Line #60 Characters/Pets


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3	[[folder: Hamish]]
4	[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/captura_de_pantalla_2022_03_27_a_las_205106.png]]
5	->'''Played by''': Ian Angus Wilkie
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7	* AnimalJingoism: Compared to Trevor, Hamish has the worst relationship with Davina, trading insults and hating each other with passion. It's not without reason: Hamish believes Davina to be a drug addict with emotional problems (true) and she believes he's a bastard with intellectual delusions (same).
8	* AllOfTheOtherReindeer: Besides his uppity attitude and snobbery, the Pets simply enjoy prodding at Hamish's ego in any way imaginable as a reliable source of entertainment. He's often left out of any activity the other three are doing and they turn against him at the first opportunity.
9	* ButtMonkey: Shares the role with JP, mostly because he's TheFriendNobodyLikes who just can't stop babbling about his supposed genius while half the indignities that befall him are his doing.
10	* {{Catchphrase}}: "Fuck. Fuckity fuckity fuck!", "My God!" and "I hate Saturday Nights!".
11	* CelibateHero: Well, [[NominalHero not a hero per se]], but out of the group, Hamish is the one who has sex the least to the point of expressing little to no interest on it. He's not asexual (otherwise, he wouldn't have fallen for Trevor's BS of him getting Davina pregnant), but he's not a randy sex addict.
12	* TheChewToy: Hamish is an ass, but his misfortunes reach kafkaesque levels. It's all PlayedForLaughs.
13	* CreepyCrossdresser: Ever since he was little and to this day, Hamish enjoys wearing women's clothes.
14	* DeadpanSnarker: Sneering would describe his style better, but he quips like a pro with a deadpan style. He has to, considering his life and his flatmates.
15	* DogsAreDumb: {{Downplayed\|Trope}}. Hamish is intellectually smart but lacks restraint and common sense. He's most likely to descend into histrionic fits than be actually helpful.
16	* DramaQueen: When something bad or dangerous happens, Hamish will react in his melodramatic way.
17	* FlatEarthAtheist: {{Zigzagged\|Trope}}. Hamish is logical and doesn't believe in God, but he's so set in proving he's right in being that way he dismisses poltergeists or being possessed even as it happens in front of him. Or to him. If he sees it with his own eyes and provides a real use, he'll buy it hook line and sinker, even if it involves an angel.
18	* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Even Trevor has no problem double-crossing him.
19	* HairTriggerTemper: Mostly it's idiocy, but Hamish doesn't need a lot of nudges to yell and explode at the others. Every word he says makes him look on a perpetual breakdown.
20	* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Trevor. As twisted, dysfunctional and willing as they may be to backstab each other, the two are inseparable.
21	* HiddenDepths: In "Drugs", Hamish handles his LSD trip better than the rest.
22	* {{Hypocrite}}: He's guilty of doing the same things he criticizes the others for.
23	* HypocriteHasAPoint: He's just as crazy and bad as the rest, even if he denies it, but his comments and complaints about their habits, assholery, and screw-ups are pretty on point.
24	* InTouchWithHisFeminineSide: Holds a Kylie Minogue fan club subscription and has cross-dressed as Minogue and Judy Garland.
25	* {{Jerkass}}: A hard ass in principle, Hamish is condescending, loud-mouthed, hypocritical, elitist, and prideful. While the rest of the pets [[UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist aren't better]], Hamish is the most outwardly unpleasant.
26	* JerkassHasAPoint: The others ''are'' crazy and sometimes do annoy him on purpose.
27	* SurroundedByIdiots: It's small wonder why Hamish feels oppressed by the others. And it's not even he thinks they're ''that'' dumb; the rest are just not concerned with doing smart talk, something that frustrates him to no end.
28	* TheyKilledKennyAgain: The pet most likely to die in an episode barring JP.
29	* UnmanlySecret: He used to crossdress as a pup, according to Davina. He still does it as an adult.
30	* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: A pompous prick who often brings his own downfall.
31	* WithFriendsLikeThese: His relationship with Trevor (and the others to a lesser extent) in a nutshell. Backstabbing and insults are the names of the game.
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34	[[folder: Trevor]]
35	[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/captura_de_pantalla_2022_03_27_a_las_205247.png]]
36	->'''Played by''': Andrew Barclay
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38	* AbhorrentAdmirer: Trevor frequently makes propositions to Davina, including dry humping, role-play, and a playful shag. Davina frequently rejects him, although it's implied they've done it before, something Davina frequently regrets and makes her turn more to the pills.
39	* BigEater: Due to tapeworms in his stomach, he's often hungry and eats between meals.
40	* CallingYourOrgasms: He often lets out a prolonged moan when he finishes.
41	* {{Catchphrase}}: "Fuck off, donkey flaps!"
42	* TheCynic: Unlike Hamish, who lives in denial of his situation and believes himself to be too good for the life they lead, Trevor doesn't have any pretenses and freely admits to being a perverted, gluttonous, selfish and disgusting bastard.
43	* DeadpanSnarker: Although he rarely admits it, he's got a sharp wit, often in response to a stupid question or just for the hell of it.
44	* ExtremeOmnisexual: He'll spangle/screw/hump anything in sight. (Matter of fact, he has probably done that).
45	* FriendsWithBenefits: With Davina. Of course, it's not portrayed as healthy in any way: Trevor is just looking for a free shag, and Davina is desperate enough to do it, which leaves her feeling shame later.
46	* GeniusSlob: Trevor is a crude slob, but he's really smart and frequently provides philosophical insight and good arguments when asked about them. It's just he's not motivated to try anything.
47	* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Hamish. As twisted, dysfunctional, and willing as they may be to backstab each other, the two are inseparable.
48	* TheImmodestOrgasm: Oh, when he comes, everybody knows.
49	* {{Irony}}: He can jerk off and screw in open spaces like nobody's business, but if someone stares long enough, he'll start feeling embarrassed.
50	* ItAmusedMe: Bothering others is Trevor's lifework if only because he needs some amusement.
51	-->''(Trevor throws Hamish's clock to the other side of the room)''\
52	'''Hamish''': YouBastard! Why the fuck did you do that for?\
53	'''Trevor''': Spite. [...] Also because it was pretty funny.
54	* {{Jerkass}}: Obnoxious, perverted, and willing to put anyone in danger for his own amusement and pleasure, although he's slightly less so than Hamish.
55	* KavorkaMan: Mostly because he will screw anything, even a hyena.
56	* KickTheDog: He won JP's feathers in a bet and he'll kick him around the most.
57	* ParentalIncest: Implied with his OedipalComplex. Having phone sex with your mother usually clears the air.
58	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Sandwiches, mentioning them OnceAnEpisode.
59	* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: A perverted jackass with {{troll}} tendencies.
60	* WithFriendsLikeThese: His relationship with Hamish (and the others to a lesser extent) in a nutshell. Backstabbing and insults are the names of the game. He's often the one who'll either start it or finish it.
61	* YourAnswerToEverything: When asked about a serious situation (like Hamish holding the parrot hostage), he'll shrug it off and suggest everybody gets a sandwich.
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64	[[folder: Davina]]
65	[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/captura_de_pantalla_2022_03_27_a_las_205304.png]]
66	->'''Played by''': Sally Elsden
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68	* AnimalJingoism: Davina doesn't like Trevor but she and Hamish loathe each other with passion. It's not without reason: Hamish believes Davina to be a drug addict with emotional problems (true) and she believes he's a bastard with intellectual delusions (same).
69	* BystanderSyndrome: Unless it directly affects her, she could care less about any given situation or her flatmates. When she cares, it's either because she'd benefit ("Stargate", "Mummy") or to amuse herself ("Constipation").
70	* CrazySane: Davina's drugs have left her a bitter shell of a pussy, but she hasn't quite lost her mind. Far from it, she's very much still sane even with the twitch of the addiction.
71	* DeadpanSnarker: As deadpan as it gets and as snarky and cutting as an infected spear.
72	* DisposingOfABody: Often interrupted in the process of doing this to her victims (or [[DesecratingTheDead just ripping further into their bodies]]).
73	* TheEeyore: She's very sad and lonely, which fuels her bitter and mad personality.
74	* GoingColdTurkey: She goes ballistic when she can't open a bottle of pills because of the kids' safety cap, claiming she needs them and she's "in pain".
75	* IceQueen: She's unpleasant and aloof by default, with her pill addiction and anti-depressants day diet making it worse.
76	* IcyBlueEyes: A pair, playing off the sapphire in her chest.
77	* {{Jerkass}}: Less than Hamish and Trevor, but that's just when she minds her own business. When she gets involved in a plot, she can be a real bitch.
78	* TheMasochismTango: Her relationship with [[TheGhost Vince]]. She ''despises'' him, he lets her down constantly, and both cheat on each other, yet they're still together.
79	* TheMentallyDisturbed: She has an AmbiguousDisorder and often takes pills to drown the pain she feels. In a twist, she's not harmless but far more apathetic than most examples unless something interferes with her daily dose.
80	* SerialKiller: Killing smaller animals is one of her only hobbies, although she's not good at hiding the bodies.
81	* TheSmurfettePrinciple: The only female in the cast.
82	* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: An antisocial, cold and violent cat with a perfect maiming fantasy for her boyfriend.
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85	[[folder: JP]]
86	[[quoteright:220:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/captura_de_pantalla_2022_03_27_a_las_205318.png]]
87	->'''Played by''': Petros Emmanuel
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89	* AbhorrentAdmirer: JP crushes hard on Davina, who often responds by yelling "Fuck off!"
90	* AllThereInTheManual: He's rarely called "JP" in the series. The name comes from the character descriptions.
91	* AmbiguouslyBi: When held hostage by Hamish, he invokes StockholmSyndrome and offers to suck him off. He implies he's done it to Trevor before.
92	* TheAntiGrinch: JP loves holidays, insisting on keeping the spirit alive even when the others aren't so enthusiastic about it. "Christmas" has him make an impromptu nativity set and get the others to play "The Minister's Cat" when dinner is ruined while "Halloween" shows him organizing a party for everyone (except Hamish) which they join out of pity and curiosity.
93	* BizarreTasteInFood: He ''enjoys'' drinking his own urine.
94	* CasanovaWannabe: Hits on Davina with the charm of a leperous French kisser and zero awareness of her disgust.
95	* TheChewToy: DependingOnTheWriter, he often suffers more or less as Hamish. Hell, he's at the bottom of the chain in the flat and the main target for AmusingInjuries.
96	* CloudCuckoolander: He's cheerfully insane, although this might make him the happiest of the four.
97	* {{Cuckoosnarker}}: Once in a while, he'll snap at his flatmates and dish some snarky burns.
98	* CompanionCube: His fish friend, who's been lying upside down for a long time. He's really oblivious to it, asking the others about several treatments like baptizing him.
99	* CovertPervert: He fixates on Davina cleaning herself.
100	-->'''Davina''': What does it look like I'm doing?\
101	'''[=JP=]''': ''(curious)'' I'm not sure, but it's giving me a warm feeling inside.
102	* DumbIsGood: The most gormless flatmate and the only one who might be called "nice". Naturally, this makes him everyone's punching bag.
103	* ExtremeDoormat: Rarely stands up for himself, letting the others insult him.
104	* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Everyone considers him weird and unpleasant. They respect him even less than Hamish.
105	* LethallyStupid: JP is out of touch with reality and some episodes ("Mummy") show him being the cause of everyone's grievances by doing something really stupid and making it worse.
106	* StalkerWithACrush: To Davina.
107	* TheyKilledKennyAgain: The one pet who dies almost every episode.

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