Line #30 DrinkingGame/ZeroPunctuation


1	* The most basic one: Take a drink any time there's a pause in Yahtzee's dialog. Teetotalers will be pleased. [[spoiler:Though even they will have to down a tankard after watching [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness him review]] ''VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine''.]]
2	* From his earlier vids: Take a drink if the intro/outro song is one you've never heard before. Two drinks if you HAVE heard it before.
3	* Take a sip any time Yahtzee compares a game's combat system to that of ''VideoGame/GodOfWar''.
4	** In addition, take a drink whenever he compares the game he's reviewing to one he likes (''Resistance 3'' to ''Half-Life 2'', ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' to ''VideoGame/ThiefTheDarkProject'', etc.)
5	* Take a drink whenever he complains about [[PressXToNotDie Quick-Time Events]]. Your liver will hate you.
6	* Take a sip whenever he calls/claims something is "ironic".
7	* Take a drink whenever he takes a jab at Nintendo. Two if it's specifically at either the Wii or the Mario franchise.
8	* During his ''VideoGame/{{Brink}}'' review, follow his DrinkingGame rules (i.e. take a shot every time he mentions ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'') even if you ''aren't'' a fan of ''VideoGame/{{Brink}}''. Because why should they be the only ones to get shitfaced?
9	* Take a shot whenever one of [[http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/02/01/ruff_head.jpg Thomas Ruff's "Expressionless Faces"]] shows up. Prepare to die of alcohol poisoning.
10	* Take a swig whenever the phrase "Triple-Cunted Hooker" shows up.
11	* Take a drink whenever he makes a [[HoYay homoerotic joke]]. Two if he follows it up with [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday "Not gay!"]]
12	* Take a drink whenever he claims that a rather bland name is the cause of the VideoGame/{{Crackdown}} Naming Committee.
13	* The following are only for those that can '''really''' hold their liquor:
14	** Take a shot whenever he complains about [[TakeCover cover-based combat]].
15	** Two shots if he complains about RegeneratingHealth.
16	** Three shots if he complains about a game being/looking [[RealIsBrown overly realistic]].
17	** Finish your drink if he complains about limited weapon slots.
18	* Take a drink whenever he takes a potshot at America. Have someone on hand to inevitably drive you to the hospital.
19	* Take a drink whenever he mentions [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Branston Pickle, Cadbury Creme Eggs, Mars Bars and/or Ferrero Rochers]].
20	* Take a drink whenever he takes a potshot at [[Franchise/StarWars George Lucas]], Creator/PeterMolyneux, Creator/HideoKojima, or [[Creator/QuanticDream David Cage]].
21	* Take a drink whenever he compares a SurvivalHorror game to ''VideoGame/SilentHill2''. You may need a liver transplant afterwards.
22	* Take a shot whenever he mentions YourMom. Two shots if he's [[IBangedYourMom "seducing" her]].
23	* For those that love danger: Take a shot whenever he uses a bizarre metaphor. You should probably leave this rule out for the first few times to build up your tolerance.
24	* Take a drink whenever Yahtzee says the name of a game wrong.
25	* Take a drink whenever he refers to a fantasy land by putting up a sign for a British town.
26	** Two drinks if the British town in question is "[[RunningGag Swindon]]."
27	* For the immortals, take a drink every time he swears.
28	** Also, take a drink whenever an Imp appears and/or gets killed.
29	*** Two shots whenever a lot of Imps cluster up in a heap.
30	* Take a drink when he complains about the lack of originally, artistic liberty and/or creativity in modern day Triple-A video games.

Context DrinkingGame / ZeroPunctuation