History WebAnimation / Pokemans

* HollywoodToneDeath: Ash and Brock both sing the Pokemon theme song as their last words when they are executed with an electric chair, it's both hilariously out of sync and bad. A random Jynx later sings the theme song very badly while Team Rocket drop an atomic bomb on Kanto, killing everything.

* VocalDissonance: Misty hasn't had a voice until the episode 4, and it turns out her voice actor is the same single voice actor for literally everyone else, a guy, he's not even trying to make a fake girl voice either.

* BestialityIsDepraved: Brock records A ditto and a Voltorb having sex, while Brock is Jerking off to it. The sex was apparently so good, the Voltorb just explodes, with a piece of shrapnel hitting Brock's leg mid-Jerkoff.

* DownerEnding: Brock gets sick and tired of losing after getting NoHoldsBarredBeatdown by a wild Tyranitar, so he and Ash challenge Gary to a battle by hyping themselves up and taunting Gary and throw out their pokeballs, [[CurbStompBattle until Gary's Dragonite blasts the pokeballs mid-air]], then Ash and Brock just gives up and considers killing themselves, and goes home. In the pokemon center, the doctor gives them an undeserving TheReasonYouSuckSpeech at them, calling them pussies for losing so badly in such short time while Ash and Brock cry, Ash and Brock mourn then mourn Charizard's death from episode 1, [[TheFunInFuneral Brock especially because]] [[CallBack Charizard was one of the three beams that was shot up Brock's ass]], then the duo hangs themselves on a tree. [[GainaxEnding Only to be revealed that it was just 2 roommates having a ]] [[AllJustADream 5-year acid trip]].

* ICannotSelfTerminate: PlayedForLaughs. Brock wants Ash to take him around the world if he survives his bisection, only for Team Rocket to bust in and accidentally drops a gun, Brock then attempts to shoot himself after he has his lower half of his body blown up, only to appear in the next scene walking next to Ash gorilla-style with an angry face and a bandage wrapped around his head.
* MagicPants: When the characters jack themselves off it's always shown as them reaching into their pants.

* OnceAnEpisode: Brock loses his legs every episode

* RapeLeadsToInsanity: Ash receives his Pikachu that was raped so bad, it can only say dick instead of Pikachu

Pokemans is a DeconstructiveParody of the Anime/Pokemon anime by Wardogs, it's animation looks like it was made [[WebAnimationofthe2000s somewhere in the mid 2000's on Newgrounds]], well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin because it was made somewhere in the mid 2000's on Newgrounds]]; it features VulgarHumor with topics of homosexuality, suicide, death, drug use, racism, sex, pedophilia, death, and alot of cuss words, but it's all PlayedForLaughs.

--> Oak: "But you can have {Pikachu}, the last owner sexually abused it to the point where it doesn't give a-\\

Oak: It was meeeee

Oak: It was meeeee.\\

--> Oak: "But you can have {Pikachu}, the last owner sexually abused it to the point where it doesn't give a-

Oak: It was meeeee.

Pikachu: "DICK!"//

* ButtMonkey: The duo, but mostly Brock, Brock constantly gets cut in half, he gets a nasty drug addiction and becomes homeless, have his Pokemon drown, survive shooting himself in head, get the electric chair, get arrested for being black and goes to jail, loses all his Pokemon battles, and eventually kills himself. Ash isn't so lucky either, his gets fucked by Gary Oak and Ash treats it like a regular thing, he gets used as a human bullet shield, get the electric chair as well, kicked off a cliff by Gary, and shares Brock's fate.

* BeastialityIsDepraved: Brock records A ditto and a Voltorb having sex, while Brock is Jerking off to it. The sex was apparently so good, the Voltorb just explodes, with a piece of shrapnel hitting Brock's leg mid-Jerkoff.

--> Gary: WHAT THE FUCK! YOU GUYS FUCKING GAY!? SUCKING EACH OTHERS DICKS OVER THERE, YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS!

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* DownerEnding: Brock gets sick and tired of losing after getting NoHoldsBarredBeatdown by a wild Tyranitar, so he and Ash challenge Gary to a battle by hyping themselves up and taunting Gary and throw out their pokeballs, [[CurbStompBattle until Gary's Dragonite blasts the pokeballs mid-air]], then Ash and Brock just gives up and considers killing themselves, and goes home. In the pokemon center, the doctor gives them an undeserving TheReasonYouSuckSpeech at them, calling them pussies for losing so badly in such short time while Ash and Brock cry, Charizard gets shot and dies and Ash and Brock mourn his death, [[TheFunInFuneral Brock especially because]] [[CallBack Charizard was one of the three beams that was shot up Brock's ass]], then the duo hangs themselves on a tree. [[GainaxEnding Only to be revealed that it was just 2 roommates having a ]] [[AllJustADream 5-year acid trip]].

* PoorPredictableRock: PlayedForLaughs ''and'' PlayedForDrama, Brock attempts to beat Misty with his Rock type pokemon, the poor rocks fall into the Gym's pool, with sad music playing while his pokemon slowly drown, Brock thinks the splashing and drowning of his pokemon means they're kicking ass.

Pokemans is a DeconstructiveParody of the Anime/Pokemon anime by Wardogs, it's animation looks like it was made [[WebAnimationofthe2000s somewhere in the mid 2000's on newgrounds]], well, [[ExactlyLikeItSaysOnTheTin because it was made somewhere in the mid 2000's]]; it features VulgarHumor with topics of homosexuality, suicide, death, drug use, racism, sex, pedophilia and death, but it's all PlayedForLaughs.

* DownerEnding: Brock gets sick and tired of losing, so he and Ash challenge Gary to a battle and throw out their pokeballs, [[CurbStompBattle until Gary's Dragonite blasts the pokeballs mid-air]], then Ash and Brock just gives up and considers killing themselves, and goes home. In the pokemon center, the doctor gives them an undeserving TheReasonYouSuckSpeech at them, calling them pussies for losing so badly in such short time while Ash and Brock cry, Charizard gets shot and dies and Ash and Brock mourn his death, [[TheFunInFuneral Brock especially because]] [[CallBack Charizard was one of the three beams to shoot Brock up his ass]], then the duo hangs themselves on a tree.