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3	* Ginger's incredibly deadpan and blunt rejection of Jason's advances:
4	-->'''Jason:''' Hey Fitz, I think we should get together!
5	-->'''Ginger:''' Uh... no...
6	* The Nurse's rather enthusiastic explanation of the menstrual cycle to the Fitzgerald sisters, including the grosser parts which seriously disgust them (she's not deterred by this reaction at all).
7	* This exchange during the scene where Brigette and Ginger are at a convenience store buying tampons.
8	-->'''Brigitte:''' Are you ''sure'' it's just cramps?\
9	'''Ginger:''' (''is literally doubled over in pain'') Just so you know... the words "just" and "cramps", ''they don't go together''.
10	* Jason's excuses for why he has blood in between his legs:
11	-->'''Jason:''' What? My pen exploded, all right? My RED PEN!
12	** Not to mention the exchange that takes place immediately after this:
13	--->'''Brigitte:''' You gave it to Jason! You had unprotected sex, and you infected him!\
14	'''Ginger:''' (''{{Beat}}'') [[{{Understatement}} Oops.]]
15	* Ginger, under the lycanthropic influence, [[SexyCoatFlashing flashing two of her male classmates]]...and an extremely flustered school guidance counseller.
16	* Brigitte and Ginger are trying to leave the Halloween party after Brigitte willingly infects herself with the werewolf curse, only for Sam to show up and knock Ginger out with a shovel. Sam thinks he just pulled a BigDamnHeroes, but in reality...
17	-->'''Brigitte:''' What the Hell did you do that for?!\
18	'''Sam:''' I won't let you do this, Brigitte! You both need help!\
19	'''Brigitte:''' [[WhatTheHellHero YOU]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] ''[[WhatTheHellHero IDIOT!]]'' The cure ''works''! I had to use it on somebody else, but there's more at the house! This was the only way I could get her to come back with me!\
20	'''Sam:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit]]... WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!
21	* As terrifying as Ginger's full transformation into a werewolf is, we get this unintentionally funny moment after she escapes the back of Sam's van. Brigitte looks [[OhCrap understandably freaked out]], but what's all Sam can say?
22	-->'''Sam:''' ''FUCK!'' That was your goddamn ''sister!''
23	* Brigitte's surefire method of distracting her mother: asking her for advice about boys.
24	* In a BlackComedy kind of way, the sisters' cover-up of Trina's murder. They stuff the body in the freezer, and quickly have Ginger lie down in the pool of blood while Brigitte snaps a picture.
25	-->'''Mrs. Fitzgerald:''' Girls! I told you, no more deaths in the house!\
26	'''Ginger:''' ''(with a sweet smile)'' Don't be mad. It's for extra credit!

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