Line #31 Funny/ThomasSanders


1	'''WARNING''': Untagged '''spoilers''' ahead. Read at your own risk.
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4	[[folder: Vines / Sanders Shorts]]
5	* To various random people: "Have you heard the Hamilton mix tape? Have you heard the Hamilton mix tape? Have you heard the new Hamilton mix tape?"
6	-->'''[[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} Anthony Ramos:]]''' Dude, yes!!
7	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwgHiGR-Kgw While hanging with]] [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse the Crystal Gems]]:
8	-->'''Thomas:''' Who ate my fries? Lapis?\
9	'''Jennifer Paz:''' I don't like fries.\
10	'''Thomas:''' Pearl?\
11	'''Deedee Magno Hall:''' I don't like ''food''.\
12	'''Thomas:''' Steven?\
13	'''Zach Callison:'''....It was Amethyst!\
14	'''Michaela Dietz:''' ''Yeah'' it was!\
15	'''Thomas:''' Grrrrr!
16	* Following his creed of everything being gayer:
17	-->'''Villain''': You'll never have [[DamselInDistress her]]!\
18	'''Thomas/Prince''': And why is that?\
19	'''Villain''': Because I love you!
20	** And for the lesbians:
21	-->'''Damsel''': Help!\
22	'''Thomas''': Never fear, for I...\
23	'''Other Lady''': I got this!\
24	''(Punches the villain and walks off into the sunset carrying the damsel bridal-style)''\
25	'''Thomas:''' Oh, that's sweet.\
26	'''Villain''': That is beautiful.
27	* One thing we all fear...
28	-->'''Thomas''': Where's the danger?\
29	'''Damsel:''' There!\
30	'''"Danger"''': Hi, I'm your guidance counselor, and I'd like to talk to you about your plan for the future.\
31	'''Thomas''': [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere Nope!]]
32	* "Flowers of the brightest hue, the finest treats will only do. No demand is out of hand, I do it all for... Me"
33	* From "Narrating People's Lives in the Forest"
34	-->'''Thomas:''' Story time! (walks past a blonde and a brunette sightseeing) It's been years, but their quest to spot the booty has remained fruitless.\
35	(Blonde snickers; Brunette [[FemaleGaze focuses her binoculars on Thomas]])\
36	'''Brunette:''' Found it.~\
37	(Thomas laughs)
38	* This gem from "Narrating People's lives At The Market":
39	-->'''Thomas Sanders:''' ''(Stands in front of two tables, one with three blondes and another with black hair)'' The ladies congregate here everyday to [[FemaleGaze scope out the]] ''[[MrFanservice hot dudes.]]'' ''(Cue all of the blondes trying to hold back their laughter, while the black haired girl looks shocked)''
40	-->'''One of the blondes:''' [[BluntYes Yeah we do.]] ''(The black hair girl covers her mouth to stop herself from laughing)''
41	** Of special note is the way Thomas says "hot dudes". He says it in a [[SophisticatedAsHell deep, sophisticated voice]], making it even funnier.
42	* Thomas using his [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Stewie]] voice:
43	--> '''Thomas:''' You vile human! How dare you defy me? I want '''[[SeriousBusiness pancakes!]]'''
44	--> '''Employee:''' Oh my god. ''(Starts laughing)''
45	* Violence Isn't The Answer:
46	--> '''Thomas''': WHO TOOK MY FOOD?!? '''[[SayMyName JASON!!]]'''
47	--> ''[The picture of the angry Thomas zooms out to show a calmer Thomas]''
48	--> '''Thomas''': That was me ten minutes ago. I was mad but friendship is more important-
49	--> ''[The picture of the calm Thomas zooms out again to show the angry Thomas once again, at the door to Jason's room]''
50	--> '''Thomas''': ''[livid]'' That was me fifteen seconds ago. ''[brings out bat]'' Screw it.
51	--> ''[He kicks down the door as Jason recoils in fear]''
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54	[[folder: Cartoon Therapy]]
55	!!What Steven Universe Teaches Us About Relationships
56	* This exchange, where Dr. Picani asks Dot why exactly she and Larry are there for a session. He asks her this à la WesternAnimation/BugsBunny, to which they both laugh in amusement while Larry gives a look of confusion. This goes on for a while....until Dot says, with a completely and utter straight-face, [[MoodWhiplash that she's been noticing a disconnect between them that started a few months ago]].
57	** Made even funnier by Larry's look of shock as he slowly turns his head towards her, all while she's still staring dead ahead at Dr. Picani.
58	* As Elliott explains the relationship they have with the members of their family, Dr. Picani notes the similarity between them and [[Characters/StevenUniverseAmethyst Amethyst]]. Elliot, having never seen the show, can only muster:
59	-->'''Elliott''': ....I don't know if I should respond with a who, how or what question.
60	* As Dr. Picani is comparing Sloane to WesternAnimation/{{Steven\|Universe}}:
61	-->'''Dr. Picani''': Sloane, you strike me a little bit like Steven. Impulsive, open-minded, childlike, and maybe...a [[NoSenseOfPersonalSpace little weak on boundaries]].\
62	* DescriptionCut to Sloane clinging onto Corbin*\
63	'''Sloane''': [[{{Understatement}} Maybe.]]
64	* This quote from Larry: [[SuddenlyShouting "I'M BISEXUAL!!!"]]
65	* Mixes with Heartwarming, Larry gives Dot a stuffed toy after their session and then he reveals that he stole it from Picani's office.
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67	!! What Avatar: The Last Airbender Can Teach Us About Self-Worth
68	* Dr. Picani notes how the last complex where he had his therapy sessions in kicked him out for being too disruptive. [[SarcasmMode Elliott is incredibly surprised]].
69	** Later on, Dr. Picani has a sudden realization causing him to loudly exclaim [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius "Brain Blast!"]]
70	--->'''Elliott''': What was that you said about being kicked out for being disruptive?
71	* Picani in approaching Elliott's therapy session:
72	-->'''Dr. Picani''': Elliott, if I only have you for one more session; let's try to treat Mitchel like how Disney treats many of their questionable racist animations of the past and pretend like they don't exist.
73	* Larry mistakenly thinking that one can get salmonella from eating bad salmon.
74	* Dot's cries whenever Larry experiences discomfort are pretty noteworthy:
75	-->'''Dot''': Larry, the SALMON!
76	* The stolen Stitch Toy is referenced multiple times, each time with Larry trying to cover up the fact that he stole it:
77	-->'''Dot''' (after recounting their problems from the last session): Ooh, and then we stole your -\
78	'''Larry''': ''Heart!'' With...our charming back and forth.
79	** Turns out, Dr. Picani knew all along:
80	--->'''Dr. Picani''': You're both so darn funny! (laughing) I mean, you always have me in [[HaHaHaNo stitches]]. (The flashlight in his hand reflects a picture of Stitch on the wall while he now eyes both of them unamused.)
81	* The exchange where Elliott keeps pronounces Aang's name wrong and Dr. Picani having to quickly compose himself after correcting them multiple times and plaster on a smile is extremely hilarious, given that many fans of the show can relate after watching the...''interesting'' [[Film/TheLastAirbender M. Night Shyamalan adaptation]].
82	** He even punctuates it with a terse "Don't you ''dare'' pronounce it like that."
83	* A little insight into Elliott's family:
84	-->'''Dr. Picani''': Now Elliott, if memory serves, you're part of a [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones nice, little, modern stone-age family]].\
85	'''Elliott''': Let's give them a little credit doc, they at least made it to the Iron Age, but yeah.
86	* Dr. Picani noting that Elliott may need to go on their own quest:
87	-->'''Elliott''': A WesternAnimation/JonnyQuest?\
88	'''Dr. Picani''': I appreciate you trying to speak my language but no.\
89	'''Elliott''': (softly) Okay...
90	** Another moment from this scene:
91	--->'''Dr. Picani''': ...Some of the most arduous journeys, make the best stories.\
92	'''Elliott''': Well, mine is (singing) [[Film/TheNeverEndingStory A NeverEnding Story]]. (exhales, shaking their head) I regret doing that.
93	*** Dr. Picani doesn't give them any points for the reference, only because it's not a cartoon and, it was mean.
94	* This, from Picani:
95	-->'''Picani''': Elliott, there are plenty of good times; Peanut Butter-Jelly time, WesternAnimation/AdventureTime, Two-forty eight - that's a particular favourite of mine...
96	* Larry and Dot's retelling of how they first met, complete with the dramatics only thespians can give:
97	-->'''Larry''': ...I was the director of a bold, and daring version of Theatre/{{Hamlet}} where no one dies.\
98	'''Dr. Picani''': [[EverybodyLives No one died]] in your version of Hamlet?\
99	'''Larry''': It was the family-friendly version.
100	* Dr. Picani compares Kai to [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Sokka]] after noticing some similarities; leading to this exchange:
101	-->'''Kai''': You know what I like about Sokka? (smiling)\
102	'''Dr. Picani''': What?\
103	'''Kai''': (deadpan) Fu'''[BLEEP]'''ing Nothing.
104	* Kai is not here for Picani's Puns:
105	-->'''Dr. Picani''': I think you're a little too [[{{Pun}} "Toph"]] on Sokka\
106	'''Kai''': ....Holy [[SoundEffectBleep Sh...]]
107	* When Dr. Picani questions Elliot's father's reaction to them wanting therapy, it prompts this:
108	-->'''Elliot''': (sighing and rolling his eyes so far back in annoyance) Do you you see that, Picani? Do you see this? (pointing to his notebook) Take note of that; that's important.\
109	'''Dr. Picani''': (taking note) I can't see your pupils, that's not good.
110	* Dr. Picani asks Larry and Dot to confirm the fact that they've been married for fifteen years. Dot commends him on his great memory. He thanks her for her praise....but also points out that he has a [[WesternAnimation/BluesClues handy, dandy notebook]] where he would've wrote that down before.
111	* Larry's delivery of one of [[Characters/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTeamAvatar Zuko]]'s well-known lines, in response to hearing Sokka's situation on his girlfriend, Yue:
112	-->'''Larry''': [completely and utterly straight-faced] That's rough, buddy.
113	* Picani asking if Sokka's insecurities are something that Kai can relate to, prompts this response:
114	-->'''Kai''': (calmly) As a matter of fact, [[SuddenlyShouting IT'S NOT!]]\
115	'''Dr. Picani''': Oh! Uh...\
116	'''Kai''': You don't ''know'' me, stop trying to read me!\
117	'''Dr. Picani''': (stuttering)\
118	'''Kai''': You're not a physic, you're not a Wu, more like Uncle A-BOOOOO!
119	* Why does Kai have such an aversion to Sokka?
120	-->'''Kai''': He relies on the others, he's not taken seriously, [[HypocriticalHumor and he's a whiny baby]]! S'''[BLEEP]'''it's weak, Picani. ''S'''[BLEEP]'''it's weak!''
121	** The [[StaggeredZoom multiple closeup]] shots on Kai while he's speaking are pretty amusing as well, especially the shot where only one eye is visible.
122	*** The last and drawn out ''"S'''[BLEEP]'''it's weeeeak!"'' from Kai, complete with ridiculous eye-rolling is additionally funny.
123	* There was no verbal "My cabbages!" joke from any of the characters...there was, however, a visual one in the form of Picani's drawing.
124	* Dr. Picani points out that he actually did know that Katara and Sokka were both from the Southern Water Tribe, only pretending that he didn't so as a ploy for Kai to open up. Kai doesn't believe him, prompting Picani to point out the logic in him explaining complicated plot lines yet ''somehow'' not remembering that fact. He tries to come off as unaffected by Kai's belief....only to finally whine that he really did know it.
125	* Elliott trying to leave has them accidentally knocking the lampshade. This was most likely a {{blooper}} from Elliott's actor, Joan, that was kept in.
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129	[[folder:Thomas Sanders / Thomas Sanders & Friends]]
130	* Talyn's "It didn't work!" from the second part of the 2019 Pride Video is both [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments cute]] and funny. For context, Joan reveals that they told their feelings to their crushes for the sole purpose of getting rejected. Talyn immediately adds that Joan did that to them and seeing that they are together, it obviously didn't work.

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