Line #37 Blog/TheLondonLibrarian


1	->''"I just had to [[DoNotTauntCthulhu taunt Cthulhu]]"''
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3	''[[http://thelondonlibrarian.blogspot.com/ The London Librarian]]'' is the blog of Ava, a Library Assistant in Central London with a science fetish. She started luring Slenderman to her back in May 2010 because ''"I wanted to prove he wasn't real...because ''that'' [[SelfDeprecatingHumor worked, didn't it?]]"''
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5	The blog started in early January 2011 as [[FollowTheLeader just another slenderblog]] until she broke her usual ''teen-blog'' syntax and said that she was going out to ''Test a Theory'' and that she would explain more later.
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7	She ended up explaining that she in fact had just started a blog for the sole purpose of luring Slenderman to her so she could test her theories on how to stop him. At first, she tested the her theory with the aid of her mother, then, as the blog went on, she teamed up with Reach of Blog/WhatYouAreInTheDark and traveled Ireland, testing some mythology-related Theories and getting her brother Cameron to go back to England.
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9	After going toe-to-toe with Slender Man and seemingly losing Reach, she journey to Egypt to investigate more of her mythology-related Theories. However, it emerged that Reach survived and, thanks to the intervention of [[Blog/WhiteElephants Robert]], the two were reunited in Seattle, where they became a couple and worked with [[Blog/TheEleventhHourTrilogy Tony]] to break Robert out of a mental asylum. The entire breakout turned out to be setup by Robert, Reach and Ava's mutual nemesis Redlight, who took her hostage and tried to destroy her mind.
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11	She eventually managed to get away from him and spent some time in a coma, recovering under Reach's care but when she woke up, her personality had been drastically altered and she had lost her formerly compassionate nature. She grew distant from Reach, which was later revealed to be a result of her discovering that she was pregnant with his child, though her decision to reveal this to him in a public chatroom while he was in a different country led to their breakup, though Reach still intended on raising the child with her.
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13	Eventually, the two reunited once again, just long enough for Reach to apparently die at the hands of the Slender Man. After that, Ava spent some time at [[Blog/MakeItCount the Grey Haven]] but the blog was updated very sparsely until [[spoiler:it was announced by [[http://bearingbadnews.blogspot.com the Messenger]] that she had died giving birth to her and Reach's child, Michelle.]]
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15	!! ''The London Librarian'' provides examples of:
16	* ActionGirl: A recent promotion, since she tazered a Revenant bigger than her as he was fighting Reach.
17	* AnimalsHateHim: Something Ava found out when her dog, Balthazar started growling at Slenderman. Leads to her getting three more dogs just so that they can help out with keeping them alive.
18	* BadassNormal: Ava, [[spoiler: when she lures Slenderman to her Library and explodes his arms]] and her Mom, when she smashes a lit oil lamp into a Proxy's face.
19	* BattleCouple: She and [[Blog/WhatYouAreInTheDark Reach]] are both badass enough on their own but now that they're together? Slenderman, Creator/ChuckNorris and every other MemeticBadass better watch their backs.
20	* BeingWatched: Played with, considering every time she sees Slenderman looking in she just closes the curtains.
21	* BerserkButton: Never ''ever'' take over one of her friend's blogs. She's very violent in her imagery.
22	* CombatTentacles: Slenderman, obviously, but when Ava [[spoiler: causes his arms to explode open]] he rips out one of her earrings from her head. Yeowch.
23	* CrazyEnoughToWork: Her Theories, [[spoiler: most notably, the ''Electromagnetic Theory'' which involves her ''luring Slenderman into the electromagnetic gates at her local Library.'' It actually ''did'' work.]]
24	* CoolBigSis: Inky of [[http://livingajadedlife.blogspot.com/ Living a Jaded Life]] considers Ava such, in the twisted family that is the Slenderbloggers, even though they're about the same age. [[BadassNormal He's not wrong about the cool bit.]]
25	* DeadpanSnarker: The main reason she and [[KnightInSourArmor Tony]] are friends.
26	* DontGoInTheWoods: Subverted. She lives in Central London, she said that the nearest woods is three miles away from her house.
27	* EvilDetectingDog: All of her dogs, the whole reason she got more dogs in the first place.
28	* GoshdangItToHeck: Averted. She swears ''"Like my Momma taught me."''
29	* HatesEveryoneEqually: Her new tag line: If you are not: [[Blog/WhatYouAreInTheDark Ray,]] [[Blog/MakeItCount Celie,]] Thage, Daisee, Fizz, Tony or [[Blog/SeekingTruth Zeke]]...Kindly fuck off.
30	* HeroicBSOD: When one of her friends seemed like he was Hallowed. [[spoiler: He wasn't, a Proxy stole his laptop.]]
31	* IHaveManyNames: Namedropped, she has ''twelve'' middle names.
32	* LogicBomb: Explaining why [[spoiler: the Electrogate]] worked.
33	* MadScientist: Down to the ground. Read Slenderman's Website/TVTropes page? [[spoiler: Lure him to you for eight months!!]] Slenderman's hanging around you? [[spoiler: Lure him to your local Library to test a Theory!!]] Basically, if she thinks of something, she does it and documents what happens.
34	* MassiveMultiplayerCrossover: Both Ava herself in commenting on almost all the other Slendyblogs and all the other Slendybloggers commenting on hers. Then again, this is the norm in an AlternateRealityGame.
35	* MathematiciansAnswer: See LogicBomb.
36	* MoodWhiplash: All the time. Bright happiness followed by LogicBomb followed by Theory...
37	* SomeoneToRememberHimBy: [[spoiler: She's pregnant with [[Blog/WhatYouAreInTheDark Reach's]] child.]]
38	* TookALevelInJerkass: After being tortured by [[Blog/WhiteElephants redlight]].
39	* VitriolicBestBuds: To Tony on [[http://tellthemnothing.blogspot.com/ Get Your Game Face On]]
40	--> '''Tony:''' Hey Ava, you ballsy bitch.
41	--> '''Ava:''' Hey Tony, ya acerbic berk.
42	* [[spoiler: WunzaPlot: Referenced in one of the comments after she teams up with [[Blog/WhatYouAreInTheDark Reach.]]]]
43	-->[[spoiler: She's a sassy scientist from Britain.]]
44	-->[[spoiler: He's a rogue EldritchAbomination that plays by his own rules.]]
45	-->[[spoiler: Together...THEY FIGHT CRIME.]]
46	* YouSeeImDying: Played with, both Ava and her Mom are in remission for Terminal Cancer, they've both said that they're planning on dying of natural causes just to spite Slenderman.
47	* YourMindMakesItReal: Ava believes this Theory on Slenderman.

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