Line #165 Characters/DickFigures


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3	!!Main Characters
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5	[[folder:General]]
6	* AmusingInjuries: All of them have endured lots of slapstick.
7	* ColourfulThemeNaming: Blue, Red and Pink are named after their respective colors.
8	* SirSwearsALot: They all are prone to lots of swearing. Red, Blue, and especially Lord Tourettes, are the biggest offenders.
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12	[[folder:Blewis "Blue"]]
13	[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_64_9.png]]
14	->'''Voiced by:''' Zack Keller
15
16	A levelheaded, geeky, blue stick figure. He is best friends and roommates with Red. Despite being constantly annoyed, humiliated and dragged off into dozens wacky adventures by Red, he still sticks up for him, even if it makes his life suck.
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18	* ActionSurvivor: Blue regularly gets into dangerously insane hinjinks thanks to Red that would normally kill anyone else in this situation, yet he usually survives. Not unharmed though, as he's subjected to lots of misfortune and AmusingInjuries along the way.
19	%% * BadassBookworm: In the movie.
20	%% * BlueOni: To Red's... red.
21	* ButtMonkey: Red likes to put him through all kinds of bad stuff, not to mention how tremendously unlucky he is in real life. Every season has at least one guaranteed HumiliationConga for him.
22	* CloudcuckoolandersMinder: Blue is stuck with keeping Red in control for nearly all of the series, not that it helps. Red rarely, if ever, listens to Blue.
23	* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Zig-zagged in the show, as he usually lets Red do all the action aside from a few instances. Moreso in the movie, where he is more willing to get into the action in determination to get Pink the best birthday present.
24	** He also survives all of Red's "chores" with relative ease. Keep in mind that some of the "chores" included slaying a '''DRAGON''' and drinking battery acid!
25	** Averted in the two non-canonical superhero episodes, where he is a capable fighter with powers as the Bloser.
26	* DeadpanSnarker: He's always in this role to counterbalance Red's constant insanity.
27	* DependingOnTheWriter: Whether or not he's just as capable of fighting and killing as Red. In the episode ''Traffic Jams'', he and Red singlehandedly kill a giant "dragon" (really a gigantic, extremely slow moving turtle), as well as being just as competent as crime-fighting as Red is in the two episodes where the duo are superheroes, to getting his ass kicked by {{mook}}s that Red handles with ease in ''Kung Fu Winners''.
28	* DidntWantAnAdventure: Blue has shown time and time again that he'd rather do something normal rather than Red's wacky, often dangerous adventures.
29	* TheDragALong: It's quite apparent that Blue does not want to be involved with Red's high jinks. Most notably in "The Losing Streakers", where Red ''forcibly chains Blue'' to the top of his car so they can both go to Sal Segav together.
30	* TheDogBitesBack: In TheMovie, [[spoiler: years of constant abuse from Red reaches it's boiling point when Red tells Blue that he doesn't even consider him a friend. Blue promptly snaps and begins to beat him up. Later on he literally kicks him in the ass when he keeps messing with him.]]
31	* EarnYourHappyEnding: In the end, after enduring so much pain and misfortune, he gets a happy sendoff. Blue gets to live a peaceful life with Pink and raises a daughter. Him and a newly matured (and sober) Red reconcile after spending years apart and they hang out again like old times.
32	* GenderFlip: Lavender, his "Chick Figures" counterpart.
33	* IKnowMortalKombat: He has a degree in advanced joystick studies and he's not afraid to use it.
34	* MadLibsCatchPhrase: "We're kinda getting our ___ on."
35	* NonActionGuy: When it comes to physical confrontation, he usually lets Red and the others hash things out. TheMovie shows that he is capable fighting a ninja army with help from Red and Racoon. He is willing to get into the fray if weapons and firearms are involved.
36	* NotSoAboveItAll: Normally he's the sensible one, but sometimes he'll act just as crazy as Red.
37	* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: It isn't until "Figured Out", the SeriesFinale, where we figure out that Blue is short for Blewis.
38	* SelfMadeOrphan: "Figured Out" reveals that Mr. Dingleberry, him and Red's landlord, is his only living relative. Unfortunately, Mr. Dingleberry dies a lot during the show, usually caused by his and Red's antics.
39	* TheyKilledKennyAgain:
40	** "Steakosaurus": He dies along with Red when a massive meteor hits earth.
41	** "Zombies & Shotguns": Gets eaten by a horde of zombies along with Red.
42	** "Adventures of Batman & The Bloser": Falls to his death after jumping off a building.
43	** "Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew": He possibly dies of alcohol poisoning.
44	** "Sweary Christmas from Lord Tourettes": dies in an explosion, along with Lord Tourettes and Red.
45	** "The Red Devil": Dies in a colossal explosion along with Red.
46	** {{Subverted}} in "Freshman 15" at the end, it looks like Blue died of a drug overdose, but it was revealed in the movie that he survived.
47	** "Promo for Post Nuclear Family": Caught in a nuclear blast with Red.
48	** "GTA: Pacific Grim": Gets crushed by a massive robot along with Red.
49	** "Das Vidiamond": Gets crushed to death along with Red.
50	* TookALevelInBadass: More like a couple levels in the movie.
51	* UndyingLoyalty: It's revealed in "First Day of Cool" that [[spoiler:Red saved Blue from a vicious pack of bullies on his first day of school, thus leading to him declaring that he'd always be his friend.]]
52	* VitriolicBestBuds: With Red, to the point that you wonder why they're friends by Season 4. [[spoiler: Their relationship reaches its boiling point in the movie, however.]]
53	[[/folder]]
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55	[[folder:Redward "Red"]]
56	[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_63_3.png]]
57	->'''Voiced by:''' Ed Skudder
58
59	A hardcore, manic, fun-loving, ambiguously human, red stick figure. Red loves to have sex, drink booze, and go on all sorts of adventures that he likes dragging Blue along with. His insensitive nature towards Blue causes many problems in the series.
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61	* TheAlcoholic: Considering how often and how much he drinks, this is a given. [[spoiler: He quits drinking for good after his break-up with Stacy in the series finale]].
62	* ButtMonkey: While not as much as Blue, he still has suffered in a lot of episodes. "Steakasarous", "Snowjob", and "Happy Birthdump", being notable examples.
63	* CloudCuckoolander: Very much so, but mostly in the later half of the series.
64	* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Red is a Kung-Fu winner. He's also an [[spoiler: alien]].
65	* FalseFriend: [[spoiler: Reveals in the movie that he only saved Blue when they were younger just so he'd look good with the girls.]]
66	%%* FunPersonified
67	* GenderFlip: Scarlett, his "Chick Figures" counterpart.
68	* HeelRealization: [[spoiler:At the end of the movie, he decides to stop being a dick to Blue and sees him as a real friend.]]
69	* HumanAliens: [[spoiler:He came to Earth 20 years before the events of the show, and he looks, sounds, ages and acts exactly like a human would, albeit an immature one.]]
70	* {{Jerkass}}: He's a ''terrible'' friend to Blue.
71	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He had ''small'' shades of this with but the end of the movie truly cements this.
72	* LargeHam: Red ''really'' likes to '''SHOUT''' and '''OVERREACT''' over the smallest of dilemmas.
73	* LaserGuidedKarma: In TheMovie, once it was [[spoiler: revealed that he was a FalseFriend to Blue]], a string of bad events begin to happen to him. Blue attacks him when they're on the boat, he gets his ass kicked (literally) by Blue on the island, he is lit on fire by the sun, accidentally burns down Booby Island (something that gives him a MyGodWhatHaveIDone moment), is forced to act like a cooked crab in restaurant and has his hands ''brutally'' chewed up by people, and ends up in a losing battle against the police (in which Blue decides to save him from).
74	* MadeOfIron: Red can take ''a lot'' of physical punishment before he actually falls.
75	* ManChild: Oh ''yes''. He's an out-of-control fratboy who lives life like its one big party, constantly getting drunk and sleeping with random women. He occasionally descends into PsychopathicManchild territory during his more destructive moments.
76	* NeverBareheaded: He's never seen without his baseball cap. [[spoiler: He even came to Earth wearing it]].
77	* NiceJobBreakingItHero: If Blue is having a bad day, then you can gaurantee that Red is going to make it worst.
78	* OnlyFriend: Red admits in the movie that Blue was his first and only friend.
79	* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: It isn't until "Figured Out", the SeriesFinale, where we figure out that Red is short for Redward.
80	* RecoveredAddict: In the SeriesFinale, after he and Stacy divorce, he decides to quit drinking and turn his life around.
81	* RedOni: To Blue's... blue.
82	* RunningGag: He randomly floats in many scenes.
83	* SanityBall: There are some moments that show Red isn't always crazy.
84	** In "Red Planet" he is completely appalled by the Mars Rover when it decides to kill two people with his laser beam.
85	** In "Kitty Amazing" he is utterly traumatized by all the deaths he accidentally caused thanks to his [[TakenForGranite cat]].
86	** "Happy Birthdump" is arguably his most sanest episode.
87	* SuperpowerLottery: He's got all kinds of powers that he uses at random. {{Flight}}, SuperStrength, EyeBeams, and incredible fighting skills.
88	* TheyKilledKennyAgain:
89	** "Steakosaurus": He dies along with Blue when a massive meteor hits earth.
90	** In the short "He Who Shall Not Be Maimed", Blue accidently casts a magic spell that causes Red and his clone to spontaneously combust.
91	** "Zombies & Shotguns": Gets eaten by a horde of zombies along with Blue.
92	** "Sweary Christmas from Lord Tourettes": He shits in a fireplace that somehow causes a fiery explosion, killing him, Blue, and Lord Tourettes.
93	** "The Losing Streakers": He dies of alcohol poisoning. [[UnexplainedRecovery Though he's fine in the next scene]].
94	** "The Red Devil": Dies in a colossal explosion along with Blue.
95	** "Promo for Post Nuclear Family": caught in a nuclear blast with Blue.
96	** "GTA: Pacific Grim": Gets crushed by a massive robot along with Blue.
97	** "Hardcore Chore": Red hates doing Blue's chores so much that he literally dies from it. [[BackFromTheDead He comes back to life a few seconds later]].
98	** "Snowjob": Gets electrocuted to death when Blue attaches wires all over his body to his car.
99	** "Das Vidiamond": Gets beaten to death by doctors and then dies again when he is crushed to death along with Blue.
100	* VitriolicBestBuds: With Blue. to the point that you wonder why they're friends by Season 4. [[spoiler: Their relationship reaches its boiling point in the movie, however.]]
101	[[/folder]]
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103	[[folder:Pink]]
104	[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_66_15.png]]
105	->'''Voiced by:''' Shea Lodgson
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107	A suprisingly normal pink stick figure. Blue's girlfriend. Their relationship is ''severly'' rocky due to the antics that Red causes. While she does genuinely love Blue, she can not stand Red. Which makes her all the more mad that they're best friends.
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109	* BewareTheNiceOnes: Pink is a nice person for the most part, but she ends up gunning Blue down when he startles her with a surprise romantic gesture.
110	* BreakTheCutie: Her disastrous date with Blue in "Ocho Muerte" was so traumatic that the episode ends with her sobbing in the dumpster.
111	* ButtMonkey: How many bad dates has she been in with Blue?
112	* GenderFlip: Salmon, her "Chick Figures" counterpart.
113	* HiddenDepths: Her first reaction upon seeing Blue's surprise romantic gesture is to ''shoot him'' with a pistol, implying that she has quite the trigger finger.
114	* MadeOfIron: She survived a massive explosion in "Flame War".
115	* OnlySaneWoman: Just like Blue.
116	* SatelliteLoveInterest: She's only really seen with Blue.
117	* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Girly Girl to Stacy's Tomboy.
118	* TookALevelInBadass: Defends herself from [[spoiler: Ocho Muerte]] in {{The Movie}}
119	* TheyKilledKennyAgain: She and several other women drown in the episode "Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada".
120	* WomenAreWiser: She's the most "normal" of the main cast, rarely ever indulging in the craziness and consistently getting annoyed by everyone else's eccentricities.
121	* {{Workaholic}}: Many episodes imply that she is constantly working offscreen.
122	[[/folder]]
123
124	[[folder:Lord Tourettes]]
125	[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_62_94.png]]
126	->'''Voiced by:''' Ben Tuller
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128	A green bard stick figure whose form of Tourette's syndrome is so powerful that he violently spazzes and swears every few seconds. After "Role Playas", he became a recurring friend to Red and Blue.
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130	* AscendedExtra: He was originally a one-off gag character in "Role Playas", but fans loved him so much that he became a major character in seasons two and on.
131	* BewareTheSillyOnes: He may be a silly person who has a feminine voice and is constantly smiling, but he once spontaneously raped a bear and ate it alive and has a sex dungeon under his house. In the movie, he turns out to be a good fighter.
132	* CampStraight: He may sound and act effeminate, but he goes to strip clubs as much as Red and Blue.
133	* TheChewToy: He endures all sorts of pain and humiliating deaths. In "Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada", he gets ''brutally'' murdered by Red and his pirate crew because [[DisproportionateRetribution they thought he was a sea demon]].
134	* GenderFlip: Averted. He's lacks a DistaffCounterpart for "Chick Figures". In fact, he's the ''only'' character to not have one.
135	* HollywoodTourettes: Tourettes is in his name, after all.
136	* NeverBareheaded: He's almost never seen without his elf hat.
137	* NiceGuy: Apart from his swearing and spasms, he's a fairly friendly guy who's always happy to see Red and Blue. He even manages to move a thug to tears by complimenting his graffiti.
138	* OddFriendship: A psychotic SirSwearsALot is close friends with OnlySaneMan Blue and LargeHam Red. He defended them from the France Police Force in TheMovie.
139	* SirSwearsALot: But only if he has his hat on. Without it, his outbursts are much nicer and often just regular comments that anybody would say, like complimenting a Mexican thug's grafitti art and saying that his mother must be proud of it, which actually moves the thug and his friend to tears.
140	* TheyKilledKennyAgain: He gets killed a few times during the series.
141	** "Role Playas": Gets beheaded by Red.
142	** "Zombies & Shotguns": Eaten by zombies.
143	** "Butt Genie": Has a massive pile of shit crush him.
144	** "Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada": Gets brutally killed by Red, Blue, and the other pirates.
145	** "Sweary Christmas from Lord Tourettes": Caught in an explosion with Red and Blue that ''melts'' his face off.
146	** "GTA Pacific Grim": Squashed by the giant mech robot.
147	** "Chick Figures": Electrocuted to death accidentally by Scarlet.
148	[[/folder]]
149
150	[[folder:The Raccoon/Papa-san]]
151	[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/racoon.png]]
152	->'''Voiced by:''' Ed Skudder
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154	A realistic raccoon. He has a ''really thick'' Japanese accent.
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156	* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: In "GTA: Pacific Grim", [[NoodleIncident for some unexplained reason,]] he's a gigantic {{Kaiju}} destroying RAC City.
157	* {{Catchphrase}}: "Let that ass ''clap''!". His thick accent, however, makes it sound like he's saying: "Let that ass '''crap'''!"
158	%%* GratuitousJapanese
159	* DirtyOldMan: He's [[spoiler: 10,000]] years old and ''really'' likes seeing those asses CLAP!
160	* EarnYourHappyEnding: In TheMovie / SeriesFinale, his family is finally reformed and he returns to Japan.
161	* JapaneseRanguage: His accent is ''really'' thick.
162	* NonStandardCharacterDesign: In a show where it's main cast are comprised of colorful stick figures, he's based on a picture of an actual raccoon.
163	* Really700YearsOld: [[spoiler:He's 10,000 years old.]]
164	* {{Samurai}}: While his whole design concept was being 'Nature's Ninja', what fighting we do see The Raccoon perform is much more akin to a samurai.
165	* TheyKilledKennyAgain:
166	** "T-Shirts Must Be Destroyed!": He is lit on fire after wearing the deadly T-shirt.
167	** "GTA: Pacific Grim": Explodes into a pool of blood after losing the dance contest.
168	* WeaksauceWeakness: As a {{Kaiju}}, getting out-danced causes him to burst into blood.
169	* WildCard: Sometimes, he's a friend of Red and Blue and assists them while other times, he's an obstacle to them or even a villain.
170	[[/folder]]
171
172	!!Minor Characters
173	[[folder:Stacy]]
174	[[quoteright:258:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_65_75.png]]
175	->'''Voiced by:''' Lauren Solokov
176
177	Red's on-again-off-again girlfriend. She's a HardDrinkingPartyGirl obsessed with sex and all sorts of debauchery. Stacy is effectively a DistaffCounterpart to Red. [[spoiler:Used to be Blue's girlfriend]].
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179	* AdvertisedExtra: Stacy appears in a lot of promotional materials and posters as if she's one of the core characters, despite being more of an infrequently appearing character.
180	* FlatCharacter: Up until "Robot Frog", there was nothing more to her than her HardDrinkingPartyGirl and slutty status.
181	* FoolishSiblingResponsibleSibling: TheMovie reveals that she's Purple's foolish sister. [[spoiler: Averted once she goes back to med school after breaking up with Red.]]
182	* HardDrinkingPartyGirl: Before the series, Stacy was actually a normal, sane person. Realzing that she is unhappy with herself, she shedded her original personality and decided to constantly party, drink, and have fun.
183	* OddNameOut: Breaking from the series' theme of naming the main characters [[ColourfulThemeNaming after their respective color]].
184	* RomanticFalseLead: [[spoiler: She's Red's girlfriend throughout most of the series until they break up in the finale.]]
185	* TheyKilledKennyAgain: She dies when the mall explodes in "T-Shirts Must Be Destroyed!"
186	* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Tomboy to Pink's Girly Girl.
187	* ValleyGirl: She had a normal voice before but her constant partying and drinking changed her voice to this.
188	[[/folder]]
189	[[folder:Fat Ugly Girl]]
190	A [[MeaningfulName fat ugly girl]] who has a crush on Red. He does not reciprocate.
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192	* ButtMonkey: She basically exists just to be dissed and made fun of.
193	* EarnYourHappyEnding: [[spoiler:She starts a romantic relationship with Red, loses all her weight, and starts a family]].
194	* GonkyFemme: She's practically spherical. She used to be thin as a kid but got fatter as she got older. [[spoiler: She gets back into shape after she starts dating Red.]]
195	* FoolishSiblingResponsibleSibling: TheMovie reveals that she's Stacy's responsible sister.
196	* SheCleansUpNicely: [[spoiler:In the SeriesFinale, with encouragement from Red.]]
197	* TheVoiceless: The only time she talks is in TheMovie, where she meekly wishes Pink a happy birthday.
198	[[/folder]]
199
200	[[folder:Mr. Dingleberry]]
201	->'''Voiced by:''' Ed Skudder
202
203	The elderly, likely senile, owner of Red and Blue's apartment.
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205	* AccidentalDanceCraze: His violent spastic motions when having a seizure in ''Freshman 15'' are mistakenly identified by a college freshman as a new type of dance, even though he explicitly states he's having a seizure.
206	* ButtMonkey: Pushed around, ignored, and killed in almost every episode he appears in.
207	* DroppedABridgeOnHim: [[spoiler: Suddenly dies during Captain Crookygrin's funeral in ''Figured Out''. Given how that was the last episode, it's more than likely permanent.]]
208	* RetiredBadass: [[spoiler: TheMovie reveals he used to be a colonel in World War II.]]
209	* ShoutOut: His voice heavily sounds like the voice of The King of Town from WebAnimation/HomestarRunner.
210	* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Out of all the characters, he's the one whose died the most, even more than Lord Tourettes and Broseph.
211	* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: [[spoiler:After leading Lord Takagami to Red and Blue in TheMovie, he is promptly impaled.]]
212	[[/folder]]
213
214	[[folder:Broseph]]
215	A {{Jerkass}} {{Fratbro}} so full of himself that Red can't help but kill him every time they meet.
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217	* AssholeVictim: No sympathy is ever given for him. Not that he ever deserves it.
218	* TheBully: In the episode "First Day of Cool".
219	* ButtMonkey: He's killed by Red in literally every scene he appears in. He deserves it well enough because of how much an obnoxious try-hard asshole he is.
220	* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Nobody likes this guy, not that he actually wants to know.
221	* NoodleIncident: [[spoiler: He somehow got himself imprisoned in the SeriesFinale]]. He's happy in there though.
222	* TheyKilledKennyAgain: He's so obnoxious that Red literally has to kill him every time they meet.
223	* ThrowTheDogABone: In a sense, [[spoiler: the SeriesFinale ends with him in prison]]. But he's actually very happy in there with inmates who actually like him.
224	[[/folder]]
225
226	[[folder:[=Trollz0r=]/Jason]]
227	->'''Voiced by:''' Zack Keller
228	A nerdy loser whose face is comprised of images from Webcomic/RageComics.
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230	* BirdsOfAFeather: He and Blue get along well due to both of them being nerds.
231	* {{Geek}}
232	* OddNameOut: He, Stacy, and a few others break the theme of being named after their prospective color.[[note]]Jason was originally going to be named "Black" or "Meme", but the creators ultimately chose "Jason".[[/note]]
233	* SharedFamilyQuirks: His mother also has the quirk of having the various [[WebComic/RageComics Rage Comic]] faces in place of the regular hands.
234	* SpecialPersonNormalName
235	[[/folder]]
236
237	!!Characters in DFTM
238	[[folder: Lord Takagami[[spoiler:/Father-San]]]]
239	->'''Voiced by:''' Creator/EricBauza
240	* BadBoss: [[spoiler:Runs Mr. Dingleberry through after the latter led him to Red and Blue due to no longer needing him.]]
241	* BigBad: Of the movie.
242	* EvilOverlord: In the past, he lead an army of demons against Japan. In the present, he commands legions of demonic ninjas and corrupt French cops.
243	* EvilSoundsDeep: [[spoiler:Especially after turning into Ocho Muerte.]]
244	* FantasticRacist: Derisively refers to Raccoon's wife as a "Geisha".
245	* InsaneTrollLogic: [[spoiler:His ultimate plan is to use the Greatest Sword of Destiny to "avenge everyone whose ever died"... even those who died of natural causes or ''he's killed himself''. Blue and Raccoon actually point out how ridiculous this is.]]
246	* LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler:Is revealed at the end to be Raccoon's father.]]
247	* OffWithHisHead: [[spoiler:Raccoon kills him this way. Until...]]
248	* OneWingedAngel: [[spoiler:Transforms into Ocho Muerte for the final battle.]]
249	* SoProudOfYou: [[spoiler:As he ([[OneWingedAngel seemingly]]) dies, he compliments Raccoon for always keeping his elbows straight, just as he had instructed him to.]]
250	[[/folder]]
251
252	[[folder: Captain Crookygrin]]
253	->'''Voiced by:''' Ed Skudder
254	A British pilot and Mr. Dingleberry's fellow war veteran.
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256	* TheAlcoholic: To the point that he suffers from alcohol blindness.
257	* AcePilot: Despite his alcohol blindness, he's able to fly his plane pretty well.
258	* BefriendingTheEnemy: He was tasked with preventing Blue and Red from reaching the Sword of Destiny but unintentionally helps them on their quest.
259	* NiceGuy: He's a jolly fella who's willing to lend a helping hand.
260	* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler: Dies after being fatally injured by glass from the broken window of his cockpit when his plane crash lands in Paris and never made any appearances in the show after his death. TheSeriesFinale further cements this by having the characters attend his funeral.]]
261	[[/folder]]
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