	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Jackets?! [[DumbassHasAPoint Isn't everybody in there wearing swimsuits?]]\
72	'''Intercom:''' Well, yes, they are, but before they are allowed to change into swimsuits [[ComplexityAddiction they must be wearing jackets]].\
73	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Oh. I guess that makes sense...\
74	'''Intercom:''' Of course it does! Just [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial don't think about it too much]], and please come back once you have fulfilled our [[BlatantLies simple]] dress requirements.
75	* Cowfish Craig's use for the [[MadeOGold golden coconut]].
76	-->'''Cowfish Craig:''' I ain't giving it back! Besides, I'm putting it to really good use.\
77	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What are you using it for?\
78	'''Cowfish Craig:''' [[MundaneUtility A paperweight.]] It's real heavy.
79	* Cowfish Craig goes off on a tangent about not letting your luxuries turn to necessities, and just when it seems like [=SpongeBob=] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint misses the point]]...
80	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What about a heated pool? That'd be nice, huh?\
81	'''Cowfish Craig:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Yeah, actually, a heated pool would rock.]]
82	* The "King's Ransom" turns out to be nothing more than...
83	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' A quarter?\
84	'''Carlton Ritts:''' [[MockMillionaire Well, I don't carry much cash on me.]] Sorry.\
85	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Gee, thanks.]]
86	* [=SpongeBob=] calling to make a reservation at Sublime Seafoods.
87	-->'''Shapiro:''' We are located on the top of a quaint hill that rises from the Kelp Forest. The view is BREATHTAKING, I assure you, [[DudeLooksLikeALady madam]].\
88	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[LampshadeHanging I'm not a madam.]]\
89	'''Shapiro:''' Oh, heh heh, I apologize, [[DiggingYourselfDeeper mademoiselle]]. How silly of me.\
90	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Try again.]]\
91	'''Shapiro:''' [[UnsettlingGenderReveal Oh my goodness!]] A thousand apologies... sir?\
92	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' You got it!
93	* Patrick taking the [[CuttingTheKnot mundane solution]] to get into Oxygen Springs is already pretty funny, but then [=SpongeBob=] asks to use the oxygen geyser Patrick's in.
94	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Well, hurry up and get out, I gotta get oxygen from this geyser...\
95	'''Patrick:''' I can't get out! [[PantsFree I'm not wearing any pants!]]\
96	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Well how'd you get in here then?!?\
97	'''Patrick:''' [[NoodleIncident I don't remember.]]
98	* TheReveal that every IdenticalStranger [=SpongeBob=]'s been running into the whole game has been a family of InexplicablyIdenticalIndividuals.
99	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' How many twin brothers do you have?\
100	'''Leonard:''' Including Petro and Ryan?\
101	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Yes.\
102	'''Leonard:''' [[MassiveNumberedSiblings Four thousand, one hundred and thirty-two.]] More or less.
103	* It seems like the trip to Neptune's Paradise was AllForNothing at first, because a private party is being held for [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E20HookyMermaidManAndBarnacleBoyII SpringBoob SquirePin]].
104	-->'''Sandy:''' Psst. That's [=SpongeBob=] ''[=SquarePants=]''!
105	** And even after the correction and [=SpongeBob=] instantly cheers up, Patrick is still seen having a tantrum.
106	* After the evening of fun at Neptune's Paradise, everyone jovially leaves the park, but they end up forgetting [[ButtMonkey Patrick]], who's still in a daze on the bumper cars.

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