History WMG / Raocow

** Cat feet are smaller than those of humans.

** [[FridgeLogic Wait,]] [[SquareCubeLaw how can he be 6 feet tall?]]
*** Cat feet are smaller than those of humans.

** [[FridgeLogic Wait,]] [[SquareCubeLaw how can he be 6 feet tall?]]

Based on this comment [[https://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=stELhmNhnI8&lc=w4d5rL-k_hFuWC4aFF4R4vO4Xv-QCwJLwipOzpINdgs here]]. He's not human, he's a cat. Not the anthropomorphic kind, but a full-on real life cat that has learned the english language and might as well just play video games while he's at it.

All of those non sequiturs you have been hearing actually possesses all the secrets and dangers of the Milkman. The most overt message that you will hear about this is in raocow's first episode of AnUntitledStory.

[[WMG: All of Raocow's videos are thickly veiled propaganda against the MilkmanConspiracy]]
All of those non sequiturs you have been hearing actually possesses all the secrets and dangers of the Milkman. The most overt message that you will hear about this is in Raocow's first episode of AnUntitledStory.

[[WMG: Raocow is not the same person from his Google Video days, but in fact the host body of a malevolent entity that forever changed him]]
Once upon a time there was a man from French Canada known as Rao. Far off on the other side of reality was an anthropomorphic fire flower, the true villain of Mario, that was so powerful it escaped its reality and entered ours, rewriting the Mario story to obscure itself as a minor element of gameplay. It then infested Rao, mutating him into Raocow, and began a single-minded vendetta against every Mario game ever, playing as Mario in an effort to destroy him from the outside. The gradual evolution of his talkative non-sequitur speech is a major characteristic of how the fire flower continuously erodes his mentality. In addition, every time Raocow plays a game that isn't Mario, it is the true Rao fighting back against his mental enslavement. And that, my friends, is how the chipmunk saved Christmas.

[[WMG: Raocow isn't crazy.]]

[[WMG: Raocow isn't finished with Karoshi.]]

* The final video Raocow makes will be the true, final ending of Karoshi.

[[WMG: Raocow is actually a cat]]

Based on this comment [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stELhmNhnI8 here]]. He's not human, he's a cat. Not the anthropomorphic kind, but a full-on real life cat that has learned the english language and might as well just play video games while he's at it.

* The final video Raocow makes will be the true, final ending of Karoshi.

* The final video Raocow makes will be the true, final ending of Karoshi... followed by his own suicide.

He's parodying the fake endings found in the games.

We're the crazy ones.

Once upon a time there was a man from French Canada known as Rao. Far off on the other side of reality was an anthropomorphic fire flower, the true villain of Mario, that was so powerful it escaped its reality and entered ours, rewriting the Mario story to obscure itself as a minor element of gameplay. It then infested Rao, mutating him into Raocow, and began a single-minded vendetta against every Mario game ever, playing as Mario in an effort to destroy him from the outside. The gradual evolution of his talkative non-sequitur speech is a major characteristic of how the fire flower continuously erodes his mentality. In addition, every time Raocow plays a game that isn't Mario, it is the true Rao fighting back against his mental enslavement. And that, my friends, is how the chipmunk saved Christmas.

Once upon a time there was a man from French Canada known as Rao. Far off on the other side of reality was an anthropomorphic fire flower, the true villain of Mario, that was so powerful it escaped its reality and entered ours, rewriting the Mario story to obscure itself as a minor element of gameplay. It then infested Rao, mutating him into Raocow, and began a single-minded vendetta against every Mario game ever, playing as Mario in an effort to destroy him from the outside. Every time Raocow plays a game that isn't Mario, it is the true Rao fighting back against his mental enslavement. And that, my friends, is how the chipmunk saved Christmas.

All of those non sequiturs you have been hearing actually possesses all the secrets and dangers of the Milkman. The most overt message that you will hear about this is in Raocow's first episode of AnUntitledStory.