Line #106 Film/VarsityBlues


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3	->''"Football is a way of life."''
4	-->-- '''Jonathon 'Mox' Moxon'''
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6	''Varsity Blues'', a 1999 comedy-drama directed by Creator/BrianRobbins, is one of the great [[ClicheStorm Cliché Storms]] of the 1990s. It is a [[SportsStories sports story]] that centers around high school [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball football]] in the great state of [[EverythingIsBigInTexas Texas]].
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8	The film revolves around the fictional small town of West Canaan, Texas; its high school football team, the Coyotes; and the team's head coach, Bud Kilmer (Creator/JonVoight). Kilmer has won more than 20 district championships and two state championships; as such, the stadium is named after him, and a giant bronze statue of Kilmer has been erected in the end zone in his honor. However, the questionable lengths he goes to win these championships begin to surface after his star quarterback Lance Harbor (Creator/PaulWalker) goes down with a season-ending injury, prompting a conflict between Kilmer and the team's academically-minded backup quarterback, Jonathan "Mox" Moxon (Creator/JamesVanDerBeek).
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10	!!This film contains examples of:
11	* TheNineties: The music, clothing, and hair fully cement this film in the '90s. Right down to Mox's hemp and clay bead necklace.
12	* AllGuysWantCheerleaders: Averted by Mox, who actually turns down a cheerleader because he prefers his girlfriend.
13	* AlliterativeName: Billy Bob, though it's likely his nickname.
14	* BadassBookworm: Mox, who can make a ref across the field groan in pain from receiving a spiral thrown by him while sitting... As he reads ''Literature/SlaughterhouseFive''. He also gets a full academic scholarship to Brown University just before beating the best team in the conference.
15	* BigManOnCampus: Who you are if you're the quarterback at West Caanan High School.
16	* BigEater: Billy Bob is introduced eating a sandwich he keeps dunking in a jar of peanut butter while drinking directly from a bottle of pancake syrup.
17	* BigFun: Billy Bob is very much a life of the party type guy.
18	* BigGame: The one where they have to win to clench Bud Kilmer's 23rd District Championship.
19	* {{Blackmail}}: What you do to ensure your players listen to you.
20	* CareerEndingInjury: Lance's knee injury was so severe, the doctor said it would take a minimum year and a half to heal nixing his football scholarship to Florida State.
21	* ConflictingLoyalty: There are multiple examples, however a conversation between Mox and his girlfriend underlines his conflict.
22	-->'''Jules:''' Then quit!\
23	'''Mox:''' I can't.\
24	'''Jules:''' Then play.\
25	'''Mox:''' You don't understand...
26	* CoolPeopleRebelAgainstAuthority: The players, toward the police [[spoiler:and later Kilmer as his lack of integrity comes to the surface.]]
27	* CoversAlwaysLie: The cover implies Tweeder to be isolated in a brooding world of teen angst while the rest of the cast obliviously parties. Actually, Tweeder is the carefree party monster while the others struggle in various ways.
28	* ChekhovsGun: The Hook and Ladder play that was practiced earlier in the film is used to win the BigGame.
29	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Mox's brother Kyle seems to adopt and practice a different religious faith in every scene he's in. Eventually exaggerated when Kyle forms his own cult!
30	* TheCreon: Mox plays this in relation to Lance. As the backup quarterback, one would normally think that Mox would be chomping at the bit to get a chance to start and play, but despite being talented, he's perfectly happy to be the second-stringer. He and Lance are both good friends with no competitive friction between them, and the first reaction Mox has to Lance's injury is fear for how bad his friend is hurt.
31	* DateRape[=/=]BlackComedyRape: Charlie Tweeder talks to Mox about how girls are panty-droppers, [[SlippingAMickey after you give them some painkillers and alcohol]]. Subverted by Mox who, rather than laughing about it, asks him if he'll like prison.
32	--> '''Mox''': Tweeder, do you think you'll enjoy prison?\
33	'''Tweeder''': I don't know...what?
34	* {{Deconstruction}}: Of the hardass coach pushing his players to their limits. Coach Kilmer's obsession with winning runs so deep that he'll talk his injured stars into taking painkillers and ignoring injuries -- which winds up costing [[spoiler:Lance]] his scholarship to college as his knee was so shredded that by the time the doctors got to it, a season-ending injury became [[CareerEndingInjury a career-ending one]]. In particular, Billy-Bob's concussion has become ''much'' [[invoked]]HarsherInHindsight in the decades since this movie premiered, as science and medicine have progressed and revealed concussions are much more dangerous than they were thought to be back in the 90s.
35	* DumbMuscle: His name is Billy Bob.
36	* DownToTheLastPlay: And the play they run is the trick play that Kilmer yelled at Mox over earlier in the game.
37	* DrillSergeantNasty: Coach Kilmer, who seems to pick scapegoats and then really lay into them but is generally rough and unforgiving to all his players.
38	* EasyEvangelism: Kyle Moxon, dubbed "very spiritual" by his mother, goes from strapping himself to a cross to die for mankind's sins to praying into a fire dressed in Shinto clothing to stereotypical Nation of Islam garb and behavior to starting his own cult.
39	* EverytownAmerica: West Canaan, Texas is a fictional but archetypal small country town.
40	* FanDisservice: Billy Bob, for comedy, twice. Once interrupting a makeout session between Lance and Darcy to throw up in a dryer, and another time getting up on the stage at the strip club, stripping to his boxers and dancing with the stripper.
41	* FanserviceExtra: A few of them, including a visit to the strip club.
42	* GirlNextDoor: Mox's girlfriend Julie.
43	* GoldDigger: Of a sort. Darcy seemingly tries to woo whoever is the Coyote's star quarterback. She confesses to Mox, that it's "not about love, but having a better life" as she hopes to tag along with whatever future success said quarterback might have.
44	* GroinAttack: "...And say, 'I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.'"
45	* HangoverSensitivity: When the boys leave the strip club following a night of partying. The hangover lasts into the game that night.
46	* HeelRealization: It's ambiguous since there's no dialogue in the scene. After [[spoiler:being driven away by the team]], Coach Kilmer ends up in his office looking at his old trophies, and catches his reflection in one of them. All we know is [[spoiler:he never coached in West Canaan again, and didn't follow up on his threats to mess up Mox's scholarship]].
47	* HotTeacher: Taken to the extreme with Miss Davis, especially considering it's a small town. Bonus points for her dancing to Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher". Double bonus because she's the sex ed teacher.
48	* HowManyFingers: The trainer uses this to help diagnose Billy Bob.
49	--> '''Mox''': No-no-no, it's [[DumbMuscle Billy Bob]]. It's gotta be true or false. Billy Bob! The man is holding up some fingers, true or false?
50	--> '''Billy Bob''': ...true?
51	* HurricaneOfEuphemisms: Miss Davis asked for other terms for the male erection... Mox obliges.
52	--> '''Mox''': The male erection? Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle is formed, the march is on... stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in... flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger...
53	* ICallHimMisterHappy: Culminating in this.
54	--> '''Mox''': Oh, and Pedro.
55	--> '''Ms. Davis''': ...Pedro?
56	* InterruptedSuicide: Mox tracks [[spoiler:Billy Bob]] at the field, who is drinking and shooting his old trophies before presumably shooting himself; Mox talks him down.
57	* ItsAllAboutMe: Kilmer's attitude regarding the football program, since he's fully willing to sacrifice the health of High School athletes to further his personal glory as a winning coach.
58	* JacobMarleyWarning: When Kilmer tries convincing Wendell to take painkillers so the latter can play through injury during the final game, [[spoiler:Lance arrives in the locker room on his crutches telling Wendell not to do it because he'll wind up just like Lance.]]
59	* {{Jerkass}}: Coach Bud Kilmer. This page is full of examples of Kilmer being a jerkass. He abuses the kids on his team, discriminates against his black players, makes them play injured and sick, abandons anyone who gets badly injured, encourages his players to injure opposing players...
60	* JerkassHasAPoint: During one game, Mox sits on the bench reading a book instead of watching the game. Kilmer is understandably pissed off about this since Mox is supposed to be paying attention and could possibly have to go into the game if Lance gets injured (which happens the next game).
61	** Kilmer also has every reason to rage when his star players are too hungover to play well enough to beat what should have been an inferior team. He might be a colossal jackass, but in this case, his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech was rightfully earned by Mox and the crew that went out partying the night before.
62	-->'''Kilmer''': The hard work of so many...sacrificed by the disrespect of few.
63	* KickTheDog: [[spoiler:When Lance arrives in the locker room to warn Wendell not to take the painkiller shot, Kilmer has the audacity to dismiss Lance as a "gimp" for suffering a CareerEndingInjury that was Kilmer's fault.]]
64	* LosingIsWorseThanDeath: Of course it's easier since it's not his well-being, but that of his players at risk. Unfortunately, this is a bit of TruthInTelevision with some coaches in high school sports, so long as they treat it as SeriousBusiness. And in Texas, football is as serious as baseball in New York, hockey is for Canada or soccer for Brazil.
65	--> '''Coach Kilmer''': The only pain that matters is the pain you inflict!
66	** Notably, this mentality is what kicks off the plot, as [[spoiler: Coach Kilmer's, and by extension the town's, fixation on this trope result in his talking injured ''high-school'' athletes into taking painkillers and avoiding the hospital so they can still play, with the doctors treating Lance absolutely horrified at the amount of scar tissue they find in his knee, and turning what would be a season-ending injury into a [[CareerEndingInjury career-ending one]].]]
67	* TheMainCharactersDoEverything: Most notably in the blocked punt scene. Billy Bob asks to be put in on defense and blocks two guys at once, and Tweeder (who's already playing defense, even though he's a wide receiver) blocks the punt. There's also a scene where Mox quits and Kilmer starts to promote Tweeder to quarterback. Again, Tweeder is the ''star wide receiver''. The only player not one of the main characters to be seen doing ''anything'' is a receiver named Gonzales catching a single pass during the last game.
68	* MeaningfulName: Johnathan "Mox" Moxon as in "moxie".
69	* MiracleRally: With the Coyotes down 17-7 and their halfback injured, Lance puts together an offensive scheme with 5 wide receivers. They score, block a punt, and win on a trick play.
70	* {{Montage}}: After their wild night of drinking at the strip club, the football game the next day is a montage of the main characters playing terribly and losing because of it, set to Music/{{ACDC}}'s "Thunderstruck."
71	* MrFanservice: Plenty of the football players show off their muscles. Tweeder walks naked in the street wearing just a cowboy hat.
72	* MsFanservice: Darcy, especially when she pulls out the whipped cream. She's played by Creator/AliLarter, after all.
73	** Miss Davis too. Double points for Tonie Perensky being in her 40's at the time of filming, and grabbing a record for being the oldest person to go nude in film at the time.
74	* MyGreatestFailure: Billy Bob never stops beating himself up for Lance's injury, even though it wasn't his fault that Coach Kilmer made him play while concussed and he passed out.
75	* MySisterIsOffLimits: Averted. Lance is perfectly fine with Mox dating his younger sister.
76	* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Tho examples.
77	** While Tweeder is joyriding a stolen cop car, he skids to a stop right in front of Mox, then strides out with only the deputy's hat to cover his shame.
78	** At the gentlemen's club, Billy Bob decides to climb up on the stage and do an impromptu dance, to his teammates' disgust.
79	* {{Narcissist}}: Coach Bud Kilmer. All he cares about is his personal glory, has a NeverMyFault moment with Billy Bob, his most devoted player and expects the team to obey his every command, especially in the final scenes.
80	* NeverMyFault: Kilmer blames Billy Bob missing a block for Lance's CareerEndingInjury despite the fact it only happened because Kilmer forced Billy Bob to play through a concussion and Lance's knee was already weakened due to Kilmer making him play through a minor injury he already had instead of sitting out a game.
81	* OnlySaneMan: Wendell thinks it's not a good idea for the guys to get drunk the night before their game. He winds up being right as they wind up losing partly due to their hangovers impacting their performance.
82	* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Billy Bob and Tweeder, to name a couple.
83	* OohMeAccentsSlipping: Just listen to James Van Der Beek's mangled Texas accent.
84	* OurFounder: There is a bronzed statue of Coach Kilmer, for whom the high school stadium is also named.
85	* ParentalObliviousness: Sam Moxon is this to a T. His son just received an acceptance letter to an Ivy League college, with a full academic scholarship nonetheless, but Sam just wants to talk about the upcoming football game. The sad thing is that despite Sam's obsession with the Coyotes and idolization of Kilmer, Kilmer doesn't think highly of Sam and considers him to be a "no-talent pussy" whose only redeeming quality as a player was that he never questioned Kilmer's orders.
86	* ParentalSubstitute: Billy Bob had a good relationship with Coach Kilmer before the chain of events that led to Lance's injury.
87	--> '''[=crying=]''' "Man, Coach loved me like a son! Treated me like one, too."
88	* PlotHole: So if Moxon never played another game of football after winning the District Final, whatever became of the Coyotes going on to the State Finals?
89	* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Kilmer sees Wendell and the other black players as nothing more than workhorses to help the team drive the ball downfield before giving the scoring opportunities to white players. Wendell's mom has to do his college recruiting because Kilmer won't go out of his way to help the black players get noticed by scouts.
90	* PutMeInCoach: "Put me in there! We'll block it."
91	* TheQuarterback: Lance, then more especially Mox, with his [[spoiler:talking Billy down, rousing speech, intelligence and kindness]].
92	* TheRival: Lance and Mox are friends, but their respective fathers were rivals back in the day and keep trying to relive their rivalry through their kids.
93	* RousingSpeech: Done a couple of times by Kilmer [[spoiler:and then by Mox at halftime of the final game after the team overthrows Kilmer.]]
94	* SaveOurTeam: Inverted; it's only when the team [[spoiler:kicks their abusive, uncaring and narcissistic coach to the curb]] that they achieve true success.
95	* ScaryBlackMan: The kid who puts the hit on Lance Harbor that injures him looks to be about 6 foot 3 and is ripped to the gills - he looks like an NFL player.
96	* SeriousBusiness: Football in West Caanan, Texas - see LosingIsWorseThanDeath.
97	* SexinessScore: During the WildTeenParty at the strip club, the guys find out their HotTeacher Miss Davis is one of the strippers, and later they drunkenly rate her [[YouCanLeaveYourHatOn strip number]], with Tweeder giving her a 9.5 and Billy Bob giving her a "fucking 10".
98	* SkewedPriorities: Sam Moxon considers playing for the West Canaan Coyotes to be the opportunity of a lifetime and has little patience for anything he sees as a distraction for that. Mox rightly tells him that it's only a lifetime opportunity for ''him'' and there's more to the world than their no name town's high school football team.
99	* SmallTownBoredom: The reason Darcy Sears sticks with the star players.
100	* STDImmunity: Averted, albeit indirectly, when Tweeder looks down his own pants and asks aloud, "...The ''fuck'' is that?!"
101	* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: Coach Kilmer's obsession with winning runs so deep that he'll talk his injured stars into taking painkillers and ignoring injuries - which winds up costing [[spoiler:Lance]] his scholarship to college as his knee was so shredded that by the time the doctors got to it, a season-ending injury became [[CareerEndingInjury a career-ending one]]. In particular, Billy-Bob's concussion has become ''much'' [[invoked]]HarsherInHindsight in the decades since this movie premiered, as science and medicine have progressed and revealed concussions are much more dangerous than they were thought to be back in the 90s.
102	* TeamPet: Billy Bob's pet pig, Bacon. Billy Bob may think that Bacon is a dog.
103	* TeenageWasteland: If you're a Coyote in West Canaan (especially a starter), don't expect the law to apply to you. You are a part of a different society that has its own laws.
104	* TokenMinority: Wendell Brown. He is also the only one of the main cast to play college football on scholarship.
105	* UnusualEuphemism: See the HurricaneOfEuphemisms.
106	* VillainWithGoodPublicity: The town loves coach Kilmer because he wins championships, but also because they're not aware of the lengths to which he goes to do it.
107	* VillainousBreakdown: Coach Kilmer starts losing his grip the more Mox continues to defy him. When Mox and Tweeder refuse to carry on playing, Kilmer angrily assaults him in the locker room in view of the other players, which costs him his credibility. His desperate attempts to rally the team fail as they refuse to follow him.
108	* VirginShaming: Mox actually does this to himself when he learns Darcy wants to hook up with him, telling himself that there's no reason why he shouldn't and anyone man would and should. [[spoiler:He stays faithful to Julie instead.]]
109	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Mox's narration of Billy Bob and Tweeder in the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue only speaks of their reactions to winning the big game, so the viewers are left with no knowledge of what became of them after high school.
110	* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue: Mox mentions he's a Brown University graduate, Wendell went on to Grambling State, Lance found his calling as a football coach rather than a player, and that Kilmer left town and never coached football again though his statue still stands at West Canaan High only because "it's too heavy to move."
111	* WildTeenParty: Making out, vomiting and stealing a police car.
112	* YouCanLeaveYourHatOn: The stripper dancing to "Hot for Teacher"... turns out to be the sex-ed teacher Miss Davis.
113	* YouHaveFailedMe: Coach Kilmer blames Billy Bob for Lance's injury, since Billy Bob fell over ([[NeverMyFault due to a concussion Kilmer ignored]]) and missed his block.

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