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1	''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/50687299 Passione speedrun any percent (world record)]]'' is a ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' fanfic by nihilego. The premise is very simple: [[WhatIf What if Passione never got their hands on a Stand Arrow]]? As it turns out, the answer is Giorno and Team Bucciarati wreaking utter ''havoc'' on the Boss's forces.
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3	'''Due to the fic's nature, this page will assume that you already know what happens in the first half of ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Golden Wind]]''. As such, all spoilers for the canon events up to the end of the Mystery of King Crimson arc will be unmarked. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''
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5	* AdaptationalMundanity: Played with - Stands do exist, and it's heavily implied that the Stand Users seen in Parts 3 and 4 did still gain them as they did in canon, but the members of Passione (bar Giorno, who gained his when the other Joestars did, and Coco Jumbo) lack Stands due to Diavolo having never acquired a Stand Arrow.
6	* BrickJoke: Shortly after meeting Giorno, Narancia asks him if he could use Gold Experience to recreate extinct animals, to which Giorno says that he could probably make a dodo. [[spoiler:The last Gold Experience-created animal to exit the church on Capri Island in the climax is a dodo, which waddles out right as Fugo and Narancia get to the entrance.]]
7	* ComicallyMissingThePoint: The only thing that Giorno found most memorable from his conversation with Polnareff is that the latter had sex with his father DIO.
8	* DiesDifferentlyInAdaptation: In canon, Diavolo was subjected to an [[GroundhogDayLoop infinite death loop]] courtesy of Giorno and Gold Experience Requiem. Here, he's [[spoiler:impaled on vines created by standard Gold Experience]].
9	* ExtremelyShortTimespan: Even moreso than in canon: thanks to [[spoiler:Giorno killing Diavolo on Capri Island]], the entire story is resolved in the course of a week. The ending narration even {{lampshade\|hanging}}s this.
10	--> ''Most of the group agreed that [[spoiler:Bruno should be boss]], which would mean that he went from [[spoiler:leader of a small group to the fucking Don of Passione]] in a week.''
11	* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: [[spoiler:Giorno gets rid of Diavolo by goring him on a bunch of thorned vines.]]
12	* KidWithTheLeash: [[spoiler:Part of Bruno's reputation as the new Don is that he's the ReasonableAuthorityFigure that is able to keep the supernatural force known as Giorno Giovanna in line]].
13	* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: In five days out of Bruno's sight, Giorno and a wheel-chair bound Polnareff were able to find and kill [[spoiler:Diavolo's elite guard]].
14	* SparedByTheAdaptation: Since the entire second half of the story never happens, all the characters who died in it (bar [[spoiler:Diavolo and by extension Doppio]]) get to live to the end. Furthermore, [[spoiler:Giorno is just barely able to save Bucciarati from the wounds inflicted on him by Diavolo, meaning he gets to live too.]]
15	* TheStationsOfTheCanon: While a lot of the story happens very differently than in canon, there's a few major events (Bucciarati confronting Giorno on the bus, the "torture dance" scene, Bucciarati delivering Trish to the Boss and being fatally wounded trying to protect her) that play out largely the same, just via more mundane methods rather than through Stand powers.

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