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3	* [[https://files1.comics.org//img/gcd/covers_by_id/953/w400/953743.jpg?4683131300799434988 This variant cover]] with ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossing the line twice.]]
4	* In Original Sin #0, Sam Alexander asks Iron Man and Captain America why Uatu does what he does.
5	-->'''Iron Man:''' The Watcher? ''Uatu''? Uatu is as old as ''time''. He barely lifts a finger to act... but he keeps tabs on everything ''everywhere''. He records and studies the activities of a billion billion races.\
6	'''Nova:''' How come?\
7	''{{Beat}}''\
8	'''Nova:''' I mean, I understand ''what'' he does. But ''why'' does he do it? Is he studying for a ''test''? Is he selling information to ''advertisers''? Is he ''looking'' for something? ''No one'' studies ''that'' hard unless they ''have'' to. Surely he's got some ''purpose''. So ''what'' is it?\
9	'''Cap:''' (After a longer beat) You know... I don't think anyone's stopped to ask.
10	* A few of the introductory captions are blackly funny:
11	--> '''The Punisher''': World's most successful mass murderer.
12	--> '''Moon Knight''': Fist of Khonshu. Possibly psychotic.
13	--> '''Dr. Bruce Banner''': Not to be made angry.
14	* In Original Sin #2, Tony Stark and Bruce Banner are in Avengers Tower together, with both of them at computers... except Bruce is fully dressed and Tony is wearing his Iron Man helmet and a dressing gown. Eventually:
15	--> '''Bruce''': [[{{Irony}} Tony, do you think maybe...]] [[MagicPants you should put some pants on]]?
16	--> '''Tony''': We're hunting a murderer here, Bruce, and [[SkewedPriorities you're talking about pants]]. Let's try and be professional.
17	* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: Nick Fury's LMD, Wolverine, ''and'' the Punisher telling Bucky they'd never liked him anyway.
18	* ''Original Sins #2'' and ComicBook/HowardTheDuck's sin...
19	-->'''Caption:''' You are Howard the Duck. The greatest example of wasted potential in the known galaxy.
20	* Rocket Raccoon and The Punisher meet.
21	--> '''Rocket''': Nice popgun, skull boy.
22	* As everyone debates whether Fury is in the right or wrong
23	-->'''Black Panther:''' Where the hell are you three going?
24	-->'''Punisher:''' Some place where I don't have to listen to you people.
25	-->'''Rocket Raccoon:''' ''Following Punisher'' I'm still not even sure why I'm here. I just know I hate all of you.

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