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See the WMG mission statement. This one is clearly about people one does not meet in real life.
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** I saw my own brother edit his Facebook account, so Jossed.
*** Most people I friend, I've met in RealLife, so reJossed.
*** Those who have family on Facebook you talk to regularly, say 'Jossed'?
*** Most people I friend, I've met in RealLife, so reJossed.
*** Those who have family on Facebook you talk to regularly, say 'Jossed'?
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*** Most people I friend, I've met in RealLife, so reJossed.
*** Those who have family on Facebook you talk to regularly, say 'Jossed'?
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** Two words: Cambridge Analytica.
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By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in''... The true creator of FaceBook might be the official 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves and the humans will GoMadFromTheRevelation...
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By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in''... The true creator of FaceBook Facebook might be the official 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves and the humans will GoMadFromTheRevelation...
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Wrong wick. Main.Big Brother redirects to the TV series.
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By ensuring that everyone in the world is [[EverythingIsOnline interconnected]], the World's Government can ensure that BigBrother is watching over every profile and scroll through their social and combined network data to [[ParanoiaFuel make sure they're compliant]]. By controlling the revenue of FB games, half of the world is engaged in DoubleSpeak. There is no privacy of personal information- and the FBI now has a whole database of lives at their disposal... Soon everyone will be controlled?
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By ensuring that everyone in the world is [[EverythingIsOnline interconnected]], the World's Government can ensure that BigBrother the ShadowDictator is watching over every profile and scroll through their social and combined network data to [[ParanoiaFuel make sure they're compliant]]. By controlling the revenue of FB games, half of the world is engaged in DoubleSpeak. There is no privacy of personal information- and the FBI now has a whole database of lives at their disposal... Soon everyone will be controlled?
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[[WMG:Everyone on Facebook, except you, [[MetalGearSolid2 is an AI]].]]
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[[WMG:Everyone on Facebook, except you, [[MetalGearSolid2 [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty is an AI]].]]
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By ensuring that everyone in the world is [[EverythingIsOnline interconnected]], the World's Government can ensure that BigBrother is watching over every profile and scroll through their social and combined network data to [[ParanoiaFuel make sure they're compliant]]. By controlling the revenue of FB games, half of the world is engaged in DoubleSpeak. There is no privacy of information personal information- and the FBI now has a whole database of lives at their disposal... Soon everyone will be controlled?
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*** Those who have family on Facebook you talk to regularly, say 'Jossed'?
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So how could this benefit anyone? Well, say you're a loner SocialDarwinist who believes that intellectual progress, such as inventing new things, is impeded more than it is helped by social interaction. Maybe you think talking with people about inane things distracts your thoughts from more important, lofty subjects. So what do you do? You increase people's opportunities to interact with each other. Those who love socializing will take those opportunities and spend time updating their status rather than considering a new device or crafting a literary masterpiece. As a result, your own work will have less competition.
And not only that, but fellow loner-geniuses will also benefit, since their introversion means Facebook will have less of an impact on their free time than on that of their more socially-oriented peers. As a result, progress will slowly but surely come to depend on the introverted nerd who can shun others long enough to focus on his task. Society, realizing that nothing could be done without these nerds, will lift them up and eventually idolize them. Every jock who sneers at a geek will be shunned, and children will dream of growing up to lead a company pushing an exciting new technology. And you, Mark Zuckerberg, will be the vanguard of this new generation of popular nerds, as the very website that condemns the socially-inclined masses to inadequacy brings you the admiration of those same masses. You end up a billionaire with millions of friends, known worldwide, having shaped the very world to your liking.
And not only that, but fellow loner-geniuses will also benefit, since their introversion means Facebook will have less of an impact on their free time than on that of their more socially-oriented peers. As a result, progress will slowly but surely come to depend on the introverted nerd who can shun others long enough to focus on his task. Society, realizing that nothing could be done without these nerds, will lift them up and eventually idolize them. Every jock who sneers at a geek will be shunned, and children will dream of growing up to lead a company pushing an exciting new technology. And you, Mark Zuckerberg, will be the vanguard of this new generation of popular nerds, as the very website that condemns the socially-inclined masses to inadequacy brings you the admiration of those same masses. You end up a billionaire with millions of friends, known worldwide, having shaped the very world to your liking.
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So how could this benefit anyone? Well, say you're a loner SocialDarwinist who believes that intellectual progress, such as inventing new things, is impeded more than it is helped by social interaction. Maybe you think talking with people about inane things distracts your thoughts from more important, lofty subjects. So what do you do? You increase people's opportunities to interact ''interact'' with each other. other through the Internet. Those who love ''love'' socializing will take those opportunities and spend more time updating their status internet status- rather than [[ModernStasis considering a inventing any new device devices or even crafting a literary masterpiece. masterpiece]]. As a result, your own work will site have less competition.competition from the literary professors.
And not only that, but fellow loner-geniuseswill also ''also'' benefit, since their own introversion and gaming tendencies means Facebook will have less has ''more'' of an impact on their free time than on that of their more socially-oriented friends and peers. As a result, human progress will slowly but come to a halt... But surely they shall come to depend on the introverted nerd 'nerd' who can shun others long enough to focus on his task. mundane tasks. Human invention will be then considered slowed to a halt.
Society, upon realizing that nothing could be done without these computer nerds, will lift them up and eventuallyidolize ''idolize'' them. Every jock who sneers at a geek will be shunned, and children will dream of growing up to lead a computer company pushing an [[FollowTheLeader yet another exciting new technology. social technology]] similar to Facebook... And you, Mark Zuckerberg, will be the vanguard of this new generation of popular nerds, nerds- as the very website that condemns the socially-inclined masses to inadequacy inadequacy, brings you the admiration of those same masses. You masses...
You'll end up a billionaire with millions of friends, known worldwide, having shaped the very world to your liking.
And not only that, but fellow loner-geniuses
Society, upon realizing that nothing could be done without these computer nerds, will lift them up and eventually
You'll end up a billionaire with millions of friends, known worldwide, having shaped the very world to your liking.
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[[WMG:Facebook's creation wasn't about information at all. It was about distraction.]]
The huge information database was a fortunate side effect, not the main goal. The idea behind Facebook was to connect people, to let them learn about and communicate with their friends as much as possible. The result? Countless hours of people interacting with each other, especially more extroverted people.
So how could this benefit anyone? Well, say you're a loner SocialDarwinist who believes that intellectual progress, such as inventing new things, is impeded more than it is helped by social interaction. Maybe you think talking with people about inane things distracts your thoughts from more important, lofty subjects. So what do you do? You increase people's opportunities to interact with each other. Those who love socializing will take those opportunities and spend time updating their status rather than considering a new device or crafting a literary masterpiece. As a result, your own work will have less competition.
And not only that, but fellow loner-geniuses will also benefit, since their introversion means Facebook will have less of an impact on their free time than on that of their more socially-oriented peers. As a result, progress will slowly but surely come to depend on the introverted nerd who can shun others long enough to focus on his task. Society, realizing that nothing could be done without these nerds, will lift them up and eventually idolize them. Every jock who sneers at a geek will be shunned, and children will dream of growing up to lead a company pushing an exciting new technology. And you, Mark Zuckerberg, will be the vanguard of this new generation of popular nerds, as the very website that condemns the socially-inclined masses to inadequacy brings you the admiration of those same masses. You end up a billionaire with millions of friends, known worldwide, having shaped the very world to your liking.
Bravo, Mr. Zuckerberg. Bravo.
The huge information database was a fortunate side effect, not the main goal. The idea behind Facebook was to connect people, to let them learn about and communicate with their friends as much as possible. The result? Countless hours of people interacting with each other, especially more extroverted people.
So how could this benefit anyone? Well, say you're a loner SocialDarwinist who believes that intellectual progress, such as inventing new things, is impeded more than it is helped by social interaction. Maybe you think talking with people about inane things distracts your thoughts from more important, lofty subjects. So what do you do? You increase people's opportunities to interact with each other. Those who love socializing will take those opportunities and spend time updating their status rather than considering a new device or crafting a literary masterpiece. As a result, your own work will have less competition.
And not only that, but fellow loner-geniuses will also benefit, since their introversion means Facebook will have less of an impact on their free time than on that of their more socially-oriented peers. As a result, progress will slowly but surely come to depend on the introverted nerd who can shun others long enough to focus on his task. Society, realizing that nothing could be done without these nerds, will lift them up and eventually idolize them. Every jock who sneers at a geek will be shunned, and children will dream of growing up to lead a company pushing an exciting new technology. And you, Mark Zuckerberg, will be the vanguard of this new generation of popular nerds, as the very website that condemns the socially-inclined masses to inadequacy brings you the admiration of those same masses. You end up a billionaire with millions of friends, known worldwide, having shaped the very world to your liking.
Bravo, Mr. Zuckerberg. Bravo.
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Is that really part of a WMG?
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* That ''would'' make a good DoctorWho fanfic.
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By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in''... The true creator of FaceBook might be the official 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves and the humans will go MadFromTheRevelation...GoMadFromTheRevelation...
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*** Most people I friend, I've met in RealLife, so reJossed.
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** That would make a good DoctorWho fanfic.
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By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in'' in''... The true creator of FaceBook might be the official 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves and the humans will go MadFromTheRevelation...
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[[WMG:Facebook was created by aliens in order to gather as much information about humanity as possible in preparation for an invasion.]]
* By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in'' The creator of FaceBook might be the 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves.
* By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in'' The creator of FaceBook might be the 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves.
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[[WMG:Facebook was created by aliens in order to gather as much information about humanity as possible in future preparation for an a full-scale alien invasion.]]
* By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in'' The creator of FaceBook might be the 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves.
selves and will go MadFromTheRevelation...
** That would make a good DoctorWho fanfic.
** That would make a good DoctorWho fanfic.
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By ensuring that everyone in the world is [[EverythingIsOnline interconnected]], the government World's Government can make sure ensure that BigBrother is watching over their profiles every profile and scroll through their social and networl combined network data to [[ParanoiaFuel make sure they're compliant]]. By controlling the revenue of FB games, half of the world is engaged in DoubleSpeak. There is no privacy of information and the FBI has a whole database at their disposal... Soon everyone will be controlled?
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Think about it. You don't know for sure if any of these people are actually real. You can become friends with people you will never meet, people who you will never see. It's all part of [[AncientConspiracy the Patriots']] plan to control the flow of information. By interacting with these "friends", they can slowly change your mind about things, until you start to see things the way the Patriots want you to. Facebook controls all information. Facebook ''is'' the Patriots.
** I saw my brother edit his Facebook account, so Jossed.
** I saw my brother edit his Facebook account, so Jossed.
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Think about it. You [[ParanoiaFuel don't know know]] for sure if any of these people are actually real. ''real''. You can become friends with people you will never meet, meet in your life, weird people who you will never see. ''never see''. It's all part of [[AncientConspiracy the 'the Patriots']] plan to control the flow of information. By interacting with these "friends", they can slowly change your mind about things, until you start to see things the way the Patriots 'the Patriots' want you to. Facebook controls all information. Facebook ''is'' the Patriots.
** I saw my own brother edit his Facebook account, so Jossed.
** I saw my own brother edit his Facebook account, so Jossed.
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** I saw my brother edit his Facebook account, so Jossed.
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[[WMG:Everyone on Facebook, except you, [[MetalGearSolid2 is an AI]].]]
Think about it. You don't know for sure if any of these people are actually real. You can become friends with people you will never meet, people who you will never see. It's all part of [[AncientConspiracy the Patriots']] plan to control the flow of information. By interacting with these "friends", they can slowly change your mind about things, until you start to see things the way the Patriots want you to. Facebook controls all information. Facebook ''is'' the Patriots.
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[[WMG:Everyone on Facebook, except you, [[MetalGearSolid2 is an AI]].]]
Think about it. You don't know for sure if any of these people are actually real. You can become friends with people you will never meet, people who you will never see. It's all part of [[AncientConspiracy the Patriots']] plan to control the flow of information. By interacting with these "friends", they can slowly change your mind about things, until you start to see things the way the Patriots want you to. Facebook controls all information. Facebook ''is'' the Patriots.
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