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3* This little gem from Chapter 9.
4--> '''Harry:''' Dumbledore is the greatest wizard I know of.
5--> '''Tom:''' Dumbledore is an old man. If he's so great, why is it that he was never able to defeat Lord Voldemort?
6--> ''*{{beat}}*''
7--> '''Harry:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, if that's how you want to figure things, I reckon maybe I'm just the greatest wizard of all]].
8* Cedric Diggory's [[MemeticBadass Memetic Badass]] status.
9** Cedric Diggory once parallel parked the Hogwarts Express.
10** Cedric Diggory doesn't always drink butterbeer, but when he does he prefers Madame Rosmerta's.
11** When you set up a mirror to reflect the Mirror of Erised, it shows Cedric Diggory.
12* Mr. Granger getting a little too enthusiastic with the firewhiskey in Chapter 17.
13** Not to mention Hermione's reminiscing of the time a group of Slytherin boys smuggled some into the castle.
14-->The worst part was when Professor Snape had found out. Hermione had never even heard of the Hangover-Enhancing Potion before that day.
15* Hermione learns Draco is the Seeker.
16--> '''Hermione:''' Wait, I have to cheer for Malfoy?
17--> '''Blaise:''' He is our Seeker. [[BlatantLies In completely unrelated news,]] Lucius Malfoy donated a whole team's worth of top of the line brooms to our squad.
18--> '''Hermione:''' Right, that tears it. ''[[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere turns to walk away]]]''

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