History WMG / NarutoSilly

* Hidan, and Fred Phelps, are by extension fusions of Fred from ScoobyDoo and Olympic [[strike:stoner]]swimmer Michael Phelps, just [[VoodooShark with different attributes highlighted]].

[[WMG: Nine [[LordOfTheRings Ringwraiths]], nine Akatsuki...coincidence? Maybe not.]]

** I always wondered if the story would make more sense as a video game than a manga/anime. Mind you, I had an RPG in the image of Franchise/KingdomHearts in mind, rather than a dating sim, but this idea makes sense. In fact, rewriting the story to fit an RPG with dating sim aspects could be a way to extend the life of the series and resolve the Shipping issues. Don't like the way Kishimoto chose the pairings? Just make some different decisions and watch the AlternateEnding.

[[WMG: Killer Bee's is actually {{Tarzan}}]]

[[WMG: Kisame and Suikazan are respectively bull shark and pufferfish [[OnePiece Fishmen]].]]

* Or someone could Summmon [[OnePiece Emporio Ivankov]] to do it.

!!This is a list of silly, or JustForFun wild mass guesses for the series ''{{Naruto}}''. More serious entries should go in one of the [[WMG/NarutoOpenOne open]] [[WMG/NarutoOpenTwo pages]].

* Aside from the fact that this [[YouFailBiologyForever ignores basic biology]], it's a safe bet that food doesn't become immediately vaporized to replenish chakra once it's ingested...

[[WMG: Gaara wrote MyImmortal]]

* More likely that it is {{Deadpool}}.

[[WMG: Kabutimaru's Sixth Coffin Contains SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker.]]

[[WMG: Naruto is as close to a TimeLord as the series will get.]]

** (I'm the original poster of this WMG). By this point, Sasuke is [[AxCrazy less than sane]], so I wouldn't say that everyone likes him. Just look at his section on Naruto's {{Headscratchers}} page.

* I vote for Lester Speight. You can't tell me it wouldn't be cool to have Kirabi voiced by [[GearsOfWar Augustus Cole]]. "Eight-Tails is in yo' house, bitch! You hear dat shit?!"

[[WMG: The Uzumaki Clan's relationship soured after the massacre of Uzushio]]

[[WMG: The Naruto Universe is a video game, and the sharingan is a GameShark.]]

[[WMG: Naruto takes place in the same universe as Pokemon]]
The Kyuubi is a Ninetales.

* ...This actually makes sense with the revelation in KingdomHeartsDreamDropDistance that [[spoiler: Nobodies actually grow new hearts over time. Considering both Sora and Naruto can make friendships with practically everyone, this makes sense; Naruto jumpstarted the heart's growth, causing Sai to start feeling emotion.]]

** Furthermore, this troper is WMGing that the Sage of Six Paths was a long-ago Avatar who crossed over to the Narutoverse after the Spirit now known as the Ten Tailed Beast somehow ended up there. As he was still relatively young, for an Avatar, he settled down afterward to have a family when it became clear he was stuck in this world for the rest of this lifetime, which included at least three children. According to the second databook, before he laid down the theoretical foundations for ninjutsu, the premiere method of the time of manipulating chakra was through sealing. It is entirely possible that the lightning based nintaijutsu practiced by the clan that produced at least the Sandaime and Yondaime Raikages is a throwback to elemental manipulation as originally taught by the Sage of Six Paths.

* In the anime, Killerbee is voiced by Creator/HisaoEgawa. But yes, NorioWakamato should have a role.

* Then I goes to show that the Sage of Six Paths must be Kamina! Or even LordGenome!

[[WMG: Naruto will open a psycholigist office (AKA, a training center) at the end of the story.]]

Either Shuisha executives or Kishimoto's editor ordered the title shortened to "Naruto," because they didn't think a long title for the series was good marketing. This would explain the NOT TitleDrop as Jiraiya was dying, calling "The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto," the sequal to "The Tale of [[PublicDomainCharacter Jiraiya the Gallant.]]"

The six paths are actually the five elemental styles and "the wandering spiral path". Thus, there must be a number of hidden techniques that make the impossible possible, creates a number of artifical bodies, and runs on hot blood...

Several names spring to mind... [[supersecretspoiler: Naruto, Lee, Madara, Pain, Guy...I'm looking at you...]]

* I'll tell you how I think it started. Zetsu was assigned a mission to kill, say, the Mizukage and impersonate him in order to get info on the Mist country. After he's done that, another Zetsu clone got a similar mission: he was supposed to kill and then impersonate the Raikage! By now, Zetsu is the imposter of every single person in the entire show, but since he's such a perfect clone of them, other Zetsu's don't know which people are real and which are imposters! So they don't fight each other for the evulz but because they don't want to throw away the cover-up! Zetsu has unknowingly taken over the world!

* Yukari, at least fanon-wise, is said to be responsible for sealing ExRumia within her ribbon; this would explain the sealing skills Minato is commonly said to be a master of. [[spoiler: Though, at least recently, apparently the sealing skills come from the Uzumaki side. But who said that Yukari couldn't be the progenitor of both Uzumaki and Namikaze?]]

With such an insanely powerfull summon which can force people to run straight towards the nearest glacier, he would be unbeatable. WE already know that sound-based genjutsu is extremely hard to avoid anyways.

[[WMG:The Kyuubi is the origanal Doom Marine ]]

(since this is just for fun ) After years of fighting in hell the marine was turned into a massive demon so he would stop massercering the locals .Then he got out .

Or maybe another Incarnation of pure evil that, unlike Yami or Akuro, could never be killed, not even by the gods, so he had to be split into nine pecies upon the sage of six path's death and had to be sealed away. And It would fit, considering Naruto and Okami are both based on ancient Shinto mythology.

Seeing as most of the Sharingan abilities (save for Amaterasu and Susanoo) are to mess with your opponent's head (exemplified in the first Kakashi Vs Zabuza fight, in which he uses his Sharingan's mimic ability to mess around with Zabuza and Itachi's prowess as Genjutsu user) it just makes no sense for it to have a ninjutsu ability like Amaterasu, and even then an inestinguishible flame that's supposed to be hotter than the sun.

Nagato was rather less bratty and more instrospective than Naruto, his powerset through the Rinnegan more closely resembles that of Aang than Naruto, and even Jiraiya believed him to be because of it the ChosenOne destined to bring peace after 100 years of pointless war that appear to be all (or at least very disporportionately) the Fire Nation/Hi no Kuni's fault. In many ways his personality and choices more closely resemble the things Aang might have been and made if somehow Azula, Admiral Zhao, or War Minister Quan and Long Feng had teamed up to force a SadisticChoice on him that no amount of PlotArmor would permit a way to TakeAThirdOption, than if Naruto had been betrayed by Iruka and the Third Hokage.

His whole descent into madness is caused and easly explained by this.

Their is a part Boar, part Deer, part Butterfly creature named (you guessed it) InoShikoCho. Those begginings sound awfully familiar, no?\\

Even [[TheDeterminator Asura]] in his ultimate form couldn't defeat it, so he taught the Sage of Six Paths how to utilize his Inner Energy like how himself and the deities that betrayed him did before he died trying to stop it, and the Sage of Six Paths learned to utilize it in a way none of the dieites did, by creating Sealing arts and learning to manipulate the elements to seal the Ten Tailed beast in himself.

His loss in power is a result of being dead for so long and sitting around in despair. The reason he doesn't use a vareity of techniques despite being the Rikudo Sennin is the same reason we haven't seen Kakashi use close to 1000 techniqes and why many ninja with a lot of screen time have a low variety of DISTINCT techniques (20 different rasengans isn't truly 20 different techniques.) He only needs what he's used. He also doesn't want to blow his cover. The reason he doesn't claim to be the Rikudo Sennin instead of Madara is because people may not even be willing to believe that the Rikudo Sage is still alive. Madara is a recent threat that may seem plausible. Also, Madara reminded him of a young version of himself and his dead brother, which made him respect him in the same way Madara respected Hashirama and at one time, Tobi.

Team Ebisu. They're sitting on eachother's shoulders with Konohamaru on top and Udon on the bottom.

He is a shcool girl in my heart.

That’s because the Naruto universe IS actually the bad future of ‘Blast of the Tempest’, a world where the main characters FAILED. As such, the [[spoiler:, horrible cycle repeated all over again from the start as the remnants of civilisation restarted, meaning that the Tree of Genesis]] actually is the ten tails.

* Things would've turned out better if [[YuriLowenthal Sasuke]] was [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann mentored]] by [[Creator/KyleHebert Kiba]], who's got the spinning and the pet.

* Nah, they're ''clones'' of someone [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann else]]. Someone named 'Lordgenome'. Think about it- he beat up the mecha that [[YuriLowenthal Simon]] was piloting with his bare hands. The Raikage beat up Susano'o (which [[YuriLowenthal Sasuke]] was using) with ''his'' bare hands. Both of them basically said "I don't care" about big wounds that they got. It's the only explaination.

As evidenced by his plan, he belives "everyone should [know suffering]" per Polish WW2 survivor Lovey's words; however he left out the last part: "But only a little".

[[WMG:Madara reads TVTropes.]]

[[WMG: The Sage of Six Paths is one of the reincarnations of [[WheelOfTime The Dragon]]]]

* Therefore Ataru Moroboshi of UruseiYatsura would be able to shatter all of the ninja world with a mere poke?

[[WMG: The Juubi is a Legendary {{Pokemon}} that is pissed off about not making it into the most recent generation of games.]]

* Read chapter 408 and tell me it's not. That's exactly how [[CodeGeass Geass]] works other than Sasuke giving the command after geassing the guy!

* One of the villains in Season 3 of TheLegendOfKorra has a freaking Kekkei Genkai (i.e. magma bending without an external heat source)!

Madara succeeded in killing Naruto as a baby. Everything that's happened since is a mass delusion by Minato, who believes himself to be Naruto. Kabuto is a ninja therapist trying to perform {{Inception}} by summoning the real Naruto.

Also, who wouldn't want to see [[AxCrazy Kenpachi]] and the rest of the [[BloodKnight 11th Squad]] appear in the Naruto world and kick major ass? And admit it - Sakura would look BadAss in Shinigami garb unleashing a Bankai. Any FanFic writers willing to take on this plot-bunny?

Gravelly voice (in the dub, anyway)? Check. Cool shades and a face-obscuring collar? Check. TheStoic? Check. BadAss? ''Hell'' yes!]

Think about it. The Raikage's name is A. His brother is Bee. One's a funky young black man with attitude, the other's a forged by hellfire BadAss who's been around and Seen It All.

A clan of were-Dog or -Wolf Shifters from {{Eberron}}. Fleeing prosecution at the hands of the Church of the Silver Flame they accidently entered a manifest zone that lead to the Naruto world. As the blood became diluted they lost the ability to Shift but remembered subconciously about their animal link, which they copied by partnering with dogs/wolves and developing the Beast Mimicy and such.