History Tropers / TheDireFlamingohawkrobin

'''Jerry's father:''' No, no, no, no. [[{{Polyamory}} Jacob is your mother’s lover. I watch them.]] Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always while dressed as Superman.

Jerry: Speak for yourself! Because it, heh, it sounds like you’re about to say Jacob is your lover.\\
His father: No, no, no, no. [[{{Polyamory}} Jacob is your mother’s lover. I watch them.]] Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always while dressed as Superman.

His father: No, no, no, no. [[Polyamory Jacob is your mother’s lover. I watch them.]] Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always while dressed as Superman.

'''Morty:''' No, no, I haven't seen that. I mean, why would a Pop Tart wanna live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, tha—that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?\\

[Rick and Morty see [[ItMakesSenseInContext an animate Pop Tart exit a toaster-shaped house and drive off in a toaster car]]]

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Rick]]:''' There! What about that one Morty?\\

'''[[AlternateSelf Riq IV]]:''' Earth Rick C-137! The Council of Ricks sentences you to the Machine of Unspeakable Doom, which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, [[AndIMustScream rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you’ve known becomes impossible to grasp!]] Also every ten seconds it [[GroinAttack stabs your balls]].\\

'''[[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Rick]]:''' There! What about that one Morty?\\

'''[[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Riq IV]]:''' Earth Rick C-137! The Council of Ricks sentences you to the Machine of Unspeakable Doom, which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you’ve known becomes impossible to grasp! Also every ten seconds it [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers stabs your balls]].\\

'''[[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Rick]]:''' Alright-alright, there! What about that one Morty?\\
'''Morty:''' Okay, you got me on that one.\\
'''Rick:''' Oh ''really'' Morty, are you ''sure'' you haven't seen that somewhere in real life before?\\
'''Morty:''' No, no, I haven't seen that. I mean, why would a Pop Tart wanna live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, tha—that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?\\
'''Rick:''' You're missing the point, Morty! Why would he drive a toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house?\\

'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Ice King]]:''' What memories? I’m like a goldfish over here.\\
'''Jake:''' In what way, exactly?\\
'''Ice King:''' Huh? Oh hey, Jake. [{{Beat}}] '''''WHERE AM I??'''''\\

'''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]:''' But still, a lot of you will claim that I'm one of those people that says "George Lucas ruined my childhood. Now that's just crazy talk. George Lucas didn’t ruin my childhood; fucking polio did!\\

'''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Sokka]]:''' My first girlfriend turned into the moon.\\
'''Zuko:''' ({{beat}}) That’s rough, buddy.\\

'''Creator/CarrieFisher:''' I’m what psychology journals refer to as ‘batshit crazy’. It’s a delicate mix of bipolar disorder, which I’m able to control through serious medication, and a completely untreatable case of I Don’t Give a Shit. Unfortunately, for a woman the side effects of this condition include: reduced employment, phone calls from terrified PR flacks and tremendous difficulty getting myself down to a weight that’s acceptable to some 35-year-old studio executive whose deepest fantasy and worst nightmare somehow both involve [[Characters/StarWarsLeiaOrgana me in a gold bikini]].\\

'''Creator/PattonOswalt:''' Until you invent a lunch gun, I would like a failure pile in a sadness bowl.\\

'''[[Literature/DeadBeat Carlos Ramirez]]:''' Everyone else who lets me ride on their dinosaur calls me Carlos.\\

'''[[WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail Strong Bad]]:''' Wow. It’s like… even when we win, he wins.\\

'''LouisCK:''' “My phone sucks.” No it doesn't! The shittiest cellphone is a miracle! Your ''life'' sucks ''around'' the phone.\\

'''[[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor War Doctor]]:''' Oh, the pointing again. It’s a screwdriver! What are you going to do, assemble a cabinet at them?\\

'''[[WebComic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings Commander Badass]]:''' Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much [[HoYay gay porn]] they’ve made outta you an’ [[IncestIsRelative yer brother]]?\\
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'''[[Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack Red]]:''' All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power. And make a nice Kiev.\\
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'''Creator/PattonOswalt:''' You realize a clown is just a transvestite that doesn’t stop, right?\\

'''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]:''' George Lucas didn’t ruin my childhood—FUCKING POLIO DID\\

* ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' (edition 3.5)
* ''VideoGame/FranBow''
* ''VideoGame/KirbySuperstar''
* ''VideoGame/{{Portal2}}''
* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld''
* ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

Physically, I'm [[ShouldersOfDoom big]] and [[CarpetOfVirility hairy]] and nothing fits me: [[GiantHandsOfDoom gloves]], [[FemaleGaze pants]], [[GiantFootOfStomping shoes]], [[ForeheadOfDoom hats]]… but I’m a big ol’ teddy bear, despite my best efforts to make the people of Earth fear me. Just don’t leave me alone with your kids! [[subscript:I am afraid of them.]]

'''[[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory Thor]], [[Myth/NorseMythology son of Odin]]:''' You can’t beat me! I will drop you like Greece’s GDP! Send you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades. Now make like your daddy and swallow my babies!\\

'''[[Franchise/TheDCU Batman]]:''' It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, [[Franchise/Superman Clark]] is the most human of us all. Then…he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to ''him''.\\

'''Henshaw:''' You don’t know me! I am 317 years old, I can wear any face I choose, I speak languages your mouth can’t even ''form!'' You know '''''nothing''''' about me!!\\

'''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCGc8JKl5EvE8IjZ_qprNcQ Kate McLennan]]:''' Ours is going to be filled with precious memories from season two, as a special gift for my dear friend McCartney!\\
'''Kate McCartney:''' Yeah. It’s gonna be like a handmade massage voucher that you give a colleague ‘cuz you can’t afford a proper present.\\
'''Kate McLennan:''' And I’ve told you, you can redeem that voucher as soon as my repetitive wrist injury clears up from that other voucher that I gave my partner in lieu of a mortgage repayment!\\

'''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-12-most-deeply-unsexy-halloween-costumes/ Seanbaby]]:''' You’re dressed as a pun only child pornographers and Family Circus fans would enjoy. That’s officially the worst Venn diagram a person can be in the center of, and you’re trying to entertain that person? Fuck you, Happy Camper.\\

I'm not a major contributor to TVTropes, although I chime in from time to time. I created the pages for ''Film/UncleBuck'' and ''Webcomic/ScenesFromAMultiverse'' because it was simply criminal that such things did not exist. My absolute favourite movie of all time is ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'' and my most beloved TV shows are ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' [[labelnote:favourite episodes:]]“Duet”, “Civil Defense”, “In the Pale Moonlight”[[/labelnote]] and ''Series/{{Community}}'' [[labelnote:favourite episodes:]]“Basic Genealogy”, “Physical Education”, “Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas”, “Basic RV Repair and Palmistry”[[/labelnote]]. My all-time favourite book series is ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' (especially ''Literature/DeadBeat'' and ''Literature/SkinGame''), and ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'' is the greatest comic ever created.

** ''Film/IronMan1''
** ''Film/IronMan3''

* ''Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse'', especially
** ''Film/TheAvengers''
** ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier''
** ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''
** ''Film/IronMan1''
** ''Film/IronMan3''
** ''Series/{{Daredevil}}''

* ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''

* ''Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse''
** ''Film/AntMan''

-->'''Me:''' All comedy is theory until somebody laughs at it.\\

'''[[WesternAnimation/WallE The Captain]]:''' I don't wanna survive. I wanna ''live!''\\
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-->'''This troper:''' You’re sitting on your parents’ floor playing air hockey against yourself in a pirate hat, pyjama pants and no shirt. And ''you’re'' calling ''me'' a loser?\\

'''Wallace Shawn:''' The life of an actor can be very enviable. If the phone rings and somebody says, “I see you as [[StarTrekDeepSpaceNine the leader of a group of aliens with enormous heads]]”, I think that’s fantastic.\\
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