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1	[[foldercontrol]]
2
3	!!Mishonh From God trilogy
4	[[folder: Conservative Christens]]
5
6	!!Sara Osborne
7	The author, narrator and main character of the story. She is a 13 year old girl who "loves America and God and the Constantution." She is deathly afraid of becoming a "lesban" and aspires to stay straight. She greatly admires and cares for her best friend Lauren [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial (but as a friend, not a lesbian lover.)]]
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9	* AbusiveParents: It's implied in the first story, given how Sara mentions that her parents favor Josh over her in Lauren's chapter. The sequel ramps the implications up; she claims that her dad barely pays attention to her, she bases one of the insults Chrom hurls at a post-FaceHeelTurn Lucina (claiming that he would have forced his wife to have her aborted if he wasn't a Christian) off of something her own dad has told her, and her mom (apparently a nice woman in a bad situation, though Sara doesn't understand this) fears what will happen if he finds out about Sara being gay.
10	* AntiHero: She is a very hateful person who lacks redeeming qualities, aside from the from the fact that she opposes Satan.
11	* ArmoredClosetGay: The story shows she is pretty obviously attracted to her female friend Lauren and [[spoiler: Lauren's chapter confirms they were dating.]] Much of The REEL Sekwel's sudden Face–Heel Turn is provoked by the real Lauren finding a new girlfriend. Sara vehemently denies this, though.
12	* AuthorAvatar: Obviously.
13	* BroughtDownToNormal: The main plot point in 'The REEL Sekwel!' is that God and Jesus were kidnapped by Satan, so Sara can't use her God powers.
14	* TheDreaded: Even ''Satan'' is afraid of her.
15	* DullSurprise: Her response to something surprising is usually just "cool" or "ono".
16	* EasilyForgiven: Sara, over the course of three stories, does many atrocious, unforgivable deeds. Any punishment she receives is a slap on the wrist by comparison.
17	** In the finale of the third story, she is forgiven for her non-homophobia misdeeds by [[spoiler: finally accepting that she is a lesbian.]]
18	* FailedASpotCheck: Is bad at noticing very obvious things, like the British army approaching her or Godzilla on the horizon.
19	* FreudianExcuse: [[spoiler:It's heavily implied in the Lauren chapter that at least some of her actions stem from her desire to gain her parents' approval over Josh.]]
20	* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Sara goes to extreme lengths to prove she is not a lesbian. In the sequel, for example, she kisses Shulk solely to prove she is totally 100% straight.
21	* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: Sara tries to come off as this. [[SubvertedTrope Her actions in the story suggest otherwise.]]
22	* IdiotHero: Does poorly in school and is ''absurdly'' easy to trick.
23	* InLoveWithLove: She constantly switches boyfriends throughout the story.
24	* InvincibleHero: She [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomps]] almost everyone she faces. Even after her powers are removed, she's heavily protected by PlotArmor.
25	* ItsAllAboutMe: Author!Sara outright admits she gets bored with writing about anyone other than herself.
26	* {{Jerkass}}: The biggest one in the story.
27	* LikesOlderWomen: Gender flipped. She, at age 13, hooks up with Marth, Link, and Cloud Strife, who are 17-19, 16-18, and ''21'' respectively. [[spoiler: Played straight when the older Lauren reveals that Sara was actually dating her in real life when she wrote the story.]]
28	* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: In ''spades.''
29	* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: Author!Sara's wealthy father threatens to withdraw his donations to the school unless they improve her grades.
30	* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: One of her weapons is her dad's "shitgun".
31	* TheSocialDarwinist: Made obvious by her opinions about poor people and other races.
32	* TransparentCloset: Sara denies being a lesbian despite going on about how pretty Lauren and girls in general are.
33	* WellDoneDaughterGirl: [[spoiler: The Lauren chapter reveals that she secretly resents how Josh is much more popular and beloved than her in real life.]]
34
35
36	Misspellings: None.
37
38	!!Lauren
39	The author's best friend who also appears as herself in the story. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Sara totally isn't attracted to her.]]
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41	* ArtShift: The chapter written by her is in a style very different from Sara's.
42	* BareFistedMonk: She is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
43	* FaceHeelTurn: In the sequel.
44	* InvincibleHero: Can single-handedly win matches despite not having powers from God. Sara writes her as an example of this [[InsanetrollLogic to show that Sara is not a Mary-Sue.]]
45	* OldShame: The ‘real’ Lauren (who is actually just as fictional as the one in the story proper) would eventually edit the chapters she wrote to add a note “to ignore everything good I say about Sara in here“, and claiming to have been “blinded by love”.
46	* OneDropRule: She is half-black, and hides this fact from Sara's bigoted family.
47
48	!!Josh
49	Sara's older brother who appears as an ally in her story.
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51	* AloofAlly: He will protect Sara, but he refuses to officially join the other Conservatives.
52	* AntiHero: Portrayed as one [[{{Foil}} in contrast to Sara]]... despite the fact that his behavior isn't so different from hers.
53	* TheFettered: [[SubvertedTrope He doesn't listen to anybody's authority]]... [[DoubleSubverted except God's]].
54	* GunsAkimbo: Does this with assault rifles and ''rocket launchers''.
55	* IKnowMaddenKombat: Uses his football skills in battle.
56	* {{Jerkass}}: Towards Author!Sara as well as in general.
57	** JerkJock: He was a linebacker on his high school football team.
58	* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: He punches a Mexican man in the face for not speaking English.
59
60
61	Misspellings: None.
62
63	!!God
64	God himself is a Conservative in this story.
65	----
66	* BigGood: Ostensibly.
67	* DisproportionateRetribution: Strikes down half a room of students for booing at him.
68	* GodIsEvil: Take away ProtagonistCenteredMorality and you have a version of God who is petty, kills children, and plots to [[spoiler: change the outcome of the Civil War.]] [[spoiler: And yes, that means reinstating slavery.]]
69	* OutOfFocus: In the reboot since Sara isn't as strongly religious in it.
70	* SophisticatedAsHell: One of his first lines in the story is "lol ur a moran".
71	* WouldHurtAChild: The students he kills in the first chapter can't be any older than fourteen.
72
73
74	Misspellings: None.
75
76	[[/folder]]
77
78	[[folder: Conservative Smashers]]
79
80	!!Marth
81	Sara's first boyfriend who protects her from Samus.
82	----
83	%%* CampGay: As a Librul.
84	* FaceHeelTurn: The Libruls turn him gay after he is defeated by Samus and brought to Subspace.
85	* OutOfCharacter: Pretty much comes with existence in this universe.
86	* PrettyBoy: Is described as looking like a fusion between [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Jacob Black]] and Music/JustinBieber... with blue hair.
87
88
89	Misspellings: ''Math, Matt, Mart, Mark''
90
91	!!Link
92	Sara's second boyfriend after Marth is kidnapped by Samus.
93	----
94	* AssShove: He pours super glue in his butt to keep Satan and Obama from turning him gay.
95	* HeManWomanHater: Orders Samus to listen to him because he is a man.
96	* HeroicSacrifice: Saves Sara from being executed by the British military. [[UnexplainedRecovery Three chapters later, he is found imprisoned in Subspace]].
97	* OutOfCharacter: Despite his usual [[HeroicMime lack of character]] in canon, this ''probably'' isn't how any incarnation of the hero acts.
98	* UnexplainedRecovery: Somehow survives being shot by firing squad.
99
100	Misspellings: ''Lunk, [[GenderBlenderName Lin]], Limp, Kink''
101
102
103	!!Ike
104	One of Marth's friends alongside Link
105	----
106	* HeManWomanHater: Backs Link up for Samus to listen to them.
107	* LoveInterest: To Lauren. [[spoiler: She doesn't reciprocate because she uses the double dates with him as bonding time with Sara. [[IncompatibleOrientation She also doesn't bend that way]].]]
108	* OutOfCharacter: This is Mishonh from God.
109
110	Misspellings: ''Icke, Ick, [[VideoGame/PokemonRedandBlue Oak]]''
111
112	!!Lucina
113	One of the new Smashers introduced in The REEL Sekwel.
114
115	[[/folder]]
116
117	[[folder: Teh Libruls]]
118
119	!!Satan
120	The main antagonist of the story and the leader of the liberals, atheists, and lesbians who oppose Sara.
121	----
122	* BigBad: Can't get much badder than Satan himself.
123	* BringMeMyBrownPants: His initial response when he sees Evil Clone Sara.
124	* DevilInDisguise: Is revealed to have done this as [[spoiler: Abraham Lincoln. (This also counts as a HistoricalVillainUpgrade of the highest order for Abraham Lincoln.)]]
125	* IdiotBall: Does absolutely nothing to stop Sara and the Conservatives from spying on him.
126	* UnexplainedRecovery: Somehow returns in the sequel despite being decapitated.
127
128
129	Misspellings: ''Santa, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Satin]], Stan, [[Music/CarlosSantana Santana]], Staten''
130
131	!!Barack Obama / Tabuu
132	Satan's second in command.
133	----
134	* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about his villainy to Sara.
135	* DirtyCommunist: Has a pair of pajamas with Lenin, Stalin and Marx with hearts around them.
136	* TheDragon
137	* PresidentEvil
138	* TheReveal: Is revealed to be the true identity of Tabuu early on.
139
140
141	Misspellings: ''Brak Osama, [[TakeThat Obummer]], Ibama, Barracks [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Epona]], Barak Ovary''
142
143	!!Mr. Jonson
144	Sara's atheist science teacher who has a serious bone to pick with her. In the reboot, Mr. Jonson is the school's principal instead.
145	----
146	* CardCarryingVillain: Brags about how atheists will send all Christians to "deaf panells" one day.
147	* DisproportionateRetribution: Gives Sara an F and sends her to detention for asking him a question in class.
148	* FlatEarthAtheist: To the point where when God walks into his classroom, he outright says to his face that he isn't real.
149	* HotTeacher: Many of Sara's classmates have crushes on him.
150	* {{Jerkass}}
151	* MadScientist: He created a clone of Sara, then resurrected the other three members of the Four Horsemen from the dead to create Goalith.
152
153	Misspellings: None, unless his name was supposed to be Mr. Johnson.
154
155	!!Becky
156	A glasses-wearing student of Mr. Jonson who Sara hates.
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158	* FairestOfThemAll: Resents Sara for how pretty she is.
159	* {{Gonk}}: She apparently has zits so big that they ''take up half her body.''
160	* HollywoodPudgy: Is described as "morbadly obase" for wearing size 6 pants.
161	* InformedAttribute: She is described as being very "stooped," yet she is competent enough to be [[MadScientist Mr. Jonson's]] assistant.
162	* {{Kevlard}}: Her body is so fat that she is impervious to swords and she can deflect bullets.
163	* SmartPeopleWearGlasses: Wears glasses and helps Mr. Jonson with his experiments, [[InformedAttribute despite what the narration tries to claim about her]].
164
165
166	Misspellings: None
167
168	!!Katie
169	Lauren's girlfriend in the sequel.
170	----
171	* GagNose: Big enough for Sara to see from miles away, apparently. She even ''weaponizes'' it.
172	* PsychoLesbian: Comes with the territory of being post-FaceHeelTurn Lauren's girlfriend.
173	* SinisterSchnoz: Big-nosed and supports her girlfriend's schemes.
174
175
176	Misspellings: [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Kairi]], Kayti, Kaytee, Kaylee
177
178	!!Goalith
179	A giant created from [[spoiler: the DNA of the deceased Adolf Hitler, Mao Zedong, and King George III.]]
180	----
181	* TheBrute
182	* GratuitousForeignLanguage: All of his dialogue combines GratuitousGerman and GratuitousJapanese with [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch British obscenities]].
183	* HeroicBuild: Has a muscular build to match his strength.
184	* SuperSerum: A more mundane example than most, but his huge muscles and immense strength are due to [[ArtisticLicenseBiology steroids replacing his blood]].
185	* SuperStrength
186	* TooManyHalves: Is half-British, half-German, and half-Asian all at the same time.
187
188
189	Misspellings: ''Goaleth, Goileth, Goaluth, Goalth, Geliath''
190
191	[[/folder]]
192
193
194	[[folder: The 4 Hoarsemans]]
195
196	!!Adolf Hitler
197	The "presadent of Germeny" during World War II who allegedly [[ArtisticLicenseHistory also formed the Soviet Union after being defeated.]] He is one of the three "worst Communists in history" that was resurrected by Satan to aid him.
198	----
199	* CardCarryingVillain
200	* DrugsAreBad: Sara berates him for smoking weed.
201	* GratuitousGerman
202	* PokeThePoodle: Shows his evilness by... smoking pot. He won't stop [[CardCarryingVillain because he's evil]].
203	* TheStoner: He claims that before changing Germany's name to the Soviet Union, he changed it to "Dutchland" so he can smoke weed in [[FreestateAmsterdam Amsterdam]] every day.
204
205
206	Misspellings: ''Adulf Hitlur, Adolg Hetlure, Hutler, Hitlar''
207
208	!!Chairman Mao Zedong
209	The "president of Asia" who [[ArtisticLicenseHistory bombed Pearl Harbor and is the father of Kim Jong-Il.]] He is resurrected by Satan to aid him. Notable for being the only actual Communist out of the four.
210	----
211	* AsianSpeekeeEngrish: Of the JapaneseRanguage variety.
212	* InterchangeableAsianCultures: Mao himself is Chinese, but he uses very Japanese ninjas and samurai as his minions. He also rides Franchise/{{Godzilla}} into battle and does the [[Music/{{PSY}} Gangnam Style]] dance when he is first resurrected.
213
214
215	Misspellings: ''Charmen Moa, Charmans Mow, Charmans Moo, Mosey Dong, Charming Moai, Cheerman Mow, Charmun Mos''
216
217	!!King George the Third
218	The "president of Britishland." He is resurrected by Satan as one of his four "ultimate weapons" against Sara.
219	----
220	* CulturePolice: Allegedly renamed soccer to football and possibly outlawed American football from being played in Britain.
221	* DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch: Par for the course for any British character in the story.
222	* EvilBrit
223	* HistoricalVillainUpgrade: He is behind ''Jesus' crucifixion'' in this story.
224	* VerbalTic: Says "bloody" every other bloody word.
225
226
227	Misspellings: ''King Jorge the Thard, King Jorge the Thud, King Jorge the [[ToiletHumor Turd]]''
228
229	!!Mr. Jonson
230	''See Teh Libruls''
231
232	[[/folder]]
233
234
235	[[folder: Librul Smashers]]
236	!!Samus Aran
237	This version of Samas Aran is a perverted liberal who constantly hits on Sara and tries to turn her into a "lesban."
238	----
239	* LadyLooksLikeADude: In her armor. At least, Sara seems to think so.
240	* OutOfCharacter: Samus is warped into a depraved, perverted lesbian for this fanfic.
241	* PsychoLesbian
242	* SerialRapist: She tries to "rap" Sara more than once.
243	* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Sara views her removing her armor as this.
244	* TheVamp: Often tries to seduce Sara.
245
246	Misspellings: ''Samas Erin, Samasa''
247
248	!!Wario
249	Samus' teammate in her first battle.
250	----
251	* [[EvilVegetarian Evil Vegan]]
252	* OutOfCharacter: Greedy AntiRoleModel Wario refuses to eat meat due to his political party's ideology.
253	* OutOfFocus: Only has a prominent role in one chapter.
254	* [[StrawVegetarian Straw Vegan]]: He won't even bite other Smashers because he won't eat meat.
255
256	Misspellings: ''Waro, Waryo, Wart, Warop''
257
258	!!Ridley
259	Taylor Swift's bodyguard in the original, an agent of Antifa in the reboot.
260	----
261	* ObfuscatingStupidity: Claims he forgot how to fly when he sabotages Sara's first match.
262	* PaperThinDisguise: His attempts to hide his allegiance with Antifa leave much to be desired. [[RuleOfFunny Naturally]], Sara falls for it.
263	* SuddenSequelHeelSyndrome: Becomes an antagonist in the reboot after guarding Sara's favorite musician in the original.
264
265	Misspellings: ''Ridlay, Rildey, Ready, Riddle ''
266
267	[[/folder]]
268
269	[[folder: Smash Mansion Staff]]
270	!!Master Hand
271	The one in charge of the usual goings-on at the Smash mansion such as setting up matches and disciplining fighters who break the rules.
272	----
273	* IntolerableTolerance: From Sara's point of view. He urges Sara to be more tolerant, but she views it as trying to suppress her ideals.
274	* OnlySaneMan: Certainly comes off as this.
275	* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Zig-zagged. He punishes Sara for genuinely awful things she did... but the punishments are quite minor, like forbidding her from participating in any more matches for a certain amount of time.
276
277	Misspellings: ''Mister Han, Mister Hanned, Mastar Hend, Muster Hen, Mister [[LargeHam Ham]], Mastet Hadn, Mister Hond, Matterhorn''
278
279	!!Crazy Hand
280	Master Hand's (slightly) more unhinged counterpart. He too oversees the Smash Mansion.
281	----
282	* {{Greed}}: He is bribed into betraying Master Hand.
283	* HeelFaceTurn: Joins the Conservatives after being bribed.
284	* IntolerableTolerance: Shares Master Hand's views on tolerance.
285
286	Misspellings: ''[[PottyFailure Crappy Hanes]], Crazy Hind, Crazie Hen''
287	[[/folder]]
288
289	[[folder:Everybody Else '''(Contains unmarked spoilers)''']]
290
291	!!Melanie
292	The true author of the story with the power to freeze time. She makes her debut in the third story.
293	----
294	* ADayInTheLimelight: Becomes the protagonist of the third story's finale.
295	* AuthorAvatar: Natch.
296	* AuthorPowers: Unlike most examples, they ''can'' malfunction. Said malfunction sets off the final story arc.
297	** TimeStandsStill: Her preferred power out of that set.
298
299	!!Masahiro Sakurai
300	''That'' Sakurai.
301	----
302	* TheAce: Parodied. All those abilities the Smashers have? He can use them in real life.
303	* ArcVillain: The final arc's main antagonist, but he is completely unaffiliated with the Libruls.
304	* FunWithSubtitles: Speaks Japanese, but Melanie understands him by reading his subtitles.
305	* HostileShowTakeover: Hijacks the author's notes after he copies Melanie's powers.
306	* PhysicalGod: He somehow manages to become even more powerful than ''the author''.
307	* PowerCopying: Uses Kirby's inhaling technique to duplicate Melanie's AuthorPowers.
308	* RetGone: Once he has author powers, he erases entire franchises from existence.
309	* StealthMentor: Attacks one of Sara's friends to force her to accept being a lesbian.
310
311
312	[[/folder]]
313
314	!!Mishonh From Trump
315	[[folder:Conservatives]]
316	!!Sara Osborne
317	The rebooted version of Sara remains a hardcore conservative who isn’t a lesban. Unlike the original, this Sara is more driven by politics, though she is still a Christian.
318	----
319	* ANaziByAnyOtherName: In one chapter, she states that globalists should be sent to concentration camps and killed in gas chambers. Her description of globalists also happens to evoke quite a few Jewish stereotypes.
320	* AdaptationalPersonalityChange: She still falls victim to HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday, but unlike her original counterpart, she doesn't instantly claim a male smasher as her boyfriend in order to prove this. It takes 13 chapters before any male expresses an attraction towards her (Male!Corrin), and 11 more chapters for her to actually start dating someone (Joker).
321	* AdaptationalVillainy: This Sara is a much more despicable person than the original, and performs a fair bit more vile acts, such as expressing genocidal beliefs, attempted infantcide, ordering police brutalities, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and making Isabelle cry]].
322	* AdaptationalWimp: A downplayed example. This Sara doesn’t have god powers, but she still does end up doing most of the fighting herself, leaving everyone else OutOfFocus.
323	* AuthorAvatar: A trait she shares with the original Sara.
324	* DamselInDistress: Courtesy of [[spoiler:Dharkon]] in Chapter 19.
325	* {{Jerkass}}: She ruins Becky and Isabelle's bake sale because they were raising money for the poor. This causes Isabelle to run off crying.
326	* OnlySaneMan: In chapter 17, she’s the only one to be suspicious of [[ObviouslyEvil Dracula]] handing out free food.
327	* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: Is probably even worse than the original Sara in this regard. Not only is she motivated by more overtly political ideals, but her father is a racist [[DirtyCop police chief]] and she fully supports him.
328	* RescueRomance: Starts dating Joker after he saves her from Soros' lair.
329	* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem: Instead of being wealthy, Sara's father in the reboot uses his position as police chief to frame any teachers who try to give his daughter bad grades.
330	* StalkerWithACrush: No matter how much she tries to deny it, her real-life interactions with Becky give off this vibe.
331	* StaticStunGun: She has a police taser in her arsenal, courtesy of her father.
332	* {{Tsundere}}: Behaves this way towards Becky (not that she'll admit it).
333	* WouldHurtAChild: Attempts to kill Obama when he’s not even a day old.
334
335	!!Ridley
336	A large dragon who was Sara's teammate in her first match. Seems to have some kind of bowel problem, which he refuses to seek medical attention for. It's later revealed that he's the mysterious Antifa Dragon that's been fighting Sara and her allies.
337	* ForgotICouldFly: A literal example, in that he states this is why he failed to save Sara from falling in their first match together. It's actually a case of ObfuscatingStupidity.
338	* FrameUp: Tries to frame Sara for being the Antifa Dragon. It doesn't work.
339	* TheLoad: An extremely long bathroom break from him ends up delaying Sara's crew on their trip to Galeem's house, to the point that Sara decides to go on without him. Except it wasn't a bathroom break at all.
340	* TheMole: He's secretly the Antifa Dragon.
341	* PaperThinDisguise: His attempts to hide his allegiance with Antifa leave much to be desired. [[RuleOfFunny Naturally]], Sara falls for it.
342	* PottyEmergency: Constantly has to go to the bathroom. In reality, this is an excuse to go off and fight for the liberals as the Antifa Dragon.
343	* SuddenSequelHeelSyndrome: Becomes an antagonist in the reboot after guarding Sara's favorite musician in the original.
344	* WalkingSpoiler: Zig-zagged. On the one hand, his status as TheMole would normally make him this; on the other hand, the nature of the fic (and a note from [=PrincessAmerica=] herself confirming it) made it so that ''every'' reader knew he was evil from the get-go.
345
346	!!Samus Aran
347	In the world of the reboot, Samus is one of Sara's allies, with a larger family than the canon Samus.
348	* AdaptationalHeroism: In the original series, she was one of the most prominent "libruls". Here, she's Sara's ally, and her spot is taken by Dark Samus.
349	* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: Umm...you ''do'' remember that Ridley is your arch-nemesis, right, Samus?
350	* RelatedInTheAdaptation: In this universe, she is the daughter of Mario and Peach, and the sister of both Megaman and Dark Samus.
351
352	!!Doctor Mario
353	Mario's brother and Samus' uncle, an intelligent doctor.
354	* RelatedInTheAdaptation: As a result of them becoming the children of Mario and Peach, he's now the uncle of Samus, Dark Samus, and Mega Man.
355	* TheSmartGuy: His main role on Sara's team; he's the one who helped expose Ridley as the Antifa Dragon and the one who comes up with a solution to destroy communism once and for all.
356
357	!!Boy Corrin
358	The male Corrin, one of Sara's allies who has a crush on her.
359	* AnguishedDeclarationOfLove: Gives one to Sara to [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext prove he's not the Antifa Dragon.]]
360	* VoluntaryShapeshifter: Into a dragon.
361	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: His crush on Sara is never brought up after the chapter that introduces it, and Sara ends up in a relationship with Joker instead.
362
363	!!Simon Belmont
364	One of Sara's allies, who suffers a GenderBender by Dracula.
365	----
366	* FaceHeelTurn: Apparently undergoes one after [[ItMakesSenseInContext he becomes transgender.]]
367	* GenderBender: Thanks to [[ItMakesSenseInContext soybeans]].
368	* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: Similarly to Samus, this version of Simon seems to have forgotten that Dracula is his sworn enemy.
369	* IdiotBall: The aforementioned gender bending soybeans were given to him by Dracula.
370
371	Misspellings: Semen, Simen, Simian, Slimeman, Seaman
372
373	!!Richter Belmont
374	Simon’s brother in this story, he is also allied with Sara.
375	----
376	* BigNo: Lets one out after [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his brother turns transgender thanks to soybeans.]]
377	* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: Just like Simon, he suddenly decides to trust Dracula, his sworn enemy.
378	* IdiotBall: While he does narrowly manage to avoid falling victim to the gender bending soybeans, that doesn’t change that he decided to eat something given to him by Dracula.
379
380	Misspellings: Rectum, Rooster, [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Reptar]], Rapper
381
382	!!Joker
383	Not the bad guy from [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bartman]], [[VideoGame/Persona5 this Joker]] is a newcomer to Smash, and happens to rescue Sara when heading to the mansion.
384	* AdaptationalWimp: Struggles to put up a fight against ''garden-variety predator animals.''
385	* BigDamnHeroes: He makes his entrance into the story by arriving to rescue Sara from George Soros.
386	* ChronicHeroSyndrome: Implied. In his debut chapter, he says that he was on his way to the mansion before hearing Sara had been captured, and took a detour to go rescue her.
387	* {{Irony}}: In his home game, his final persona is directly based on Satan. Here, he is sided with Sara, a devoted Christian.
388	* RescueRomance: Starts dating Sara after rescuing her from Soros' lair.
389	* WhatExactlyIsHisJob: Sara has no idea what he does.
390
391	Misspellings: Jokar, Jocular, Jugular, [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Jotaro]]
392	[[/folder]]
393
394	[[folder:Libruls]]
395	!!Antifa Dragon
396	A "mysterious" foe, sent by Antifa to stop Sara in her quest. [[SarcasmMode It is certain that]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial he isn't Ridley, at least]].
397	----
398	* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: A mere "Ow" is his reaction to suffering a GroinAttack from a taser.
399	* TheMole: He poses as a conservative smasher to gather information from them.
400	* MovesetClone: Quite a few attacks he uses on Sara are identical to Ridley’s own. If the narrative didn’t make the truth comedically obvious already, this would have been {{Foreshadowing}}.
401
402	!!Becky
403	A fellow student of Strom Thurmond Middle School with Sara. Becky is a liberal who dislikes the school being named after a segregation supporter, and quickly ends up at odds with Sara. She later ends up joining the Smash Mansion with Sara.
404	* BlindWithoutEm: She takes off her glasses in chapter 20, and ends up not noticing that Sara escaped from her due to this.
405	* HollywoodPudgy: Like the original, Sara calls her fat for wearing size 6 pants.
406	* TheRival: Seems to be this towards Sara.
407	* VillainousCrush: Appears to have one on Sara, [[BlatantLies who totally doesn't reciprocate it.]]
408
409	!!Mr. Jonson
410	In this version, he is the liberal principal of Strom Thurmond Middle School. Naturally, this puts him at odds with Sara.
411	* AdaptationalNiceGuy: He is a lot more calm than the original, doesn’t make death threats, and is much more justified in his attempt at punishing Sara, since it was in response to Sara tearing up a petition rather than her asking a fairly reasonable question.
412	* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: He attempts to discipline Sara after she tears up a petition that Becky was peacefully handing around.
413
414	!!Bayonetta and Dark Samus
415	Two lesbians who frequently antagonize Sara.
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417	* DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch: Bayonetta, as is the case for any character with a British accent in the ''Supper Smash Bros'' world.
418	* MythologyGag: Shulk claims that Bayonetta became a lesbian after going to college. Sara feared that the same thing happened or would happen to Lauren's sister in the original fic.
419	* PsychoLesbian: Both of them.
420	* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Bayonetta is Shulk's sister, and Dark Samus is Samus', as well as Mario and Peach's daughter.
421	* SatelliteLoveInterest: Dark Samus is defined solely by her relationship with Bayonetta.
422
423	!!Dracula
424	A vampire who shows up to give the Belmonts some free food, [[GenderBender with a twist]].
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426	* BatOutOfHell: Makes his exit by turning into a swarm of bats.
427	* DaywalkingVampire: He shows up when the conservatives are planning to go to the mall, which is likely during the day.
428	* EvilLaugh: Does this after Simon falls victim to his trick.
429	* TheUnfought: After utilising his trick and leaving, he’s never brought up again.
430
431	Misspellings: Bakula, [[Fanfic/MyImmortal Dracola]], [[DarkIsEvil Darkula]], Derpula, [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Dratini]]
432
433	!!Galeem
434	A servant of the "Derp Stat" who kidnaps most of the Conservative Smashers.
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436	* CardCarryingVillain: [[EvilLaugh Laughs maniacally]] with pride.
437	* MayorPain: Is the mayor of San Francisco.
438	* NoNonsenseNemesis: Like in the game this fic is based on, he introduces himself by vaporizing most of the Conservative Smashers on the spot.
439	* TheUnfought: Sara does break into his house, but specifically avoids waking him up. After this, he never appears again, and is only mentioned by name when Dharkon is involved.
440
441
442	Misspellings: ''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Goldeen]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Golem]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Gloom]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Glalie]], Gullman, [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]], [[Anime/MonsterRancher Gali]]m, Gileem, Galem, [[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Gilga]][[Franchise/FinalFantasy mesh]]''
443
444	!!Dharkon
445	Galeem's brother, who goes after Sara after she interferes with Dracula's plan.
446	----
447	* CardCarryingVillain: Like his brother.
448	* CombatTentacles: What he mainly uses in combat.
449	* SiblingRivalry: Hates his brother, since Galeem voted for Hillary Clinton while he voted for Bernie Sanders.
450	* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Disappears from the story after he kidnaps Sara.
451
452	!!Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
453	A member of the House of Representatives in real life, Soros' right-hand woman in this fic.
454	----
455	* TheDragon: To George Soros.
456	* HammerAndSickle: Her main weapons.
457
458	Misspellings: [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Alakazam]] Okaso Cortze, [[VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon Araquanid]] VideoGame/{{Okami}} Courtier, Aloxanda Okaso Kortaz, Alaxana Orca [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Cortex]].
459
460	!!George Soros
461	In the reboot, he replaces Satan like Trump replaced God.
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463	* BigBad: The one behind everything Sara has had to face so far.
464	* CrazyPrepared: Moves Trump, Pence, and Putin to another lair in case Sara escaped and tried to free them.
465	* ManipulativeBastard: Prefers to manipulate things behind the scenes.
466	* TheUnfought: Sara never actually fights him, with him instead falling victim to a RetGone after Marx is defeated.
467
468	!!Marx
469	The jester-esque villain from VideoGame/KirbySuperStar. In this bizarre universe, he is actually Creator/KarlMarx, with the human appearance we’re all used to being made up by librul media in order to hide his true form.
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471	* AdaptationalWimp: As usual for pretty much any villain that Sara faces, but especially noticeable given that he's a powerful RealityWarper in canon.
472	* AsLongAsThereIsEvil: Apparently, he can’t die until all communism in the world is destroyed.
473	* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: Or, in this case, (Karl) Marx was a ''Kirby'' villain!
474
475	Misspellings: Mark, Marks, Mirx, Morx, Mrax

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