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3	-->''I am the master at armored core i am so freaking awsome''
4	William James Forte, otherwise known as [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1427922/ultamite_nineball "ultamite nineball"]], officially spelled with AllLowercaseLetters, was a FanFic writer in the ''{{Literature/Redwall}}'' fandom known for his [[DamnedByFaintPraise interesting]] writing style. To this date, he has written only three fics, respectively titled "FanFic/{{Blood omen}}", "Fanfic/{{soulless shell\|Redwall}}", and "FanFic/{{Enough}}", but those were enough to cement his notoriety.
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6	!!ultamite nineball's works provide examples of:
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8	%%* AbusiveParents: Jacob towards Blain.
9	* AerithAndBob: Characters' names include Leif, Maoimi, Aveena, Karas, Thrnos, Monroe and Arnold.
10	%%* AllLowercaseLetters
11	* ArtisticLicence: "FanFic/{{Blood omen}}" features a character making a bow in a forge. The bow is described as being "[[EpicFail made of a very rare metal called ebony"]]. [[FanFic/MyImmortal Stealth reference?]]
12	%%* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Raynold's only defining characteristic.
13	%%* BeigeProse: "Ahh he yelled as he slashed him his blood hit the floor."
14	%%* BlackComedyRape: Unintentionally so.
15	* CardboardPrison: Arnold talks his guards into letting him out and joining him in revenge against Leif.
16	%%* CurbStompBattle: Zain and Leif against everyone they fight. Lampshaded in Leif's encounter with three of Arnold's guards (who, to be fair, as {{Mooks}}, wouldn't give most heroes any trouble, either).
17	%%* DarkerAndEdgier: Well, at least it's trying to be.
18	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: At one point, Thrnos bows twice in a single run-on sentence, and after tearing off his victim's shirt Arnold "also reached for her skirt and also ripped that off too".
19	* DualWielding: Leif dual-wields knives in his demon form, and Jacob has [[DreamingOfThingsToCome prophetic dreams]] of Blain growing up to dual-wield [[{{BFS}} claymores]].
20	%%* WickedWeasel: Arnold is a ferret.
21	%%* FatBastard: Arnold, again. He's even described as one in-story.
22	%%* FatIdiot: Arnold. See TooDumbToLive.
23	* GratuitousRape: Arnold stops in the middle of escaping from jail and plotting revenge on Leif to rape a random girl, convieniently chasing her past the restaurant Leif is in and pushing his BerserkButton.
24	* HowDoIShotWeb: Averted; the NewPowersAsThePlotDemands always work perfectly first time with no explanation as to how they work or how the characters know how to use them.
25	* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Leif isn't actually all that big in his mortal form, but Maoimi apparently can't reach above his waist.
26	* IKEAErotica:
27	-->'''A young mouse maid was running away from Arnold then he caught up to her and backhanded her into the wall.'''
28	-->'''Ahh she screamed as he hit her to the floor.'''
29	-->'''Now then pretty one he said soothingly I wont hurt you lets have some fun he told her as he grabbed for her shirt and ripped it off and also grabbed her skirt and also ripped that off too'''
30	-->Ara: Thorough sort of chap. Commendable, really.
31	-->'''then as he ravaged her the sick bastard was moaning'''
32	-->Lyulf: [[SarcasmMode Yer don't know 'ow much I wanted ter know that.]]
33	* InNameOnly: This thing bears no relation to the canon except for the fact that it's briefly mentioned that the characters are rats/mice/foxes/ferrets/whatever, and are the "evil" species of the world. Except Leif is half-rat half-mouse and is a good guy, yet is the leader of the bad guys ... [[MST3KMantra Try not to think about it too hard.]]
34	%%* IndecisiveParody: It can't be real, right?
35	* InformedAttribute: Arnold is described as having great powers of persuasion, yet his attempts to defend himself when accused of rape are pathetic, and his talking his guards into freeing and joining him is entirely offscreen.
36	* InterspeciesRomance: The title of "crimson king" can be held only by a half-rat half-mouse, so Leif's and Zain's parents fall under this heading.
37	* InvincibleHero: There are no opponents who could present any sort of challenge to Zain or Leif.
38	* LaResistance: Maria and her mother are the leaders of the "rebel group zaridos".
39	%%* LargeHam: Leif. See "Narm".
40	* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: "Ahh" is Arnold's response to being stabbed.
41	%%* MindScrew
42	* MostFanficWritersAreGirls: Averted - the author claimed to be a 15-year-old boy. The evidence suggests he is indeed male, but is probably overstating his age, if he's not trolling.
43	%%* {{MST}}: See links.
44	* {{Narm}}: "Leif walked into the alley SO ARNOLD HE YELLLED TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MORE POOR YOUNG GIRLS EH I GUESS I WAS TOO LATE TO STOP YOU FROM TAKING THIS YOUNG GIRLS INNOCENCE BUT IT IS NOT TO LATE FOR ME TO KILL YOU."
45	* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: Particularly Zain, who literally develops a new power with every fight scene.
46	%%* NoEnding: All three fics. He appears to have become bored and/or discouraged by the lack of reviews.
47	* NoIndoorVoice: Characters SHOUT A LOT. Described by someone on Website/LiveJournal thus: "It's like Bruce Banner and the Hulk, except when Leif gets pissed off, he turns into Captain Capslock."
48	%%* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: Leif performs one on Arnold.
49	* OddNameOut: Arnold. See the MST:
50	-->"It's really just the 'Arnold' bit that's bugging me, because the first thing I thought of was the governor of California. You can tell the author's just out of ideas."
51	%%* OlderThanTheyLook: Maoimi.
52	* OneWingedAngel: Leif's bizarre winged transformation, which comes completely out of left field.
53	%%* RandomEventsPlot
54	%%* RankScalesWithAsskicking: For Leif, and it's mentioned that Catartos is an experienced spy while Rajh is a veteran warrior. By contrast, the rest of the council is mostly useless.
55	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Especially "Councilmen Rajh, Councilmen Arnold" etc. How many of each of them are there?
56	-->“Common im defiantly a match for you”
57	%%* ScarsAreForever: On Rajh.
58	* ShoutOut: The "crimson king" routine is a reference to the Music/DemonsAndWizards song "Crimson King". The song itself was based on Franchise/TheDarkTower, though it's unclear if the writer knows this. Also, during "Blood omen", Zain sings the Music/{{Helloween}} song "Keeper of the Seven Keys" for reasons having apparently nothing to do with the story.
59	* SinisterScythe: Zain wields a scythe, which he keeps in {{Hammerspace}}.
60	* SpellMyNameWithAnS: Raynold/Reynold and Akira/Akria.
61	* TalkingIsAFreeAction: Leif spends a long time yelling at Arnold before actually attacking, and it doesn't occur to Arnold to run while he does this.
62	* TeleportersAndTransporters: Leif as well as at least one other person.
63	* TooDumbToLive: Arnold falls for Leif's not very clever bluff, inadvertently confessing to his crimes while begging for mercy as Leif sentences him to death. It's suggested that had he not done that, Leif might not have had enough evidence to actually sentence him to death.
64	%%* TheUnpronounceable: Thrnos.
65	* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: Nobody reacts in the slightest to Leif or Zain's monster forms and beam-shooting.
66	* WaifFu: The first fight scene in "soulless shell" with Leif learning to shoot beams from his paw takes place when Leif is only three or four (we think, it's quite hard to tell with the clumsy pacing).
67	* WhamLine: "then he shot a beam from his paw which the rat teleported away from" comes after three chapters of absolutely no indication of magic at all, and nobody involved responds like this is weird.
68	* VerbalTic: Leif often inserts "eh" into his sentences, despite [[MooseAndMapleSyrup not apparently being Canadian]].

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