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Pokemans is a Deconstructive Parody of the Anime/Pokemon anime by Wardogs, it's animation looks like it was made somewhere in the mid 2000's on Newgrounds, well, because it was made somewhere in the mid 2000's on Newgrounds; it features Vulgar Humor with topics of homosexuality, suicide, death, drug use, racism, sex, pedophilia, death, and alot of cuss words, but it's all Played for Laughs.

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  • All Just a Dream: More like it was All Just A LSD Trip.
  • Bait-and-Switch: In a "Who's That Pokemon", it's a silhouette of Pikachu, then it's revealed to be hand with a middle finger pointed out,
  • Bestiality Is Depraved: Brock records A Ditto and a Voltorb having sex, while Brock is Jerking off to it. The sex was apparently so good, the Voltorb just explodes, with a piece of shrapnel hitting Brock's leg mid-Jerkoff.
  • Butt-Monkey: The duo, but mostly Brock, Brock constantly gets cut in half, he gets a nasty drug addiction and becomes homeless, have his Pokemon drown, survive shooting himself in head, get the electric chair, get arrested for being black and goes to jail, loses all his Pokemon battles, and eventually kills himself. Ash isn't so lucky either, his mom gets fucked by Gary Oak and Ash treats it like a regular thing, he gets used as a human bullet shield, get the electric chair as well, kicked off a cliff by Gary, and shares Brock's fate.
  • Curb-Stomp Battle: Exaggerated. All battles always end in a curb stomp battle.
  • Dirty Cop: There's a cop who doesn't care that Ash is getting shot, but immediately comes to the rescue when he learns that Brock is black, and arrests him
    Cop: "YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH BEING BLACK!?"
  • Downer Ending: Brock gets sick and tired of losing after getting No-Holds-Barred Beatdown by a wild Tyranitar, so he and Ash challenge Gary to a battle by hyping themselves up and taunting Gary and throw out their pokeballs, until Gary's Dragonite blasts the pokeballs mid-air, then Ash and Brock just gives up and considers killing themselves, and goes home. In the pokemon center, the doctor gives them an undeserving "The Reason You Suck" Speech at them, calling them pussies for losing so badly in such short time while Ash and Brock cry, Ash and Brock then mourn Charizard's death from episode 1, Brock especially because Charizard was one of the three beams that was shot up Brock's ass, then the duo hangs themselves on a tree. Only to be revealed that it was just 2 roommates having a 5-year acid trip.
  • Fanservice: Misty is always drawn in a fanservicey style instead of the usual Stylistic Suck art style.
  • Gainax Ending: The whole adventure is just a big LSD trip from a couple of junkies.
  • Gay Moment: Ash and Brock masturbates in a tree thinking about Misty, then it's revealed that they're jacking each other off, while James sucks himself off, Gary comes around and calls them all gay.
  • Hollywood Tone-Deaf: Ash and Brock both sing the Pokemon theme song as their last words when they are executed with an electric chair, it's both hilariously out of sync and bad. A random Jynx later sings the theme song very badly while Team Rocket drop an atomic bomb on Kanto, killing everything.
  • I Cannot Self-Terminate: Played for Laughs. Brock wants Ash to take him around the world if he survives his bisection, only for Team Rocket to bust in and accidentally drop a gun, Brock then attempts to shoot himself after he has his lower half of his body blown up, only to appear in the next scene walking next to Ash gorilla-style with an angry face and a bandage wrapped around his head.
  • Magic Pants: When the characters jack themselves off it's always shown as them reaching into their pants
  • Once an Episode: Brock loses his legs every episode
  • Politically Incorrect Villain: Gary's tone is the angriest and loudest when he spots Ash, Brock, and James having a Gay Moment in a tree.
    Gary: "WHAT THE FUCK! YOU GUYS FUCKING GAY!? SUCKING EACH OTHERS DICKS OVER THERE, YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS!"
  • Poor, Predictable Rock: Played for Laughs and Played for Drama, Brock attempts to beat Misty with his Rock type pokemon, the poor rocks fall into the Gym's pool, with sad music playing while his pokemon slowly drown, Brock thinks the splashing and drowning of his pokemon means they're kicking ass.
  • Rape Leads to Insanity: Ash receives a Pikachu that was raped so bad, it can only say dick instead of Pikachu
    Oak: "But you can have {Pikachu}, the last owner sexually abused it to the point where it doesn't give a-"
    Pikachu: "DICK!"
    Oak: "It was meeeee."
  • Running Gag: Brock getting his legs cut off, and Gary dragging around his solid gold pants whenever he shows up.
  • Senseless Sacrifice: Ash for some reason releases his Snorlax, Mewtwo, and Typhlosion, only for them to all get gunned down by his Pikachu without Ash knowing.
  • Vocal Dissonance: Misty hasn't had a voice until the episode 4, and it turns out her voice actor is a guy, and he's not even trying to make a fake girl voice either.
  • Vulgar Humor: The animation uses 12 year old tween humor, with cuss words every sentence, and death and sex for humor. The humor being most apparent in the first and second episode
    Brock: "See you fuckers in hell! (shoots himself)"
  • Weight and Switch: Ash and Brock attempt to steal a TM from Victory Road's cave and replace it with a bag of beans,it fails because when they stole it, Ash ate the bag of beans, and the whole cave collapses.
  • What the Hell, Hero?: Brock gives Ash one after his battle, angrily yelling at Ash he didn't follow the fundamental rules of a Pokemon battle, and instead of battling his Geodude, Ash commanded his Charizard, Venusaur, and Blastoise to shoot three laser beams up Brock's ass, blowing his lower half up.
    Brock: "God-fucking-damn-it! The fundamental rules of Pokemon are simple! Did you even plan to hit my Geodude!? No! You just shot three beams up my ass! Here I am, bleeding out, talking to you!

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