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  • This little gem from Chapter 9.
    Harry: Dumbledore is the greatest wizard I know of.
    Tom: Dumbledore is an old man. If he's so great, why is it that he was never able to defeat Lord Voldemort?
    *beat*
  • Cedric Diggory's Memetic Badass status.
    • Cedric Diggory once parallel parked the Hogwarts Express.
    • Cedric Diggory doesn't always drink butterbeer, but when he does he prefers Madame Rosmerta's.
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    • When you set up a mirror to reflect the Mirror of Erised, it shows Cedric Diggory.
  • Mr. Granger getting a little too enthusiastic with the firewhiskey in Chapter 17.
    • Not to mention Hermione's reminiscing of the time a group of Slytherin boys smuggled some into the castle.
    The worst part was when Professor Snape had found out. Hermione had never even heard of the Hangover-Enhancing Potion before that day.
  • Hermione learns Draco is the Seeker.
    Hermione: Wait, I have to cheer for Malfoy?
    Blaise: He is our Seeker. In completely unrelated news, Lucius Malfoy donated a whole team's worth of top of the line brooms to our squad.
    Hermione: Right, that tears it. [turns to walk away]

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