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1	* While performing a Sherlock-esque asskicking, Twilight lists the strengths of the Mane Six. Unicorn power, mastery of pegasus martial arts, [[CrazyIsCool whatever it is Pinkie Pie does]], unnatural Strength, instant translocation, skill with blade...
2	* Twilight orders Unimpressive to teach Pinkie Pie how to fight bladecasters. At first he thinks she's trying to teach her how to bladecast, leading to the following snark:
3	-->“Sure thing,” [[[DeadpanSnarker Unimpressive]]] drawled. He turned to Pinkie. “First, you take your unicorn magic—oh wait.” He threw his forelegs into the air. “I guess that’s that. Come back when you’ve grown a horn.”
4	** And then...
5	-->'''Unimpressive:''' But she's loonier than a fruitcake!
6	-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' There are no loonies in fruitcakes, silly. Only money cakes.
7	-->'''Unimpressive:''' You see this? I'm not letting her come at me with sharpened steel.
8	-->'''Twilight:''' I order you as your master and commander.
9	-->'''Unimpressive:''' And what if I refuse?
10	-->'''Twilight:''' I'll tell my mom.
11	-->'''Unimpressive:''' Well played, General.
12	* Unimpressive tells Twilight to drink something after using up her magic. She ends up choking.
13	-->'''Twilight:''' What kind of potion is that?
14	-->'''Unimpressive:''' Potion? That's whiskey.
15	* Unimpressive in general, really.
16	* Luna outsnarking Nihilus.
17	-->'''Nihilus:''' You know what the biggest difference is, between you and I, Luna?
18	-->'''Luna:''' Wings and a pretty face?
19	* The ShoutOut to ''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Star Trek]]'' concerning [[Creator/JohnDeLancie Discord's]] DeusExitMachina.
20	* [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu "Honk!" Pinkie Pie cried as her hooves closed around Terra's nose.]]
21	* Spitfire and Rainbow Dash discuss Titan's storm.
22	-->'''Spitfire:''' Makes you feel small. Doesn't it?

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