History WMG / Seinfeld

[[WMG: When Kramer took karate, he trained at a [[KickinIt Bobby Wasabi]] dojo.]]

[[WMG: The video clerk from "The Couch" is [[KingOfQueens Spence]].]]

** The reunion episode of ''CurbYourEnthusiasm'' quashes this theory, unfortunately. This theory explains a lot of unanswered questions in the finale, like the apparent KangarooCourt, latent illegal court proceedings and complete ignorance of actual Good Samaritan Laws, though, as well as a police officer arresting four innocent bystanders/witnesses to a violent crime with video evidence, and ignoring '''the very mugging and carjacking he is arresting them for not involving themselves with'''.

[[WMG: The policeman played by Neil Flynn in ''The Summer of George'' is actually [[{{Scrubs}} The Janitor]].]]

While showing obvious interest in being with women, George seems to constantly fail at every aspect of connecting with them, yet can discuss his thoughts and feelings (to an extent) with other men. George shows constant hypersensitivity over his masculinity (accidentally buying women's glasses, needing to give a disclaimer before saying the word 'fabulous'), panicked over receiving a massage from a male therapist because "it moved", and obviously has latent romantic/sexual feelings for Jerry that he tries not to think about (the girlfriend who "looks just like him."). George has feelings that he simply does not want to face or is at the very least bi-curious.

At some point, Susan realized that getting married to George, and getting effectively manacled to his friends, would be a massive error in judgment. And the envelopes (which sickened, but didn't kill her) was the last straw; either George was too cheap to get good envelopes, or he actually tried to kill her. So, she decided to fake her death, with the help of her parents (who have many ''many'' monies). And they went along with the idea of the foundation as a way to make sure that there was no way for George to get his hands on it.

Sometimes it's closer to the surface, sometimes less so, but it's ''always'' about [[UnresolvedSexualTension one and/or the other of them wanting to get back together]].

Sometimes it's closer to the surface, sometimes less so, but it's ''always'' about [[UnresolvedSexualTension them wanting to get back together]].

[[WMG: Tim Watley is [[Series/BreakingBad Walt White]].]]

* [[WMG: They are actually in {{Hell}}]]

* His neigbors smeel it but they didn't care, since they were good friends with him (and probably assumed this at some point anyway, given that it explains every eccentricity in his behavior), or bought from him themselves. Depending on how old the building is, it's also possible that they assume the smell is yet another 'old, not in the best condition building' smell.

Kramer really did have a job - if you can call pot dealing a job, that is. It appeared that he made a good profit, even though it also appeared that he smoked a considerable percentage of what he was selling. This theory explains: why he always had lots of money (always in cash, naturally) even though he didn't have a conventional career; why he was always in a daze; why he was always hungry; why he always seemed to be horny; why he was constantly falling over things; why his social network extended far and wide - even though he was an unmotivated doofus; and why he had strange people in his apartment at all hours of the day and night.
* Not a bad theory, but given the fact that his neighbours never smell anything funny and more importantly given his demeanor, coke dealer is probably more likely.
** They smelt it, they just didn't care, since they were good friends with him (and probably assumed this at some point anyway, given that it actually explains almost every eccentricity in his behavior), or bought from him themselves.
** Depending on how old the building is, they could just assume the smell is yet another 'old, not in the best condition building' smell.
* Indeed, there was that time when he impersonated a coke dealer.
** He didn't do a very good job though.
*** [[FridgeBrilliance Because he was paranoid that if he did, it would look suspicious to the others who would wonder how he managed such accuracy.]]

I'll do you one better; they're in Hell. Remember Newman's speech in the finale about "revealing myself in all my glory" to Jerry? He's the {{Devil}}. These characters will never get over their narcissism, their mortal sin, which is why they're in Hell and not Purgatory. All the weird things that happen to them are part of their punishment-the finale just made things more explicit (and of course they still don't get it).
** The reunion episode of ''CurbYourEnthusiasm'' quashes this theory, unfortunately. This theory does explain a lot of unanswered questions in the finale, like the apparent KangarooCourt, latent illegal court proceedings and complete ignorance of actual Good Samaritan Laws, though, as well as a police officer arresting four innocent bystanders/witnesses to a violent crime with video evidence, and ignoring '''the very mugging and carjacking he is arresting them for not involving themselves with'''.

[[WMG: Jerry actually lost his rematch with Duncan Meyer in "The Race".]]
The happy ending we saw was just Jerry's imagination. This explains why Jerry's girlfriend Lois never appears again: she broke up with him after Jerry's masquerade was exposed. This also explains why Mr.Bevalaqua didn't realize that Jerry got a head start, despite said head start being very obvious. And even if Mr. Bevalaqua didn't realize what happened, Duncan should have.

* Duncan actually did realize. You can see him yelling in slow motion,"He got a head start!"

* Newman would have sympathy?

The happy ending we saw was just Jerry's imagination. This explains why Jerry's girlfriend Lois never appears again: she broke up with him after Jerry's masquerade was exposed. This also explains why Mr.Bevalaqua didn't realize that Jerry got a head start, despite said head start being very obvious. And even if Mr. Bevalaqua didn't realize what happened, Duncan should have.

[[WMG: Cosmo Kramer is a [[DoctorWho Time Lord]].]]
He has a number of companions, many in successive order (Specter, Len Nicademo, Jay Riemenschneider, Lomez), sustains only minor injuries from jellyfish and bug poison, suggests for telepathy to replace telephones, his speech patterns and sometimes fixed ideas about social conventions fit in well on Gallifrey. At one time Jerry tells Kramer, "you're not human".

I'll do you one better; they're in Hell. Remember Newman's speech in the finale about "revealing myself in all my glory" to Jerry? He's the {{Devil}}. These characters will never get over their narcissism, their mortal sin, which is why they're in Hell and not Purgatory. All the wierd things that happen to them are part of their punishment-the finale just made things more explicit (and of course they still don't get it).
** The reunion episode of ''CurbYourEnthusiasm'' quashes this theory, unfortunately. This theory does explain a lot of unanswered questions in the finale, like the apparent KangarooCourt, blatent illegal court proceedings and complete ignorance of actual Good Sameritan Laws, though, as well as a police officer arresting four innocent bystanders/witnesses to a violent crime with video evidence, and ignoring '''the very mugging and carjacking he is arresting them for not involving themselves with'''.

* Think about it. [[AmbiguousDisorder He displays so many symptoms there's no way he can be normal]]. He has [[BrutalHonesty no sense of tact]] (as evidenced by telling a woman she looks pregnant, and another that she should get a nose job), [[TheKlutz he's physically clumsy]], he has [[CharacterTic odd tics and other repetitive behaviours]], and [[ComicallyMissingThePoint he often doesn't pick up on]] [[DeadpanSnarker Jerry's]] [[SarcasmMode sarcasm]]. It's a wonder he has friends at all, let alone several girlfriends - but then again, he is the KavorkaMan.

The happy ending we saw was just Jerry's imagination. This explains why Jerry's girlfriend Lois never appears again: she broke up with him after Jerry's masquerade was exposed. This also explains why Mr.Bevalaqua didn't realize that Jerry got a head start, despite said head start being very obvious. And even if Mr.Bevalaqua didn't realize what happened, Duncan should have.