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4	!!Movie Trailers
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6	%%[[folder:''Friday'']]
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9	[[folder:''[=RoboCop=]'' (1987)]]
10	* The trailer's best moment: "[=RoboCop=]: A blatant Jesus metaphor who dies, gets resurrected, and walks on water. But instead of dying for our sins, this Jesus...shoots rapists...in the dick!"
11	* "This trailer is rated 'R', because that's how you make a f*cking ''Franchise/RoboCop'' movie!"
12	* "BAAAAAAAAAALLLLS"
13	* "The 80s, when movies were made for adults, and marketed towards children!" Cut to an 80s toy commercial for Robocop.
14	* "Journey to a futuristic Detroit that's become a bankrupt, crime-ridden hellhole. Basically, present day Detroit."
15	* "''[=RoboCop=]'' is the last movie that needs a freakin' remake. [[TemptingFate What are they gonna do next?]] ''Film/DieHard''? [[OhCrap Oh, no!]] I've said too much!"
16	[[/folder]]
17
18	[[folder:''Gravity'']]
19	* A scene showing Ryan's POV as she spins helplessly out of control is overlaid with jaunty carnival ride music, as the narrator comments that "you'll be on the edge of your seat...trying to hold in your barf."
20	* The astronauts bouncing off of things in space are punctuated with ''pinball noises.''
21	[[/folder]]
22
23	[[folder:''300'']]
24	* The film is described as "a blend of historical truth and Creator/ZackSnyder nonsense, mixing... actual Persian fighting units with mutant Persian goat men? Huh?"
25	* Xerxes is described as "a hairless giant with an entire jewelry store on his face and a voice that sounds like he's in the witness protection program".
26	* Reciting the long, long list of instances of HoYay from the film, including "men wearing thongs, men getting speared with phallic objects, men holding hands, men holding men tenderly from behind, men letting it hang, men getting all wet in the rain, men getting all sweaty on the beach, men playing two flutes at the same time, [...] and a male-to-female nipple ratio of 600 to 4. Man, I haven't seen a movie this deep in the closet since ''Film/TopGun''."
27	[[/folder]]
28
29	[[folder:''The Hunger Games: Catching Fire'']]
30	* The narrator cowers when Katniss gives him a DeathGlare for saying that all books must be lazily padded into as many films as possible.
31	-->'''Narrator:''' Okay, we'll see the sequels! Don't hurt us!
32	* And this:
33	--> '''Narrator:''' Watch as this good movie gets hailed as great, because everyone wants to be [=BFFs=] with Creator/JenniferLawrence. ''[cuts to a clip of Jennifer Lawrence]'' God, she's just so down-to-earth!
34	* Among the "starring" list is [[Franchise/ToyStory "the Claaaaw!"]]
35	[[/folder]]
36
37	[[folder:''Frozen'']]
38	* The trailer proclaims the movie to be "the feature-length music video for "Let It Go"!"
39	* The song parodies:
40	** "Reindeer(s) Are Better Than People" becomes "[[BestialityIsDepraved I'm kinda turned on by reindeer...]]"
41	** "Love Is an Open Door" becomes "[[IntercourseWithYou We are about to pooooooorrrrrrrkkkkkk]]".
42	** For "In Summer": "When you're out of ideas, you give them a singing snowmaaaaan!"
43	** "Let it Go", described here as the YOLO song: "[[EarWorm Get it out, get it out, get this song out of my head! Get it out, get it out! I'll sing anything else instead!]]"
44	* Starring: [[Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall Forgotten Sarah Marshall]] (Anna), [[Creator/ChristophWaltz Kristoff Waltz]] (Kristoff), Ugly [[Franchise/TheSmurfs Smurfs]] (the trolls), [[Film/DieHard Hans Gruber]] (Hans), Merchandising (Olaf), and the Theatre/{{Wicked}}ly talented [[AccidentalMisnaming Adele]] [[AscendedMeme Dazeem]] (Elsa).
45	[[/folder]]
46
47	[[folder:''Captain America: The First Avenger'']]
48	* "Ride along with Captain America as he faces off against the evil Red Skull, who along with [[Film/TheMatrix everyone else]] [[Film/VForVendetta in sci-fi]] [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings and fantasy]] [[Film/Transformers2007 is played]] by Creator/HugoWeaving."
49	* "Cheer as the Captain defeats his legendary arch-nemesis in a brisk two-minute montage, all to leave more time for foreshadowing The Avengers, introducing the plot device from The Avengers, unnecessarily freezing himself so he can be in The Avengers, and an after-credits scene that is literally a trailer for [[OverlyLongGag The Avengers]]."
50	* Creator/SebastianStan[=/=]Bucky is "[[Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier The Winter Spoiler]]" and Creator/DominicCooper[=/=]Howard Stark is "[[Creator/RobertDowneyJr Robert Downey, Sr.]]"
51	[[/folder]]
52
53	[[folder:''Game of Thrones'' (Seasons 1 – 3)]]
54	* When the narrator advertises the spoiler-free version of the trailer at the beginning:
55	-->'''Narrator:''' Just be sure to come back and watch the real version when you're all caught up... ''wuss!''
56	* "From [[Creator/GeorgeRRMartin fiction's most notorious serial killer]], comes the TV adaptation of the medieval encyclopedia/[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons dungeon master's guide]]/porno that is: ''Game of Thrones''."
57	-->'''Narrator:''' ''[humming [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic the show's theme song]]]'' '''Duh'''-duh! Duh-nuh-'''duh'''-duh! Duh-nuh-'''duh'''-duh! God that song's cool!
58	* The video's summary of the series:
59	-->'''Narrator:''' It's the abusive show you keep watching, no matter how many times it hurts you; full of disturbing imagery like incest, beheadings, attempted child murder, more incest...[[SerialEscalation and that's just the first episode!]]
60	* "Travel to Westeros, a place where everything is [[TheXOfY the Thing of Nouns]]."
61	-->'''King Robert:''' The Hand of the King!\
62	'''Sam Tarly:''' Light of the Seven...\
63	'''Brienne of Tarth:''' Brienne of Tarth.\
64	'''Ygritte:''' Lord of Bones...\
65	'''Lord Beric:''' Lord of Light...\
66	'''Lord Tywin:''' Master of Coin...\
67	'''Queen Daenerys:''' Mother of Dragons...\
68	'''Shagga:''' [[IAmXSonOfY Son of Dolf]].\
69	'''Melisandre:''' Son of Fire...\
70	'''Melisandre:''' Warrior of Light...\
71	'''Tyrion:''' Bank of Braavos...\
72	'''Lord Stark:''' Lord of Winterfell, and Warden of the North...
73	* "Watch as everyone fights to sit on the world's most uncomfortable chair, while completely ignoring the invasion of ice zombies that threatens to kill them all. ''[shows the huge invasion of 'White Walkers']'' Seriously, somebody should really get on that!"
74	* "Meet unforgettable heroes... who were still alive at the time we wrote this Honest Trailer." For unintentional bonus points, right as he says it, the shot is of Barristan Selmy, who died in Season Five.
75	-->'''Narrator:''' [Like] Tyrion Lannister, a character who's so awesome, ''[shows Tyrion slapping Joffrey Baratheon]'' (Imp slap!) Creator/PeterDinklage will get every good dwarf role until he dies. Or Creator/WarwickDavis kills him.
76	* The narrator, like many fans of the show, ''really'' hated Joffrey Baratheon.
77	-->'''Narrator:''' Watch as these heroes struggle to end the reign of King Music/JustinBieber. God, if he doesn't die this season, I'm gonna f[[CensoredForComedy ]]cking kill him myself! F[[CensoredForComedy ]]cking HATE that kid!
78	* The narrator lampshading the show's AnyoneCanDie nature (while also noting that most cases are related to one famous ChronicallyKilledActor)...
79	-->'''Narrator:''' Ride along on an adventure where any lead character can die, whether you're Creator/SeanBean, Sean Bean's wife, Sean Bean's best friend, Sean Bean's son, Sean Bean's daughter-in-law, Sean Bean's family dogs, or Sean Bean's unborn grandkid. All men must die... who are in anyway close to Sean Bean!
80	* ...while also noting its infamous {{Fanservice}} status.
81	-->'''Narrator:''' Settle in for a show with so many monologues, HBO will desperately try to keep your attention by any BEWBS necessary! ''[[[OverlyLongGag 30-second long]] montage of (censored) boobs set to epic music]'' ...not that I'm complaining! BEWBS!
82	* The narrator giving up on naming, or remembering, the large cast.
83	-->'''Narrator:''' Starring... the ten characters whose names you actually remember! [Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow, Robb Stark, Eddard Stark, Tyrion Lannister, Jaime Lannister, Cersei Lannister, Catelyn Stark, Joffrey Baratheon, Ayra Stark] And all these other characters whose names you actually don't remember! [Jojen and Meera Reed, Yara Greyjoy, Gendry, Giantsbane and Orell] Like: The Sneaky Guy [Littlefinger]; The Sneaky Bald Guy [Varys]; Carl Drago [Khal Drogo]; Those Gay Dudes [Ser Loras Tyrell and Renly Baratheon]; Lord Friend Zone [Ser Jorah Mormont]; Grumpy Old Dad [Tywin Lannister]; The Same Person? [Stannis Baratheon]; Sand-San-Sansa? [Sansa]; Bronn? [Bran Stark]; Bran? [Bronn]; Bronn Again? [Robin Arryn]; Sam? Not Sam?[[note]]"No, Sam's the fat one from ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]]''"[[/note]] [Sam]; The One Who Had A Demon Baby [Melisandre]; The Guy That Got His Dick Cut Off [Theon Greyjoy]; I don't remember her name, but she's Super Hot [Margaery]; Tyrion's Hooker Girlfriend [Shae]; Oh, Hodor! [[VerbalTicName That's Hodor]]! [Hodor]; Uhh... [Xaro Xhoan Daxos]; Uhhhhh... [Commander Jeor Mormont]; Now You're Just Messing With Me [Walder Frey]; No Idea [Ser Davos]; Faceless Assassin. That Guy's Awesome [Jaqen H'ghar]; Not A Clue [Pycelle]; No [Rodrick]; Uh-uh [Osha]; Nope [Benjen]; Nope [Balon Greyjoy]; Nope [Syrio Forel]; Dunno [Luwin]; I Got Nothin' [Mance Rayder]; Not Ringing A Bell [Beric Dondarrion]; Go Make Up Your Own Names, Nerds! [Barristan Selmy].
84	** It's even funnier if you've read the books. If you have, you'll notice that the writers of the show actually [[AdaptationNameChange changed the names of some of the characters]] with similar-sounding names so that it wouldn't be ''even harder'' to keep them all straight. Asha Greyjoy became '''Yara''' Greyjoy so that people wouldn't get her mixed up with Osha the wildling, and Robert Arryn became '''Robin''' Arryn so that people wouldn't get him mixed up with Robert Baratheon.
85	* In TheStinger:
86	-->'''Narrator:''' If you put any spoilers in the comments, ''I'll kill you''. But to all my book bros, R + L = J. You know what I'm talking about!
87	[[/folder]]
88
89	[[folder:''Attack of the Clones'']]
90	* The "Episode II" subtitle is pronounced as "Episode 11".
91	* The opening line.
92	-->'''Narrator:''' From the man (Creator/GeorgeLucas) who created some of your fondest childhood memories, then took a huge dump on 'em, comes the prequel-sequel that proved ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]'' wasn't an accident.\
93	'''Nute Gunray:''' This isn't how it's supposed to be!
94	* The narrator's response to the infamous "I don't like sand" line:
95	-->'''Narrator:''' Come on, [[Creator/JJAbrams J.J.,]] there's no way you can do any worse than this.
96	* "Obi Wan Kenobi, a man forced to act opposite lifeless CGI characters [[TakeThat like]] Creator/HaydenChristensen."
97	* Starring: Creator/{{Hay\|denChristensen}}don't Act Again, Creator/{{Ewan\|McGregor}} a Bad Movie, Yogurt, [[Franchise/StreetFighter M. Bison]], Nipply Portman, Creator/LaurenceFishburne, [[SarcasmMode Definitely Not the Emperor]], Dickhead, Cthulhu, Darth [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Saruman]], and [[Film/DjangoUnchained Jango Unbrained]].
98	* TheStinger.
99	-->'''Narrator:''' So, correct me if I'm wrong here, but the clones never actually attack anyone in this movie, [[SuddenlyShouting SO WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU CALL THIS MOVIE "ATTACK OF THE CLONES"?!]]
100	** More amusing is that this audio is put over scenes from the Battle of Geonosis (a ''clone offensive'') at the end of the movie. FailedASpotCheck is putting it nicely.
101	[[/folder]]
102
103	[[folder:''The Wolf of Wall Street'']]
104	* The numerous list of people who have Oscars from ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet'' trailer. Especially the naming of Creator/MatthewMcConaughey as "Dallas Oscar Stealers Club".
105	-->'''Narrator:''' F[[CensoredForComedy **]]k you!
106	[[/folder]]
107
108	[[folder:''The Spider-Man Trilogy'']]
109	* "Prepare for an epic superhero trilogy featuring Spider-Man 1, a story about Peter Parker struggling with his powers, breaking up with Mary Jane, and battling a supervillain who ultimately kills himself; Spider-Man 2, a story about Peter Parker struggling with his powers, breaking up with Mary Jane, and battling a supervillain who ultimately kills himself; and Spider-Man 3, a story about Peter Parker struggling with his powers, breaking up with Mary Jane, and battling a supervillain who ultimately kills himself. [[RecycledScript Wait, did they just make the same movie three times in a row?]]"
110	* Showing the infamous emo Peter Parker scenes from Spider-Man 3:
111	-->'''Narrator:''' No. Stop. What's happening? Why are you doing this? Please! Please! It's so lame! Oh, God, really?! WHY?! Oh, the humanity!
112	[[/folder]]
113
114	%%[[folder:''Godzilla'' (1998)]]
115	%%[[/folder]]
116
117	[[folder:''The X-Men Trilogy'']]
118	* "Suit up for director Bryan Singer's first two X-Men films that proved comic book movies can be awesome, and [[{{Sequelitis}} director Brett Ratner's The Last Stand that proved comic book movies can totally suck balls.]]"
119	* While listing off everyone's favorite ComicBook/XMen, the narrator lists ComicBook/{{Gambit}}: "FOOTAGE NOT FOUND."
120	[[/folder]]
121
122	[[folder:''Alice in Wonderland'' (2010)]]
123	* The narrator seeing that ''Film/AliceInWonderland2010'' made over '''$1 billion''' at the box office.
124	-->'''Narrator: A BILLION?!''' THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
125	* "You fell in love with Creator/LewisCarroll's [[Literature/AliceInWonderland playful storybooks]] and sat in awe of Disney's [[WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland beautiful animated film]]. Now, head down the rabbit hole once again to watch the once-brilliant Creator/TimBurton, who always defied convention with brilliant new stories and visionary ideas, become a complete parody of himself and bungle [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes2001 yet another]] [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory iconic]] [[Film/DarkShadows franchise]] for a paycheck."
126	[[/folder]]
127
128	[[folder:''Top Gun'']]
129	* The entire Honest Trailer is made in the style of a trailer from TheEighties.
130	[[/folder]]
131
132	[[folder:''The Lion King'']]
133	* Their trailer for ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'', doing the same lyric gags as the ''Frozen'' one:
134	-->''He's a threaaaat to our lives!\
135	And he'll eat us aaaaall!\
136	He is on display\
137	To remind us we're prey!''
138	* The hyenas being called [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy "Ed, Edd and Eddy"]] and Timon and Pumbaa being called [[WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy "Ren and Stimpy!"]]
139	* The pride lands are described as having very generous borders, and the Elephant Graveyard is [[TakeThat its own version of New Jersey]].
140	* The accents are all over the place, including British,[[note]]Zazu[[/note]] {{Evil Brit}}ish,[[note]]Scar[[/note]] Latino,[[note]]Bonzai[[/note]] JewishMother,[[note]]Timon[[/note]] Gangsta,[[note]]Shenzi[[/note]] and CNN.[[note]]Creator/JamesEarlJones[[/note]]
141	[[/folder]]
142
143	[[folder:''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'']]
144	* The trailer gives a credit for the one true star of any Creator/MichaelBay film: "'''[[StuffBlowingUp BEWMS!]]'''"
145	* The warning at the beginning of the trailer: "The following trailer contains scenes from ''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''."
146	* "From the director who would most likely masturbate to an explosion comes two hours of moving pictures and loud noises that, because if was filmed on a camera, technically qualifies as a movie."
147	* "Creator/MeganFox, who once again combines the looks of a professional porn star, with the acting ability of an amateur porn star."
148	* After going through the long, long list of [[AssPull asspulls]] and [[PlotHole glaring plot holes]], the narrator disgustedly exclaims "we've already put more thought into this movie than the people who made it did."
149	* Closing with a clip of Michael Bay getting completely flustered in the middle of a speech and walking off stage, saying he's sorry, followed by the narrator saying "now you know how we felt watching this movie, Mikey."
150	[[/folder]]
151
152	%%[[folder:''Forrest Gump'']]
153	%%[[/folder]]
154
155	%%[[folder:''Planet of the Apes'' (2001)]]
156	%%[[/folder]]
157
158	[[folder:''Green Lantern'']]
159	* "So spend two hours with Green Van Wilder as he turns one of the most original comic books into one of the least original comic book movies, [[ClicheStorm featuring the same old cliches like a science experiment gone wrong, the theme of responsibility, a rushed training montage, a kidnapped love interest, and the same traumatic early death of a father figure as every other superhero movie ever.]] Man, Father's Day must really suck for a superhero."
160	* On the post credits scene:
161	-->'''Narrator:''' [[StillbornFranchise Heh heh, they thought there was gonna be a sequel. That's adorable.]]
162	[[/folder]]
163
164	[[folder:''Divergent'']]
165	* ''Film/{{Divergent}}'' (aka ''Not the Film/TheHungerGames'')
166	* Epic Voice Guy insisting (twice) that ''Film/{{Divergent}}'' and ''Film/TheHungerGames'' are in fact [[FollowTheLeader one and the same]], and getting into an argument over it with the sound engineer and director.
167	-->''"Guys, I'm telling you, '''we did this already!'''"''
168	* The trailer invites us to "sit back for a film full of obvious attempts to pander to teenage girls, like: staring at yourself in the mirror, having perfect hair no matter how much you work out, hot older boys who see how special you are on the inside, and telling them that choosing your clique is the most important decision you'll ever make."
169	[[/folder]]
170
171	[[folder:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze'']]
172	* "Based on the [[ComicBook/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesMirage dark brooding comic]] that became a [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 children's cartoon]] that became the [[TakeThat worst musical tour of all time]] comes a nineties movie that proves the [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Turtles Franchise]] was ridiculous way before [[Creator/MichaelBay Michael Bay]] got his hands on it."
173	* ''... And Bad Cosplay!''
174	---> ''Shredder growls at Mikey''
175	* ''I guess it looks better than ugly [=CGI=]. Uhhh!''
176	* The Narrator's dislike for the lack of weapons.
177	--> '''Narrator:''' Instead, see them fight with belts, yo-yos, ties, blankets, soft NERF Bats, sausages, and WordPower! Come on! Just ''stab'' someone already!
178	* "[[SarcasmMode Aw, did you get stuck in a net?]] Sure would be great if they could use their ''zooms in on Leo's Katanas'' '''SWORDS OR SOMETHING!!!!!!''' I mean, come on! He's got them right there on his back! [[WhatTheHellHero What are they doing?!]]"
179	* "The Shredder [[BackFromTheDead returned]], and he's [[WhyWontYouDie returned]], and he's [[OverlyLongGag returned]], and he probably smells like sh*t now! Watch him strike fear into the hearts of men with [[BadassNormal his ability to stand and do nothing while his enemies are right in front of him!]] And his lieutenant, [[TheDragon Tatsu]], who... ''also'' stands and does nothing [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim while his enemies]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Are. Right. In. Front of him!]]"
180	* "Tremble as they battle for control of the [[TitleDrop secret of the ooze]], which is never really explained now that I mention it, but for some reason can... turn [[OriginStory turtles into ninja turtles]], turn [[MundaneMadeAwesome flowers into bigger flowers]], and turn [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Bebop and Rocksteady]] into [[TakeThat two lame-ass ripoffs that no one ever asked for!]]"
181	* The displeasure of Music/VanillaIce in the movie:
182	--> '''Narrator:''' [[LampshadeHanging When did they have time to coordinate this sh*t?]] Stop dancing with Vanilla Ice. [[StopHavingFunGuys Stop it!]] [[BigWhat What are you doing?!]] [[RapidFireNo No, Ninja, No, Ninja, No!]]
183	* The Starring list: [[Franchise/PowerRangers The Blue Ranger]], [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Wreck-It Raph]], [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]], Nerdatello, [[Film/TheHungerGames Ratniss Neverclean]], Film/{{Surf Ninja\|s}}, Asian [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]], [[TakeThat April's Mom and Justin Bieber's Dad]].
184	* In the Stinger, the Narrator calls out the makers of the film for HypocriticalHumor.
185	--> '''Narrator:''' So parents were mad about them using their weapons, but ''[shows people eating pizza]'' totally okay with them advocating an all-pizza diet? Pfft! {{Hypocrite}}s!
186	[[/folder]]
187
188	%%[[folder:''The Expendables'']]
189	%%[[/folder]]
190
191	[[folder:''Captain America: The Winter Soldier'']]
192	* ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'' (aka ''Captain America: [[TookALevelInBadass He's Cool Now]]''):
193	* "Watch as Cap and two non-superheroes end up ... actually kicking a lot of ass together, in a really entertaining well-directed movie. What? We had to be honest. It's good. But since Honest Trailers is a comedy series, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Get Ready. For. Nitpicking.]]"
194	* Crediting ComicBook/TheFalcon as [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros "Falcon Punch"]].
195	** Hail Hard Drive.
196	[[/folder]]
197
198	%%[[folder:''Ghostbusters'']]
199	%%[[/folder]]
200
201	[[folder:Everything Wrong With ''The Amazing Spider-Man 2'']]
202	* As a crossover, Screen Junkies and ''WebVideo/{{CinemaSins}}'' swapped around and did the other channel's most famous video for ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''.[[note]]Because, as they state in the description, "Everyone gets us mixed up anyway, so why not?"[[/note]]
203	* When Gwen phones Peter:
204	-->'''Narrator:''' Where was Spidey hiding that cell phone? In a skintight suit, there's only one place he could be stashing his stuff. And you don't want to know where it is.
205	* Two back-to-back sins:
206	-->'''Narrator:''' ''[after feathers fly when Spidey takes his suit off]'' Did he just fight a chicken?\
207	'''Narrator:''' ''[when Spidey's holding a fish]'' Did he just fight a fish?
208	* When Norman Osborn's on his deathbed:
209	-->'''Norman Osborn:''' This is not how I imagined I would die.\
210	'''Narrator:''' "[[Film/SpiderMan1 I always imagined I'd be impaled on my own glider.]]"
211	* The next sin:
212	-->'''Harry:''' On my 16th birthday, you send me Scotch.\
213	'''Narrator:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Sounds like a pretty cool dad to me.]]
214	* Before Max Dillion becomes Electro:
215	-->'''Narrator:''' There's your problem. The thingy's all unplugged.
216	* And when he becomes Electro: "Hey boss, should we put a lid on these tanks?" "[[TemptingFate Nah, what's the worst that could happen?]]"
217	* During the first Spidey vs. Electro fight, Electro hits a couple of advertisements for a couple of Broadway musicals:
218	-->'''Narrator:''' ''[in fake Italian accent]'' Theatre/MammaMia Not the Theatre/JerseyBoys!
219	* When the scientist introduces himself:
220	-->'''Doctor Kafka''' ''[in stereotypical German accent]'' I am Doctor Kafka.\
221	'''Narrator:''' ''[also in stereotypical German accent]'' "Ze stereotypical German scientist, ja?"
222	* When Peter crashes into a wall behind Gwen: "Kramer entrance."
223	* When Peter arrives at the disused subway station where his father did his secret research:
224	-->'''Narrator:''' [[Film/TheMatrix If Neo shows up]] [[Film/TheMatrixRevolutions looking for the Train Man]], I'm out.
225	* After Gwen tells Peter that she's been given a scholarship to the University of Oxford:
226	-->'''Narrator:''' [[CallBack "With great power comes great responsibility."]] Unless the girl you're porking moves to England.
227	* During the final fight between Electro and Spidey, Electro plays "Itsy Bitsy Spider" on the electrical pylons:
228	-->'''Spider-Man:''' I hate this song.\
229	'''Narrator:''' That makes all of us.
230	* At the end, when Spidey's about to hit Rhino with a manhole cover:
231	-->'''Narrator:''' This was such a great shot in the trailer! I can't want to see what comes ne-- ''[film ends]'' It's over?! Well, f*ck you too, then!
232	* The video ends with 157 sins. And then they have a Bonus Round, full of all the Sony product placements. Final total? 2,899,270.
233	[[/folder]]
234
235	[[folder:''Godzilla'' (2014)]]
236	* ''Film/Godzilla2014'' (aka "Godzilla: [[TakeThat The Good One]]")
237	* Starring... [[Creator/ElizabethOlsen The Olsen Triplet]] (Elle Brody), Discount Creator/ChanningTatum (Ford Brody), Duhhhhh (Dr. Serizawa), [[Series/BreakingBad Crysenberg]] (Joe Brody), and [[RealWomenHaveCurves Real Kaiju Have Curves]] (Godzilla)
238	* The Narrator then remarks that his character [[RunningGag stares]]. ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPPzcXCCPeU cue the music]]''
239	[[/folder]]
240
241	[[folder:''The Fault In Our Stars'']]
242	* ''Film/TheFaultInOurStars'' (aka ''[[TheTopicOfCancer Cancer F*cking Sucks]]'')
243	* TEWBS.
244	[[/folder]]
245
246	[[folder:''Transformers: Age of Extinction'']]
247	* ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction'' (aka ''Transformers 4: Welcome to China'')
248	* The last third of the trailer is spoken in Chinese to mock Bay's pandering to China.
249	* "In a franchise that's known for objectifying hot young women, prepare for a new low, as they make the movie's hot chick an underage girl, make her boyfriend a legal adult, and literally stop the movie to explain why it's okay for them to pork. If only they'd put as much time into justifying the plot as they did for having sex with a minor."
250	* Instead of the usual funny names for the cast members, the "Starring..." segment is just one LongList of all of the ProductPlacement that appeared in the film.
251	[[/folder]]
252
253	[[folder:''Fight Club'']]
254	* Music/MeatLoaf being listed as "Mewwwwbs."
255	[[/folder]]
256
257	[[folder:''X-Men: Days of Future Past'']]
258	* "From Creator/BryanSinger, the director with the mutant power to make Creator/BrettRatner disappear..."
259	* "In a world full of other cool X-Men, [[WolverinePublicity meet Wolverine for the seventh f*cking time.]]"
260	[[/folder]]
261
262	[[folder:''Saw'']]
263	* ''Film/SawI'' (aka ''[[Film/SawI Saw 1]]: You Saw Them All'')
264	* The bathroom in ''Film/SawI'' is dubbed "your typical Taco Bell bathroom".
265	* The montage of gory deaths from the ''Saw'' movies, [[SoundtrackDissonance set to happy-go-lucky circus music]]. After that, the narrator unsuccessfully attempts to hold back his puking, and then yells "Go to starring! GO TO STARRING!"
266	* Starring: [[Creator/KristenBell Kristen]] [[Creator/TobinBell Bell]] (John Kramer), [[Film/RobinHoodMenInTights Robin Hood: Man In Chain]] (Lawrence Gordon), [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Dental Plan (Lisa Needs Braces)]] (Amanda Young in the Reverse Bear Trap), [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Awesome Mix, Vol. 1]] (the "Play Me" cassette tape), Film/RushHour (David Tapp and Steven Sing), This Guy (Adam Stanheight), The Bad Guy from ''Series/{{Lost}}'' (Zep), I Think She's on ''Series/{{Parenthood}}''? (Alison Gordon), Filth ([[DisgustingPublicToilet the bathroom]]), and Music/{{Cher}} (Billy the Puppet).
267	[[/folder]]
268
269	[[folder:''Maleficent'']]
270	* ''Film/{{Maleficent}}'' (aka ''[[WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty Sleeping Beauty]]: The Bad One'')
271	* Describing the title character as "How Creator/JenniferAniston sees Creator/AngelinaJolie".
272	* Their opinion of Maleficent not turning into a dragon like in ''WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty'':
273	-->'''Narrator:''' You had '''one''' job, Disney.
274	** Noting that the title character is only mean in this version because she was roofied and mutilated by her childhood love.
275	-->'''Narrator:''' Have fun explaining that to your kids.
276	* "The three fairies you loved from the original, who are now three hideous idiots whose stupidity borders on child abuse. Way to fuck up fairies, Disney."
277	[[/folder]]
278
279	[[folder:''The Little Mermaid'']]
280	* ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'' (aka ''The Little Waistline'')
281	* Starring: She Swells Seashells (Ariel), White WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} (Prince Eric), [[Music/NickiMinaj Inki Minaj]] (Ursula), Phish (some fish extras), the closest thing this movie has to a black person (Sebastian), Jacked [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]] (Triton), and [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Whining Nemo]] (Flounder).
282	* TheStinger has the narrator noting that the movie would have been different if Ariel's top half was fish, followed by a scene of a fish-headed Ariel gargling and Eric's [[VomitDiscretionShot disgusted reaction]].
283	[[/folder]]
284
285	%%[[folder:''Love Actually'']]
286	%%* ''Film/LoveActually'' (aka ''S**t Actually'')
287	%%[[/folder]]
288
289	[[folder:''Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'']]
290	* ''Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'' (aka ''Rise of the Dawn of the Start of the Planet of the Apes: Origins: The Beginning'')
291	* The narrator describing the themes of the movie.
292	--> '''Narrator:''' Settle for the thinking man's blockbuster chock full of complicated characters, political maneuvering, family dynamics, and a monkey [[GunsAkimbo duel-wielding]] [[MoreDakka machine guns]] on horseback, fighting a tank. ({{Beat}}) Okay, that was kind of dumb, but who cares? It's still awesome, right?
293	* This line about the acting.
294	--> '''Narrator:''' See Creator/AndySerkis deliver an Oscar-worthy performance by capturing the graceful movements and emotions of Caesar and doing his best Creator/ChristianBale Batman impression, while the cast and crew deliver an even MORE Oscar-worthy performance by not laughing at a tiny British man in a unitard pretending to be a monkey.
295	[[/folder]]
296
297	[[folder:''Guardians of the Galaxy'']]
298	* ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014'' (aka ''Marvel's Space Avengers'')
299	** Once again, the screen at the beginning is flooded with requests to make this specific trailer. "Okay, okay, we got it, keep your star pants on."
300	* The narrator concludes that this whole movie is just Marvel {{troll}}ing their audience, having grown DrunkWithPower and being perfectly aware that they can do anything they want now and they'll still make billions.
301	--> '''Narrator:''' So experience the swagger of a movie studio drunk on its own power as Marvel trolls the world with [[FlippingTheBird balls-out middle fingers]] to the audience they know they have in the palm of their hands. Oh, you like superheroes? Well, how about a movie that stars a fcking raccoon and a fcking tree? You like Creator/VinDiesel? Yeah, well, we cast him, and [[PokemonSpeak he only says one fcking line]]. ''[clip of Vin Diesel [[LargeHam yelling "I! AM! GROOT!"]]]'' You want [[Creator/JohnCReilly more]] [[Creator/BenicioDelToro pedigreed]] [[Creator/GlennClose actors]]? We'll put 'em in stupid outfits and make 'em say [[{{Technobabble}} space bullsht]]--''[clip of Glenn Close as Irani Rael saying "All ComicBook/{{Nova}} pilots, interlock and form a blockade"]''--because [[AwesomeDearBoy who]] [[MoneyDearBoy doesn't]] want to be in [[CashCowFranchise a fcking Marvel movie]]? Hey, recognize [[Creator/ChrisPratt that chubby idiot]] from ''[[Series/ParksAndRecreation Parks and Rec]]''? We're gonna turn him into [[MrFanservice a sex symbol]]! That would be hilarious! Remember the worst movie we ever made, ''Film/HowardTheDuck''? [[TheStinger Stick that after the credits]] when everyone's expecting ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Avengers 2]]''; it'll totally fck with our fans, and they'll love it anyways. Speaking of which, remember ComicBook/{{Thanos}} from that one scene at the end of ''Film/{{The Avengers\|2012}}'' a few years ago? Well, [[TheBusCameBack we're bringing him back]], [[OrcusOnHisThrone and he's still not doing sht]]. Why? [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Because fck you, we're Marvel, that's why!]] What're you gonna do, watch Franchise/{{DC\|ExtendedUniverse}}? ''[clip of [[Film/ManOfSteel Superman]] screaming [[BigNo "No!"]]]'' [[TakeThat Thought so]]!
302	* After listing off all the different colored aliens, the narrators ends with "In case you get confused, [[WhiteMaleLead the hero is still the white guy]]."
303	[[/folder]]
304
305	[[folder:''The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug'']]
306	* ''Film/TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug'' (aka ''The Hobbit: Two Down. One to Go'')
307	* "This is the prequel, right? So how come Legolas looks so much...more mature?"
308	[[/folder]]
309
310	%%[[folder:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' (2014)]]
311	%%* ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014'' (aka ''Corporate Reboot Cash-Grab Turtles'')
312	%%[[/folder]]
313
314	!!Honest Game Trailers
315	[[folder:''Mario Kart'']]
316	* ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' is described as a good way to teach players that "winning and being the best driver [[WackyRacing don't always go hand in hand]]".
317	* The narrator then lampshades the absurdity of a kingdom with a unreasonably high rate of [[DamselInDistress princess kidnapping]] being the home place of a go-kart tournament.
318	--> "Watch as bitter rivals (Mario and Bowser) put aside their decades long blood feud [[GoKartingWithBowser for a day of friendly go-karting]] (they are shown sharing a [[VideoGame/MarioKartDoubleDash double kart]] as he says the second part of the sentence)."
319	* The Rainbow Road is described as a Gay Pride parade... [[ThatOneLevel you should not pick]] because [[CrossesTheLineTwice everyone else will only hate you]].
320	* The way items are described.
321	--> "High explosives (Bob-Ombs), slapstick comedy ([[BananaPeel bananas]]), decoy item boxes [[ScrappyWeapon that have never fooled a single driver]] (fake item boxes), [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs PCP]] (Stars), [[PrecisionFStrike bulls***]] (Lightning Bolt), the [[FridgeHorror hollowed-out shells]] of once living breathing Koopas (Koopa Shells), [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BIG. ASS. BULLET.]] (Bullet Bill)..."
322	** But a special mention goes to the last.
323	---> "... And the item that holds the all-time record for most ruined friendships, the ''[[ThatOneAttack Blue Shell]]'': (this part shows a playthrough with the ''VideoGame/MarioKartWii'' alarm indicating you are pursued by a shell) a weapon so incredibly evil that it seeks out the lead driver and--- (shows Mario getting hit by the blue shell and reveals that the Narrator was playing the whole time) [[RageBreakingPoint OH COME ON!]] I WAS RIGHT THERE! [[NotSoAboveItAll THIS HAPPENS EVERY RACE, STUPID NINTENDO!]] I WAS IN, LIKE, FIRST THE WHOLE FREAKING TIME!!!"
324	* "Starring: [[Creator/BobHoskins Bob]] [[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 Hoskins]] (Mario), [[PaletteSwap Green Mario]] (Luigi), Series/HannahMontana (Peach), Music/MileyCyrus (Daisy), Fat Mario (Wario), Shrooms (Toad), [[WesternAnimation/TheSnorks a Snork]] (Birdo), [[Franchise/DonkeyKong Business Kong]] (Donkey Kong), ComicBook/GhostRider (King Boo), [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Reptar]] (Yoshi), Bow Wow (Bowser) [[OverlordJr Lil Bow Wow]] (Bowser Jr.) and Time Paradoxes (Baby Mario and Baby Luigi)".
325	* TheStinger has this moment:
326	--> "And if you suck at racing, there's always battle mode! Hehehe, ballewns."
327	[[/folder]]
328	[[folder:''God of War'']]
329	[[/folder]]
330	[[folder:''Grand Theft Auto V'']]
331	* At the start of the video, [[Creator/TakeTwoInteractive Rockstar Games]] is accused of promoting [[TheBully bullying]], murder, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ping-pong]].
332	* Then the narrator describes the game as the one "old people claim is turning us into violent sociopaths":
333	--> "...WHICH IS ''[[ImmediateSelfContradiction NOT]]'' TRUE, AND I'LL [[NotHelpingYourCase F***ING KILL YOU]] IF YOU SAY ANY DIFFERENT!!! ({{beat}}) {{Ahem}}."
334	* The way characters are presented:
335	** Michael, a retired criminal trying to escape his past... [[HypocriticalHumor by committing more crimes]]!
336	** "Franklin, an up-and-coming street hustler... who drops more [[NWordPrivileges N-bombs]] than ''Film/DjangoUnchained''. ''[cue {{montage\|s}} of Franklin dropping some N-bombs like there's no tomorrow]''
337	** Trevor is described as "the first character whose personality matches [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential the way the average gamer plays]] ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]]''". ''[cue {{montage\|s}} of Trevor committing several acts of violence, and ending on a ClusterFBomb]''
338	* "...and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Gaming's. Most. Underwhelming. Submarine!]]"...''[{{beat}}]''..."Oh, come on! They could've at least put a radio in this thing!"
339	* "...Then [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist walk out of the hospital]] [[KarmaHoudini with no negative repercussions.]] Thanks, Obamacare!
340	* Starring: [[Series/TheSopranos Tony Soprano]] (Michael), Music/IceCube (Franklin), Series/BreakingBad (Trevor), Creator/JonahHill (Jimmy), Music/KidRock (Wade), [[Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Fear and Loathing in Los Santos]] (Ron), Newman from ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' (Lester), Beats by [[Music/{{NWA}} Dre]] (Lamar), Music/{{Kesha}} (Tracy), Selfies and {{Stereotype}}s.
341	* The game is finally called ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV Grand Theft Auto Vuh]]''.
342	* "...And don't forget about multiplayer, where you can crew up with your friends to--"[[KilledMidSentence SLAM]]
343	--> "Ha! Noob!"
344	--> "Aw, son of a bitch!"
345	[[/folder]]
346	[[folder:''Assasin's Creed 4'']]
347	* When performing a Leap of Faith:
348	-->"Surely this small amount of hay will cushion the impact...OH MY GOD, MY BONES!"
349	[[/folder]]
350	[[folder:''Elder Scrolls: Skyrim'']]
351	[[/folder]]
352	[[folder:''Star Fox 64'']]
353	[[/folder]]
354	[[folder:''Candy Crush'']]
355	[[/folder]]
356	[[folder:''Mortal Kombat'']]
357	[[/folder]]
358	[[folder:''Final Fantasy VII'']]
359	[[/folder]]
360	[[folder:''Portal'']]
361	[[/folder]]
362	[[folder:''Call of Duty: Modern Warfare'']]
363	* "Suit up for the least realistic war franchise since ''VideoGame/{{Contra}}'', that's so over the top it makes ''VideoGame/{{Battlefield}}'' look sane by comparison." [''Footage from ''VideoGame/Battlefield4'' is shown where the player ejects from their fighter jet, snipes an enemy pilot out of their plane, then takes control of the enemy plane'']. "Aww yeah. Realism."
364	* "Dive into multiplayer when you're done playing the six hours of story, where you'll compete against thousands of underage racists and lose all sense of self-respect as they bait you into an argument":
365	-->'''Opponent''': It's called 'I have a life', you ever heard of it? I don't play games all day, unlike you, you (SoundEffectBleep).
366	-->'''Narrator''': [[LameComeback Yeah? Well, your...your mom!]]
367	[[/folder]]
368	[[folder:''Minecraft'']]
369	[[/folder]]
370	[[folder:''Pokémon: Red and Blue'']]
371	* The LongList of nicknames for all 151 original Franchise/{{Pokemon}}. The list continues in the Honest Trailers for ''Gold and Silver'', ''Ruby and Sapphire'', ''Diamond and Pearl'', ''Black and White'', ''X and Y'' and ''Sun and Moon''.
372	[[/folder]]
373	[[folder:''Mass Effect'']]
374	[[/folder]]
375	[[folder:''Diablo'']]
376	[[/folder]]
377	[[folder:''Team Fortess 2'']]
378	* The Starring roles: [[Creator/VinceOffer The ShamWow Guy]] (Scout), [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Team Rocket]] (Soldier), [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Trogdor the Burninatrix]] (Pyro), Film/DemolitionMan (Demoman), UsefulNotes/{{Vladimir\|Putin}} [[PunnyName Shootin']] (Heavy), [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Fix-It Felix]] (Engineer), Series/{{House}} (Medic), Film/CrocodileDundee (Sniper), and [[MasterOfDisguise All of the Above]] (Spy).
379	[[/folder]]
380	[[folder:''Zelda: The Ocarina of Time'']]
381	[[/folder]]
382	[[folder:''Destiny'']]
383	[[/folder]]
384	[[folder:''Dark Souls'']]
385	* The entirety of this game is full of win:
386	--> '''Narrator:''' Get lost in [[SceneryPorn beautiful scenery]] that you will actually get lost in, full of: [=NPCs=] with a dark sense of humor ''[shows several characters' laughing dialogue]'', one totally out of place optimist ''[shows Solaire]'', and some of gaming's most epic bosses ''[shows several large bosses]''... that you'll take down [[DeathOfAThousandCuts with a hundred, perfectly timed]] [[CherryTapping butt pokes in a row]] ''[shows a sped-up clip of defeating Vendrick with countless hits from behind]''
387	** "WOHOO! PRAISE THE SUN, Y'ALL!"
388	* "Play through all three action [=RPGs=] that are challenging in the same way breaking bricks with your flaccid penis is challenging."
389	* And the Narrator gets fed up with the "a-holes who won't shut up about beating the game".
390	-->'''Narrator:''' Oh, [[SarcasmMode good for you]]! Do it with a ''VideoGame/RockBand'' controller. ''Then'' we'll talk. ''[cue someone beating it [[DescriptionCut while using a Rock Band controller]]]'' Okay... wow.
391	[[/folder]]
392	[[folder:''Five Nights at Freddy's'']]
393	* The narrator introduces the game this way:
394	--> "You tried to stay sane in ''[[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Amnesia]]'', you ran for your life in ''VideoGame/{{Slender}}'', now prepare for [[BlatantLies the next step in video game horror]]: sitting on your '''ass''' doing absolutely noth- (Bonnie {{Jump Scare}}s the narrator) Ah!
395	* The JumpScare RunningGag. It's even funnier if you consider it happens [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou every time the narrator criticizes the game]] for lacking logic or impact.
396	* Describing the game as "the horror game sensation, that no one enjoys playing, [[BetterAsALetsPlay but everyone loves watching other people play]]".
397	--> "Ha ha! [[HypocriticalHumor They got scared!]] What a bunch of-" (Freddy JumpScare) Aw f***!
398	** It's even funnier when you realize the last people shown were [[BitingTheHandHumor Smosh Games]].
399	* Even if the narrator hates the game, he brilliantly describes the ViciousCycle its gameplay implies:
400	--> "The more scared you get, the more you look for monsters; and the more you look for monsters, the less power you have; which makes you more scared; which makes you look for more monsters; and so on, until it finally ends in a JumpScare that makes you scream [[NarmCharm even though you totally know it's coming]]."
401	* The [[ShoutOut Shout-outs]] and clever puns in the "starring" cast: [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh Winnie the Boo]], [[Series/BreakingBad Los Pollos Hermana]], [[Film/DonnieDarko Bonnie Darko]], and [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgefox]], complete with Sonic's music paired with Foxy's run footage.
402	* He finally presents the game as "''[[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys1 Seven Nights of Furries]]''"
403	* The narrator feeling relieved that it's a one-off internet fad, immediately followed by the end of the [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2 sequel's]] game trailer.
404	---> '''Narrator:''' Aw, f***, [[CashCowFranchise we're gonna have a million of these]], aren't we?
405	[[/folder]]
406	[[folder:''World of Warcraft'']]
407	* The game is described as a more effective form of teenage abstinence than [[RiseOfZitboy acne]], [[TheTalk sex]] [[SexMiseducationClass ed]], and [[CreepyCatholicism the catholic]] [[SexIsEvil church]] combined!
408	* After describing the game as "a lifetime of lost opportunities in the real world" (all by showing the [[BasementDweller nolife]] from the ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' [[Recap/SouthParkS10E8MakeLoveNotWarcraft episode]]), the narrator denies being addicted to the game, then looks at his playtime: 534 days, 6 hours, 49 minutes and 26 seconds.
409	--> "[[OhCrap Oh no.]]"
410	* He then describes the two mains factions of the game as {{Cliche Storm}}s:
411	--> "The Alliance: (in a silly childish voice) a collection of generic fantasy tropes [[AlwaysLawfulGood who protect the realm]] with ThePowerOfFriendship; and the Horde: (in a uselessly manly voice) a collection of generic heavy metal tropes [[AlwaysChaoticEvil who savage the realm]] with the power of adulthood!
412	* The content of the game is described this way:
413	** Epic raids who require "more cooperating nerds than the space program."
414	** Rideable status symbol "that let you rub your awesomeness [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney at the face of the poor]]".
415	** [[PurpleIsPowerful Purple stuff]] that's outdated as soon as they release the expansion.
416	** And {{troll}}ing. Lots and ''lots'' of trolling. This part is illustrated with dancing player characters and WebVideo/{{Leeroy Jenkins\|Video}}.
417	* The narrator suggests to give up school or your day job for a game that requires as much effort... [[ShaggyDogStory as school or a day job]].
418	* Starring: [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vis]] (Draenei); [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gimlis]] (Dwarves); [[DreadlockRasta Rastafarians]] (Aggra); Pandarin' to Chinese audiences (Chen Stormstout); Film/TimeBandits (Gnomes); [[VideoGame/MutantFootballLeague Mutant League Football]] (Grom Hellscream); Moooooo (Tauren); {{Cosplay}} Elves (Night Elves); [[AllPeriodsArePMS that time of the month]] Elves (Blood Elves); and [[ThisLoserIsYou what you look like after 10 years of WoW]] (Undead).
419	* The game is finally presented as "[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Real World or Warcraft]]".
420	* In TheStinger, the narrator shows a playthrough of the original ''VideoGame/{{Warcraft}}'':
421	--> "This is what Warcraft looked like in the nineties, kids! 'Zug-zug', am I right?"
422	[[/folder]]
423	[[folder:''Super Smash Bros.'']]
424	* Creator/{{Nintendo}} is introduced as the company behind the Platform/{{Wii}} and... the other [[Platform/WiiU Wii]].
425	* The game itself is described as "either the most precise fighting game of all time, or a mindless button-masher that an angry chimp with stump hands could play, [[TakeAThirdOption or both]]?"
426	* The narrator presents the games as "the one you played in diapers (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros64''), the one you suck at (no, seriously, you do) (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee''), the one [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks everyone hates for not being "Melee"]] (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl''), and the one... [[NotSoAboveItAll I'm still... playing...]] as we... speak (VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU)". He even forgets about making the trailer!
427	* He then lampshades how the game started as a "Nintendo Hall of Fame" before including [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog third-party]] [[VideoGame/MetalGear franchises]], then showcasing [[VideoGame/KidIcarus their most]] [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles obscure ones]].
428	--> "Raise you hand if you knew who [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles Shulk]] was before ''Smash''. Congratuations, you're now a Japanese!"
429	* How the trailer resumes the CasualCompetitiveConflict:
430	--> "Test your skills at dozens of creative and dynamic areas [[AbridgedArenaArray before picking Corneria]], or throw every skill out of the window by turning on items where you'll lose to bunch of wacky random bulls***".
431	** The video then shows different items (Bob-Ombs, Hammer, Super Scope, Bumper, Draggoon, Home-run Bat, Golden Hammer) and the narrator gets angrier at each new one, especially the Smash Ball, "the entire premise of ''Brawl''" according to the narrator.
432	---> "It's like they were ''trying'' to make that one unfair! Ugh!"
433	* He then says you can ruin your friendships by taunting, [[FelonyMisdemeanor pausing]], stealing lives, messing with the announcer, or picking [[HighTierScrappy Meta Knight]] (whose ''Brawl'' trailer presentation is edited to call him "D!ck Head").
434	* The franchise is also described as one of the most original despite using [[FranchiseZombie the same tired old characters and settings]], but also [[NonSequitur the only chance to make]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Yoshi]] [[ToiletHumor poop]] [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus]] off a cliff.
435	* The game is finally called "''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Nintendo]]'s [[Literature/TheHungerGames Hunger Games]]''".
436	* TheStinger consists of the narrator redubbing the (in)famous Wombo Combo video.
437	[[/folder]]
438	[[folder:''Pokémon: Gold and Silver'']]
439	[[/folder]]
440	[[folder:''The Walking Dead'']]
441	[[/folder]]
442	[[folder:''The Last of Us'']]
443	[[/folder]]
444	[[folder:''League of Legends'']]
445	* The percussive comments make the ''Creator/TwentiethCenturyStudios'' for some reason. Then the narrator denies all responsibility this way:
446	--> "Okay, you asked for it."
447	* He describes the game as an "action-paced strategy game that requires teamwork to win, even though everyone who plays them [[PrecisionFStrike f***ing]] hate each other", then shows an angry gamer raging at him because of [[FelonyMisdemeanor a simple misclick]]:
448	--> '''Angry gamer''': "Oh, f* you! You know what? You're fing bad! [[ClusterFBomb YOU'RE FING BAD! YOU PIECE OF S*!]]"
449	--> '''Narrator''': "Yeesh! And I thought Platform/XboxLive was bad!"
450	* He then enumerates the inspirations from Riot Games... and remarked they took '''''a lot''''' from ''VideoGame/Dota2'' to the point he has to make a rapid-scrolling list to enumerate all the things they stole from it.
451	--> "But hey, only ''League'' has bush!"
452	* After that, he shows a typical playthrough and, as a spectator, doesn't have a clue about what's happening on the screen.
453	--> "Seriously, I have no idea what I'm looking at right now."
454	* Starring: [[Anime/{{Naruto}} Sexy Jutsu]] (Ahri); [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Full Metal Alcheblitz]]; Tara Reid; Jizz; Snarf; FatBastard; [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Evil Pony]]; I'm So Unique (Jinx); Marco Polo; [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Token]]; [[Music/MeghanTrainor All About]] [[MaleGaze Dat Ace]]; [[VideoGame/{{Bioshock}} Big Daddy]]; [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Yuffie]]; [[Film/TheAbominableSnowman Abominable]] [[VideoGame/IceClimber Ice Climbers]]; Plays With Her Balls; Grumpy Cat; [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]; Double Fister; [[Anime/DragonBall Goku]]; Gambitch; [[LoveToHate God, I Hate This Little S***]] (Teemo); and all the other Cham-''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' that aren't relevant in the current meta (which are shown under an "Irrelevant" sign which covers the whole screen).
455	* The game is finally called "VideoGame/{{League of\|Legends}} [[TakeThat Assholes]]".
456	* Then, in TheStinger, the narrator explodes in rage [[NotSoAboveItAll like the gamers he complained about earlier]]:
457	--> "Oh, you disagree?! Well, [[RageQuit QQ]] [[LameComeback you noob]]! [[ClusterBleepBomb F*ing ass! Fing motherfucker! Fing, f* sucking ass-lords!]]"
458	[[/folder]]
459	[[folder:''FIFA 2015'']]
460	[[/folder]]

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