Line #29 Funny/Hakumei


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3	* The fact that Haku will probably have to remind people all his life that [[DudeLooksLikeALady he's a guy]] and that Kimimaro has become a NightmareFuelStationAttendant. Also this exchange in Wave Country:
4	-->Naruto: "...it's always fun to hang around there and gamble."
5	-->Neji: "Only because you're the one who always wins without cheating."
6	-->Naruto: "Hey, you seem fated to win at dice."
7	-->Neji: [[WesternAnimation/{{TheRoadtoElDorado}} "Naruto, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't play with loaded dice."]]
8	* Sakura, Kimimaro, Hinata, Haku, Gaara and Sai playing a card game:
9	--> Sakura: "Hey, Kimimaro, get any threes?"
10	-->Kimimaro: [[MostCommonCardGame "Go fish."]]
11	-->Hinata: "This is the most boring game ever made."
12	* [[BloodKnight Zabuza]][[TheSnarkKnight -sensei.]] The very IDEA of it is hilarious.
13	* Neji kicking people in his sleep:
14	-->Naruto: "Neji. I know that you're a light enough sleeper to hear me. If you kick me one more time, I'm going to bite you."
15	-->Neji: Kicks Sasuke instead
16	-->Sasuke: "I hate all of you."
17	* In the Kaguya District, the kids try to be as stealthy as possible opening a door. Neji and Hinata look for switches, Sai makes mice to find latches, Haku and Gaara use their various elements to try and pry it open... And then [[CuttingTheKnot Naruto loudly punches it open by accident.]] ''Don't say it'' indeed.
18	* [[WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}} "What is that?" "You know… I don't know…" "You don't know… and you're eating it?" "Haku said that once you got past the gag reflex, it opened a broad new range of food…" "Ew."]]
19	* Tsunade's INeedAFreakingDrink reaction when she recognizes the vagrant children.
20	* Someone falls into the traps Hakumei set up around Tazuna's house in Wave. Gaara reports on what happened, starting with the man falling into the foul-smelling....''something'' that Naruto filled a pit with, to facing a barrage of senbon set up by Haku, to then running straight into a patch of hallucinogenic mushrooms.
21	-->'''Haku:''' Was he really bad?\
22	'''Gaara:''' He ran up thinking I was a buxom blonde woman of about twenty-something. Then he decided that I was his...mother....\
23	''[[VisibleSilence Haku didn't know what to say to that.]]''
24	* Chouji vs. Kin during the Chuunin Exams:
25	-->'''Chouji''': ''(only casually dodging a hail of senbon)'' Whew! It's a good thing I stayed still...\
26	'''Kin''': Fatty, if I wanted to hit you, it wouldn't be that hard...\
27	''(StunnedSilence)''\
28	'''Chouji''': [[BerserkButton Who are you calling fat]]?! I'm big-boned! YAY FOR BIG-BONED PEOPLE!\
29	'''Kin''': A dinosaur is big-boned, Chunky! You just have a blubber problem!\
30	'''Shikimaru''': ''(quietly)'' ...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck doomed]].
31	* Zabuza's ComedicSociopathy. Case in point, he wakes Naruto and others up for the final day of the Chuunin Exams by [[OffWithHisHead trying to behead them.]] He also considered [[DisproportionateRetribution killing a Konoha nin for forgetting to give him the map to the hotel they will be staying at during the Exams.]]
32	-->'''Zabuza''': "I'm going to kill him."\
33	'''Haku''': "[[OnlySaneMan That would start a war.]]"\
34	'''Zabuza''': "But it will make me feel so much better..."
35	* Shortly after finding them and giving them baths, Tsunade and Shizune cut the kids' hair. Sakura and Hinata take it very well, Neji, Haku and Kimimaro end up [[LongHairedPrettyBoy not getting their hair cut,]] and Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara and Sai try [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption (and fail)]] to keep Tsunade from doing it.

Context Funny / Hakumei