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3!!Feebles Actors
4[[folder: Heidi the Hippo]]
5[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/heidi.jpg]]
6[[caption-width-right:350:Make way for the star!]]
7->'''Portrayed by:''' Danny Mulheron (Suit), Mark Hadlow (Voice)
8
9A fat, pink hippopotamus who is the star of The Feebles' Variety Hour.
10
11Although she views herself as Bletch's girlfriend, she is completely unaware of the shallow disgust he has for her.
12----
13* AteHisGun: What she attempts to do after hanging herself gets her nowhere. [[spoiler: Samantha's taunting gets her to change her plans...[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge for the worse.]]]]
14* BigEater: How she got as fat as she is. She's even ''worse'' when she's depressed.
15* BungledSuicide: After Bletch finally dumps her, she tries to kill herself in two different ways, but fails both times--first, she tries to hang herself, only for the noose to snap under her weight. Then, she tries to shoot herself, only for [[spoiler:Samantha to taunt her, prompting her to open fire on ''Samantha'' instead and go on a killing spree]].
16* TheDogBitesBack: [[spoiler: She takes so much shit from Bletch, Samantha and Trevor throughout the movie that it comes to no surprise that she ultimately snaps and vents her anger on the three when she gets the chance. A pity that everyone else gets caught up in the carnage.]]
17* DrowningMySorrows: With cake, of course!
18* {{Expy}}: Quite easily comparable to [[Franchise/TheMuppets Miss Piggy]], being a pink primadonna that has issues with her weight. And much like her inspiration, she reacts violently whenever she snaps.
19* FanDisservice: Her in lingerie. Blech! [[FromBadToWorse Then, she undoes her bra...]]
20* GracefulLoser: [[spoiler: When Arthur tells her he has to turn her in to the police for her massacre, she is already prepared to face it with dignity and asks to perform her big number one last time.]]
21* HuggyHuggyHippos: Subverted. Her stage persona (known as "our very own Venus, the gorgeous hunk of hippohood") is one, and to an extent it's genuine. But she also has a violent streak that on occasion makes her even more dangerous than the real deal, as foreshadowed by her bar act as a teen.
22* InterspeciesRomance: With Bletch.
23* IWasQuiteALooker: She was once very slim and considered attractive by Bletch. [[spoiler: As shown in the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue, after ten years of penitentiary confinement and rehabilitation, she is once again slim and attractive.]]
24* {{Leitmotif}}: Has an instrumental version of "The Garden of Love" as one.
25* TheMentallyDisturbed: Suffers from depression and an eating disorder, which escalates to suicidal depression after Samantha pushes her further. [[spoiler: Once she's taunted one time too many, this culminates in a blind, homicidal rage that sends her on a rampage which kills much of the show's cast and staff.]]
26* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: [[spoiler: Right after she kills Bletch, Heidi snaps out of her current state and realizes she just murdered several innocents, as a result she doesn't puts any resistance to her arrest nor does anything against Arthur calling the cops on her, instead just singing her song while awaiting her punishment.]].
27* PinkGirlBlueBoy: The pink to Bletch's blue.
28* WomanScorned: Once she discovers that Bletch is not only cheating on her but also about to kick her off the show after a network picked it up, she goes ''mad'' and murderous.
29[[/folder]]
30
31[[folder: Sidney the Elephant]]
32[[quoteright:305:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sydney_8.jpg]]
33 [[caption-width-right:305:"It's not mine, Sandy! You ''know'' it's not!"]]
34-> '''Voiced by:''' Mark Wright
35
36A blue elephant with depression issues who is trying to dodge a paternity suit filed against him. On the show, he acts as an animal trainer.
37----
38* TheEeyore: Rarely shows any emotion beyond sadness and depression.
39* FatBastard: [[spoiler: Subverted.]] He is a whiny elephant who refuses to admit Seymour is his son, [[spoiler: but he was more than willing to [[PapaWolf save his son at the cost of his own knees]].]]
40* HonorableElephant: Played with. While he does have issues, he’s not nearly as bad as some of the other Feebles- just compare him to Bletch and Trevor, for example. [[spoiler:He also runs into the range of machine gun fire to save his son, and he's one of the few Feebles to survive the film.]]
41* WhosYourDaddy: The main part of Sidney's story within the movie is his dealing with a paternity suit. He continually claims that baby Seymour is not his son, pointing out that [[ReallyGetsAround Sandy's slept with half of the cast]] -- even though the kid has the legs of a chicken and the upper torso of an elephant.
42[[/folder]]
43
44[[folder: Harry the Hare]]
45[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harry_3.png]]
46 [[caption-width-right:350:[[FaceDeathWithDignity "I wanna go out with my reputation intact."]]]]
47-> '''Voiced by:''' Ross Jolly
48
49A white hare and the MC for the 'Fabulous Feebles Variety Hour' who is addicted to sex and ends up catching an STD for it.
50----
51* ButtMonkey: After being diagnosed with 'The Big One'. He gets sicker and sicker to which T.W. Fly exploits his misery in order to get a journalistic scoop.
52* HopeSpot: [[spoiler:When it turns out that he doesn't have 'The Big One', it seems like he's going to live, only to get blasted to bits by Heidi.]]
53* InstantIllness: Among the film's very worst offenders of gross-outs. As Harry rapidly falls victim to disease, he turns into a revolting sight. First, he gets rashes and sores, then his tongue becomes swollen and veiny to the point of turning blue-green, his nose seeps with mucus, his fur starts to look soiled and blemished, he develops bile-filled boils that he tries to pop away before going onstage and ends up splattering the vanity mirrors in the dressing room with pus, and when he very weakly emerges from his carrot to greet the audience, he immediately projectile vomits all over the stage, singers, and props, horrifying everyone and sending the already beleaguered Sebastian into a tailspin.
54* LovableSexManiac: An affable enough guy who just happens to ''really'' love sex. It bites him in the ass when doctors say he has 'The Big One'.
55[[/folder]]
56
57[[folder: Robert the Hedgehog]]
58[[quoteright:320:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/robert_5.jpg]]
59 [[caption-width-right:320:Pardon me, I'm new here.]]
60-> '''Voiced by:''' Mark Hadlow
61
62A newcomer to the Feebles troupe, Robert is a young, British hedgehog who soon starts a relationship with Lucille.
63----
64* AscendedFanboy: He loves the Feebles so much, he decided to join them.
65* BabiesEverAfter: [[spoiler: With Lucille]].
66* DoingItForTheArt: InUniverse. He doesn't care about the money. It's an honor just to work with the Feebles.
67* DrugsAreBad: He does not think it's right to abuse your body in such a way. [[spoiler: In fact, he hates drugs ''so'' much, that he actually dumps Lucille when he finds her drinking. He gets back with her, though.]]
68* ElmuhFuddSyndwome: Replaces his "R's" with "W's". Trevor and Sebastian mock him for it.
69* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Most of the Feebles aren't exactly nice to him. The only characters to treat him with any respect are Lucille, Arthur and Wynyard. Not that the hedgehog shows that many signs of resentment for it.
70* LoveAtFirstSight: Falls for Lucille the instant he lays eyes on her.
71* NaiveNewcomer: He's pretty shy.
72* NiceGuy: Is tied with Arthur for the nicest male in the film.
73* OfficialCouple: [[spoiler: With Lucille, in the end.]]
74* SerenadeYourLover: At the suggestion of Arthur. And it works!
75[[/folder]]
76
77[[folder: Lucille the Poodle]]
78[[quoteright:340:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/feebles_1.jpg]]
79 [[caption-width-right:340:Easily the best female in the movie.]]
80-> '''Voiced by:''' Donna Akersten
81
82A white poodle who is a member of the Feebles Chorus. She begins dating Robert and even gets engaged with him. Unfortunately, [[{{Jerkass}} Trevor]] has other plans...
83----
84* BeautyEqualsGoodness: She is the only female character who is not designed to look repulsive, and as such is the nicest of them.
85* BreakTheCutie: [[spoiler: Trevor breaks her relationship with Robert by drugging and molesting her, tricking Robert into thinking she's having an affair. She tries to tell Robert the truth, but he ignores her and walks away, leaving the poor dog to sob at her loss. Thankfully, Robert has a change of heart in the end.]]
86* DamselInDistress: [[spoiler: Comes ''very'' close to getting gunned down by Heidi.]]
87* DogStereotype: Subverted. While she ''is'' female like most fictional poodles, she is not the snobbish, RichBitch PsychoPoodle that you'd probably expect. And that's pretty telling, given the nature of this film.
88* DudeMagnet: Downplayed. Only two male characters show any interest in her. There's NiceGuy hedgehog Robert, her boyfriend [[spoiler: and eventual husband]], and then there's {{Jerkass}} HateSink [[YouDirtyRat rat]] Trevor.
89* NiceGal: The only female with no negative characteristics. Aside from the occasional drinking, of course.
90* ScreamingWoman: Twice: [[spoiler: First when Heidi swings in with a machine-gun, and again when Robert falls out of sight after hitting Trevor.]]
91[[/folder]]
92
93[[folder: Samantha the Pussy]]
94[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/samantha_76.png]]
95 [[caption-width-right:350: Bad kitty!]]
96-> '''Voiced by:''' Donna Akersten
97
98Bletch's mistress, with whom he is cheating on Heidi. She and Heidi end up becoming rivals.
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100* AssholeVictim: [[spoiler: She's the first victim of Heidi's massacre, but considering all she's done to Heidi throughout the movie without shedding a tear, it's safe to say she won't be missed.]]
101* BettyAndVeronica: The Veronica to Heidi's Betty. Doesn't really matter, though, since Bletch has already chosen Veronica and is only humoring Heidi until he sees fit to kick her out.
102* BullyingADragon: [[spoiler:She taunts and insults Heidi just as the latter is about to kill herself... ''with a machine gun!'' No points for guessing what happens right after.]]
103* CatsAreMean: Rude, sassy, and abhorrent, she is.
104* ChubbyChaser: She certainly seems turned on by [[FatBastard Bletch]].
105* DarkMistress: She is Bletch's secret girlfriend, with whom he has been cheating on Heidi.
106* FanDisservice: Her sex scenes with Bletch are... not very appealing.
107%%* FemaleFelineMaleMutt: With Barry.
108* HateSink: Like Bletch and Trevor she spends all her screentime being a selfish, unlikable and depraved person who isn't portrayed in a favorable light in any way.
109* HugeGuyTinyGirl: With Bletch. Pretty much a given since she's a cat and he's a walrus.
110* TheImmodestOrgasm: She makes high-pitched squeaking sounds while having sex with Bletch.
111* InterspeciesRomance: With Bletch a walrus.
112* SmallRoleBigImpact: She only appears in five scenes, but in four of them, she has a ''huge'' impact:
113** Her first scene shows that Bletch is cheating on Heidi with her.
114** Her second scene has her insult Heidi and reveal the affair, causing Heidi to go into depression and think about the good ol' days.
115** Her fourth scene has Heidi discover the affair, sending her into a depressed frenzy where she refuses to perform.
116** Her fifth and final scene has her [[spoiler: mock Heidi as the hippo is about to shoot herself. This inspires Heidi to kill Samantha- and everyone else -instead!]]
117%%* SouthernBelle: A villainous example.
118* StupidEvil: Compared to Bletch who tries and stay on Heidi's good graces long enough for his show to be picked up so only ''then'' he fires her, Samantha acts unpleasant to Heidi all the time and needlessly reveals Bletch's cheating to spite the hippo which complicates Bletch's plans big time. [[spoiler:It gets worse when she finds Heidi about to shoot herself with a machine gun and has the [[SarcasmMode bright idea]] of taunting her about it. She gets turned into swiss cheese for her stupidity.]]
119* TooDumbToLive: [[spoiler: What did she ''think'' was going to happen, mocking somebody attempting suicide while holding a machine gun?]]
120* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: [[spoiler: If she hadn't made fun of a suicidal Heidi, a ''lot'' of people would still be alive, herself and her lover included. And she would've had the stardom she wanted, too.]]
121[[/folder]]
122
123[[folder: Dennis the Aardvark]]
124[[quoteright:230:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dennis.png]]
125 [[caption-width-right:230:Eeeeewwww!]]
126-> '''Voiced by:''' Ross Jolly
127
128An aardvark who is a member of the ''Feebles''' chorus. Offstage, however, he is a disgusting, panty-sniffing pervert. Trevor the rat tries to use Dennis in his new porno opposite Madame Bovine but discovers he has a very small penis, and has to be sexually aroused through his sniffing panties.
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130* CovertPervert: Averted. ''Everyone'' knows who he is and what he does.
131* CruelAndUnusualDeath: [[spoiler: Gets his nose melted off by the line of borax he takes a hit of.]]
132* FanDisservice: His sex scene with Daisy.
133* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Nobody seems fond of him, so it should come as no surprise when he is never mentioned again after [[spoiler: his death.]]
134* SacrificialLamb: [[spoiler: Bletch tests some drugs on him, and the aardvark ends up dead as a result.]]
135* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Inverted. He speaks with a high-pitched voice, but [[spoiler:after he snorts the borax]] he has a lower-pitched scream.
136* TeenyWeenie: Trevor tries to recruit him in an impromptu production, only to discover he has a micropenis.
137[[/folder]]
138
139[[folder: Abi the Contortionist]]
140[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/abi.png]]
141 [[caption-width-right:350:He will ''never'' frown!]]
142-> '''Voiced by:''' Ross Jolly
143
144An Indian contortionist whose most recent act results in him getting his head stuck up his ass.
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146* AmbiguouslyHuman: Possibly. He's portrayed as a puppet, like the animal characters, instead of a live-action human, so what he's supposed to be in-universe isn't entirely clear.
147* AssShove: End up with his head shoved up his rectum.
148* LionsAndTigersAndHumansOhMy: A human in an otherwise animal-filled cast. However, like the animal characters, he is a puppet.
149* RubberMan: Comes with the territory of being a contortionist.
150* TokenHuman: A lot of people think there aren't any humans in the film. Not true. However, Abi is still a puppet.
151* WorldBuilding: Humans exist in this universe.
152* YankTheDogsChain: Finally - and quite literally - pulls his head out of his ass, [[spoiler:only for a few errant bullets from Heidi's gun to knock his bed of nails off a high shelf and right on top of him.]]
153[[/folder]]
154
155[[folder: Wynyard the Frog]]
156A knife-throwing frog that happens to be addicted to heroin and was in the Vietnam War.
157[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/wynyard_4.jpg]]
158 [[caption-width-right:350:That's a ''big'' needle!]]
159-> '''Voiced by:''' Brian Sergent
160
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162* AddledAddict: Practically a poster child for this trope. His drug problem has only gotten worse since he left Vietnam.
163* DirtyCoward: Left his commanding officer (and best friend) to die at the hands of the Viet Cong.
164* DrugsAreBad: They've really done a number on him.
165* {{Expy}}: His voice and manner of speaking are patterned after [[Series/{{Taxi}} Reverend Jim Ignatowski]], a character with a similar drug problem.
166* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: [[spoiler: During the live show, he loses his grip on one of his throwing knives. It flies up in the air and goes right through his skull, killing him.]]
167* KnifeThrowingAct: He has a terrible case of the shakes and is prone to hallucinations, which can be literally fatal for his assistants. [[spoiler: And himself, as demonstrated during the live show.]]
168* ShellShockedVeteran: He is still traumatized from his experience in Vietnam. [[spoiler: His hallucination of Robert being a Vietnamese soldier drives him to nearly kill Robert during the live show and ultimately leads to his own death.]]
169* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: He's such an unsteady hand that he kills his assistant during rehearsal. [[spoiler:And later, himself.]]
170[[/folder]]
171
172!!Feebles Staff
173[[folder: Sebastian the Fox]]
174[[quoteright:346:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sebastian_3.jpg]]
175 [[caption-width-right:346:''"We've got no alternative but to reinstate ''my song!''"'']]
176-> '''Voiced by:''' Stuart Devenie
177
178A flamboyant fox in charge of organizing the show.
179----
180* ALighterShadeOfGrey: He's not the best person but he's nowhere near as horrible as Bletch or Trevor or F.W. Fly.
181* CampGay: Not outright confirmed, but he has many of the mannerisms, and [[spoiler: his big number is titled [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Sodomy"]].]]
182* DirtyCoward: [[spoiler: He survives Heidi's rampage by ducking into Harry's carrot. After the massacre, he becomes famous for a autobiography [[MilesGloriosus that paints him as the hero of the catastrophe]].]]
183* EyeScream: [[spoiler: He is seen in the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue with an eyepatch, implying he lost an eye trying to escape. ]]
184* {{Jerkass}}: He's short-tempered, impatient and rude to the cast, though much of this is from the stress of getting ready for the live transmission of the show and having to deal with various screwups on the part of the performers, including Wynyard accidentally killing his assistant, Abi putting himself out of action and Sidney no longer having any animals to train.
185* JerkassHasAPoint: While he's very harsh on the cast members, he is right that Robert is showboating and ruining the opera and Heidi has been eating far too much, including gateau which she is contractually ''not'' supposed to eat at a certain point before a performance.
186* LargeHam: His big musical number.
187* LifesavingMisfortune: [[spoiler: Heidi's massacre likely ends up saving his life, even if he does lose an eye; Trevor and Bletch probably would have killed him otherwise for including his musical number in the show]].
188* TheNapoleon: His huge ego is an inversion to his considerably short height.
189* SmallNameBigEgo: Is convinced he's the one thing holding the whole show together.
190[[/folder]]
191
192[[folder: Arthur the Worm]]
193[[quoteright:310:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/arthur_4.jpg]]
194 [[caption-width-right:310:A worm you ''won't'' find disgusting.]]
195-> '''Voiced by:''' Peter Vere-Jones
196
197An elderly worm who serves as one of the show's stage managers. He is one of the very few nice and genuinely friendly characters in the film.
198----
199* CoolOldGuy: He sounds and acts like an elderly man, and is very friendly.
200* EveryoneHasStandards: As friendly as he is, even ''he'' has to admit that F.W. Fly is a real {{Jerkass}}.
201* NiceGuy: While Robert and Lucille are equally friendly, Arthur is notable in that he's one of the few members of the production staff to not be a total prick. But given that he's in the company of people like [[FatBastard Bletch]], [[{{Jerkass}} Trevor]] and [[DirtyCoward Sebastian]], it's easy to see him as the white sheep of the bunch.
202* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: Would you expect to find a ''worm'' so enticing?
203* ShipperOnDeck: His biggest role is successfully helping the shy Robert to win the love of his crush, Lucille.
204* SmokingIsCool: The closest thing to "bad" about him, and it isn't even that much. He seems to favor cigars, though he reveals he hasn't smoked since he was 21.
205* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: He's one of the few characters in this movie who kills anyone ''completely'' by accident. [[spoiler: Namely, he loses control of a barrel which ends up running over and crushing Sidney's pets.]]
206[[/folder]]
207
208!!Bletch's Gang
209[[folder: Bletch the Walrus]]
210[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_0342.PNG]]
211 [[caption-width-right:350:"This is a family show, for Christ's sake!"]]
212-> '''Voiced by:''' Peter Vere-Jones
213
214
215A dark-blue walrus who serves as the main antagonist of the film. He is the show's manager and is also the leader of a small, drug dealing mob.
216
217Bletch met Heidi many years ago at a night club. Enticed by her voice, he offered to manage her, eventually becoming her boyfriend. However, once Heidi grew older and fatter, Bletch decided he was not attracted to her anymore. The only reason he even puts up with her is anymore because ''she's'' the main attraction!
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219* AffablyEvil: Despite his coarse actions throughout the film, he does have three moments that suggest this. For example, his love for Heidi, though gone, was quite endearing. Although, whether or not he actually ''did'' love her is [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation is open to interpretation]]. He treats Arthur the Worm with respect and offers him a seat on the balcony during the premiere. And despite being a drug dealer and a murderer, even ''he'' has to draw the line at Sebastian's highly inappropriate musical number, telling the fox, with good reason, that the network striking a deal with the Feebles would ''never'' allow such a song to be performed on their show.
220* AerithAndBob: His name is somewhat out of place compared to the other characters, as it's not a real name. It's possible it's a nickname (or a shortened version of a longer name, like "Bletchley"), but the film doesn't elaborate on what the case is.
221* AmazingTechnicolorWildlife: A blue walrus? They're a thing in this universe, apparently. However, there are times where he may seem gray.
222* AssholeVictim: [[spoiler: It's pretty hard to feel sorry for him when Heidi blows his brains out.]]
223* BadBoss: Seems unfazed when [[spoiler:Barry dies]].
224* BehindTheBlack: How he walks. He always stands with his tail flat on the ground, and he walks surprisingly fluently, almost human-like. We only get to see him walk from the waist up, however.
225* BigBad: His cruelty, corruption and evil schemes drive the plot and despite [[spoiler:Heidi becoming a bigger threat than him once she goes down the path of murderous rage, he still proves to be worse than her.]]
226* CoolCar: No crime lord is complete without their own limo!
227* DarkIsEvil: He's quite sinister-looking.
228* DeathByIrony: First character of the cast to kill somebody, [[spoiler: last casualty of Heidi's rampage. And it's caused by one of his ''own'' guns, no less!]]
229* DepravedKidsShowHost: In '''spades!''' While many other characters could certainly qualify, Bletch takes the ''cake.'' When he's not working as the producer and manager at the theatre, he's dealing drugs and cheating on his girlfriend. He's also willing to kill people at even the ''slightest'' provocation.
230* DirtyOldMan: Heidi was only 16 when Bletch met and seduced her into working for him.
231* TheDon: The chief of a drug mob. Trevor and Barry both refer to him as "boss."
232* EasilyForgiven: All he has to do is say "I love you" to make Heidi stop bawling. [[spoiler:So much so that it (almost) saves his life in the end.]]
233* EvenEvilHasStandards: [[spoiler: As bad as Bletch is, he seems pretty horrified when Harry becomes so ridden by his disease that he vomits all over the stage and when Wynyard ends up killing himself during the live show, and both he and Trevor are disgusted when Sebastian decides to do his "Sodomy" number.]]
234* EvilEyebrows: He almost always has a rather angry look on his face.
235* EvilVersusEvil: Him and his gang against Mr. Big and ''his'' gang. [[spoiler:Bletch comes out on top, of course.]]
236* FatBastard: About as fat as Heidi, and is without a doubt the ''worst'' man a woman could ask for.
237* FurryReminder: He's a walrus, and in one scene, he remorselessly devours a guppy auditioning for a part in the troupe.
238* GoldColoredSuperiority: Downplayed. The shirt for his tuxedo is gold in color.
239* {{Gonk}}: Bletch's ugliness emphasizes his villainy.
240* {{Greed}}: He'll do ''anything'' for money; drug deals, porn flicks, manipulating Heidi. As long as it puts cash on his desk, he's all game for it.
241* HalfDressedCartoonAnimal: Justified. As a walrus, he has no legs, just a tail. Therefore, he can only wear the top half of his suit.
242* HateSink: Bletch's treatment of Heidi is nothing short of atrocious and earns him this status.
243* {{Hypocrite}}: He dumps Heidi for her weight, despite being rather heavy himself.
244* IdiotBall: He's smart enough to test the drugs he's given, but ''not'' smart enough to [[spoiler:run away from Heidi, even when she's on the ground and he's in a ''balcony!'']]
245* InterspeciesRomance: With Heidi, and later Samantha.
246* LargeAndInCharge: The tallest member of his gang and the leader as well. He's also the manager of the theatre.
247* TheLeader: Of a TerribleTrio of mobsters.
248* ManOfWealthAndTaste: Except for the golf scene, he is always wearing a suit of sorts.
249* MurderIsTheBestSolution: Annoyed by a singing fish? Eat him. Find out someone [[spoiler:wrote a nasty newspaper article about one of your employees? Tear off his wings and flush him down the toilet.]] Worried your TV deal is [[spoiler:down in the shit thanks to a PrimaDonnaDirector? Order your right-hand man to kill him.]]
250* ObviouslyEvil: It's hard to look at him and ''not'' see a villain.
251* OhCrap:
252** His reaction when he sees the [[spoiler:GiantSpider]].
253** He gets a bigger one when he realizes that [[spoiler:Sebastian will perform his raunchy number after all.]]
254** And most of all he [[spoiler:full on panics when Heidi commences her murderous rampage.]]
255* PantslessMalesFullyDressedFemales: As stated above, he does not wear pants. However, both of his love interests- Heidi and Samantha -wear full dresses with shoes.
256* PetTheDog: As mentioned in AffablyEvil, he treats Arthur nicely as well as having some relatively sincere friendliness with Trevor and Samantha.
257* PinkGirlBlueBoy: Blue to Heidi's pink.
258* PragmaticVillainy: He does ''not'' want Heidi to find out he's cheating on her despite hating her greatly and wanting to kick her off as soon as possible since she's too big of a star in ''The Feeble Variety Hour'' for him to remove her without warning, sadly his mistress Samantha isn't as intelligent.
259* SeriousBusiness: He takes the show he works on ''very'' seriously, to the point where he is willing to sadistically '''murder''' people just to protect it, both outsiders and his own staff.
260* SirSwearsALot: "Shit" seems to be his favorite word.
261* TheSociopath: High functioning enough to manage a successful variety show, yet still a murderous, cold-blooded {{Jerkass}} BadBoss who treats his longtime, devoted girlfriend like crap and planning to dump and kick her out of the show once she is no longer needed.
262* TailfinWalking: Averted. Unlike most anthropomorphic walruses, his tail is long. While his walking is quite human and is always seen from the waist up, we can assume he gets around by either slithering or inching.
263* TerribleTrio: With Trevor and Barry as the three of the most evil characters of the movie and the most prominent.
264* TooDumbToLive: [[spoiler:When Heidi comes in guns blazing, he has several chances to escape but would rather stay behind and distract her to try and get her killed by Trevor. Then even when she calms down he still tries and get a last go at her, getting killed for his recklessness.]]
265* UngratefulBastard: So, Heidi helped you fulfill your goal to get a TV show picked up? Well, nothing left to do but ''fire'' the old girl, huh?
266* VanityLicensePlate: On the front ''and'' the back! It says "[=BLETCH1=]."
267* VillainousFriendship: With Trevor and to a lesser extent Barry. While he leaves Barry to die without hesitation, Trevor does at least remain loyal to the end to him and he trusts him with [[spoiler:killing Heidi while her guard is down.]]
268* VillainProtagonist: Much of the film is dedicated to him and his drug business. In fact, at the film's one-hour mark, some may even see him as a SpotlightStealingCharacter.
269* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: When [[spoiler:the GiantSpider]] tries to kill him, he exclaims, "I ''hate'' [[spoiler: arachnids!]]"
270* WilyWalrus: Bletch is a sadistic walrus who runs a drug mob and abuses his girlfriend.
271* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: A non-lethal variant: after Heidi's performance earns the Feebles a syndicated series, Bletch decides he doesn't need her anymore and no longer has to keep her on the show. So he both dumps ''and'' fires her! ''At the same time!'' [[spoiler: Unsurprisingly, this ends up being a major contributing factor to Heidi's attempted suicide and subsequent rampage.]]
272[[/folder]]
273
274[[folder: Trevor the Rat]]
275[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/trevor_the_rat.jpg]]
276 [[caption-width-right:350:"You may be "Wobert" to your friends, but you're fly shit to me! Piss off!"]]
277-> '''Voiced by:''' Brian Sergent
278
279A gray rat who acts as Bletch's right-hand man.
280----
281
282* TheDragon: To Bletch.
283* HateSink: A foul, scummy bastard clearly designed to be seen as unpleasant.
284* {{Jerkass}}: And in a movie full of violent and depraved characters, it says quite a lot about Trevor's character when one of his defining personality tics is just how much of a jackass he is. Even ''[[BigBad Bletch]]'' shows more honorable qualities than he does.
285* KickTheDog: Mistreats Heidi, Robert, Lucille, and Arthur.
286* LaserGuidedKarma: [[spoiler: His actions towards Lucille infuriate Robert, so the hedgehog decides to teach Trevor a lesson in the climax by knocking him over, allowing Heidi the chance to turn the little bastard into chunky salsa.]]
287* LudicrousGibs: [[spoiler: Gets blown into meaty chunks by Heidi moments after Robert knocks him over.]]
288* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: His voice is very much based on Creator/PeterLorre.
289* TheSociopath: Just like Bletch, this slimy vermin doesn't care about others unless they benefit him in some way. He's just far worse at hiding his true colors.
290* VillainousCrush: On Lucille.
291* VillainousFriendship: With Bletch. Unlike most everyone else Trevor and his boss get along quite well. Their shared sadism might be why.
292* YouDirtyRat: The living embodiment of this trope! He murders people, deals drugs, shoots pornos, and even tries to ''[[spoiler:rape]]'' one of his boss's own employees! Robert even ''calls'' him a dirty rat!
293[[/folder]]
294
295[[folder: Barry the Bulldog]]
296[[quoteright:305:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cabinetlarge_meetthefeebles2.jpg]]
297 [[caption-width-right:305:[[Literature/{{Goosebumps}} Bad dog.]] ''[[Literature/{{Goosebumps}} Really]]'' [[Literature/{{Goosebumps}} BAD dog!]]]]
298-> '''Voiced by:''' Mark Hadlow
299
300A bulldog who works for Bletch.
301----
302* TheBrute: To Bletch.
303* BullyBulldog: A thuggish, menacing bodyguard bulldog who can rip your arms off in seconds.
304* EvilBrit: Of the thuggish variety, complete with a Cockney accent.
305* FangsAreEvil: Pretty much a given.
306* HiddenDepths: For a tattooed brute like himself, he sure can sing!
307* OffWithHisHead: [[spoiler:He gets killed by the Giant Spider this way.]]
308* SacrificialLamb: [[spoiler:He gets little character development and is eventually killed by a giant spider. Bletch and Trevor make no attempt to rescue him, and act as if he never even existed afterwards.]]
309* SingingVoiceDissonance: He has a good operatic voice when he's singing. When he's talking, he speaks crudely.
310* VillainousCheekbones: As is common for a bulldog.
311* VillainousFriendship: With Bletch. Although it's none too deep a bond given that [[spoiler: Bletch completely disregards him after abandoning Barry to be eaten by the giant spider.]]
312[[/folder]]
313
314!!Mr. Big's Gang
315[[folder: Mr. Big the Whale]]
316[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mr_big.png]]
317 [[caption-width-right:350:[[PreMortemOneLiner "Kiss your ass goodbye!"]]]]
318-> '''Voiced by:''' Ross Jolly
319
320A whale who serves as a drug supplier to Bletch. Like Bletch, he is the leader of a mob, albeit a considerably larger one.
321----
322* ArtisticLicenseBiology: He looks more like a dinosaur than a whale. His teeth also don't look right.
323* AssShove: Inverted. [[spoiler: Bletch and Trevor kill him by driving through his insides and tearing out of his anus, ripping a hole in his tail. WordOfGod confirms that the whale dies from this.]]
324* TheDon: Like Bletch, he is the leader of a drug mob.
325* EvilLaugh: Delivers one as he attempts to kill Bletch and Trevor.
326* FinalBoss: The last baddie Bletch has to deal with during his journey with Trevor.
327* TheGhost: Subverted when he shows up during the docks scene.
328* HoistByHisOwnPetard: He tries to kill Bletch and Trevor by eating them, [[spoiler:but they drive out of his anus and end up killing him.]]
329* InformedSpecies: WordOfGod says he's a whale, but he doesn't look like one. He's obviously some sort of big sea creature, but his sharp teeth and scaly-looking skin don't seem particularly whale-like.
330* {{Irony}}: His last words to Bletch and Trevor are "Kiss your ass goodbye!" Moments later, he [[spoiler: dies by having his ''own'' ass ripped out by Bletch's car.]]
331* LargeAndInCharge: A ''whale'' who leads a drug mob of his own. WordOfGod says he was the biggest puppet in the film, at ''20 feet long''.
332* LargeHam: Has a deep, booming voice due to his size.
333* MeaningfulName: He's a whale. Enough said.
334* ScaryTeeth: Comes with the ArtisticLicense.
335[[/folder]]
336
337[[folder: Cedric the Warthog]]
338[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cedric_6.png]]
339 [[caption-width-right:350:"Bastards!"]]
340-> '''Voiced by:''' Stuart Devenie
341
342Mr. Big's right-hand man. He sells Bletch drugs and is also the leader of his own gang of crabs.
343----
344* BenevolentBoss: Implied. While he isn't so nice to Louie, he ''does'' get along with a crab in one scene, and even seems royally pissed off when said crab [[spoiler: is run over by Bletch and Co.]]
345* TheDragon: To Mr. Big.
346* DroppedABridgeOnHim: [[spoiler: His death consists of Barry stabbing him in the chest. That's it.]]
347* HiddenDepths: He actually enjoys golf and shows interest in joining the local club.
348* MessyPig: A warthog who deals drugs and mentions killing and dry-humping somebody.
349* SirSwearsALot
350* VerbalTic: He seems quite fond of the word "bastard." [[spoiler: It's even one of his dying words!]]
351* ViolentGlaswegian: An explicitly Scottish, thuggish drug dealer.
352[[/folder]]
353
354[[folder: Louie the Dog]]
355[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/louie.png]]
356 [[caption-width-right:350:"It's 100% pure, uncut!"]]
357-> '''Voiced by:''' Mark Wright
358
359Cedric's agent who sells Bletch [[spoiler: borax, telling him it's]] cocaine.
360
361----
362* CruelAndUnusualDeath: [[spoiler: Liquefied after being force-fed the same borax he was attempting to trick Bletch into sampling.]]
363* HoistByHisOwnPetard: [[spoiler:He tried to kill Bletch by tricking him into snorting borax. When the walrus finds out, he kills Louie by making him ''eat'' the borax.]]
364* ImMelting: [[spoiler:How he meets his end.]]
365* WeHardlyKnewYe: [[spoiler: Is killed in his biggest scene]].
366[[/folder]]
367
368[[folder: The Crabs]]
369[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_0307.PNG]]
370 [[caption-width-right:350:AttackItsWeakPoint for massive damage!]]
371-> '''Voiced by:''' Mark Wright
372
373A gang of crabs who work for Cedric.
374----
375* AlienBlood: [[spoiler: Green, since they're crabs.]]
376* AnArmAndALeg: [[spoiler: Barry kills one by ripping his arm off.]]
377* GiantEnemyCrab: They're all about as big as Bletch, or at least Barry.
378* {{Mooks}}: What they boil down to.
379* NoNameGiven: As is to be expected of a few {{Mooks}}.
380* SoleSurvivor: [[spoiler:In a FreezeFrameBonus, a still-living crab can be seen during the reveal of the Spider]].
381[[/folder]]
382
383[[folder: The Spider]]
384[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_0180.PNG]]
385 [[caption-width-right:350:Going somewhere?]]
386-> '''Voiced by:''' Brian Sergent
387
388A ''huge'' spider who is, from the looks of it, helping Cedric load some crates of drugs onto a ship.
389----
390* AlienBlood: [[spoiler: Greenish-white.]] Justified. It's a spider, after all.
391* AlmightyJanitor: A huge, menacing spider that works as a longshoreman.
392* AmbiguousGender: It doesn't talk and nobody who knows it is ever heard referring to it, so it's unknown. It's ''probably'' male, but ya never know.
393* DiscOneFinalBoss: [[spoiler: Bletch and Trevor kill it shortly before facing off against Mr. Big himself.]]
394* FourLeggedInsect: Averted. It correctly has 8 legs.
395* GiantMook: Since Mr. Big is the largest puppet in the film, the Spider is the second-largest.
396* GiantSpider: It's even bigger than a limo!
397* HellIsThatNoise: Its roars are...''interesting'', to say the least.
398* HoistByTheirOwnPetard: [[spoiler: Is killed by a hanging load of crates.]]
399* NightmareFace: Gets a good closeup when it [[spoiler: grabs Barry.]] Arachnophobes, you have been warned.
400* NoNameGiven: Assuming it has one.
401* OffWithHisHead: [[spoiler: How it kills Barry.]]
402* RedEyesTakeWarning: Four red, evil eyes!
403* RuleOfCool[=/=]RuleOfScary: Presumably the reason it was even added to the film.
404* SomewhereAnEntomologistIsCrying: It appears to have a thorax, something real spiders lack.
405* TheSpeechless: It can't talk. It can only roar.
406* SpidersAreScary: Bletch ''hates'' arachnids!
407* WorldBuilding: So, giant spiders are commonplace in the ''Feebles'' 'verse. Good to know.
408[[/folder]]
409
410!!Other
411[[folder: F.W. Fly]]
412[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/losfeebles04.jpg]]
413 [[caption-width-right:300:What's the scoop?]]
414-> '''Voiced by:''' Brian Sergent
415
416A fly working as a paparazzo that writes all kinds of stories of the Feebles cast.
417----
418* AssholeVictim: See LaserGuidedKarma.
419* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's about the size of a football.
420* ColdbloodedTorture: [[spoiler: On the receiving end of this, courtesy of Bletch. He gets his wings pulled out while being grilled for information before being flushed down the toilet.]]
421* CruelAndUnusualDeath: [[spoiler: Gets his wings pulled out by Bletch, then is flushed away in the toilet to drown in the sewer system.]]
422* FlyCrazy: Annoying, invasive, disgusting, and an overall pest. Just like real flies!
423* {{Jerkass}}: Tellingly, even ''[[NiceGuy Arthur]]'' thinks so.
424* JerkassHasAPoint: Whilst he's a muckraking papparazo, he is completely correct - and sincere - in warning Robert that a gig with the Feebles is not all that it's cracked up to be.
425* KickTheDog: Constantly torments Harry while he is severely ill.
426* LaserGuidedKarma: [[spoiler: As soon as Bletch finds out about F.W.'s latest story, the not-so-little bug goes bye-bye. [[ColdBloodedTorture Painfully]]]].
427* {{Leitmotif}}: Has one being PsychoStrings.
428* OnlyOneName: The ''only'' character to avert this trope. His first initials and surname are both known.
429* PetTheDog: Yes, he's a muckraking paparazzo, but he ''does'' take Robert to Arthur and sincerely warns him that he will soon learn that a gig with the Feebles is not all that it's cracked up to be.
430%%* SidekickCreatureNuisance: Of the {{Jerkass}} variety.
431* SpeciesSurname: His last name is "Fly."
432* StealthPun: He writes stories that (according to Arthur) contain lies and carries a yellow notebook. He's a ''yellow journalist''. He's also both a muckraker with a taste for eating, well, muck, and gets much of his information from being a literal fly on the wall.
433* TalkingAnimal: He's really just an oversized fly.
434* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Being a fly, he likes to eat shit. [[{{Squick}} This is exactly as appealing as it sounds]]...
435[[/folder]]
436
437[[folder: Guppy]]
438[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/guppy_2.png]]
439 [[caption-width-right:350:"Is something the matter, Mr. Bletch?"]]
440-> '''Voiced by:''' Mark Wright
441
442A small fish who tries to audition for the Feebles. It... [[SwallowedWhole doesn't go well]].
443----
444* AndIMustScream: Bletch swallows him, then vomits him up later, showing that he is still alive... for a moment, anyway.
445* BodyHorror: His body is gross and mangled after leaving Bletch's stomach.
446* EatenAlive: Bletch eats him for his bad singing.
447* HollywoodToneDeaf: He ''cannot'' sing. This is what causes Bletch to eat him.
448* NoNameGiven: Unless it really is "Guppy."
449* SchmuckBait: Bletch tells him to check his mouth for cavities. He obliges.
450* TailfinWalking: Well, he ''stands'' on his tail, anyway.
451* TooDumbToLive: Literally. He sticks his head in Bletch's mouth, clearly unaware that walruses ''eat'' fish. [[KickTheDog Three guesses what happens next.]]
452* WorldBuilding: Fish don't need water in this universe, apparently.
453[[/folder]]
454
455[[folder: Dr. Quack the Duck]]
456[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dr_quack.png]]
457 [[caption-width-right:350:"I'll send ya my [[AccidentalPun bill]]."]]
458-> '''Voiced by:''' Brian Sergent
459
460A duck doctor who examines Harry.
461----
462* AmbiguouslyGay: See NoCelebritiesWereHarmed below.
463* BrutalHonesty: Tells Harry he has 10-12 hours to live. [[spoiler: Later, though, it turns out he was mistaken.]]
464* CampGay: ''Maybe...''
465* FeatherFingers
466* IncrediblyLamePun: He's an incompetent doctor and a duck. One guess what his name is.
467* MeaningfulName: See above.
468* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: His voiced is based on Creator/PaulLynde, a real life homosexual.
469[[/folder]]
470
471[[folder: Madame Bovine and the Masked Masochist]]
472-> '''Voiced by:''' Stuart Devenie (Madame Bovine) and Mark Wright (The Masked Masochist)
473
474A cow and a weta respectively, who are actors in Trevor's porn films
475----
476* BigCreepyCrawlies: The Masked Masochist is a downright humongous weta.
477* FedToTheBeast: After being squished by Madame Bovine, the Masked Masochist is fed to a giant fish.
478* HotSkittyOnWailordAction: A given, since they're a cow and a weta doing a porn film together.
479* OneSceneWonder: They only appear during the scene in Trevor's porn studio.
480* SquashedFlat: The Masked Masochist is squashed beneath Madame Bovine.
481[[/folder]]
482
483[[folder: Tribble-like Creatures]]
484[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tribble_creatures.png]]
485 [[caption-width-right:350:"It took me six months to train that lot!"]]
486Small [[Series/StarTrektheOriginalSeries tribble-like]] creatures that Sidney trained for his upcoming act... [[spoiler: they get crushed by a barrel thanks to Arthur's clumsiness]].
487----
488* BodyHorror: [[spoiler: They end up becoming crushed, bloody meat thanks to an out-of-control barrel.]]
489* CartoonCreature: Unlike the other animal characters, they don't seem to be based off any real type of animals.
490* {{Expy}}: Of the tribbles from [[Series/StarTrektheOriginalSeries Star Trek: The Original Series]].
491* NoNameGiven: They aren't named or referred to as anything. Fans refer to them as [[Series/StarTrektheOriginalSeries "Tribble]]-like creatures".
492* TheSpeechless: The creatures don't speak, they instead make cooing and squeaking sounds.
493* SidekickCreatureNuisance: They get up to mischief when left unattended and bother Sidney to no end.
494* SquashedFlat: [[spoiler: They are flattened by an out-of-control barrel as soon as Sidney kicks them out of his room.]]
495* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: [[spoiler: All of the creatures are flattened by a barrel and ''then'' have their corpses digested by Trevor.]]
496* TooDumbToLive: Instead of thinking to jump out of the way, [[spoiler: the creatures head straight into the rolling barrel. Justified, as they are unknown, tiny animals.]]
497* WeHardlyKnewYe: They manage to survive for [[spoiler: seventeen and a half minutes]] in the movie before [[spoiler: being killed in the only scene where they are prominent.]]

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