History Website / NobodyHere

* HatingOnMonday: In "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/world.here World]]", Jogchem's biggest concern about the Earth melting into the sun billions of year into the future is that it might fall on a Monday.

The website won Best Personal Website at the [[https://web.archive.org/web/20121022171405/http://www.webbyawards.com/webbys/current.php?season=7 2003 Webby Awards]]. It also has a [[https://nobodyhere.com/bugs/ forum]], where everyone's avatars are bugs.

The website won Best Personal Website at the 2003 Webby Awards.

The site also has a [[https://nobodyhere.com/bugs/ forum]], where everyone's avatars are bugs.

** "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/homophobic.here Homophobic]]" has Jogchem try to figure out which of the people he knows might be gay. His list includes his neighbors from "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/raft.here Raft]]" and "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/listen.here Listen]]", the woman in the bus from "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/conversation.here Conversation]]" and the titular characters from "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/vagabond.here Vagabond]]" and "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/mister.here Mister]]"

** "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/self.here Self]]" describes Jogchem's problems: jerky movements, stammering, insomnia, interrupted musings... all stem from the notion that he is himself.

-->It's something to be proud of, if only I had that capacity.

** In "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/twin.here Twin]]", while Jogchem's brother got a job in advertising and eventually a home and a wife, Jogchem states that he was "left behind with [his] worthless talent to make the wrong choices".

* OhWaitThisIsMyGroceryList: "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/memo.here Memo]]" is a list of things Jogchem wants to achieve: find a goal in life, earn money, make friends, meet the love of his life, be happy... and then the last memo is simply a shopping list.

* StalkedWithACrush: "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/stalker.here Stalker]]" is about Jogchem stalking a woman despite having amnesia--he can't remember her name or if she filed a restraining order.

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* JumpScare: In "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/present.here Present]]", the background will turn black after playing around with the machine for a while. At this point, if the face is talking, it can suddenly cover the entire screen and make loud noises.

* DissonantSerenity: Jogchem remains quite calm in "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/toes.here Toes]]" despite having a nightmare that involves him growing ExtraDigits. Mostly, he finds the whole situation strange and not how it should be, and only starts showing concern [[SkewedPriorities when he realizes that his shoes won't fit]].

** "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/avoid.here Avoid]]" can be described as an "anti-dating" page, which asks you to name four things that they love or hate--whether by manually typing them or by selecting them from a list of previous responses--as well as adding your name. It will then produce the names of a user that you should avoid, one whose opinions are different.

** "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/avoid.here Avoid]]" asks the reader to name four things that they love or hate--whether by manually typing them or by selecting them from a list of previous responses--as well as adding their name. It will then produce the names of users they should avoid, ones whose opinions are different.

* TheShadowKnows: In "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/dodo.here Dodo]]", Jogchem think about reincarnating as the titular animal; which is reinforced by the visuals showing a dodo with Jogchem's shadow.

* TheShadowKnows: In "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/dodo.here Dodo]]", the titular animal's shadow is actually that of Jogchem, whom we only ever see as a silhouette.

* DoofyDodo: After {{reincarnati|on}}ng as the titular animal in "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/dodo.here Dodo]]", Jogchem quickly keels over and dies [[PuffOfLogic when reminded that dodos are extinct]].

* PuffOfLogic: In "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/dodo.here Dodo]]", Jogchem states that he would like to {{reincarnat|ion}}e as a dodo, upon where he'll keel over and die when someone points out that dodos are extinct.

* IncrediblyLameFun: "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/peace.here Peace]]" is a memory of Jogchem as a kid in which he suggested to his friends that they play "peace", where they throw their weapons (sticks, rocks, a water pistol, a plastic tube, darts) to the ground and then leave in peace. This is [[DefiedTrope defied]] upon realizing that his friends found the game boring: he then suggested setting the weapons on fire, much to their enthusiasm.
* InnerMonologue: "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/inner.here Inner]]" shows a visual representation of Jogchem's inner monologue -- namely, that he doesn't need one.

** "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/homophobic.here Homophobic]]" has Jogchem try to figure out which of the people he knows might be gay, and his list includes his neighbors from "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/raft.here Raft]]" and "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/listen.here Listen]]", the woman in the bus from "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/conversation.here Conversation]]" and the titular characters from "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/vagabond.here Vagabond]]" and "[[https://nobodyhere.com/justme/mister.here Mister]]"