Line #2 Funny/MinaAndTheCount

Context Funny / MinaAndTheCount

Go To


1	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/b7f99b16_e819_4b67_b249_6da8341b3551.jpeg]]
2	[[caption-width-right:350:[[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1 "How do you remove them? Is there a command? Some nonstick spray? Crowbar?"]]]]
3
4	* "Interlude with a Vampire":
5	** Mina's vice grip hug on the Count's legs, as shown in the page image. Not even him turning into a bat let him escape her grasp!
6	* "The Vampire Who Came to Dinner":
7	** The Count's [[DelayedOhCrap reaction]] to meeting Mina's older sister Lucy.
8	--->'''Count:''' It is a pleasure to be invited to dine with Mina, her older sister, and her father. …''[[DoubleTake OLDER SISTER?!]]'' (''whispering in a slight panic to Mina'') I thought you said you didn't ''have'' an older sister!\
9	'''Mina:''' (''grumpily'') I ''don't''.\
10	'''Mr. Harper:''' (''gently pulls Mina to him by the hand, also whispering'') I thought you said he was ''old''.\
11	'''Mina:''' (''innocently'') [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld He]] ''[[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld is!]]''
12	* "My Best Friend":
13	** A bit of a FreezeFrameBonus; after Mina gives her oral report about the Count at school, we see that her teacher has written a NoteToSelf saying, "MINA: CALL PARENTS NOW!!"
14	** The Count's advice to Mina on how to deal with bullies.
15	--->'''Count:''' Now, Mina. Physical violence is not the answer. ''Psychological domination'' is the name of the game!
16	*** Mina takes the Count's advice to try to intimidate her bully Nick into leaving her alone. It goes about as well as one would expect a for a 7-year-old attempting to be scary.
17	---->'''Count:''' I'm guessing it didn't go so well.\
18	'''Mina:''' (''sadly shakes her head'')\
19	'''Count:''' Did you use… (''menacingly'') ''the Voice''?\
20	'''Mina:''' (''gives him a small glare'') Everybody laughed. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis All. Day. Long.]]
21	* In "Frankenfrog", the principal is so freaked out by the frog Mina reanimated that he calls in a S.W.A.T. team, who attack Igor on sight as he's trying to drag in a suitcase containing the Count.
22	-->'''Principal:''' Oh, thank heavens you're here! A hideous creature is terrorizing the school!\
23	'''SWAT Officer:''' [[MisplacedRetribution There he is! Attacking that defenseless suitcase!]]

Context Funny / MinaAndTheCount