Line #1 AudioPlay/TheChristmasThieves


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:Does Everyone Deserve Redemption?]]
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4	''The Christmas Thieves'' is an audio drama created by Alex Shaw and is the seventh story in the ''New Century'' series, serving as a prequel to ''AudioPlay/ThePrincessThieves''.
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6	Set eight months before the events of ''The Princess Thieves'', the story deals with Merlene attempting to redeem Captain Baltus in a manner to ''Literature/AChristmasCarol''.
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9	!! ''The Christmas Thieves'' provides examples of:
10	* AcidRefluxNightmare: Baltus accuses Merlene of being this when the wizard visits him disguised as the ghost of Jacobite Marlow.
11	* AlternateTimeline: [[spoiler: The Brightest Timeline shown in the last episode, where Baltus had a complete change of heart and became a better man.]]
12	* AlternativeCalendar: The Duart apparently have one, with years meaning marked with AA.
13	* TheCameo:
14	** [[BatmanParody The Black Shuck]] shows up at the end in the role of the boy Scrooge talks to from his window.
15	** A woman who is clearly Mortimer also briefly appears as well.
16	** Gwendoline and Viola also receive cameos in the last episode.
17	* CastFromCalories: Merlene does this, and must have a snack to replenish his reserves after each "haunting."
18	* ChristmasSongs: "Angels We Have Heard on High", "Joy to the World", and "Silent Night" all play during the course of the story.
19	* ClosetShuffle: Merlene and the Nag hide in Baltus' larder in between the wizards illusionary hauntings.
20	* CreepyCrows: When the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come brings Baltus to the graveyard, crows can be heard croaking in the background.
21	* {{Cult}}: [[spoiler: In the Brightest Timeline, Emileen jokes that Baltus' complete change in character must have come from joining a cult.]]
22	* CynicalMentor: Marlowe appears to have been this for Baltus, looking down on him and belittling both him and his father.
23	* DayHurtsDarkAdjustedEyes: Baltus needs a moment to adjust after Merlene illuminates his previously pitch black bedchamber as the Ghost of Christmas Past.
24	* ADayInTheLimelight: The story functions as one for Baltus, who was a purely villainous [[TheDragon Dragon]] to a more complex BigBad in ''AudioPlay/ThePrincessThieves''.
25	* DeadpanSnarker:
26	** Baltus is one in a similar way to how Scrooge was in the original novel.
27	** The Nag, as usual.
28	* DisintegratorRay: Merlene is apparently capable of an effect similar to this, as he briefly considers turning Baltus into a smudge mark on the snow.
29	* DisposingOfABody: Merlene admits to the Nag that if Baltus catches on to what they're doing, they might be forced to kill him and dispose of the body.
30	* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: When confronted with the fact that many humans refuse to share their local water pumps with Akka, Baltus suggests that Akka should have separate, Akka-only water pumps.
31	* DragonsPreferPrincesses: The trope of heroes saving damsels from drakes apparently comes up a lot in Duart opera.
32	* EarlyBirdCameo: Robin and Oberon show up in disguise early in the story.
33	* EvilCannotComprehendGood: Baltus does not fully understand the concept of charity.
34	* EvilUncle: Since this story is a prequel to another where he plays a major villain, Baltus is by default this to Freda.
35	* {{Expy}}: A few original characters were created for the story to serve as stand ins for characters from Literature/AChristmasCarol.
36	** Iain Cartwright, Baltus' bookkeeper, is one for Bob Cratchit.
37	** Freda, Baltus' niece, is one for Fred.
38	** Jacobite Marlowe, Baltus' deceased superior officer, is one for Jacob Marely.
39	** Little Em, Iain Cartwright's crippled daughter, is one for Tiny Tim.
40	* FantasticRacism: Baltus' main objection to giving to charity is that those who would benefit aren't Duart.
41	* ForegoneConclusion: Anyone who has already read or listen to ''AudioPlay/ThePrincessThieves'' will know that Merlene's attempt to redeem Baltus ultimately fails.
42	* GagNose: The Ghost of Christmas Present's defining trait, said to resemble a cricket ball.
43	* TheGrinch: Baltus hates both Christmas and its Duart equivalent, the Winter Solstice.
44	* HalfBreedDiscrimination: Baltus reacts with disgust when he realizes Iain's children are half-Akka.
45	* HalfHumanHybrid: The Cartwright children, who are half human and half Akka.
46	* HeelFaceTurn: [[spoiler: What Baltus goes through in the Brightest Timeline.]]
47	* HehHehYouSaidX: The Black Shuck refers to himself as a "man of the night" and the Nag comments that he doesn't think that [[{{Streetwalker}} means]] what the Black Shuck thinks it means.
48	* HilariousOuttakes: Attached to the end of the last episode.
49	* HolyHalo: The Ghost of Christmas Past has a burning one.
50	* ImagineSpot: Merlene briefly imagines vaporizing Baltus outside the Cartwright household in a moment of frustration.
51	* IntangibleTimeTravel: Merlene convinces Baltus that he is experiencing this, though in actuality, it is an elaborate illusion.
52	* InterspeciesFriendship: Freda and Clarence have friends who are human, Duart, and Akka.
53	* InterspeciesRomance:
54	** Baltus' niece, Freda, a Duart, is married to Clarence, a human.
55	** Iain Cartwright, a human, and his wife Mara, an Akka.
56	* JacobMarleyApparel: Merlene disguises himself as the ghost of Jacobite Marlowe, complete with chains and the captain's armor the Duart wore in life.
57	* {{Leitmotif}}:
58	** "Silent Night" seems to serve as one for Little Em.
59	** ''AudioPlay/ThePrincessThieves'' theme plays whenever Robin and Oberon enter the scene.
60	** "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" plays during Gwendoline and Viola's cameo.
61	* LemonyNarrator: Both following on from AudioPlay/ThePrincessThieves and as a homage to Dickens' writing style, Merlene adds his opinions and personality to the telling of the story.
62	* LivingLieDetector: Merlene is able to see through Baltus' bravado when he confronts the Duart disguised as the ghost of Jacobite Marlow because he could hear Baltus' heart hammering in his chest.
63	* MalignedMixedMarriage:
64	** Baltus looks down on both Freda and Iain's [[InterspeciesRomance Interspecies Romances]].
65	** It's revealed that an Interracial Marriage Permission Tax exists, which is steep enough that Iain has to work two jobs in order to keep his family afloat.
66	* MarriageOfConvenience: Baltus and his wife, Emileen, were married because it would look better if the Captain of the Guard was wed.
67	* MarryForLove: Freda did this, which Baltus is disdainful of.
68	* MasterOfIllusion: Merlene's entire gambit relies on his ability to craft a multitude of illusions to convince Baltus he is being haunted.
69	* MaybeMagicMaybeMundane: The Nag and Merlene discuss whether Scrooge was actually visited by ghosts in Literature/AChristmasCarol or if he was dealing with disparate parts of his personality.
70	* MountainOfFood: Merlene makes the illusion of one in Baltus' living room while disguised as the Ghost of Christmas Present.
71	* PaperThinDisguise: The two gentlemen who come into Baltus' office are clearly Robin and Oberon in disguise. Robin's blonde mustache is even described as peaking out from under the fake grey one he is wearing.
72	* PosthumousCharacter: Marlow, filling a similar role as that of Jacob Marley.
73	* RedemptionRejection: Played with, as while Baltus ultimately rejects the chance to be a better man that Merlene presents him with and goes on to be TheDragon of ''AudioPlay/ThePrincessThieves'', he does raise Iain's wages to cover the loss from the Interracial Marriage Permission Tax.
74	* RunningGag: The joke of characters mispronouncing Celador continues from AudioPlay/ThePrincessThieves.
75	* ScareEmStraight: Merlene attempts to do this to Baltus, using Literature/AChristmasCarol as inspiration.
76	* TheScrooge: Baltus is described as being mean with money, but it is not his primary vice.
77	* {{Seers}}: According to Merlene, being a wizard involves being this, granting him knowledge of future events and possible timelines.
78	* SexlessMarriage: Baltus is married, but most people aren't aware because his estranged wife does not even live with him and they have no children.
79	* ShoutOut:
80	** As with AudioPlay/ThePrincessThieves, Merlene's male form is clearly based of [[Creator/IanMcKellen Ian McKellen's]] performance as Gandalf in Film/TheLordOfTheRings.
81	** When the Nag is urging him to look through the various timelines for one where Baltus did change his ways, Merlene refers to it as the [[{{Series/Community}} "Brightest Timeline"]].
82	** While making his above argument, the Nag references WesternAnimation/AChristmasCarol2009, {{Film/Scrooged}}, Film/AChristmasCarol1999, Series/QuantumLeap, and Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol in quick succession.
83	** When Merlene reveals that he knitted a scarf for the Nag for Christmas, the Nag angrily says he's been freezing and that Merlene could have given him the scarf at any time, to which Merlene replies [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit "Not at any time. Only when it was funny."]]
84	* SicklyGreenGlow: Merlene uses this as part of his illusion of Baltus' door knocker being replaced with Marlowe's face.
85	* SillyRabbitRomanceIsForKids: Baltus finds the idea of love even more ridiculous than the idea of Christmas.
86	* StrokeTheBeard: Merlene does this in both male and female forms.
87	* SuddenlySpeaking: The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, who is normally TheVoiceless.
88	* SuperSenses: Merlene apparently possesses them, as he mentions being able to hear Baltus' heart beating in his chest.
89	* TameHisAnger: Ultimately what Merlene is trying to do to Baltus, as anger is the Duart's primary vice.
90	* TemporalMutability: Merlene is able to see multiple possible future timelines at once. His goal in the story is attempting to steer Baltus towards one of the timelines where he is a force for good in the world.
91	* TemporalParadox: Merlene mentions that terrible things happen to wizards who don't do the proper work to avoid these.
92	* ThemeTwinNaming: Of the rhyming variety with the Cartwright twins, Chloe and Holly.
93	* UnreliableNarrator: A minor example, as Merlene admits that the various characters directly quoting Literature/AChristmasCarol was an embellishment and the real conversations were slightly different.
94	* TheUnreveal: It's specifically not said whether or not Baltus' small change in character led to Little Em surviving.
95	* VictorianLondon: The setting of the story, though Queen Victoria no longer reigns.
96	* WellDoneSonGuy: The younger Baltus was apparently this towards both his own father and Marlowe.
97	* YetAnotherChristmasCarol: Literature/AChristmasCarol is one of Merlene's favorite stories, and he is inspired by it to try and change Baltus for the better in the same way Scrooge was.
98	* YouMeanXmas: The Duart apparently celebrate a holiday similar to Christmas known simply as Winter Solstice.

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