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5	!!Season 1: The Jade Homunculus
6
7	[[folder:Episode 0: Pilot]]
8	* It should come as no surprise as Yahtzee, [[DeadpanSnarker in all his Yahtzeeness]], manages to set the tone of the entire series no less than ''three separate times'' in the first episode alone.
9	** The first thing he says in the entire series, right after everyone else has been introduced either ecstatically or comedically:
10	-->'''Yahtzee:''' (incredibly dryly) ''hiiiiiiiiii.''
11	** The first thing he says in-character as Mortimer as he wakes up in the back of a cart:
12	-->'''Mortimer:''' Oh, what was I ''drinking'' last night?
13	** And his first observation after the character introductions wrap up:
14	-->'''Yahtzee:''' Is this an all-posh adventuring party?
15	-->'''Jack:''' I think it's all posh, except for Dabarella, so yeah.
16	-->'''Amy:''' Dabarella doin' her ''own thang!''
17	* KC tries his hand at a bad Australian accent at first, to which actual Australian Amy can only respond [[TranquilFury "I will hurt you"]].
18	* Jeremy Goodsex, [[SarcasmMode everyone's favorite character]], makes his grand debut in this episode. And while his name and demeanour are enough to bring laughter to the entire adventuring party (even [[TheStoic Yahtzee]]), it becomes apparent very quickly that ''nobody'' cottons to his extremely transparent pervertedness.
19	-->'''Sigmar:''' (stares threateningly)
20	-->'''Jeremy Goodsex:''' Ooh, stare all you want, charge ya 5 bucks if you wanna stare longer. Hmmhmm.
21
22	-->'''Jeremy Goodsex:''' I don't know what else you want of me, but uh, y'know, uh, stop yelling, I guess? I didn't put you in here, I'm in here as well, this feels unnecessary.
23	-->'''Amy:''' He's a perv, he'll get what he gets.
24	-->'''Jeremy Goodsex:''' And I might like it. Mmmmm.
25	* Jack's reaction to Yahtzee landing a Nat 20 on his first investigation check.
26	-->'''Jack:''' Fucking fuck!
27	-->'''Yahtzee:''' I'm that good.
28	* Mortimer's first con of the series goes off without a hitch, barring a brief miscommunication.
29	-->'''Mortimer:''' Quickly, someone's dying of a hideous disease!
30	-->'''Driver:''' 'Orrible disease? Which one?
31	-->'''Mortimer:''' The ugly one.
32	-->'''Driver:''' No, I meant which disease?
33	-->'''Mortimer:''' Oh. Uh, same applies, I suppose.
34	* After everyone is evacuated for cart cleansing:
35	-->'''Guard:''' Ehh, diseases got in the cart again. Jeremy! I told you diseases would get in the cart, you picked up that Goodsex fella!
36	-->'''KC:''' No, Jeremy was the other guard, but that was also Goodsex's first name?
37	-->'''Guard:''' It's a common name! Nuff outta you...
38	* After unleashing an entire horde of undead on Lady January and her guards, the horde starts closing in on Jeremy Goodsex. Mortimer pauses the horde to ask Jeremy Goodsex what he could offer them in return for sparing his life:
39	-->'''Jeremy Goodsex:''' Well, uh... I'm pretty good at... fuckin'.
40	** Upon which Mortimer unpauses the zombie horde and sics them on Jeremy Goodsex.
41	[[/folder]]
42
43	[[folder:Episode 1: Beginnings]]
44	[[/folder]]
45
46	[[folder:Episode 2: Keep, Trying]]
47	* Sigmar and Dabarella's messing around in the kitchen results in the party having to battle a haunted stove.
48	* Three words: Minigun. Wielding. Centaurs.
49	[[/folder]]
50
51	[[folder:Episode 3: Artificial Monsters and Natural 1s]]
52	[[/folder]]
53
54	[[folder:Episode 4: Gold and Pastries]]
55	[[/folder]]
56
57	[[folder:Episode 5: Oh, Fudge!]]
58	* Yahtzee concocts an elaborate and expertly-constructed backstory to try and convince Fudge Ruckersford that the group were on a secret mission for Lady January and that his aggression was going to blow their cover. It's probably the most convincing lie Mortimer has told thus far in the campaign. Too bad he rolls a [[CriticalFailure natural 1]] for persuasion, much to everyone else's shock and amusement.
59	[[/folder]]
60
61	[[folder:Episode 6: The Quiver In The River]]
62	* The party meets a siren with the voice and personality of an obnoxious Cockney hooker. She takes an instant dislike to Sigmar, and loudly propositions him in order to embarrass him. Even better, she's named ''[[UnfortunateNames Anus Quiver]],'' of all things.
63	-->'''Mortimer''': "Her name is what...!?"
64	-->'''Dabarella''': "Anus Quiver!"
65	-->'''Mortimer''': "That's what I thought you said...!"
66	[[/folder]]
67
68	[[folder:Episode 7: A Minimum Amount of Flair]]
69	[[/folder]]
70
71	[[folder:Episode 8.1: Split the Party.... Three-Ways]]
72	* Griderbin managing to distract a flowerfolk guard by giving him [[DistractedByTheSexy "Human Pornography"]].
73	[[/folder]]
74
75	[[folder:Episode 8.2: Cons, Combat and Common Names]]
76	* The party interrupts Davorty Cornhole [[CoitusInterruptus mid-coitus]] with a female flowerfolk and a [[FurryReminder giant bee.]]
77	--> '''Jack:''' Because how else would flower people have sex?
78	* The reveal that the spirit trapped within the Jade Homunculus is named [[SpecialPersonNormalName Jeremy]].
79	[[/folder]]
80
81	!!Season 2: The Platinum Heart
82
83	[[folder:Episode 1: Run The Jewels]]
84	[[/folder]]
85
86	[[folder:Episode 2: Welcome to VVestage]]
87	[[/folder]]
88
89	[[folder:Episode 3: Adventuring Is No Yolk]]
90	[[/folder]]
91
92	[[folder:Episode 4: Worm and Cozy]]
93	[[/folder]]
94
95	[[folder:Episode 5: The Battle of Piss-Off Bridge]]
96	[[/folder]]
97
98	[[folder:Episode 6: A Rest at Castle Oh-Frick]]
99	[[/folder]]
100
101	[[folder:Episode 7: Murder-Dome!]]
102	[[/folder]]
103
104	[[folder:Episode 8: Miner Inconveniences]]
105	[[/folder]]
106
107	[[folder:Episode 9: The Wormshippers]]
108	[[/folder]]
109
110	[[folder:Episode 10: Dear Celia...]]
111	[[/folder]]
112
113	[[folder:Episode 11: Mother of All Mushrooms]]
114	[[/folder]]
115
116	[[folder:Episode 12: It's... It's... a Mushroom Blitz!]]
117	[[/folder]]
118
119	[[folder:Episode 13: As the Cookie Crumbles]]
120	[[/folder]]
121
122	[[folder:Episode 14: King Fuzzyhug]]
123	[[/folder]]
124
125	[[folder:Episode 15: The Price of Victory]]
126	[[/folder]]
127
128	!!Season 3: The Liar, The Witch, and The Wartorn
129
130	[[folder:Season 1 and 2 Recap]]
131	* [[WebVideo/ColdTake Frost]] lampshading the main characters' tendency to talk their way out of problems, using guile and diplomacy rather than violence where possible. Or, as he puts it, [[BrutalHonesty "lying."]]
132	-->''How would our heroes defeat the gang and escape with their lives? They lied. They just lied to the gang and ran away.''\
133	''...As Season 2 began, our heroes kicked off this new adventure the only way they knew how: by lying to Eggolier.'' (animation shows Dabarella leading Eggolier around, using a sandwich dangling from a fishing pole)\
134	''...And then they discovered the great and hidden dwarven kingdom of Gorsiaden! There, our heroes lied to dwarven royalty (the ever-straightforward Queeno), and had an epic battle with a giant robot.''
135	* "The family reunion between Celia and Grinderbin was cut short, due to Mortimer exploding most of Celia, and what was left of her was pretty upset."
136	* The musical number at the end of the recap video (a parody of "Cecelia" by Music/SimonAndGarfunkel), with Mortimer on lead vocals. Fans were quick to point out that getting Yahtzee to agree to this must have been very difficult... or very, very easy.
137	-->'''Mortimer''': Headed down in the dusty gloom\
138	To meet Celia, ancient crazy mushroom\
139	'''Grinderbin''': ''(sotto voce)'' Hey, that's my mom!\
140	'''Mortimer''': Had a cave where her cult could grow\
141	But it all had to go, so we rigged her to blow\
142	Celia, you're Grinderbin's mum\
143	But you were no chum to the surface\
144	Oh Celia, thought you had it made\
145	Until my grenade spelled your doom\
146	You went boom
147	[[/folder]]
148
149	[[folder:Episode 1: Deal or No Deal]]
150	* We start off with Dabarella and Grinderbin reuniting with Mortimer and Sigmar after their side-quest, with Mortimer wanting to know where on Angond Arii they'd gone off too. After a rapid recap of the side-quest, including Dabarella's mirror encounter, the bridge fight with the Catholics, and Mul getting buried alive, it cuts back to Mortimer and Sigmar staring in a [[{{StunnedSilence}} Stunned Silence]].
151	* We also learn Sigmar was busy in this time, after getting a letter from Dabarella and Grinderbin, he and a squadron of bear-folk mercenaries went off to quote, "fuck up the Catholics."
152	--> '''Mortimer:''' That's why you pissed off, that one time?
153	--> '''Sigmar:''' (cheerfully) Yeah!
154	** Sigmar then tries to hire the bear mercenaries to the Adventure is Nigh-t club, prompting this exchange:
155	--> '''Sigmar:''' I also want the relationship to be like "This guy is cool, so yes, I'm down with working for him".
156	--> '''Mortimer:''' You're so needy sometimes, Sigmar.
157	--> '''Sigmar:''' I want them to think I'm cool!
158	* Dabarella introduces the party to her Familliar, Toasty Cinnamonbuns; a gingerbread-wizard with the voice of, [[WordOfGod officially,]] Creator/EdWynn (but if you don't know who that is, think "the world's most annoying clown"). Mortimer immediately proposes they ''eat him for lunch!''
159	* When Yahtzee rolls a ''[[BeyondTheImpossible 30]]'' for his Deception check against High Chancellory Bendory, Jack gives beautiful, half-shocked, half-laughing ''[[PrecisionFStrike "Fuck you!"]]''.
160	--> '''Yahtzee:''' Deception check, 30, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
161	[[/folder]]
162
163	[[folder:Episode 2: An Unexpected Dump]]
164	* After the titular unexpected InfoDump, the party have to stop and let it sink in how much they've uncovered in such a short amount of time.
165	--> '''Dabarella:''' Bread, this has been a unbelievable - ''[Amy then breaks character and speaks in her normal voice, [[AsideGlance as Dabarella looks into the camera]].]'' - LORE DUMP.
166	--> '''Yahtzee:''' ''[Also breaking character]'' Especially considering it wasn't planned.
167	--> (Mortimer, Grinderbin and Sigmar also look into the camera.)
168	--> '''Bread:''' Honestly! I really thought this would be doled out throughout the season, and that you wouldn't figure this out until later...
169	--> (Jack's head is suddenly superimposed over Bread's, [[BreakingTheFourthWall as the fourth wall finally collapses.]])
170	--> '''Jack:''' ...Says the DM.
171	[[/folder]]
172
173	[[folder:Episode 3: Was Born A Shamblin']]
174	* After helping the platoon of knights defeat the Shambling Mound, the party decide to introduce themselves to the knights with fake names. While [[ConsummateLiar Mortimer]] and Dabarella do alright with "Sigurd Lamulana" and "Abby Ella," and the knights assume that Grinderbin's "Bud" is a normal MushroomMan name, Sigmar almost completely bungles his attempt.
175	--> '''KC:''' Sigmar's brain was like: "I don't... have a name...?" ''[Turns away with a look of [[{{OhCrap}} Oh Crap!]] on his face]''
176	--> '''Knight:''' Well, that's quite unusual.
177	--> '''Yahtzee:''' Mortimer just goes: ''[[FacePalm facepalm]]''
178	* The party sets up camp for the night, and Sigmar takes first watch, followed by Mortimer. After six uneventful hours...
179	-->'''Jack''': Give me a perception check.\
180	'''Yahtzee''': Oh, bollocks. ''(rolls)'' Nat 1.
181	** As a result, Mortimer is too engrossed in his plans to [[KleptomaniacHero launder the platinum]] from Season 2, and buy nice things with it, to notice two assassins coming up on the camp.
182	** Thanks to one botched roll for the assassins, and Moped throwing his prosthetic foot, and Albert (the shovel) at them, the fight doesn't last long. The crew interrogate the survivor, and learn that he has traveled from the town of [[UnfortunateNames Cameltoe]], where he was hired to kill them.
183	-->'''Amy''': Nooo!
184	[[/folder]]
185
186	[[folder:Episode 4: The Forest for the Tree]]
187	* Due to an error with the map, the gang come across a graveyard full of massive graves, [[BlatantLies which Jack insists are "human-sized"]]. Yahtzee, KC and Jesse waste no time [[TheGadfly going full gadfly.]]
188	--> '''Jack:''' These are not giant at all...
189	--> '''Jesse:''' (snickering) We're so tiny!
190	--> '''Jack:''' [[InsistentTerminology ...They are human sized graves.]]
191	--> '''Sigmar:''' Hey guys, look at these human sized graves!
192	--> (Mortimer and Grinderbin give sarcastic "Yeah"s and "Wow"s, while Jack cracks up.)
193	--> '''Grinderbin:''' You know, the thing that gets me about them is that this is an illusion we're aware of, [[SarcasmMode yet these graves seem so normal!]]
194	--> '''Mortimer:''' I know, I'm so impressed by this grave, (as he speaks, Mortimer's character icon moves alongside the massive grave) I think I'm going to walk past it as slowly as possible...
195	* Sigmar's first meeting with Oob goes about as you'd expect...
196	--> '''Sigmar:''' So, here's my next question, do you wanna eat pain?
197	--> '''Oob:''' What is pain?
198	--> (Sigmar attacks it.)
199	** Mortimer, who was watching from the top of a wall, simply sighs and shouts down to his teammates: "You better get up here, [[HereWeGoAgain Bumblefuck's at it again.]]"
200	* After meeting Oob, the party learns they're going to have to travel through a grave to get into Destiny's Keep
201	--> '''Mortimer:''' Well, I think someone's going to have to take a risk. [[GotVolunteered Dabarella?]]
202	** Ultimately, it's Sigmar who takes the initiative, and stands on the grave to be pulled down. He even copies Oob with a cheerful "Bye~!"
203	--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Mortimer:]]''' You know, there's occasionally things to admire about Sigmar, I find.
204	** Just when Sigmar's up to his neck in the dirt, Dabarella cries out "Not again!" and then grabs onto his head to go down with him, so she ends getting pulled into ground face-first.
205	** Grinderbin follows suit, holding onto Dabarella's ankle, before extending a hand out to Mortimer. Mortimer instead climbs onto Grinderbin's large mushroom head and sits on it like a bar stool.
206	--> '''Jesse:''' So I hold my hand out, but you just sit on my head?
207	--> '''Yahtzee:''' Yeah.
208	--> '''Grinderbin:''' Bastard.
209	** As pointed out in the comments, there's some irony to be found in the fact that the gang never even think of using the actual shovel in their party to try and dig through the grave.
210	[[/folder]]
211
212	[[folder:Episode 5: Paint The Town... Dead]]
213	[[/folder]]
214
215	[[folder:Episode 6: A Perfectly Reasonable Plan]]
216	* While coming up with plans to convince Latavia to un-shovel Albert, KC comes up with the... [[CrossesTheLineTwice unique idea to create a memory of Betty and Shovel!Albert attempting and failing to conceive a child.]] This is accompanied by a visual of a teary-eyed Betty and Shovel!Albert with a big censor over them, while everyone else stares in wide-eyed shock. Moped even [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars covers Oob's eyes.]]
217	** As one would expect, Betty is not amused by the plan. And Sigmar's attempts to diffuse the situation [[DiggingYourselfDeeper don't exactly help.]]
218	--> '''Betty:''' (utterly offended) Are you...mad?
219	--> '''Sigmar:''' I-it's a ruse! You don't have to act - Look, I'll go in the other room!
220	--> (everyone stares at Sigmar, as the party cracks up)
221	--> '''Amy:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
222	--> '''Betty:''' If you think the problem is people watching, then maybe you don't understand what you're asking me to do! Yes, I know this is Albert. He is the love of my life. [[ARareSentence But I will NOT try to fuck a shovel!]]
223	* Jesse and Yahtzee then comes up with another plan, this one involving implanting memories into a creature, then letting Oob eat the memories and letting Latavia eat the memories from Oob. To do this, Jesse does an offhand dice roll and gets a 27 Arcana check, which makes Jack gasp with laughter. The subtitles even say "Jack is DYINGGGG".
224	** Yahtzee then lays out his first draft of the plan...
225	--> '''Yahtzee:''' Okay, we animate the shambling mound, and just as it comes to life...(stifles a laugh)...we put like a little puppet theater minor illusion right in front of its face...
226	--> (Jesse walks off, laughing)
227	--> '''Yahtzee:''' ...Depicting all this wonderful stuff we've been talking about. Just a little TV screen. And then the moment we're done, we go "NOW!" and slam a bag over it's head. Then we feed it to Oob, and then we feed Oob to Latavia.
228	--> '''Jesse:''' My 27 Arcana check says this is a great idea!
229	* During the preparation for the memory puppet show for Toasty, Mortimer giving Bardic Inspiration to Dabarella through words of encouragement would be [[SugarWiki/{{HeartwarmingMoments}} heart-warming...]] if not for the fact that Mortimer casts his magic through lies, which he freely admits to the audience:
230	--> '''Mortimer:''' Oh, I can bullshit with the best of them, can't I?
231	[[/folder]]
232
233	[[folder:Episode 7: The War-Torn]]
234	* After being de-shovelled, Albert is not keeping it together, and the gang try and de-escalate the situation.
235	** Both of Mortimer's attempts [[EpicFail fail miserably.]] First, his Persuasion attempt to calm Albert nets him a Nat 1 (again), and when he tries casting Suggestion, Albert rolls a Nat 20 and [[NoSell no-sells it]].
236	--> '''Yahtzee:''' ([[FacePalm Facepalming]]) This fucking episode...
237	--> '''Jesse:''' You can't contain a man who's been a shovel for 20 years!
238	** Ironically, Grinderbin has much better luck calming down Latavia the eldritch horror, which as Jack points out, is becoming a habit of his. Some people in the comments even suggested Grinderbin could multiclass as an Oath of Redemption Paladin.
239	--> '''Jack:''' Have we not learned our lesson trying to talk down super evil big bad guys?
240	--> '''Jesse:''' I will never learn my lesson of not talking people down!
241	** Ultimately, it's Dabarella who's able to calm Albert down, in the most Dabarella way possible.
242	--> '''Dabarella:''' Albert...[[Memes/{{Advertising}} you're not you when you're hungry.]]
243	--> (Cue mass [[{{corpsing}} corpsing]] from the whole party)
244	--> '''[[FunWithSubtitles Captions:]]''' Laughs in a MF'n Snickers ad.
245	* Outside of the keep, our heroes get the chance to ask Latavia about what he foresaw that got him banished. As he's describing his visions, Sigmar decides to interrupt, leading to a perfect example of the show's {{Bathos}}...
246	--> '''Latavia:''' I tried to warn B...
247	--> '''Grinderbin:''' What was the warning?
248	--> '''Latavia:''' Creatures, but not creatures. Men, but not men. They were, aberrations, but...
249	--> '''Sigmar:''' ([[SuddenSoundtrackStop As the background ambience cuts out]]) Not aberrations?
250	--> ''(Beat as Sigmar smiles, while everyone stops to look at him, Dabarella glaring.)''
251	--> '''Mortimer:''' Shut up, Sigmar.
252	--> ''(Once again, the whole party cracks up.)''
253	--> '''Jesse:''' That was somehow both in and out of character.
254	--> '''Jack:''' That's the show, balancing dramatic moments with comedy. So, I'll allow it.
255	[[/folder]]
256
257	[[folder:Episode 8: A Man, A Plan, A Flashback]]
258	[[/folder]]
259
260	[[folder:Episode 9: Break A Few Eggs]]
261	* As Sigmar and Grinderbin talk to Eggilier in the castle courtyard about Queen Beyonce's plans, Eggilier's calm composure [[BreakTheHaughty slowly but surely breaks]], and it is a sight to behold.
262	--> '''Grinderbin:''' You're here for plans. What was your plans?
263	--> '''Eggilier:''' You saw my plan.
264	--> '''Grinderbin:''' That was it?
265	--> '''Eggiler:''' Oh, I'm sorry, that was it? That was it?! You mean returning a precious item under the guise of someone else, who I know didn't steal it, so I could make an alliance with the most powerful wizard in the land?! Oh, 'that's it'! [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] [[FlippingTheBird YOU!]]
266	** As the party cracks up at Eggiler cracking, Sigmar simply responds with "There's the Eggilier I grew up with!".
267	** Eggilier's slippage continues after this. It's understandable, since Sigmar and Grinderbin are [[IndyPloy in their element]], and she is very much... not.
268	-->'''Grinderbin''': Latavia['s a] wild dude. Who knows what's gonna happen with that.\
269	'''Eggilier''': And what do we mean by 'wild dude'?\
270	'''Grinderbin''': If they see a big, red, oozy thing coming towards the castle-- ''(Jack mimes Eggilier rapidly losing her remaining marbles)'' --with a person in it--\
271	'''Sigmar''': [[BuffySpeak Hella jelly, mad skulls...]]\
272	'''Grinderbin''': ''Hella'' jelly. Probably talking about Florida--\
273	'''Eggilier''': AAAAAAAGGHHH!
274	* Sigmar shows that Grinderbin isn't the only BadLiar when Eggilier askes them if they brought their weapons with them.
275	--> '''Sigmar:''' Could [Eggiler's] spies get our weapons to us?
276	--> '''Eggilier:''' Yes, I was able to sneak in my weapons, you didn't try to sneak in your weapons?
277	--> '''Sigmar:''' ''(with an OhCrapSmile)'' ...Yes?
278	--> ''(Eggiler just stares with a look that says she doesn't believe him for a second.)''
279	--> '''Sigmar:''' ...No.
280	--> '''Eggilier:''' Sigmar... ([[FacePalm Facepalms]])
281	** Not wanting to lead Eggilier to where they're hiding Betty, Grinderbin askes if she could just snag a bow off of someone. Eggilier just exclaims "[[StatingTheSimpleSolution You're in a castle! Go find an armoury!]]".
282	[[/folder]]
283
284	[[folder:Episode 10: The Witch]]
285	* As the castle's alarms go off and a fight looks imminent, Eggilier produces a sword from her VictoriasSecretCompartment (where she'd been hiding a BagOfHolding).
286	-->''(Beat)''\
287	'''Mortimer''': [[ChivalrousPervert Noice.]]
288	* Eggilier and Mortimer argue over whether the party should have thought ahead and brought weapons like she did. Meanwhile, Sigmar takes issue with the lack of defensive magical items in the armory.
289	-->'''Sigmar''': So your castle defenses have zero magic users, is what you're saying.\
290	'''Guard''': We have one, incredibly powerful magic user--''her name is Queen Beyonce!''
291	* Grinderbin runs into Bonesy, who is reuniting with Queen Beyoncé. Grinderbin tries talking with him, but Bonesy can only communicate through gestures and [[DemBones clicking his bones together.]] Grinderbin's first thought is to play "Charades." Jack is ''incredulous.''
292	* When Mortimer shows up, he decides to ask Eggilier, in front of Queen Beyoncé, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion how much they need to worry about the Jade Homunculus.]] And as she's struggling, Mortimer just puts on his sunglasses and watches the fireworks.
293	--> '''Eggilier:''' Oh... it is a power source.... I didn't do too much to it because I only caught [[TroubleEntendre the thief who stole it]]... '''''[[SayMyName MORTIMER.]]'''''
294	* Kalandra Ticklepuss ([[NeverMessWithGranny who looks to be about 60-ish]]) makes her debut by [[IncomingHam kicking down the front gate of Castle Sasha and shouting "WHAT'S UP, FUCKERS! WHERE'S MY SISTER!? AHAHAHAHAAA!!!" at the top of her lungs.]] Upon being (understandably) shot at, she throws a shrunken head at Sigmar and a huge axe at a random guard. She then proceeds to flip the double-bird to the whole room while making "pew pew pew!" sounds.
295	* Prince Chessurick throws a tantrum because Queen Beyoncé's "lived for so long and I will never be king and [=IhateyouIhateyouIhateyou=]!," complete with petulant foot stomping. Amy immediately cottons onto the fact that Jack intends Prince Chessurick as an [[{{Expy}} Expy]] of [[UsefulNotes/CharlesIII King Charles III]].
296	* Prince Chessurick is [[KilledMidSentence killed mid-]]EvilGloating while forcing [[spoiler:Mortimer disguised as]] Queen Beyoncé to abdicate.
297	--> '''Chessurick:''' I feel... I feel so powerful! I can feel it- [Falls down dead as a stone].
298	[[/folder]]
299
300	[[folder: Episode 11: The Liar]]
301	* Kalandra Ticklepuss continues to be an amusingly belligerent CoolOldLady:
302	** Grinderbin asks for her help in stopping Latavia. Her response is "Well, you can [[SuddenlyShouting goOO FUCK YO'SELF! WAAAAAAAAH!]]" while rapid-fire FlippingTheBird. Except that her hands are tied so she can only flip the bird at the ground, depicted as her wiggling around a little.
303	** Dabarella asks for clarification on weather or not Latavia is alive or undead. Kalandra's response:
304	-->'''Kalandra''': "It's a complicated question..."
305	-->'''Dabarella''': "What happened?"
306	-->'''KC''': [Bout of {{Corpsing}}]
307	-->'''Kalandra''': "Weeeeell... Lemmie tell ya a story..."
308	-->'''Sigmar''': "I am so ready for this...!"
309	-->'''Dabarella''': "Is it a quick story?"
310	-->'''Kalandra''': "It's a real quick story! Go fuck yaself!"
311	-->[everyone loses it]
312	-->'''Mortimer''': "Saw that coming..."
313	-->'''Dabarella''': "That's not very nice!"
314	** Mortimer casts Suggestion on her to try and ''make'' her tell the party how to stop Latavia. She pretends to play along for all of five seconds before cussing Mortimer out.
315	--> "His weakness, yes. It's about fucking yourself! That's yer 'weakness,' coz guess what!? I'm immune to being Charmed, motherfucker! Aarg, you can't see m' middle fingers!"
316	* Eggolier noticing Sigmar's [[BodyHorror body-horriffic]] [[ArmCannon arm-bow]].
317	-->"Sigmar, I don't WHAT THE FUCK!?!?"
318	** She chews him out for getting himself cursed, then lampshades that she can't take any satisfaction from it because they all have too much other crap to worry about.
319	* Albert, Moped and Betty Ticklepuss arrive by magical means, and are [[TheCavalryArrivesLate taken slightly aback by everything that's happened.]]
320	-->'''Albert''': Took care of her already! All right! My man! ''(makes finger-guns at Sigmar)''
321	** KC gets sidetracked for a moment by the fact that Beyonce has unexpectedly reunited with both of her [[Music/DestinysChild bandmates]]--er, sisters.
322	-->'''Betty''': About my father--I just, [[WaxingLyrical I don't think you're ready for that jelly.]]
323	* Prince Chessurick, upon arriving in Hell, immediately demanded to speak with the manager, little knowing that the lady in the golden skull mask who keeps sending him to the back of the line is actually ''the Goddess of Death herself,'' doing it for a giggle because she likes how he squeals when she does.
324	* Eggilier prepares to part ways with Sigmar again on better terms, but Sigmar can't help but mess it up.
325	--> '''Eggilier:''' I'm glad we are on good terms, as we should be as we have a wedding to prepare for.
326	--> (Beat as she, Sigmar and Mortimer smile, before...)
327	--> '''Sigmar:''' ([[SuddenSoundtrackStop As the background ambience cuts out]]) You and Rho, right?
328	--> '''Eggilier:''' Yeah...
329	--> '''Sigmar:''' Okay, I got scared. Had a bit of deja vu, sorry.
330	--> '''Eggilier:''' Oh... (she takes another swing at Sigmar)
331	** Unlike her last attempt to punch Sigmar for being an ass, Eggilier rolls a 20 and utterly caves in Sigmar's face with her fist. Eggilier then says she's been wanting to do that ever since he broke their wedding.
332	[[/folder]]
333
334	!!Adventure Is Nigh: Side Quest
335
336	[[folder:Side Quest Episode 1: The Cat Café]]
337	[[/folder]]
338
339	[[folder:Side Quest Episode 2: Foreshadowing]]
340	[[/folder]]
341
342	[[folder:Side Quest Episode 3: Cat Cat Bang Bang]]
343	[[/folder]]
344
345	[[folder:The Cabin That Calls Episode 1: The Cabin That Calls]]
346	[[/folder]]
347
348	[[folder:The Cabin That Calls Episode 2: Pay Rent or Repent]]
349	[[/folder]]
350
351	[[folder:The Cabin That Calls Episode 3: A Deer Caught in Twilight]]
352	[[/folder]]
353
354	[[folder:The Cabin That Calls Episode 4: The Trouble With Wizards]]
355	[[/folder]]
356

Context Funny / AdventureIsNigh