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1	Match your liver against a Hero of the Imperium!
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3	* If Cain has a drink, have one with him. Consider having something nonalcoholic if he's drinking tanna or recaff (or, in ''Death or Glory'', water).
4	* Take a drink whenever Cain uses his chainsword in combat.
5	** If he kills his opponent with the chainsword, take two drinks.
6	** If someone else finishes off the opponent but Cain gets the credit anyway, finish your drink.
7	* Take a drink whenever Jurgen uses his melta.
8	** If Cain uses the word "actinic" to describe the flash of the melta's discharge, take two.
9	* Take a drink any time Jurgen destroys anything ornamental while driving.
10	** Take two if it's a shrubbery.
11	* Take a sip whenever Cain comments about Jurgen's body odor or hygene.
12	* Take a sip whenever Cain snarks.
13	** If you ''really'' don't like your liver, take a sip whenever ''anyone'' snarks. Vail's footnotes alone should add up to a glass.
14	* Take a drink whenever Cain says that if he'd only known X he would have taken Cowardly Action Y.
15	* Take two drinks if Cowardly Action Y is, instead, Absurdly Brave Action Z.
16	* When the narrative goes to SexyDiscretionShot, take a drink.
17	* If Cain is saved from a dangerous situation by Jurgen's [[AntiMagic blank]] nature, take a drink.
18	* If Cain refers to "Emperor-botherers", take a drink.
19	* If Vail corrects something in her footnotes that Cain said in the main narrative, take a drink.
20	** If a footnote contains no useful information and is merely a vehicle for a snarky comment, finish your drink.
21	* Whenever Jurgen's [[PornStash porn slates]] are mentioned, drink.
22	* Whenever Cain swears by the Emperor's Bowels, take a drink.

Context DrinkingGame / CiaphasCain