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2	* During the Battle of Christophsis, one unlucky clone gets his blaster shot out by a droid as he charges towards it. Unfazed, the clone resorts to ''punching the droid''. [[DidntThinkThisThrough He learns the hard way why doing so is not a good idea]].
3	** Perhaps to rub salt in the wound, this is almost immediately followed by Commander Cody punching out ''three'' droids back to back.
4	* On Christophsis, a flustered Anakin is arguing with Ahsoka, and when she calls him "Skyguy", Rex ''immediately'' bursts into laughter. Anakin quickly gets revenge on him for this by ordering him to show Ahsoka around, about which he is less than thrilled.
5	* Anakin and Ahsoka infiltrating the Separatist lines... by hiding [[VideoGame/MetalGear under a box]].
6	* Obi-Wan buys time for the reinforcements to arrive by surrendering, and then being a complete RulesLawyer as he insists on settling every single practical matter of his men’s imprisonment right there.
7	* After telling Yoda that actually, Ahsoka will do just fine as his Padawan, Anakin realizes that Obi-Wan may have actually put him up to it in the first place, a theory Obi-Wan's satisfied smirk does little to discredit.
8	* Not long before the Battle of Teth, Anakin comes into the ''Resolute''[='s=] hangar to find Ahsoka regaling a number of clone troopers with the story of how she and Anakin destroyed the shield generator on Christophsis. When a clearly amused Rex asks him if the story is true, Anakin responds "Most of it."
9	* Most of Anakin's and Ahsoka's one-liner exchanges:
10	-->'''Anakin:''' ''[referring to Rotta]'' How do you like your little buddy now? Still [[UglyCute cute]]?\
11	'''Ahsoka:''' No, he's reminding me of you more and more. ''[holds Rotta up]'' See? You're two of a kind.
12	* The battle droid commander at the monastery and his sergeant provide one every time they speak:
13	-->'''Commander:''' ''[pointing]'' Concentrate fire on sector 11374265!\
14	'''Sergeant:''' 1137... What was that again?\
15	''[the droid commander grabs and forces the sergeant to look where he was pointing]''\
16	'''Commander:''' ''Just fire right there!''
17	* After a battle droid falls off the cliff trying to view Anakin and his troops on Teth, he exclaims "Oh my God!" in shocked disbelief that he survived the fall, only for his binoculars to hit him in the back of the head a split second later.
18	* As Anakin and Ahsoka make their escape, Ventress watches angrily. Cue a battle droid poking his head out.
19	-->'''Droid:''' Count Dooku demands an update on your mission. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Should I tell him they got away or what? ''[Ventress Force-throws him off a cliff]'' ''Whyyyyyy''?
20	* One battle droid proves to be TooDumbToLive when, while holding several clone troopers prisoner at the monastery, it hears a loud beeping noise coming from the prisoners, courtesy of Rex's wristcom. He lowers his arm and "offers" to show the droid how it works, and it decides to get close enough that he backhands its head straight off and takes its blaster.
21	* This scene:
22	-->''[Rex and five clone troopers are surrounded by hundreds of Separatist droids]''\
23	'''Battle Droid:''' Surrender, Republic dogs!\
24	'''Rex:''' [[BlatantLies We've got you outnumbered!]]\
25	'''Battle Droid:''' Outnumbered? Wait... ''[turns to the other Separatist droids and [[TooDumbToLive begins counting them]][=]=]'' One, two, thr--\
26	''[the Separatist droids are all destroyed [[GunshipRescue in an airstrike]][=]=]''
27	* This silent [[SelfDeprecation jab]] at Anakin's speech from ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'', as he and Ahsoka are crossing the desert on Tatooine:
28	-->'''Anakin:''' ...I don't want to talk about my [[DarkAndTroubledPast past]].\
29	'''Ahsoka:''' Okay, fine. [[SarcasmMode There's so much more we can talk about out here]], like... '''the sand'''.
30	* [=C3PO=] comes to Padme's rescue. His arrival is preceded by a large explosion, giving the impression that ''he'' was responsible, before a squad of Troopers follows in behind him.
31	* When clone troopers storm Ziro's palace, Ziro screams "run for it!" and tries to bolt... except, like all Hutts, he's a giant, fat slug.
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35	* A DeletedScene has a rancor accidentally sitting on Ventress. As Anakin and Ahsoka escape, the rancor looks confusedly to right, then to left, then [[PainPoweredLeap jumping up and grabbing on to the ceiling with a painful yelp]], [[ButtBiter as we hear Ventress' lightsaber activate]].
36	* In another deleted scene Ahsoka tries to empty the cargo hold of the ''Twilight'' so they can gain some speed, by opening the hatch manually. After she almost fall outs, she goes back to the cockpit cockily remarking that it wasn't easy but she found a way, only for Anakin to point out the hatch controller was right under her nose, on the console board.
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