History WMG / Beyonce

[[WMG:The perspective character of "Single Ladies" is a Green Lantern in the aftermath of ''ComicBook/ZeroHour''.]]
InUniverse, Duscher of ''Podcast/PlumbingTheDeathStar'' tries to pitch "How Does Dating Work in Beyoncé's Single Ladies?" by asking why "he" needs to "put a ring on it" in this universe, only for his two co-hosts to answer his question and leave him with nothing to say five minutes into the episode. This leaves the cast with another twenty minutes of the episode to fill, so they end up fumbling into an absurd theory about how Beyonce is a Franchise/GreenLantern talking about the madness of Hal Jordan suffered in ''ComicBook/ZeroHour''.

[[WMG: She's a MarySue.]]
Seems that way. Stunningly beautiful? Check. Gorgeous singing voice? Check. A dancer too, TheAce at performing, not many can beat her at it and rich and famous for it? Check. Hard-working and a sweetheart and IncorruptiblePurePureness on top of it? Check. The SpotlightStealingSquad and tends to steal the spotlight from everyone around her? Check.
** Averted, since it's impossible to write real people this way.

[[WMG: Beyonce and Jay Z faked his affair for publicity]]
Think: what's a common criticism of Beyonce's screeds about how awful guys are? That they don't feel genuine because she's happily married to Jay Z. ''Lemonade'' has been praised for it being much more personal and powerful than her other albums, and some have owed that to a real-life impetus like Hov having an affair. However, it was released onto Tidal, which he owns, they haven't announced any plans for divorce, and word-of-mouth says he's working on his own album on the matter. So, this could have been a way to help restore artistic credibility when Bey hadn't released an album in three years and ''Magna Carta...Holy Grail'' wasn't as much of a critical darling as Jay's previous albums.

** {{Jossed}}, since it's impossible to write real people this way.

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[[WMG:The perspective character of "Single Ladies" is a Green Lantern in the aftermath of ''[[ComicBook/ZeroHour Zero Hour.]]'']]
InUniverse, Duscher of ''Podcast/PlumbingTheDeathStar'' tries to pitch "How Does Dating Work in Beyoncé's Single Ladies?" by asking why "he" needs to "put a ring on it" in this universe, only for his two co-hosts to answer his question and leave him with nothing to say five minutes into the episode. This leaves the cast with another twenty minutes of the episode to fill, so they end up fumbling into an absurd theory about how Beyonce is a ComicBook/GreenLantern talking about the madness of Hal Jordan suffered in ''[[ComicBook/ZeroHour Zero Hour.]]''

Seems that way.

You know how in a lot of her music videos she has two backup dancers who stand behind her and mimic her movements? They're really RidiculouslyHumanRobots. She probably got them as gifts from LadyGaga, who is secretly a MadScientist and does pop music as a hobby when she's not plotting to TakeOverTheWorld.

[[WMG: "If I Were a Boy" Doesn't Mean What We Think It Means}}

[[WMG: The music video for Why Don't You Love Me is her own prequel to Telephone.]]

[[WMG: She's a Mary-Sue]]

[[WMG: Single Ladies isn't as clear-cut as it seems]]
* It's actually about Beyonce trying to reassure herself that she didn't just ruin a good relationship for no reason.